He's the only one that remembered, which is great, because none of us did.

他是唯一記得的人，這很好，因為我們都不記得了。

I can't believe that you guys didn't remember your own birthday.

真不敢相信，你們竟然不記得自己的生日。

I forgot.

我忘了

No, you didn't.

不，你沒有。

No, the reason why I remember is that I tagged this one on Instagram.

不，我之所以記得，是因為我在 Instagram 上標記了這張照片。

Aww.

啊

Cheers, brodies.

乾杯，兄弟們

Yeah!

是啊

Morning!

早上好

Oh, Ken!

哦，肯！

Is it really that funny?

真的有那麼好笑嗎？

Yeah!

是啊

Yeah, it's funny, man.

是啊，這很有趣，夥計。

Pretty funny, man.

真有趣

This is like the fifth, sixth, seventh something day of Vlogmas.

這就像是 Vlogmas 的第五天、第六天、第七天。

Thank you for coming back to our channel.

感謝您再次訪問我們的頻道。

Myself and Michael are heading out nice and early this morning to go and...

今天一大早，我和邁克爾就出發去...

Well, I need a haircut, because my hair's looking pretty mop-like.

我需要理髮，因為我的頭髮看起來像拖把。

And, uh...

還有...

You look like a little beetle.

你看起來像只小甲蟲。

Thanks, man. I'm a little beetle.

謝謝我是個小甲蟲

Yeah.

是啊

You're so annoying.

你真討厭

If I wasn't naked, I'd chase you around the house now.

如果我沒穿衣服，我現在就會追著你滿屋子跑。

Get off.

下車。

What would mum say?

媽媽會怎麼說？

Anyway, today, we're building Santa's grotto.

總之，今天，我們要建造聖誕老人的洞穴。

Yeah!

是啊

No way.

不可能

Santa's grotto.

聖誕老人的洞穴

Oh, my God!

我的天啊

Right, that's enough of him.

好了，他說得夠多了。

Yeah.

是啊

Let's come out of there.

我們快出來吧

Let's find Michael.

我們去找邁克爾

Where's your shirt?

你的襯衫呢？

Here it is. I'm trying a new design today.

來了我今天要嘗試一種新的設計。

I'm thinking I'll go proper JLS.

我想我還是去 JLS 吧。

Everybody in love.

每個人都在戀愛

That'd be brilliant.

那真是太棒了。

I got my cup of coffee up here.

我把咖啡拿上來了

Yay!

耶

Michael, your shirt!

邁克爾，你的襯衫

You just lit in the fire.

你剛點著了火。

That would've been bad, wouldn't it?

那就糟了，不是嗎？

It's not on fire, baby!

它沒有著火，寶貝！

You should set it on fire anyway.

無論如何，你都應該把它點著。

What?

什麼？

No, I can't do that.

不，我不能這麼做。

It's my favourite shirt.

這是我最喜歡的襯衫。

I don't want to burn it.

我不想燒掉它。

Okay.

好的

Well, enjoy your cocoa, then.

那就好好享受你們的可可吧

Are you going to be in cute?

你會很可愛嗎？

Yes, sir.

是的，先生。

Are you coming?

你來嗎？

I'm not going to come.

我不去了

Better things to do.

更好的事情

Better people to be with.

更好的朋友

Hello, Michael!

你好，邁克爾

Yo, you're not dying, are you?

喲，你不會死了吧？

I don't want you to die.

我不想你死

I like you quite a lot.

我很喜歡你

We've known each other for years.

我們相識多年。

We're in a band together.

我們是一個樂隊的成員。

We've got so many histories and memories.

我們有太多的歷史和回憶。

If you die, I won't even come to your funeral because I'm mad that you died.

如果你死了，我甚至都不會參加你的葬禮，因為你的死讓我很生氣。

I am dead.

我死了

I'm dead excited!

我興奮死了！

To fill that area!

填補這一空白！

Let's fill the area!

讓我們填滿這個區域！

And make Santa's grotto!

製作聖誕老人的洞穴

Yeah!

是啊

50 mini moulds.

50 個迷你模具。

Shut up!

閉嘴

This area here, we've already cleared.

