Yeah, fairly close.

是的，相當接近。

I'd say so.

我也這麼認為。

Very good.

非常好

Well, we're going to find out.

我們馬上就知道了。

I'm going to ask you some questions about your son.

我要問你一些關於你兒子的問題。

Yep.

是的。

Answer them as best you can.

儘量回答。

You're going to tell us if your dad was correct, OK?

你要告訴我們你爸爸說的對不對，好嗎？

All right, first question.

好吧，第一個問題。

When is your son's birthday?

你兒子的生日是什麼時候？

It is the 21st of July, 2008.

現在是 2008 年 7 月 21 日。

True?

真的嗎？

No.

不

How old is your child?

您的孩子多大了？

He is 29, 28.

他 29 歲，我 28 歲。

27.

27.

Damn it.

該死的

Does your son have any allergies?

您兒子有過敏症嗎？

Not that I know of.

據我所知沒有。

You do.

你會的

It's penicillin.

這是盤尼西林。

Oh, my gosh.

哦，我的天哪。

Are you kidding me?

你在開玩笑嗎？

What are your daughters' middle names?

您女兒的中間名是什麼？

We got Giovanna, Louise, Wilson, and she was the one who used the most of her energy.

我們得到了喬凡娜、路易絲和威爾遜，她是用功最多的一個。

That was the most energy.

這是最有能量的。

All right.

好的

Let's see if your daughter's middle names are correct.

讓我們看看您女兒的中間名是否正確。

First of all, what's your daughter's middle name?

首先，您女兒的中間名是什麼？

It is the 21st of July, 2008.

現在是 2008 年 7 月 21 日。

True?

真的嗎？

No.

不

How old is your child?

您的孩子多大了？

He is 29, 28.

他 29 歲，我 28 歲。

27.

27.

Damn it.

該死的

Does your son have any allergies?

您兒子有過敏症嗎？

Not that I know of.

據我所知沒有。

You do.

你會的

It's penicillin.

這是盤尼西林。

Oh, my gosh.

哦，我的天哪。

Giovanna, Louise, Wilson.

喬凡娜、路易絲、威爾遜

We got Evelina, Louise, Wilson, and Giovanna.

我們得到了埃維利娜、路易絲、威爾遜和喬凡娜。

Oh, shit.

哦，該死

Can you name your son's girlfriend?

你能說出你兒子女朋友的名字嗎？

Bianca?

比安卡？

No.

不

Brielle?

布萊爾？

No.

不

Brianna?

布里安娜？

No.

不

Bobby?

鮑比？

Bianca?

比安卡？

Brielle?

布萊爾？

No, I said that.

不，是我說的。

I don't know anyone by any of those names.

我不認識叫這些名字的人。

Brianna.

布里安娜

Oh, okay.

哦，好吧

Brianna.

布里安娜

Sound familiar?

聽起來耳熟嗎？

No.

不

What is your daughter's favorite band?

您女兒最喜歡哪個樂隊？

Phish.

菲什

Yeah.

是啊

For real?

真的嗎？

No.

不

How many of your daughter's teachers can you name?

你能說出幾個你女兒的老師的名字？

None.

無。

Okay.

好的

How many members of the band Phish can you name?

你能說出幾個 Phish 樂隊成員的名字？

Trey Anastasio, Paige McConnell, John Fishman, and Mike Gordon.

特雷-阿納斯塔西奧、佩奇-麥康奈爾、約翰-菲什曼和邁克-戈登。

And their lighted guy is Chris Carruda.

他們的燈光師是克里斯-卡魯達。

He's the fifth member of Phish.

他是 Phish 的第五位成員。

What grades are your daughters going into?

您的女兒要讀幾年級？

Oh, man.

天啊

So, Grace is in...

所以，格蕾絲在...

Oh, man.

天啊

Let's draw the blanks.

讓我們畫出空白。

What are the names of your daughter's teachers?

您女兒的老師叫什麼名字？

Miss Lorraine and Miss Kida for Hazel.

羅琳小姐和基達小姐代表海澤爾。

Is that true?

這是真的嗎？

Uh-oh.

啊哦

Did I mess that up?

我搞砸了嗎？

Oh, man.

天啊

All right, just one more time.

好吧，再來一次

Can we get your son's girlfriend's name?

能告訴我們你兒子女朋友的名字嗎？

Oh, I have no clue.

哦，我也不知道。

Brianna.

布里安娜

No.

不

He just told you two minutes ago.

他兩分鐘前剛告訴你

I know.

我知道

Brianna?

布里安娜？

No.

不

Brielle.

布萊爾

No.

不

No.

不

It took him five times.

他花了五次時間。

Brenna.

布倫娜

Brenna.

布倫娜

Okay, Brenna.

好的，布倫娜

How old is your son?

你兒子多大了？

Late 20s.

20 多歲

What is your son's fiancée's last name?

您兒子的未婚妻姓什麼？

Oh, it's going to be Gomez, but...

哦，這將是戈麥斯，但...

Yeah, but ask him what it is right now.

是的，但問問他現在是什麼情況。

I don't know.

我不知道。

Your son and his fiancée, do they have a wedding date?

你兒子和他未婚妻的婚期確定了嗎？

Yes.

是的。

What is it?

是什麼？

October 31st.

10 月 31 日

Are you getting married on Halloween?

您要在萬聖節結婚嗎？

No.

不

Can we get your wife in here to see if she does any better?

能不能把你妻子叫來，看看她的情況有沒有好轉？

When is your son's birthday?

你兒子的生日是什麼時候？

August 23rd.

8月23日

What's the name of your son's fiancée?

你兒子的未婚妻叫什麼名字？

Hernandez. Ariel Hernandez.

埃爾南德斯阿里爾-埃爾南德斯

When is your son going to get married?

你兒子什麼時候結婚？

October 24th, 2025.

2025 年 10 月 24 日

Can you name any of your son's teachers from when he was in school?

您能說出您兒子上學時的老師的名字嗎？

Second grade, I think it was Miss Burns.

二年級的時候，我想是伯恩斯小姐。

Several in high school.

高中時有幾個。

Mr. Green.

格林先生

O'Byrne.

奧伯恩

Dees.

迪斯

Yeah, I think that's enough.

是的，我想這就夠了。

All right, I'm going to let you go one more time.

好吧，我再放你一次。

What is your son's girlfriend's name?

你兒子的女朋友叫什麼名字？

Not Brielle.

不是布賴爾

That's good.

很好