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  • He's gonna take you back to the past

  • To play the shitty games that suck ass

  • He'd rather have a buffallo

  • Take a diarrhea dump in his ear

  • He'd rather eat the rotten asshole

  • Of a road killed skunk and down it with beer

  • He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard

  • He's the Angry Nintendo Nerd

  • He's the Angry Atari Sega Nerd

  • He's the Angry Video Game Nerd

  • This is a video game.

  • This is what you immedately think of whenever you hear the term.

  • It's the Atari2600.

  • It's is defined a classic.

  • Even though the game are so simple and the graphics are so primative,

  • it has a charm that can never be matched.

  • The objects and charactors can barely represent what they are suppose to be.

  • That's the whole beauty of it.

  • You'd have to use your imagination.

  • Sound Effects...

  • (8-bit huge explosion sound effects)

  • Just awesome.

  • The lack of music just enhances the mood.

  • It's that special kind of atmosphere when it is in the middle of the night...

  • that you sit in the glow of the TV with sound of crickets.

  • The Atari has the longest life-span of any home video game system.

  • When people say Atari, they're usually referring to the 2600.

  • but, in between its existence,

  • Atari made other systems that came and went.

  • One of these systems was the Atari5200.

  • It was meant to replace the 2600.

  • Although ironically, it fails and fade away while the 2600 lifts off.

  • Why don't many people remember this and why did it die off so quick?

  • Because it's a pile of fuckin' shit!!!

  • Why? well look at it.

  • Look at how huge this beast is ginormous

  • Why does it has a door on it? Is it a video game console or a fucking closet?

  • Even AC adaptor weigh a million ton.

  • Well plug this son of the bitch in here

  • There we go

  • get all the shit out of the way

  • Where do I plug the other end in? Does it go into the Atari?

  • Well you can look all over the system, but there's no power connecter.

  • There's a seperate box that you have to plug it in.

  • Now seriously, have you ever seen one of these thing?

  • Other than the atari 5200 I haven't.

  • So you plug this bastard it in.

  • There's one wire coming out of the system. You plug that into the box.

  • Whoa! See that? That can't be safe. Look sparks, no joke.

  • So anyway, the AC adaptor and TV actually share the same wire.

  • So I don't know what they were thinking,

  • Maybe they were thinking to be more convenience to have less wires to be running across the floor.

  • But they really fucked up

  • Later they rereleased the atari 5200 with traditional two seperate cable instead, you know, this thing.

  • But that one only has two controller ports instead of four.

  • Now if you want to hook that thing up to that TV, but it's not going to be easy.

  • I mean, look at all these games

  • Everyone of them has it own AC adaptors and RCA cables or that weird box thing all going into that same TV.

  • So I don't know how we going to do it? But we have to do get back there and plug this sucker in.

  • (SMB: underground pipe music)

  • (SMB: time running out warning)

  • (SMB: UG pipe music runs faster)

  • (SMB: Mario's death music)

  • That TV is out of the question.

  • It's a little too busy back there.

  • but that's ok

  • because I believe the only way true way to play an Atari is on an old piece of shit like that.

  • (Spyhunter music plays)

  • DAMN DAMN!!

  • (Blaster Master Area 1 BGM)

  • FUCK

  • (DKC K.Rool theme)

  • AHHH!!!FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK...

  • Now all that trouble that I went through

  • Let's play some damn game.

  • Well, we haven't play the games yet. But I can definitely tell you that the cartridges sucks.

  • because they don't have end labels.

  • I mean comeon! The Atari 2600 games were all conveniencely labeled so you can easily pick out a games.

  • But the 5200, you have to pull each one out to see them. What a bunch of shit

  • Alright, let's try this one. Ok here we go

  • Now listen, when you hit this power button, the box make a weird clicking sound.

  • I'm afraid that this thing might blow up.

  • This controller is a piece of shit.

  • What's the most important aspect of playing any fucking game is being able to fuckin' play it?

  • When you fuck'n play with fuckin controller!

  • What do you do when the controller doesn't work? You're fucked.

  • This is the reason why the system fails!

  • This, name of god, heaven and hell everything in between, Every creature on earth, far reaches the galaxies, by inter ring of the universe, every megaverse ultraverse!

  • Let it be known!

  • Let the world be known!!

  • This controller is fucking horrible!!!

  • Well, to tell you the truth, it is true that the controllers were notorious for malfunction,

  • they're innovative during the time.

  • There one thing they're analog were capable to do more extensive movement.

  • It has a pause button believe it or not, was a new thing back then.

  • Also it's has 2 buttons on each sides, which is a bit too excessive for these types of games.

  • There's all these numberic buttons.

  • What the shit is this?

  • Is this thing a phone?

  • What is this all for? Is it like, talking to intergalactic space aliens, or flying fuckernauts or astrobastards?

  • Now there's another one: Trackball controller. But, it's an ungodly abomination that begs for apocalypse.

  • Look at it, it as big as a VCR or a DVD player

  • It's big enough to be a game system, let alone the controller.

  • Look, It's almost as big as a Nintendo. No, look I think it is slighty bigger than a nintendo!!

  • What a beast!

  • The ultimate question is... Does it work?

  • Well does it...?

  • No, it doesn't...

  • What a piece of shit.

  • Well we can't play the game, but at least we can look at them.

  • You don't have to stand for this shit! There are alternatives

  • Did you know that you can plug in a sega genesis controller into an Atari 2600 and it'll work.

  • See, that's the interesting thing about Atari. You can find all sort of stuff that is compatible.

  • As for the 5200, there exists third-party controllers made for the reason of replacing the shitty controller that the system came with

  • Let's take the trip on the cyber road of the internet and take a look.

  • (Paperboy music)

  • There we go.

  • *smack* UGH!!

  • Alright, ok, let's play this bitch.

  • FUCK!!!!!!!!!!

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雅達利5200 - 憤怒的視頻遊戲書呆子 - 集20 (Atari 5200 - Angry Video Game Nerd - Episode 20)

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    eaglekuo 發佈於 2021 年 01 月 14 日
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