Look at that.

看看這個。

It's gorgeous It's basically Italian pasta the low-carb version Then I'll compare that to Taiwan's most expensive buffet one of the most beautiful well put together buffets I've ever seen in my life.

那我就拿臺灣最貴的自助餐做個比較吧，這是我這輩子見過的最漂亮、最精緻的自助餐之一。

Oh Guys, have you ever seen anything like that?

哦，夥計們，你們見過這樣的事情嗎？

But is it worth the high price tag?

但它是否值得高昂的價格呢？

Today I'm on a mission to choose which of these two extreme buffets gives me the most Oh Let's move right behind me.

今天，我的任務是在這兩種極端的自助餐中選擇哪一種給我的感覺最強烈。

We've come to our first crazy affordable location.

我們來到了第一個瘋狂的實惠地點。

The restaurant is called that way at one here They're serving hot pot, but you can also grill up the meat, too It costs only 250 Taiwanese dollars or seven dollars in 72 cents.

在這裡的一家餐廳就叫這個名字，他們提供火鍋，但你也可以烤肉，只需 250 臺幣或 7 美元 72 分。

That is extremely affordable when I first came here I thought there must be a catch How is it that you can come here to eat as much hot pot and grill as much meat as you want to for under? $10 the only stipulation is that you only have 90 minutes the other way they save money is on staff Here you don't exactly have a server.

當我第一次來這裡的時候，我就覺得這裡一定有什麼陷阱，為什麼你可以來這裡吃多少火鍋，烤多少肉，只花不到 10 美元？10美元，唯一的條件是你只有90分鐘的時間 他們省錢的另一個方法是在員工身上 這裡沒有服務員

You need to go up and get all the food yourself That's like most of a so hot now to go in your hot pot Now to go in your hot pot They have over 50 items you can choose from and what's great is you can just go scoop up all the ingredients you want you For yourself, but we are in Taiwan.

他們有 50 多個項目供您選擇，最棒的是您可以自己去舀所有您想要的食材，但我們是在臺灣。

They have some very unique ingredients.

它們有一些非常獨特的成分。

I've never seen before Let's go inside and check it out go from this wall Over to that wall and that's everything right here is where you can get your food.

我以前從沒見過，我們進去看看吧 從這面牆走到那面牆，就到了 你可以在這裡買到食物的地方

Let's check it out I'm told this is stinky tofu.

我聽說這是臭豆腐。

No one does it more stinky than Taiwan, but does it really smell I?

沒有人比臺灣做得更臭了，但它真的很臭嗎？

Gotta say not that stinky.

得說沒那麼臭。

I'm very disappointed That's more stinky than that back here.

我很失望，這裡比這更臭。

They have something really amazing.

他們有非常了不起的東西。

This is a blood sausage cake They look like little brownies.

這是一種血腸蛋糕，看起來像小巧克力蛋糕。

They have a load of different vegetables here There's a huge variety of pretty standard protein pork chicken lamb But that is boring instead.

這裡的蔬菜種類繁多，豬肉、雞肉、羊肉都是標準的蛋白質，但這反而讓人覺得乏味。

I'm gonna offer something like this a huge watery tray filled with pork blood hughes I'm gonna try out a little bit of the stinky tofu right here.

我要提供這樣的東西 一個裝滿豬血的大水盤 我要嚐嚐這裡的臭豆腐

I'm told this is a rice sausage I want to try that out.

聽說這是一種米香腸，我想試試。

I gotta try some of these blood brownies.

我得嚐嚐這些血布朗尼。

Of course.

當然。

We have our big blood cakes right here I am curious to try some of this really super thick seaweed.

我很想嚐嚐這種超厚的海藻。

This looks nice because it has pictures on it balls They have no testicles, but this is the next best type of ball right here right here I've got my grilling plate and some chicken gizzard, and I'm gonna pile on some of these duck intestine Next broth the broth is very clearly labeled and written out here So you just have to choose which broth you want you can pick two all right folks This is round one and we have two cooking stations on either side of me right here is for grilling and right here is for The hot pot we have the duck intestine and the chicken gizzard right here on this side We have a very spicy broth on this side and the very medicinal broth on this side I'm gonna chuck all my food mostly in the spicy broth with a little bit in the medicinal broth I just found the catch you only have 90 minutes for the amount of money that you pay to be here I've already been here about 25 minutes I have about an hour left, and I have to cook my own food There is a amount of time where you have to wait for the food to cook or heat up That's the issue another five minutes has passed.

