You look really, really great.

你看起來真的非常非常棒。

Thank you.

謝謝。

And I just keep saying how much I love that movie, and I love you in it.

我一直在說我有多愛那部電影，我愛裡面的你。

And really, congratulations.

真的，祝賀你。

Well, thank you.

謝謝。

Before we go on, I just want to say how much I appreciate your underwear.

在我們繼續之前，我只想說，我非常欣賞你的內衣。

Thank you.

謝謝。

I really mean it.

我是說真的。

It's been very important to me since I was last on this show.

自從我上一次參加這個節目以來，這對我來說一直非常重要。

The last time something happened, right?

上次發生的事情，對嗎？

Well, you remember the story.

你還記得這個故事吧？

It was a very unattractive story, I'm afraid.

恐怕這是個很不吸引人的故事。

Tell it again.

再說一遍。

Should we just do that show again?

我們要不要再演一次？

Yeah, because I don't have that much material, really.

是的，因為我沒有那麼多素材，真的。

No, I told a dreadful story about how

不，我講了一個可怕的故事，關於如何

I got trapped in my house.

我被困在家裡了。

My finger got jammed in a window, and I had to call for help.

我的手指被卡在窗戶裡，不得不打電話求救。

And I was just wearing underwear at the time, and it was really sort of non-presentation underwear.

當時我只穿了內衣，而且是那種不做作的內衣。

And I was reduced to the indignity of calling for help, which meant that I was rescued by my entire neighborhood.

我只能屈辱地求救，這意味著我被整個鄰居們救了出來。

And at the end of the show, you gave me a wonderful pair of underpants, which I have cherished.

演出結束時，您送給我一條精美的內褲，我一直珍藏著。

And they've become part of me, really.

它們已經成為我的一部分，真的。

Wow.

哇

That's wearing them too long, if you're sincere.

如果你是真心的，那就是穿太久了。

If they've become part of you.

如果它們已經成為你的一部分

Hygiene and laundry permitting.

衛生和洗衣許可。

I wear them whenever possible.

只要有可能，我就會穿上它們。

And they're like talismanic, and lucky, and in fact.

事實上，它們就像護身符，是幸運的象徵。

Are you wearing them now?

你現在穿了嗎？

You could, well, I don't know.

你可以，嗯，我不知道。

I might leave you guessing on that one.

我可能要讓你猜猜了。

All right.

好的

No, look.

不，你看

You're wearing them?

你穿著它們？

Yes, you are.

是的，就是你。

They're coming.

他們來了

They're worn out.

他們都累壞了。

Oh, bless you.

哦，祝福你

It's time for new underwear.

該換新內衣了。

Now I can actually, I'll put these on.

現在我可以穿上它們了。

I'll walk around my house shouting help.

我會在家裡走來走去喊救命。

Good.

很好。

Yes.

是的。

Let's talk about how naked you are in this movie, too.

我們也來談談你在這部電影裡有多赤裸吧。

Speaking of underwear, is this possibly the most naked you've ever been in a film?

說到內衣，這可能是你在電影中最赤裸的一次嗎？

Degrees of naked.

裸體程度。

Yes.

是的。

I mean, you really can't get much more naked than I was.

我是說，沒有比我更赤裸的了。

And when you open the script, and you see the first scene says, naked man lies on bed, scene from above, and you're 48, you just sort of think, you know, career, force of gravity, body, things that happen.

當你打開劇本，看到第一場戲是裸體男人躺在床上，場景從上往下看，你才48歲，你就會想，你知道，職業生涯、重力、身體、發生的事情。

Is it really worth that one final push against middle age?

真的值得向中年發起最後一搏嗎？

And then I met Tom, who said, you know what?

然後我遇到了湯姆，他說，你知道嗎？

You look great.

你看起來棒極了。

I mean, you really look great.

我是說，你看起來真的很棒。

But if you want a trainer, just for your own sake,

但如果你想要一個教練，那也是為你好、

I mean, I'll pay for one.

我的意思是，我會花錢買一個。

Which, you know what?

你知道嗎？

The subtext is fat, fat, fat.

潛臺詞就是胖、胖、胖。

So I worked, you know, within an inch of my life to get somewhat presentable, at least enough for him to like me well enough.

所以我拼了命地工作，想讓自己有點姿色，至少能讓他喜歡我。

You look great.

你看起來棒極了。

Your body looks amazing.

你的身材看起來棒極了。

And even in the opening beautiful scenes, there's a body, a naked body, floating in water, which is you.

即使在開場的美麗場景中，也有一具屍體，一具赤裸的屍體，漂浮在水面上，那就是你。

You can't tell really who it is.

