It's finally starting to feel a little like summer, so I thought let's take the try-on hauls outside.

現在終於有點夏天的感覺了，所以我想讓我們到室外試穿一下。

I'm going to try on five different bikinis for you. I'm excited to share them.

我要為你們試穿五種不同的比基尼。我很高興與大家分享。

Don't forget to see all the sexy, spicy content you can't find anywhere else.

別忘了查看所有其他地方找不到的性感、辛辣內容。

It's always the first link in the description below. Let's get started.

它總是下面描述中的第一個鏈接。讓我們開始吧

All right, here is the first one. I didn't realize when I grabbed this that it's literally a thong in the back.

好了，這是第一件。我拿這個的時候還沒意識到，它的後面是一條丁字褲。

Yay, Breton Lines.

耶，布列塔尼線條

This is a size small. It's an Italian brand. I forget the name, but I kept it, which means it's probably good.

這是一個小號。這是一個意大利品牌。我忘了名字，但我一直留著，這說明它可能不錯。

Not adjustable, and neither is the top, which usually I like to get tops that are adjustable.

不能調節，上衣也不能調節，而我通常喜歡買可以調節的上衣。

I do love the floral print. I love that each strap is also a different color, as well as the band that goes around.

我很喜歡花朵印花。我喜歡每條帶子都有不同的顏色，還有環繞的帶子。

Look at how thin that is. I actually don't remember how this looks, but let's give it a whirl.

看這多薄啊。其實我也不記得這是什麼樣子了，不過還是試一試吧。

All right, here it is. First one. It fits great. The top is a little bit small.

好了，到了。第一個很合身上衣有點小

Tiny, tiny, tiny boobs are overflowing on the side, not so much in the middle.

微小、微小、微小的胸部在兩側溢出，中間則沒有那麼多。

I could probably go with a medium or large top, unfortunately, with the sizing and everything.

遺憾的是，由於尺寸和其他原因，我可能需要一件中號或大號的上衣。

If I go medium in the bottoms, I'm being too big, so I'd rather have smaller than bigger anyway.

如果我穿中號的下裝，就會顯得太大，所以我寧願穿小號的，也不願意穿大號的。

I'm just lounging around by the pool by myself, so less fabric, the better the tan lines are.

我只是一個人在泳池邊閒逛，所以布料越少，晒黑的效果就越好。

There's the back. You got a thong, but I really like it. I think I kept this because I love the pattern.

這是背面你穿的是丁字褲，但我真的很喜歡。我想我留著它是因為我喜歡它的圖案

I love the floral. It reminds me of spring, which is what we're in, heading into summer.

我喜歡花朵。它讓我想起了春天，而我們現在正處於春天，即將進入夏天。

For the first one, I love it, but there are four more, so you'll have to let me know which one's your favorite.

對於第一個，我很喜歡，但還有四個，所以你必須讓我知道哪個是你的最愛。

One through five. Let's go on to the second one.

一到五我們繼續看第二個。

Next, we have a bikini from Hot Miami Styles.

接下來是來自 Hot Miami Styles 的比基尼。

These are ones that I've tried on before on the channel, but I've kept, so I thought I'd let you know.

這些都是我以前在頻道上試過的，但我一直保留著，所以我想讓你們知道。

A couple years later, try them on again.

幾年後，再試一次。

This, as you can tell, is strapless with opening in the center, but two straps that are adjustably of one in the back as well as one in the front.

如你所見，這是一款無肩帶設計，中間有開口，但有兩條肩帶，一條在後面，一條在前面，可以調節。

Obviously, you can—I still haven't—I talked about this last time.

很明顯，你可以--我還沒--說到這一點。

You can move these straps, the bands, all the way around so that they both are connected in the back.

你可以把這些帶子，也就是帶子，一直移動到後面，這樣它們就都連在一起了。

I don't like the ones on the front and the ones on the back. I think that's pretty annoying of it getting in the way.

我不喜歡前面的和後面的。我覺得這樣很礙事，很煩人。

And then the bottoms.

然後是底褲。

Got the band. Very, very stretchy. This is a size small. Look how wide it gets.

拿到了帶子。非常非常有彈性。這是一個小號。看看它有多寬。

I like it. I love the floral pattern. I think that's the back.

我喜歡我喜歡花朵圖案我覺得那是背面

No, that's the front, and that's the back.

不，那是前面，那是後面。

But I love it. I feel like I should be in the forest somewhere, so let's give it a try.

但我喜歡我覺得我應該在森林的某個地方，那就試試吧。

The next one, I really like it. I kept it because I like the strapless effect.

