They said I had 90 minutes.

他們說我有 90 分鐘。

Um, yeah, black coffee, Stevia?

嗯，是的，黑咖啡，甜菊糖？

Oh, it's inside.

哦，在裡面

Oh, okay.

哦，好吧

Hey everybody, thanks for tuning in.

大家好，感謝收看本節目。

Smash this thing.

砸爛它

Smash that follow and like button.

點擊 "關注 "和 "喜歡 "按鈕

Today we're going to be doing an unboxing, I have my cheat sheet right here, today we're going to be doing an unboxing of Papercuts, the new singles collection, greatest hits album release.

今天我們要進行開箱，我的小抄就在這裡，今天我們要進行《剪紙》的開箱，這是一張新的單曲合集，也是最受歡迎的專輯。

I feel like unboxing is a misleading term.

我覺得 "開箱 "這個詞有誤導性。

It kind of is.

有點像。

Right?

對不對？

Because you're really, you're not boxing, but you're not unboxing.

因為你真的不是在打拳，也不是在開箱。

It's almost like Schrodinger's cat.

這幾乎就像薛定諤的貓。

Schrodinger?

薛定諤？

Is it a soft G?

是軟 G 嗎？

Wait, which one is the soft G?

等等，哪個是軟 G？

I think it's a G and a soft G, but I think they can't exist simultaneously.

我認為這是一個 G 和一個軟 G，但我認為它們不可能同時存在。

You're going to do the like 10 minute version of this unboxing, right?

你會做十分鐘的開箱演示吧？

So we're going to do the 60 second version on like the flippy social media?

所以我們要在社交媒體上做 60 秒的版本？

Right here, press this for the 60 second and for the director's cut with all the footage it's going to be probably at least a 90 minute, right, that's what we plan for, unboxing.

在這裡，按下這個鍵，就能看到 60 秒的片段，而導演剪輯版的所有片段可能至少有 90 分鐘，對吧，這就是我們的計劃，開箱。

I mean we can, we'll narrow it down, we'll cut it down.

我的意思是，我們可以，我們會縮小範圍，我們會減少它。

Press this button right here.

按下這裡的按鈕。

Paper cuts is a, it comes in four formats on the website, lincolnpark.com.

剪紙是林肯公園網站（lincolnpark.com）上的一種，有四種格式。

I saw the different formats online and they look very good.

我在網上看到了不同的格式，看起來非常不錯。

I know that you have not, I have actually seen, I've only seen one of them.

我知道你沒有，實際上我見過，我只見過其中一個。

I saw a picture online, that was it.

我在網上看到一張照片，僅此而已。

You've seen stuff digitally, you haven't seen stuff in person.

你看到的都是數字化的東西，而不是親眼所見。

I've seen one of these things in person.

我親眼見過這種東西。

It's funny, I went to high school with her.

有趣的是，我和她是高中同學。

Zoe Trope?

Zoe Trope？

Yeah, Zoe Trope.

是啊，佐伊詭計。

This is the part where we unbox, ready?

這是我們開箱的部分，準備好了嗎？

I like that there's instructions for unbox, like just in case it wasn't clear.

我喜歡開箱說明，以防不清楚。

Alright, I'm going to let you do this part.

好吧，這部分就交給你了。

I've done some of, does everyone get this?

我做了一些，每個人都明白嗎？

What if we do, what if we did like 10 minutes of just this, ASMR?

如果我們只做 10 分鐘的 ASMR 會怎樣？

Put it really close to your microphone.

把它放在離麥克風很近的地方。

I don't think that's ASMR, I think that's like, this would be very unsettling.

我不認為那是 ASMR，我認為那就像，這會讓人非常不安。

Brad is doing a bubble popping portion of the unboxing.

布拉德正在進行開箱過程中的 "爆泡 "環節。

So this is awesome, you can like see through it, you can hold it up to the light.