這看起來不錯，因為上面有圖片 球類 它們沒有睪丸，但這是次好的球類 就在這裡 就在這裡 我有烤盤和一些雞胗我還要放一些鴨腸 接下來是清湯 清湯的標籤寫得很清楚 你只需要選擇你要的清湯這邊是辣湯 這邊是藥湯 我要把我的食物大部分都倒進辣湯裡 再倒一點藥湯 我剛剛發現了一個問題 花了那麼多錢來這裡 你只有90分鐘的時間我還得自己做飯 你必須等待食物煮熟或加熱 這就是問題所在 又過了五分鐘

I have less than an hour remaining.

我只剩下不到一個小時的時間了。

I'm really feeling the pressure right now I've not eaten anything, but this is looking medium medium duck intestines.

我現在真的感覺到了壓力，我什麼都沒吃，但這看起來是中等中等的鴨腸。

Yes, please I'm not gonna start with that though from here grab some gizzard give it a little bit of a hit in the sauce a mixture Of soy sauce vinegar scallions and garlic it smells fragrant Cheers The gizzard so cold okay, you know what it's just $7 right I should take my time and not die I'm gonna give the gizzard some more time in the meantime.

是的，我不會從那開始的 不過，從這裡抓點雞胗 給它來點醬汁 醬油、醋、蔥和蒜的混合物，聞起來很香 乾杯，雞胗涼了 好吧，你知道嗎，這只是7美元的權利 我應該慢慢來，而不是死了 我要給雞胗多點時間

Let's go for these duck intestines look at that.

看看這些鴨腸吧

It's gorgeous It's basically Italian pasta the low-carb version hit it with a little bit of sauce and throw it back Cheers That's very nice, I think those have been raised for a while.

它非常漂亮，基本上就是意大利麵的低卡路里版本，加點醬汁就可以吃了，乾杯 很好，我想這些面已經養了一段時間了。

They're slid open very well cleaned.

它們滑開時非常乾淨。

I don't taste any Detritus and listen people in Taiwan not only appreciate duck But all the different duck parts duck tongues or duck head or duck feet any part of the duck They're ducking eating it.

臺灣人不僅喜歡吃鴨子，還喜歡吃鴨子的各個部位，鴨舌、鴨頭、鴨腳......只要是鴨子的任何部位，他們都吃得津津有味。

I'm gonna give this gizzard a second try Cheers That's good super crunchy almost like eating cartilage very nice soon I'll be taking you to Taiwan's most expensive buffet, but first let's check out what's inside this hot pot The spicy one looks amazing our little fish balls are floating to the top That's probably how you know they're done, but we're gonna start with the medicinal side Let's be honest the taste of Chinese medicine.

我要再嚐嚐這個雞胗，乾杯 很好，超級脆，就像吃軟骨一樣 很好，很快我就會帶你們去臺灣最貴的自助餐廳，但首先讓我們來看看這個火鍋裡面有什麼 辣的看起來棒極了，我們的小魚丸都浮到上面了 這可能就是你知道它們已經做好的方法，但我們要從藥用方面開始 說實話，中藥的味道。

It's not for everybody It's something you kind of have to grow up with like me.

這不是每個人都能做到的，就像我一樣，你必須伴隨著它成長。

It's a young Taiwanese boy in, Minnesota I'm gonna start with the stinky tofu now.

是一個年輕的臺灣男孩，他在明尼蘇達州，我現在要從臭豆腐開始。

It wasn't stinky earlier, but I'm hoping that the heat has unlocked the stinkiness Cheers Oh, it's unlocked It got really smelly let me cut that in half that's a lot for this boy to handle Smells like a homeless guy's feet Cheers Hmm, but then when you throw it back not so bad, especially if you drink the sauce after Mmm balance the taste of the Chinese medicine not that strong so far.