你不知道他到底是誰。

I didn't know that that was you, but that's you floating in water.

我不知道那是你，但那是你漂浮在水面上。

Then you have to run into an ocean, which looked like it probably was freezing water.

然後，你必須跑進一片海洋，那裡看起來可能是冰冷的海水。

It was December.

當時是 12 月。

And that's, it hurts.

這很傷人。

And it doesn't do your ego any good either.

這對你的自尊心也沒有任何好處。

I mean, you go through all kinds of stuff when you know that, you know, I don't even want to be naked on the beach, frankly.

我的意思是，當你知道我甚至不想在沙灘上裸體時，你會經歷各種各樣的事情。

You know?

你知道嗎？

I can feel the women dressing me with their eyes.

我能感覺到女人們用目光在打量我。

And I just want to, I just, and I, you know, I look, it's funny because you don't, you never really have a true picture of yourself in the mirror.

我只是想，我只是，我，你知道，我看，這很有趣，因為你不，你從來沒有真正有一個真實的自己在鏡子裡的照片。

Because you're always playing tricks on yourself in the mirror, you just are.

因為你總是對著鏡子自欺欺人，你就是這樣的人。

And I, I mean, I have a bathroom mirror, which I look into and I see Michelangelo's David, you know?

我有一面浴室鏡子，照著鏡子就能看到米開朗基羅的《大衛》，你知道嗎？

I see a god.

我看到了上帝。

And then I have a bedroom mirror, which is Tales from the Crypt.

我還有一面臥室鏡子，是《地穴故事》。

And if you're about to go and shoot a scene, you just don't know which one to believe.

如果你要去拍一場戲，你就不知道該相信哪個。

Right, right.

對，對

But you do, you look great.

但你做到了，你看起來很棒。

Well, thank you so much.

非常感謝。

And you and Matthew, he told a story, he was here the other day, of you met and immediately had to get naked, basically, in your underwear and get spray tanned together.

你和馬修，他說過一個故事，那天他也在這裡，你們一見面就得脫光衣服，基本上是穿著內衣，一起噴晒。

That's how you met.

你們就是這樣認識的

Yeah, and we know each other very well now.

是的，我們現在非常瞭解對方。

If you're directing a movie and you want your two actors to bond, put them on the same flight, have them arrive at the hotel at the same time around 10 o'clock, and have them standing naked, drying off their suntan at 11.

如果你正在執導一部電影，而你又想讓你的兩位演員增進感情，那就把他們安排在同一班飛機上，讓他們在 10 點左右同時到達酒店，然後讓他們赤身裸體地站著，在 11 點擦乾他們的日光浴。

And this is what they did.

這就是他們的所作所為。

We got sprayed, you know, I mean, this wasn't just for the sake of our own appearance or vanity.

我們被噴了，你知道，我是說，這不僅僅是為了我們自己的外表或虛榮心。

We were supposed to be, we're guys who lived in California.

我們本該是住在加州的人。

And we don't live in California, we live in places where you just don't turn that color.

而且我們不住在加利福尼亞，我們住的地方不會變成這種顏色。

But I have to say, you know, that little spray gun, that tans you in places you cannot possibly be tanned.

但我不得不說，那把小噴槍能把你晒黑到你不可能晒黑的地方。

Really?

真的嗎？

Well, there's just places the sun literally doesn't shine.

好吧，有些地方太陽真的照不到。

I mean, it just doesn't get to you.

我的意思是，它不會影響你。

So it's a pretty thorough, comprehensive tanning experience.

是以，這是一次相當徹底、全面的日光浴體驗。

I have never had that experience, and now I don't want to.

我從未有過這樣的經歷，現在也不想有了。

Now, was your wife pleased with your new body, your tanned, sculpted body?

現在，你的妻子對你的新身體，你晒黑了的雕塑般的身體滿意嗎？

Yes, I mean, she was.

是的，我是說，她是。

She spent a couple of months being married to a gay man.

她花了幾個月的時間與一名同志男子結婚。

But no, she did actually, at one point, say thank you,

但是沒有，她確實一度說過謝謝、

Tom Ford.

湯姆-福特

It's a little hard, you know, whether I can hold on to it for very long is another question.

這有點難，你知道，我能不能堅持很久是另一個問題。

Well, again, I think you look fabulous, and you really are amazing in that movie.

好吧，我還是那句話，我覺得你看起來美極了，你在那部電影裡真的很驚豔。

So I wish you all the luck in the world with everybody.

所以，我祝願你和所有人都好運。

That needs to reach people, because your performance was beautiful, the movie's beautiful.

這需要傳達給人們，因為你的表演很美，電影也很美。