這東西太棒了，你可以透過它看東西，還可以把它拿起來對著光看。

Alright, you get that, oh, there's other, there's more.

好吧，你明白了，哦，還有其他的，還有更多。

Well so yeah, with every purchase of bubble wrap, you get, I actually thought that was the thing.

是啊，每買一個氣泡膜，你就會得到一個，我還以為是這個呢。

With every purchase of bubble wrap, you actually get a freebie, you get something else.

實際上，每次購買氣泡膜，你都會得到一份贈品，你還會得到其他東西。

One of them, actually this one's my favorite, I'm going to save that one.

其中一個，其實這個是我最喜歡的，我要把它保存起來。

This is, here, you do it.

這就是，在這裡，你來做。

Wow.

哇

I feel like whoever picked this Pantone color knew what they were up to.

我覺得不管是誰選了這個 Pantone 顏色，都知道他們在做什麼。

It's a very specific Pantone color.

這是一種非常特別的潘通色。

I really like the font too.

我也非常喜歡這種字體。

And I like that it's wrapped in plastic because that way you know it's new.

我喜歡它用塑料包裝，因為這樣你就知道它是新的。

If we're supposed to take off the plastic, nod yes, okay.

如果我們應該把塑膠袋拿掉，那就點頭答應，好吧。

I'm not going to be responsible.

我不會負責的。

I can't be held responsible.

我不能承擔責任。

I'm throwing caution to the wind right here.

我在這裡要謹慎行事。

When's the last time you took plastic off a CD?

你上次從 CD 上取下塑料膜是什麼時候？

Real answer, real, truthful answer.

真實的答案，真實、真實的答案。

Yesterday.

昨天

Bullshit.

胡說八道。

When's the real, when's the real.

什麼時候才是真的，什麼時候才是真的。

Oh, there's a sticker.

哦，還有一張貼紙。

Can you slide the box out of the way?

你能把盒子推開嗎？

I can't, I can't figure out if Brad is just really in, in, come on.

我不知道，我不知道布拉德是不是真的在，在，來吧。

I can't figure out if Brad is just really like into the little details of life in general.

我不知道布拉德是不是真的喜歡生活中的小細節。

Or if he's completely missing the point of this exercise.

或者說，他完全沒有理解這次演習的意義。

It's got the green font.

字體是綠色的。

That's dope.

真不錯

Continuity.

連續性。

Oh, I feel like I broke it.

哦，我覺得我把它弄壞了。

Was that it?

是這樣嗎？

Oh, wait.

哦，等等

No.

不

Oh.

哦。

Oh.

哦。

What's that?

那是什麼？

It's so subtle.

它是如此微妙。

Yeah.

是啊

And it reflects the light.

它還能反射光線。

I could check my hair.

我可以檢查一下我的頭髮。

So what does this do?

那麼，這有什麼用呢？

Okay.

好的

So this is green, but this is black and white.

所以這是綠色的，但這是黑白的。

I don't know.

我不知道。

This is dope.

這真是太棒了。

Okay.

好的

Consider this disc unboxed.

這張唱片未開箱。

Thank you, Zoe.

謝謝你，佐伊。

Ooh, there's more.

哦，還有更多。

You know what's dope?

你知道什麼最棒嗎？

This one.

這個

Is that.

是這樣嗎？

Look.

你看

Yeah.

是啊

I like that.

我喜歡這樣。

This one is a.

這個是

Is I want, is this texture or is this just the plastic?

我想要的是這種紋理還是塑膠？

Wait a minute.

等一下

I should, we should do that one last.

我應該，我們應該最後再做一次。

Yeah.

是啊

Opening the thing.

打開它

I feel like part of the secret to unboxing is you just open stuff.

我覺得開箱的祕訣之一就是打開東西。

You don't have to like talk about everything.

你不必什麼都談。

Some unboxing videos don't have any words.

有些開箱視頻沒有任何文字。

We're doing it all wrong.