下一件，我很喜歡。我保留它是因為我喜歡無肩帶的效果。

This is actually one where I can move around and—don't give me that look—and nothing's going to fall out.

實際上，我可以在這裡走來走去--別用那種眼神看我--什麼都不會掉出來。

I have other strapless ones, and it's a pain to hold. This one's actually really, really good.

我還有其他無肩帶的，拿著很麻煩。這個真的非常非常好。

So I think I kept it because if people were around, I don't have to worry about it.

所以我想我留著它，是因為如果有人在身邊，我就不用擔心了。

Now, these are, like, Jared off-camera was like, they're like window shades.

賈裡德在鏡頭外說 這些就像窗簾一樣

So you can move these around, so if I want to, I can totally go, like—I can't see anything—close for the night.

所以，你可以把這些東西移來移去，如果我想的話，我完全可以去，就像我什麼都看不見--關門過夜一樣。

Or I'm open in the day, you know? So you can play around with it, which is actually really nice.

或者我白天也開門，你知道嗎？這樣你就可以自由發揮，這其實很不錯。

Again, I would put this in the back with the other one.

同樣，我會把這個和另一個放在後面。

Then that would, I think, make a little more sense.

這樣，我想就更合理了。

Here's what the back looks like, the booty. I love this.

這是後面的樣子，也就是屁股。我喜歡這個。

This is actually very comfortable, the way it sits on the skin.

它貼在皮膚上的感覺非常舒適。

It doesn't hurt. It's not digging in or anything, so I like it.

不疼。不會鑽進去，所以我喜歡。

Second one is great. Let's go on to the third one.

第二個很好。我們繼續看第三張。

Next, we're moving on to lounge.

接下來是休息室。

Now, lounge has lounge underwear, sleepwear, lingerie, but they also have bikinis.

現在，Lounge 有休閒內衣、睡衣、內衣，但也有比基尼。

So this one is a size small.

是以，這件是小號。

The top seems rather large, but I kept it for a reason.

頂部看起來比較大，但我保留它是有原因的。

These straps are adjustable, like a normal bra, but the band is not.

這些肩帶可以調節，就像普通胸罩一樣，但帶子不能調節。

And then the bottom's not adjustable.

而且底部也不能調節。

Oh my god, they look huge!

天哪，它們看起來好大！

What are those?

那些是什麼？

Oh my lord!

我的天啊

The high-waisted ones.

高腰的

LU, they have their logo for lounge, but boy, they must be high-waisted because that is quite ridiculous.

LU，他們有自己的休息室標誌，但孩子，他們必須是高腰的，因為那是相當荒謬的。

Under here, we've got Jack out here to help us enjoying the show.

在這下面，我們有傑克幫我們欣賞演出。

He's loving the weather.

他很喜歡這樣的天氣。

Every time I brush him, I brush about 10 coats off him, and yet he is still poofy.

每次給它刷牙，我都要刷掉它身上大約 10 層皮毛，但它還是蓬頭垢面。

Still sick, huh?

還在生病吧？

What's up, Jack?

怎麼了，傑克？

Aw, so tired. Such a rough day.

啊，好累。今天真辛苦

Alright, this lounge bikini, I don't know why I actually kept it.

好吧，這件休閒比基尼，我也不知道為什麼我還留著它。

The top looks great. It works. It's tight. The girls are in there. It's fine.

頂部看起來很棒。很好用。很緊女孩們在裡面很好

Now, the bottoms, I mean, what is going on here?

現在，底部，我的意思是，這是怎麼回事？

I feel like I'm wearing a diaper, and they're supposed to be up high.

我覺得自己像穿著尿布，而尿布應該是高高的。

If I bring it down low, then you've got gaps right here, and then it's like a saggy butt.

如果我把它放低，這裡就會有縫隙，然後就會像下垂的屁股一樣。

Like, I've just crapped my pants.

就像，我剛剛尿褲子了。

So, I don't know what's going on. I don't know if I have to have, like, 50 more pounds on me, or if I need, like, a longer butt.

所以，我不知道這是怎麼回事。我不知道我是不是還得再胖50磅 或者我是不是屁股還得再長點

I don't know. This style does not work on my body, unfortunately.

我不知道。不幸的是，我的身材不適合這種款式。

I had a beef with lounge bikinis when I did this haul way back when.

早在我做這次旅行時，我就對休閒比基尼有意見。

Their bikinis are not that great.

他們的比基尼沒那麼好。

The top can work, but what is going on? Why did I keep it?