剛才還不臭，但我希望是熱氣把臭味釋放出來了，乾杯 哦，釋放出來了 真的很臭，讓我把它切成兩半，這傢伙可受不了 聞起來像流浪漢的腳，乾杯 嗯，不過扔回去就沒那麼臭了，尤其是你喝了醬汁之後 嗯，平衡了中藥的味道，目前還沒那麼強烈。

Let's check out our next food These are those blood cube brownies a little bit of rice and a little bit of blood Cheers You can taste a little bit of the blood you're mainly getting the texture from that rice inside That's now become partially soggy, but partially still a little bit bouncy enough with our medicinal broth Let's go to the good stuff right here starting with my favorite part of the fish the fish ball I've acquired what looks to me to be a pepper oil or a chili oil I'm gonna give it a little bit of a dip in that and let's toss it back That's good And these bouncy texture on those balls and those balls are just craving to be put in some kind of a flavoring agent the best Part is that in 90 minutes you could put a hundred balls in your mouth I mean however many balls you can fit in your mouth in 90 minutes That's what you're allowed to do and they legally can't call the police Unless you take your pants off then they absolutely can moving on we have an odd assortment of eccentric foods right here We have seaweed tied into a knot somebody graduated Boy Scouts Hmm I love it and I hate it.

讓我們來看看下一個食物 這些是血塊巧克力蛋糕 一點點米飯和一點血 Cheers 你可以嚐到一點血的味道 你主要是從裡面的米飯得到的口感 現在已經部分溼透了我們來看看好東西 從我最喜歡的魚丸開始 我得到了一些花椒油或辣椒油 我要在裡面蘸一下，然後把它扔回去 很好，這些魚丸的質地很有彈性 這些魚丸正渴望被放入某種調味劑最棒的是，在90分鐘內 你可以把100個球放進嘴裡 我是說，不管90分鐘內 你能把多少個球放進嘴裡 這是你被允許做的，而且他們不能報警 除非你把褲子脫了，否則他們絕對可以 繼續，我們這裡有各種古

It's a little bit irony I'm getting some of the spice now from that broth very nice.

現在我從肉湯中感受到了一些香料的味道，非常好。

Otherwise, that is some very thick seaweed right here We have our giant pork blood cake Yeah, crazy hot, but it has an amazing texture.

不然的話，這裡的海藻就太厚了 我們有巨大的豬血糕 是啊，非常燙，但口感非常棒。

It's very silky It's almost like a silk tofu at this point, but with a lot more flavor and a lot more seasoning All right, so that is the cheapest buffet you are gonna find in Taiwan The thing is I could continue except for that My time is almost up and I have another buffet that I need to go to a buffet that costs over ten times the price Of this one, so I don't want to consume too much stomach real estate this place.

好了，這就是你在臺灣能找到的最便宜的自助餐了，我還可以繼續吃，但我的時間快到了，我還要去吃另一個自助餐，價格是這個的十倍以上，所以我不想在這裡消耗太多的胃。

Was it awesome?

很棒嗎？

Absolutely.

當然可以。

Is this gonna be our best buffet of the day?

這會是我們今天最好的自助餐嗎？

Honestly, it's a strong contender, but we have to go to our next location to find out for sure.

老實說，這是一個強有力的競爭者，但我們必須去下一個地點才能確定。

Let's move We have come to our second buffet location it is right up there That is Taipei 101 one of the tallest buildings in Asia It's called Taipei 101 because it's in Taipei and guess how many floors it has 87 now 101 But the best part about that building is that it has the most expensive buffet that you'll find in this city And we're headed up there now to check it out We Have come to the 86th floor, this is where the buffet is it is called a Joy, and this place is stunning.

我們來到第二家自助餐廳 就在上面，那是臺北 101 大樓 亞洲最高的建築之一 因為它在臺北，所以叫臺北 101 猜猜它有多少層 87 現在是 101 但這座建築最棒的地方是 它有這座城市最貴的自助餐廳

So right now we've entered the lobby the waiting area There's about 200 people waiting for this place to open.

現在我們已經進入大廳 等候區 大約有 200 人在等待這裡開門

It's gonna open in about two minutes I got to take a look at it already.

兩分鐘後就會打開，我已經去看了。

I'm telling you.

我告訴你

This is one of the best laid-out phase I've ever seen in my life.

這是我這輩子見過的佈局最合理的階段之一。

I cannot wait to hate myself by the end of this video So this buffet wraps around this entire floor and there's something new at each station the first station right here is the seafood paradise Let's take a look and let's grab some food.

我等不及要在視頻結束前痛恨自己了 這自助餐廳環繞整層樓 每一站都有新的東西 第一站是海鮮樂園

Oh bowl of shrimp.