我們都做錯了。

You could mute us right now and then you would just see the actual unboxing and you wouldn't have to listen to this.

你現在可以把我們靜音，這樣你就能看到真正的開箱過程，而不用聽這個了。

It would be a much higher quality experience.

這樣的體驗品質會更高。

I'm just going to kind of.

我只是想

Oh.

哦。

There.

在那兒

Oh.

哦。

Should I take the whole thing off?

我應該把它整個取下來嗎？

I'm going to take the whole thing off.

我要把它整個取下來。

I'm going to take the whole bit off.

我要把這一點全部拿掉。

Look at that.

看看這個。

Singles collection.

單曲集

This is very elegant.

這是非常優雅的。

All right.

好的

Ooh.

哦

Like the disc.

喜歡這張光盤。

Green font.

綠色字體。

I'm noticing patterns.

我發現了一些規律。

And what I would guess is that this is going to be black and white.

我猜測這將是黑白兩色。

Let's find out.

讓我們一探究竟。

Look at that.

看看這個。

Wait.

等等。

Oh, this is.

哦，這是。

That's vinyl.

這就是乙烯基。

This is vinyl.

這是乙烯基。

So is the other vinyl on.

另一張黑膠唱片也是如此。

What is this?

這是什麼？

That is.

那就是

Oh.

哦。

What do we call that?

這叫什麼？

An insert?

插頁？

This is a vinyl insert.

這是一個乙烯基插件。

This is a vinyl insert.

這是一個乙烯基插件。

This is a vinyl insert.

這是一個乙烯基插件。

This is a vinyl insert.

這是一個乙烯基插件。

This is a vinyl insert.

這是一個乙烯基插件。

This is a vinyl insert.

這是一個乙烯基插件。

This is a vinyl insert.

這是一個乙烯基插件。

This is a black and white insert.

這是一張黑白插頁。

That's the black and white insert.

這是黑白插頁。

This is vinyl.

這是乙烯基。

This is vinyl.

這是乙烯基。

So that means there's another vinyl or there's more vinyl.

是以，這意味著還有另一張黑膠唱片或更多的黑膠唱片。

This has four sides.

它有四面。

Remember?

還記得嗎？

So four sides.

所以是四面。

So that's sides one and two.

這就是第一面和第二面。

And this is side.

這是側面。

These are sides.

這些是側面。

Oh.

哦。

It says one and two.

上面寫著 1 和 2。

Yeah.

是啊

And these are sides.

這些都是側面。

So you don't get lost.

這樣你就不會迷路了。

They're numbered.

它們都有編號。

They're numbered.

它們都有編號。

The only way you could really screw this up is if you put them wrong.

要想真正搞砸，唯一的辦法就是把它們放錯位置。

But you don't know the songs here because the songs are smudged.

但你不知道這裡的歌曲，因為歌曲都被弄髒了。

Did that.

做到了

I'm really disappointed.

我真的很失望。

Yeah.

是啊

I'm really disappointed.

我真的很失望。

Something got messed up by the printing on this because the songs are all smudged up.

因為歌曲都被弄髒了，所以印刷時出了點問題。

Sorry.

對不起。

The titles are smudged.

標題被弄髒了。

I'm sure that their copy won't be that way though.

不過，我相信他們的副本不會是這樣的。

But you can refer to this and then they're not smudged.

但你可以參考這個，這樣就不會弄髒了。

I think their copy, hopefully their copy will be okay.

我想他們的副本，希望他們的副本沒問題。

Or you can look on the back.

也可以從背面看。

While you're listening to the music, you could look at the back.

在聽音樂時，您可以看看背面。

Ooh.

哦

I feel like we should do that at the same time.

我覺得我們應該同時這樣做。

Okay.

好的

Ready?

準備好了嗎？

One.

一個

Two.

兩個

Three.

三個

Ooh.

哦

Standard black vinyl.