頂部還能用，但這是怎麼回事？我為什麼要留著它？

Maybe I kept it in case someone was going to come over and could use the bikini, but it's not looking good in photos.

也許我留著它是為了以防有人要來，可以用到比基尼，但照片上看起來並不好。

Well, I'm saying some of their stuff does, yeah.

好吧，我是說他們有些東西確實是這樣。

Maybe I've got to, like, bend my butt. I don't know. I don't like it, but you let me know.

也許我得，比如，彎下我的屁股。我不知道我不喜歡，但你讓我知道。

Let's go on to the next one.

我們繼續下一個。

Back to hot Miami styles. Going with that green again.

回到邁阿密的熱辣風格。又是綠色。

Size small. Goodness gracious.

小號天哪

Matches my Diablo. It does match your bike.

與我的 Diablo 相匹配。確實和你的自行車很配。

Buttons in the front. Useless. Just there for show.

前面有按鈕。沒用只是擺設。

The straps are adjustable, but not the band around.

肩帶可以調節，但周圍的帶子不能調節。

I have a couple other pairs. I think two same style, different colors.

我還有幾雙。我想有兩雙款式相同，顏色不同。

I know those ones are slightly see-through. I'm not sure about this one. I don't quite remember.

我知道那些是輕微透視的。這個我就不太清楚了。我不太記得了。

Bottom size small.

底部尺寸較小。

That's the back. Why can I not hold these today?

這是背面。為什麼我今天拿不動這些？

There's the front. There's the back. Not adjustable. Size small.

有正面。還有後面。不可調節。小號。

Pretty restrictive. Pretty tight. Let's see how it looks.

非常嚴格。非常緊讓我們看看它看起來如何

Can't forget about Big Mama. Oh, my God. How rude.

不能忘了大媽媽我的天啊真沒禮貌

Really? I was just going to admire you.

真的嗎？我正想佩服你呢。

You know what? Oh. Mm-hmm.

你知道嗎？哦 - 嗯 - Oh.嗯哼 Mm -hmm.

What are you doing? What are you doing?

你在幹什麼？你在幹什麼？

What's going on? Look how beautiful you are.

怎麼了？看你多漂亮

I was just going to say how beautiful you are. That's all.

我只是想說你真漂亮就這樣

This one, way better than the lounge.

這個，比休息室好得多。

Top looks great. Holds in the girls, which is nice, so it's great for activities.

上衣很好看。很適合女孩子穿，所以很適合參加活動。

The bottoms are a little bit tight for being a size small.

因為是小碼，所以下身有點緊。

I should have gone for medium, but usually their small bottoms work.

我本該買中號的，但通常他們的小號底褲也能穿。

This just doesn't have a lot of elasticity to it.

只是沒有太多的彈性。

But there's the back. Gives you that thong style, but I think it's really, really cute.

但背面是這樣的雖然是丁字褲款式，但我覺得非常非常可愛。

Maybe sexy. I can't tell. There's no mirror out here.

也許是性感。我看不出來這裡沒有鏡子

I'm only going to see what it looks like once I watch the footage back.

我只有回看錄像後，才能知道它是什麼樣子。

Hopefully it looks good, but you have to let me know.

希望它看起來不錯，但你必須讓我知道。

I'm loving the color. This brings out my hazel eyes.

我很喜歡這個顏色。它能襯托出我淡褐色的眼睛。

So, yeah, I like it. It is a little see-through.

所以，是的，我喜歡它。有點透。

Is it? No, I mean, that's not super see-through.

是嗎？不，我的意思是，這不是超級透視。

No. If you get it wet, it might be.

不，如果你把它弄溼了，就可能是了。

Is it? If it gets wet? Maybe.

是嗎？如果弄溼了呢？也許吧

Will I have to get this wet? Should I? I don't know.

我必須把它弄溼嗎？應該嗎？我不知道

Last but not least, going back with Hot Mimes styles.

最後但並非最不重要的一點是，回到 Hot Mimes 的風格。

I didn't realize I grabbed three of them, but there's a reason.

我沒有意識到我拿了三個，但這是有原因的。

Because they're amazing.

因為它們太神奇了。

All right, look at this. Black and hot pink.

好了，看看這個。黑色和熱粉色

I mean, oh my gosh, I absolutely love it.

我的意思是，天哪，我絕對愛死它了。

Adjustable around the neck as well as the back.

頸部和背部均可調節。

And each little part that covers the boob is adjustable as well.

遮住胸部的每個小部分也都可以調節。

Padding on the inside, fully removable.

內側有襯墊，可完全拆卸。

Bottoms, adjustable on both sides.

