It's like you've got that supermodel walk.

就像你走起路來超模範兒十足。

And that's just a natural walk for you?

對你來說，這只是一次自然的散步？

Not really.

其實不然。

Not most days, actually.

事實上，大多數時候都不是這樣。

I usually walk very frumpy.

我平時走路都很邋遢。

Really?

真的嗎？

I doubt it.

我對此表示懷疑。

I have to put it on.

我必須穿上它。

Really?

真的嗎？

It doesn't come natural.

這並不自然。

Really?

真的嗎？

No.

不

But for you, I'm sure it does.

但對你來說，我相信確實如此。

For me, oh yeah, it does.

對我來說，是的，確實如此。

And I change it to be this walk when I'm out in front of people.

當我走到人們面前時，我就把它改成這樣。

Oh, OK, yeah.

哦，好吧，是的。

That's my normal walk, and then I change it because I don't want to be too pretty.

這是我平時走的路，後來我改了一下，因為我不想太漂亮。

So what did you think of me being the surrogate?

你覺得我代孕怎麼樣？

Do you mind that I revealed that?

你介意我透露這些嗎？

No.

不

I think it's something everyone needed to know.

我想這是每個人都需要知道的。

And I think that it's a blessing.

我認為這是一種幸福。

And you really blessed my sister and her husband.

你真的祝福了我的妹妹和她的丈夫。

I sure did.

我當然知道。

I sure did.

我當然知道。

It's funny because I am not only the surrogate,

這很有趣，因為我不僅是代孕者、

I'm also one of the sisters, the lesser known sisters, that you came to see on the Halloween show.

我也是你們在萬聖節節目中看到的姐妹之一，一個鮮為人知的姐妹。

And yet, still, I'm not invited to all the parties.

然而，我仍然沒有被邀請參加所有的聚會。

I don't know why, but are y'all embarrassed of me?

不知道為什麼，你們都覺得我丟人嗎？

What is it?

是什麼？

No, it's not.

不，不是這樣的。

I wouldn't say it's embarrassed.

我不會說這很尷尬。

I think that maybe it lost in the mail.

我想可能是寄丟了。

Is that what it is?

是這樣嗎？

Yeah.

是啊

Yeah.

是啊

My texts did not go through.

我的簡訊沒有通過。

Yeah.

是啊

But because y'all do have a lot of parties.

但因為你們確實有很多聚會。

Now, I really have, I've been invited to one or two, but I have not been invited to the recent ones.

現在，我真的被邀請參加了一兩次，但最近的幾次我還沒有被邀請。

There was a baby shower.

有一個嬰兒洗禮會。

Yes.

是的。

I would have brought a gift.

我會帶禮物來的。

I would have come.

我會來的

I'll let her know.

我會告訴她的

Yeah.

是啊

Too late now.

現在太晚了。

But these parties are over the top.

但這些派對太誇張了。

They're incredible.

他們真是不可思議。

There was one with all the, that.

有一個，所有的。

That's insane.

太瘋狂了

Yeah, it's beautiful.

是啊，太美了。

And I must say, my family, and especially my mom, and Kim, and Khloe, and Kylie, they love to go all out.

我必須說，我的家人，尤其是我媽媽、金、克洛伊和凱莉，他們喜歡全力以赴。

I think it's literally just me and Kourtney that are very low.

我覺得只有我和庫特妮的情緒很低落。

We're like, I need some tequila, and I need a pizza.

我們想，我需要龍舌蘭酒，我需要披薩。

I don't need much more than that.

我不需要更多了。

But you would not do something like that?

但你不會做這樣的事？

No.

不

It would just be pizza and tequila?

只是披薩和龍舌蘭酒？

Maybe one day.

也許有一天

Yeah.

是啊

For my wedding or something.

為了我的婚禮什麼的

Right.

對

And that's not going to be any time soon?

這不會很快發生吧？

I don't think so.

我不這麼認為。

Because you're different than all of your sisters.

因為你和你所有的姐妹都不一樣。

You don't have a baby.

你沒有孩子

I don't have a baby, no.

我沒有孩子，沒有。

You're the only one.

你是唯一一個。

OK.

好的。

And does that make you, when you see that everybody's got babies, does that make you want one or realize, no, I don't?

當你看到每個人都有孩子時，你會不會想要一個，或者意識到 "不，我不想要"？

No.

不

I mean, I have moments where I'm like, do I have baby fever?

我的意思是，我有時會想，我是不是得了嬰兒熱？

Like, do I want a baby right now?

比如，我現在想要個孩子嗎？

But I don't.

但我沒有。

I don't.

我沒有。

I shouldn't say that.

我不該這麼說。

But I'm good.

但我很好

Like, I can wait for a little while longer.

比如，我可以再等一會兒。

But it's awesome, because I can play.

但這很棒，因為我會玩。

I have all these little babies to play with.