哦，一碗蝦。

They have crab meat over here even more crab They have mussels as you move down you start to see more sashimi raw fish salmon yellowtail This is not only seafood, but also sushi.

這裡有蟹肉，還有更多的螃蟹，還有貽貝，往下走，你會看到更多的生魚片，生魚鮭魚和黃魚。

Usually when you go to a buffet and get sushi It looks a little beat up this premium.

通常，當你去自助餐廳吃壽司時，壽司看起來都有點破舊不堪，但這種高級壽司卻很受歡迎。

It looks so good as we move down here.

我們搬到這裡的時候，它看起來真不錯。

We see some nigiri I have to grab some of these a deep deep red tuna right here.

我們看到了一些飯糰，我得拿一些深紅色的金槍魚，就在這裡。

It turns out here.

原來在這裡。

They have a searing section So on the menu, you can order a five wagyu.

在菜單上，您可以點一份五和牛。

You can get snow crab You can get different types of fish, but I have two a five wagyu beef and two seared amberjack So right here we have the amberjack and the wagyu and he's just taking the torch right to it Oh, but he's not done.

你可以買到雪蟹，也可以買到不同種類的魚，但我有兩份五和牛肉和兩份海鮮琥珀魚，所以這裡就有琥珀魚和五和牛肉，他正用火把烤著呢 哦，但他還沒吃完。

He's gonna hit it with a little bit of sauce.

他要用一點醬汁打它。

I'm kind of overwhelmed right now guys They have over 300 food here on the menu for you to choose from.

他們的菜單上有 300 多種食物供你選擇。

Let's see.

讓我們看看

What's over here Oh here.

這裡有什麼？

They have a hand roll You can get a scallop with crab roe or a bluefin tuna or uni and sweet shrimp Get a uni one Yeah, why it's weird.

他們有一種手卷，你可以吃扇貝配蟹黃、藍鰭金槍魚或鰻魚和甜蝦，來一份鰻魚手卷吧 是啊，怎麼這麼奇怪。

So first he takes the seaweed.

於是，他先拿走了海藻。

He puts in a little bit of rice He hits that with some cucumber hit it with a little bit of shrimp and then the uni going on next some sauce wrap it Up and that is ready to go.

他在米飯裡放一點黃瓜，再放一點蝦，然後放uni，最後放一些醬料，包起來就可以吃了。

I'm kind of filled up with my first section Let's go eat our first course course one right here and it looks amazing I'm gonna start with this very basic hit it with some soy sauce Cheers Super fresh very delicious.

第一道菜就在這裡，看起來棒極了，我先從這道最基本的開始，加點醬油，乾酪，超級新鮮，非常美味。

This is the wagyu hit it with a little bit of sauce Smoky beefy fatty amazing here amberjack once you think of tuna and salmon amberjack is the next fish you should move to here It's been beautifully seared and on top.

這是和牛，再淋上一點醬汁，煙燻牛肉的肥美讓人讚不絕口，琥珀魚一旦你想到金槍魚和三文魚，你就會想到琥珀魚。

They put some different stuff.

他們放了一些不同的東西。

I don't know hit it with a little bit of that Smoky and stunning.

我不知道，用一點 "煙燻 "和 "驚豔 "就可以了。

I love it here a hand roll shrimpies uni little slivers of cucumber, which I don't love but I'm gonna make it work You know, I hit the whole a buffet staff is standing right there Watching my every bite As a wild combination of flavors that uni is briny and very rich super creamy It's almost too intense to handle and again surprising to find something that premium at a buffet like this We're gonna talk about the price of the buffet soon, but I gotta say so far.

我喜歡這裡的手卷蝦仁、uni、黃瓜片，我不喜歡，但我要讓它發揮作用，你知道，我擊中了整個自助餐廳的工作人員就站在那裡，看著我的每一口，作為一個野生組合的味道，uni是鹹的，非常豐富的超級奶油，幾乎太激烈，處理，再次令人驚訝的是，在這樣的自助餐廳找到這樣的溢價，我們很快就會談論自助餐的價格，但我得說，到目前為止。

It's seeming worth it trademark from here We're moving on to the next buffet station.