標準黑色乙烯基。

Production credits.

製作榮譽

But wait.

但等等

This is the standard one.

這是標準的。

I thought there was one with different colorways.

我還以為有不同配色的呢。

This one is...

這個是...

This is the OG.

這是 OG。

The OG...

OG...

I like it.

我喜歡

Black vinyl.

黑色乙烯基。

I like it.

我喜歡

Classic.

經典。

This is the classic black.

這是經典的黑色。

Classic black vinyl.

經典的黑色乙烯基。

Boom.

Boom.

Flip it around.

翻過來。

A little turn around.

轉個身

Boom.

Boom.

A little open.

有點開放。

There you go.

這就對了。

Okay.

好的

I'm going to turn it towards the camera.

我要把它轉向鏡頭。

All right, Brad.

好吧，布拉德。

What's next?

下一步是什麼？

There's a lot in here.

這裡有很多東西。

This one, I'm very excited about.

這一次，我非常興奮。

Dude, I love a good cassette.

老兄，我喜歡聽好聽的錄音帶。

I feel like the audio quality is better on cassette.

我覺得錄音帶的音質更好。

What do you think?

你怎麼看？

It's definitively not.

肯定不是。

But it is a cooler experience to me.

但對我來說，這是一種更酷的體驗。

I like it.

我喜歡

I like it.

我喜歡

I like it.

我喜歡

I like it.

我喜歡

I like it.

我喜歡

I like it.

我喜歡

I like it.

我喜歡

I like it.

我喜歡

I like it.

我喜歡

I like it.

我喜歡

I like it.

我喜歡

I like it.

我喜歡

I like it.

我喜歡

I like it.

我喜歡

I like it.

我喜歡

I like it.

我喜歡

I like it.

我喜歡

I like it.

我喜歡

I like it.

我喜歡

I like it.

我喜歡

I like it.

我喜歡

I like it.

我喜歡

I like it.

我喜歡

Looks better?

看起來好些了嗎？

Dude!

哥們兒

The other options are definitely higher fidelity, but this is cooler.

其他選項的保真度肯定更高，但這個更酷。

You could carry this around in your pocket.

你可以把它放在口袋裡隨身攜帶。

Right?

對不對？

You could trade it with friends.

你可以和朋友交換。

You could record over it.

你可以在上面錄音。

You could record over it.

你可以在上面錄音。

It's very hard to open this.

這個很難打開。

I actually don't think I can unbox it.

實際上，我覺得我不能把它開箱。

Cassettes are always the hardest ones- I shouldn't have gotten that manicure.

卡帶總是最難的--我真不該修指甲。

It does look so nice.

它看起來確實很漂亮。

I feel like this is from outer space.

我感覺這是從外太空來的。

I love that green box.

我喜歡那個綠色的盒子。

That green box is cool.

那個綠色的盒子很酷。

It's a good looking cassette.

這盒錄音帶很好看。

So what do I do with this?

那我該怎麼做呢？

It's a cassette.

這是一盒錄音帶。

Right.

對

You just kind of put it on your shelf.

你只是把它束之高閣。

Oh, you just do that?

哦，你就這麼做了？

Yeah.

是啊

That's kind of-

這是一種

Like that.

就像這樣

Yeah.

是啊

It's like a little piece of art.

它就像一件小藝術品。

Oh, it sounds really good.

哦，聽起來真不錯。

Sounds good, right?

聽起來不錯吧？

I still- I don't know.

我還是不知道

I know that you feel strongly that this isn't the highest fidelity format, but I feel like there's an intimacy with this that you can't- you can't get anywhere else.

我知道你強烈認為這不是最高保真度的格式，但我覺得這有一種親密感，是其他任何地方都沒有的。

What do you think?

你怎麼看？

Sounds different than I remembered.

聽起來和我記憶中的不太一樣。

It's a little different.

這有點不同。

Yeah.

是啊