我有這麼多小寶貝可以玩。

So I can play with them and then just give them back.

這樣我就可以玩一玩，然後再還給他們。

That's the best way.

這是最好的辦法。

That's what I'm saying.

我就是這個意思。

Doesn't that make you see that you have the best of?

這難道不會讓你看到自己擁有最好的一切嗎？

And they're all really cute.

它們都非常可愛。

Yeah.

是啊

It adds a lot of pressure.

這增加了很大的壓力。

They're cute.

它們很可愛。

But then they also, you can just hand them back when they cry or anything.

不過，他們哭鬧時，你也可以把他們遞回去。

Right, exactly.

沒錯，就是這樣。

Right.

對

Oh my god.

我的天啊

Because then, I was reading the Vogue article, which, congratulations.

因為那時我正在讀《時尚》雜誌的文章，恭喜你。

Thank you.

謝謝。

You look beautiful.

你看起來真美

And this bird was, that was a real bird, obviously.

顯然，這隻鳥是一隻真正的鳥。

Uh-huh.

嗯哼

Oh.

哦。

Are you scared of birds?

你怕鳥嗎？

A lot of people are.

很多人都是這樣。

I'm not scared of birds.

我不怕鳥。

There was a real bird there, yes.

是的，那裡真的有一隻鳥。

Yeah.

是啊

Oh, they photoshopped it in.

哦，他們用照片合成的。

That's what you're saying.

你就是這個意思。

It wasn't that close to your face.

它離你的臉沒那麼近。

It wasn't that close to my face.

它離我的臉沒那麼近。

How did they do that then?

他們是怎麼做到的？

Because you do look very calm.

因為你看起來確實很平靜。

Genius.

天才

But I like, I love animals.

但我喜歡，我愛動物。

I was playing with the bird.

我在玩鳥。

And it talks.

它還會說話

And it laughs really creepily.

它的笑聲讓人毛骨悚然。

Yeah, I know.

是的，我知道。

No, I know you like animals because you have horses.

不，我知道你喜歡動物，因為你有馬。

And I love that you're taking time and getting back into riding instead of focusing on, you're working way too much.

我喜歡你花時間重新開始騎馬，而不是專注於 "你工作太多了"。

Portia rides.

波西亞騎著馬。

I feel like I heard that.

我好像聽到了。

She doesn't have time to ride anymore.

她沒有時間再騎馬了。

And she misses it like crazy.

她非常想念它。

No, it's the worst.

不，這是最糟糕的。

Worst thing I ever did was stopping.

我做過的最糟糕的事就是停下來。

To stop riding.

停止騎馬

Now, because Portia's having back and neck problems.

現在，因為波西亞的背部和頸部出了問題。

And it's because she stopped riding.

這是因為她不再騎馬了。

And because it keeps you in such good shape.

因為它能讓你保持良好的狀態。

And a chiropractor said you have to go back to riding horses because it's so healthy for you.

一位脊椎按摩師說，你必須回去騎馬，因為這對你的健康非常有益。

It's not too bad.

還不錯。

Regimen.

治療方法

It's great.

太棒了

She just doesn't have time because she's very busy lately.

她只是沒有時間，因為她最近很忙。

All right, I need to see this tattoo that you did.

好吧，我要看看你做的這個紋身。

Oh my goodness.

我的天啊

I can't believe you.

我真不敢相信你。

I'll try and do it without messing up my lipstick.

我會盡量不弄髒口紅。

But why would you do this?

但你為什麼要這麼做呢？

I was drunk.

我喝醉了

I know.

我知道

I was drunk.

我喝醉了

I was not thinking clearly.

我沒有想清楚。

Of all places to put a tattoo, show people what you did.

在所有可以紋身的地方，讓人們看看你做了什麼。

In my face.

當著我的面

In it.

裡面有

All right.

好的

You can see it?

你能看到嗎？

It says meow.

它說 "喵"。

Yeah.

是啊

All right.

好吧

OK, so wait.

好吧，那就等等。

Why meow?

為什麼要喵？

Why there?

為什麼是那裡？

It was literally the first thing that came to my mind.

這確實是我想到的第一件事。

I don't know.

我不知道。

Just like my drunk thoughts.

就像我醉酒後的想法一樣。

You were drunk and someone said, do you want a tattoo?

你喝醉了，有人說，你想紋身嗎？

And I was like, meow.

我當時就想，喵

Meow.

喵喵

Yeah, exactly.

是啊，沒錯。

Exactly.

沒錯。

I kind of like, I feel like it would have been a good place to put something.

我有點喜歡，我覺得這本來是個放東西的好地方。

I mean, it is something I don't want said.

我是說，這是我不想說的。

Never mind.

沒關係。

Forget it.

算了吧。

I was going to say like a boyfriend's name or something.

我本來想說男朋友的名字什麼的。

And I'm like, well, it is something.

我就想，好吧，這是件好事。

But wait.

但等等