從這裡開始，我們將前往下一個自助餐站。

Alright folks, so that is a So that is a sushi section where we just were and this is the fresh delight section right here They have a lot of small bites, which is perfect for a buffet You don't want to come here and have two or three things You want to come here and have 50 to 60 things if you're me as we move down They have some salads cold cuts cheeses and then right here.

好了，夥計們，這是壽司區，我們剛才在這裡，這是新鮮美食區，這裡有很多小吃，非常適合自助餐，你不想來這裡吃兩三樣東西，你想來這裡吃五六十樣東西，如果你是我，當我們往下走時，這裡有一些沙拉、冷盤、奶酪，然後就在這裡。

We have the leg of a pig.

我們有豬腿。

It's a nice-looking leg I'm telling you if you were hitchhiking and you whipped out that leg you'd get picked up immediately Right here.

我告訴你，如果你想搭便車，拿出這條腿，你會馬上被搭上，就在這裡。

They have a type of Swiss cheese and she's gonna make it for me Now the way it works for display purposes is they wind it to this kind of flower and then they put it on the platter How pretty is that as we move down?

他們有一種瑞士奶酪，她要做給我吃，為了便於展示，他們把奶酪繞成花朵狀，然後放在盤子裡。

Nobody goes to a buffet and wants to eat vegetables, but here they make vegetables look cool It looks like a haunted house, but for vegetables that being said am I gonna try any of these vegetables?

沒有人會去自助餐廳吃蔬菜，但在這裡，他們把蔬菜做得很酷，看起來就像鬼屋，但對於蔬菜來說，我還會嘗試這些蔬菜嗎？

Absolutely, not we move now into the next section.

當然，現在我們進入下一部分。

This is all about the meats and the proteins right here They have some juicy lamb chop that just came off the grill right here.

這裡主要是肉類和蛋白質，這裡有剛烤好的鮮嫩多汁的羊排。

They have grilled beef tongue with salt and scallions How do I get that I just take it now.

他們有鹽和蔥烤牛舌，我怎麼能吃得下，我現在就吃。

Oh My god, it just came right off the grill.

哦，我的天，它剛從烤架上取下來。

This is amazing as we continue down the meat section We find even more right here.

當我們繼續往下看肉類部分時，就會發現更多的驚喜。

They have grilled eel skewers and then right here.

他們有烤鰻魚串，然後就在這裡。

I've never seen this at a buffet grilled sweetfish I think I'm gonna have to come back for that one So this is what you have to be careful for when you come here look where there's nothing because there should be something there here It says grilled king crab clusters.

我從沒在自助餐廳見過這個 烤甜魚 我想我還得再來吃這個 所以你來這裡的時候一定要小心 看看哪裡什麼都沒有 因為這裡應該有東西 上面寫著烤帝王蟹團塊

So we're gonna wait for that and that will complete our meat plate Where do I begin how about with the tongue of a beef my tongue is ought to taste this tongue and it's gonna be a good moment Mmm, juicy warm almost melting in my mouth.

那我們就等著吃吧 這盤肉就大功告成了 我該從哪裡開始呢 不如從牛舌開始吧 我的舌頭應該嚐嚐這牛舌的味道 這將是一個美妙的時刻

I love it speaking of melting right here They have some wagyu that they just took off the grill Super rich super delicious.

我很喜歡這裡，說到融化，他們有一些剛從烤架上取下來的和牛，味道超級濃郁，超級美味。

Let's talk about the price for a buffet at this value I would expect to spend 140 150 but for lunch, she costs only $101 that's insane to me.

讓我們來談談自助餐的價格，在這個價位上，我預計要花費 140 150 美元，但午餐只花了 101 美元，這對我來說太瘋狂了。

Of course, it's not a price where you're gonna be coming here every day But that is definitely accessible for people who want to save up for special occasions So tell me what you think 101 dollars here in Taipei 101.

當然，這個價格不會讓你每天都來，但對於想要為特殊場合存錢的人來說，這絕對是可以接受的。 所以，告訴我你覺得臺北 101 這裡的 101 美元怎麼樣？

Is that worth it for you?

這對你來說值得嗎？

I will let you know what I think at the end of the video Next we're moving on to eel It's just like melting in my mouth it's so soft There's like a thick teriyaki glaze on top and it has a little bit of fishiness in a good way next cheese flour from Switzerland Switzerland is fantastic for bread cheese meat That's it I went there Cheers That method of preparing the cheese has made it almost fluffy that's wild from here we're moving on to our king crab That is a gigantic chunk of meat right there.