下身，兩側可調節。

Must be high-waisted because it also feels like that lounge, like super long.

一定是高腰的，因為感覺也像那種休閒服，超長的。

What is that material? Like, what is this?

這是什麼材料？比如，這是什麼？

Doesn't feel like normal bikinis.

感覺不像普通的比基尼。

You know? Has like a pattern.

你知道嗎？有一種模式

Jarrod, you know nothing.

賈羅德，你什麼都不知道。

No. Anyway, this is adjustable on both sides.

總之，雙方都可以調整。

Size small. It's probably a small-medium.

尺寸偏小。可能是中小號。

But look at that. That's pretty.

但看看這個真漂亮

Seems like a lot of fabric for down there, but let's see what it looks like.

看起來下面的布料太多了，但讓我們來看看它的樣子。

What's going on? Are you coming to say hi?

怎麼了？你是來打招呼的嗎？

Are you making sure that I'm working to support your life?

你確定我的工作是為了支持你的生活嗎？

Because it's all about you.

因為這一切都與你有關。

He's the manager. Look at him.

他是經理看看他

You're the manager?

你是經理？

Don't mind Jarrod's white feet.

別介意賈羅德的白腳。

We have not had any sun.

我們沒有陽光。

Oh, I love you too.

我也愛你

Okay, bye.

好的，再見

Last but not least, the Hot Miami styles look very cute.

最後但同樣重要的是，Hot Miami 的款式看起來非常可愛。

I love that it's adjustable everywhere. Is it the long butt again?

我喜歡它處處可調。又是長屁股嗎？

The back's all screwed up. It's like off your back too.

後背都擰起來了背上也是

Where is that? Like that?

那是哪裡？像這樣嗎？

Yeah, that's probably better.

是啊，這樣也許更好。

Is that better? Is that how it's supposed to be?

這樣更好嗎？應該是這樣嗎？

I don't know. It's just too much for you. You're tiny.

我不知道對你來說太多了你太小了

These types of bottoms are so awful.

這類底褲太糟糕了。

Just do the regular little triangle.

只需做普通的小三角即可。

The front looks okay. The back looks...

前面看起來還行。背面看起來...

It just doesn't work. Yeah, because there's less fat.

就是不行是啊，因為脂肪少了

Dumpy.

Dumpy.

Compared to like all the way...

比起喜歡一路...

It's just...

只是...

The top. Love the top.

上衣愛死這上衣了

And the color.

還有顏色。

Top, top, top. All day.

頂，頂，頂。一整天

Bottoms? No.

底褲？沒有。

Need some more junk in that trunk?

後備箱裡還需要更多垃圾嗎？

I do. I need more junk in that trunk.

我是這麼想的。我需要後備箱裡有更多的垃圾

There's just not enough to fill it. That's the problem.

只是不夠用而已。這就是問題所在。

Alright, so those are the five outfits.

好了，這就是五套服裝。

You'll have to let me know which one is your favorite.

你得讓我知道你最喜歡哪一個。

Mine...

我的...

I think it's gonna have to be that first one.

我覺得應該是第一個。

I think I really like that first one.

我覺得我很喜歡第一張。

I do like that green Hot Miami styles one.

我很喜歡那件綠色的 "熱辣邁阿密 "風格的衣服。

That was my favorite.

這是我的最愛。

It's just the bottoms are a little too tight and I couldn't deal with it all day.

只是下身有點太緊了，我一整天都受不了。

Yeah.

是啊

In the sun.

在陽光下

And I think with like salt water and things, that material's gonna break down easily over time.

我認為，像鹽水之類的東西，隨著時間的推移，這種材料很容易分解。

I know because my other ones have.

我知道，因為我的其他孩子也是這樣。

But yeah, that's probably my favorite one, the first one.

不過，這可能是我最喜歡的一部，第一部。

But I love this color combination.

但我喜歡這種顏色組合。

It's just so great.

真是太棒了。

Don't forget to see the sexy stuff you can't find anywhere else.

不要忘了看看你在其他地方找不到的性感內容。

It's always the first link in the description below.

它總是下面描述中的第一個鏈接。

Let me know what else you guys would like to see on the channel.

讓我知道你們還想在頻道上看到什麼。

We are finally outside. Yay!

我們終於在外面了。耶

Can't jinx it because then it's gonna storm and rain all over me like it has been for the past two months.

我可不能掃了它的興，因為那樣的話，就會像過去兩個月一樣，暴風驟雨傾盆而至。

But yeah, I hope you guys enjoyed and I'll see you in the next one.

不過，希望你們喜歡，我們下期再見。

Bye!

再見！

You

你