我會在視頻的最後告訴大家我的想法 接下來我們要吃的是鰻魚 它就像融化在我的嘴裡一樣，非常柔軟，上面有一層厚厚的燒烤釉，有一點魚腥味，但味道很好 接下來是來自瑞士的奶酪粉 瑞士的奶酪粉非常適合做麵包奶酪肉 就是這樣，我去了那裡的 Cheers 奶酪的製作方法讓它變得幾乎蓬鬆，很有野性 從這裡開始，我們要吃帝王蟹了，那是一塊巨大的肉。

This is like the sea bum of crab thighs.

這就像螃蟹大腿的海流浪漢。

All right, let's break this open It's still warm Guys have you ever seen anything like that Cheers Wow, it's so big plump beautiful and juicy juicy So Here's the thing if I was not making a video here All I would be doing is eating that right there now We have a lot more food to see and a lot more sections to take a look at let's keep moving All right, folks.

好了，讓我們把它打開，它還是熱的 夥計們，你們見過像這樣的東西嗎？

It's round three.

現在是第三輪。

I want to show you a meat.

我想給你看一塊肉。

I've never seen before at first I thought it was beef.

我以前從沒見過，一開始還以為是牛肉。

It is not this is grilled chicken neck side What leave it to folks in Taiwan to find a brand new thing to do with chicken So yes, I will absolutely be getting that for my third course So now we're leaving the grilled meat section and heading to the fried section.

是的，我的第三道菜一定要吃這個。現在我們離開烤肉區，前往油炸區。

This is all about different fried stuff right there Those are fried small sweet fish.

這些都是油炸的小甜魚。

I've never seen something like that at a buffet.

我從沒在自助餐廳見過這樣的東西。

I got to try it Behind me they have a teppanyaki station where they cook up seafood on a flat top right in front of you right here a load of abalone being cooked up the abalone looks amazing So right now he's taking the abalone giving a little bit of a cut and transferring to this station right here.

我一定要嚐嚐 在我身後，有一個鐵板燒臺，他們在平底鍋上烹製海鮮 就在你面前，這裡有一盤鮑魚正在烹製 鮑魚看起來棒極了，現在他正在把鮑魚切成小塊，然後轉到這個臺子上。

Oh right here Full of fat scallops that have been freshly seared right here.

哦，就在這裡，滿滿的肥扇貝都是剛烤出來的。

He's got a plate.

他有一個盤子。

It's a plate with a little bit of sauce I got my freshly seared scallops right here seared abalone that we just saw being made.

這是一盤加了少許醬汁的盤子，我的扇貝是剛烤好的，鮑魚也是剛烤好的。

Look at this guy smart I think this guy used to work at Applebee's like me good order Oh round three right here, and this is a wild assortment of foods first Let's talk about the abalone here.

看看這個聰明的傢伙，我想他以前和我一樣在蘋果蜂餐廳工作過，點得不錯 哦，第三輪就在這裡，這裡的食物真是五花八門，先說說這裡的鮑魚吧。

They've paired it with a little bit of a liver sauce Cheers You need a second you're good It's so delicious what I love about abalone is just the density of the meat It's so meaty and it has a delicious seafood taste along with that liver sauce I'm gonna work my way up to these gorgeous giant scallops But first how about the side of a chicken neck what I can appreciate in Taiwan is that they use every part of the chicken Even the cock's comb on the rooster.

我喜歡鮑魚的原因是它的肉質密度很高 它肉質鮮美，有一種美味的海鮮口感 再配上豬肝醬，我就可以吃到這些華麗的大扇貝了 但首先，我想嚐嚐雞脖子的味道 在臺灣，我最欣賞的是他們使用雞的每個部位 甚至是公雞身上的雞冠。

They eat that everything including the side neck Cheers It tastes a little bit like the thigh but you can tell it's not from the thigh, but it's a delicious flavor They put some sweet glaze on there.

他們什麼都吃，包括邊上的脖子 Cheers，味道有點像大腿，但可以看出不是大腿的，但味道很好，他們在上面塗了一些甜糖霜。

I love it Then we have this a sweet fish.

我喜歡它，那我們就有了這條可愛的魚。

The only question left with this sweet fish is ass first or head first Wife says ass first Cheers.