這裡的區域，我們已經清理過了。

As you can see, Mr. Elf has been on it.

正如你所看到的，精靈先生一直在努力。

And we're going to turn it into Santa's grotto.

我們要把它變成聖誕老人的洞穴。

Watch the absolute gorgeousness unfold.

觀看絕對華麗的表演。

I'm so excited.

我太激動了

I'll see you later.

回頭見

I'll see you tomorrow.

明天見

And now we leave.

現在我們離開。

We build Santa's grotto.

我們建造聖誕老人的洞穴

And we buy a sleigh.

我們還買了一輛雪橇。

Today, we have a very special thing.

今天，我們有一件非常特別的事情。

We're going to buy stuff and make things.

我們要買東西，做東西。

Come with us, come with us.

跟我們走，跟我們走

Let's go.

我們走吧

We are outside a very special little place.

我們在一個非常特別的小地方外面。

We should head back to the neighbourhood.

我們應該回到附近去。

That's why we filmed this town.

這就是我們拍攝這個小鎮的原因。

This town.

這個小鎮

Waking up to kiss you.

醒來親吻你

Nobody's hearing.

沒人聽到

Come home, Niall.

回家吧 尼爾

We used to come here anyway when we wanted to escape the flat and the stresses of living with a load of people.

無論如何，當我們想逃離公寓和與一大堆人生活在一起的壓力時，我們都會來這裡。

Yeah, we used to get the salads.

是啊，我們以前經常吃沙拉。

We used to get the salads because you'd get free pasta.

我們經常吃沙拉，因為可以免費吃意大利麵。

It was so good.

太好吃了

Harvester!

收割機

Welcome onto the salar.

歡迎來到沙拉。

And pasta.

還有意大利麵。

At some point, those babies are going to have pasta in their stomach.

總有一天，這些嬰兒的肚子裡會有意大利麵。

That's what babies are.

這就是嬰兒。

Carb monsters.

碳水化合物怪物

Yeah.

是啊

Were you hiding?

你躲起來了嗎？

I was hiding.

我躲起來了

Mental.

心理

So stupid of me.

我真笨

Brilliant.

真聰明

Nah, you're not in it, bro.

不，你不在裡面，兄弟。

You're good.

你真厲害

No worries.

不用擔心。

He's in it.

他在裡面

He's in the whole thing.

他參與了整件事

What a legend.

真是個傳奇人物。

Today's been fun.

今天很開心

We've just been reminiscing of old memories.

我們只是在回憶往事。

Drink up.

喝吧

Yeah, lots of memories.

是啊，很多回憶。

Lots of memories.

很多回憶

Bit of this and that, really.

這也有一點，那也有一點，真的。

Isn't it?

不是嗎？

It's mad.

太瘋狂了

Honestly, it's so great to be where we're at.

老實說，能有今天的成就真是太棒了。

It's mad, isn't it?

很瘋狂，不是嗎？

It is mental.

這是精神問題。

These kind of places, they almost hold your memories.

這些地方，幾乎承載著你的記憶。

They're like a Horcrux if you've watched Harry Potter.

如果你看過《哈利-波特》，它們就像是魂器。

Like a Horcrux to your soul and your memories.

就像你的靈魂和記憶的魂器。

You've not seen Harry Potter, have you?

你沒看過《哈利-波特》吧？

Coming back to the Harvesters or the local hairdressers or whatever, they all hold memories and time for us.

回到 Harvesters 或當地的理髮店或其他地方，它們都承載著我們的記憶和時光。

It's quite cool.

這很酷。

It's like going back to a part of your childhood.

就像回到了童年時代。

It is.

就是這樣。

Weird.

真奇怪

Yeah, we are going to leave now and go buy a lot of Santa stuff to build Santa's grove.

是的，我們現在要走了，去買很多聖誕老人的東西來建造聖誕老人的小樹林。

I know him.

我瞭解他

Edit.

編輯

Nice.

不錯。

How does the home bit go?

如何回家？

We're going to leave now.

我們現在就走

I'm about to get run over by a car, so I'll see you in a bit.

我馬上要被車撞了，一會兒見。

Oh, wait.

哦，等等

Transition to the sky, guys.

向天空過渡，夥計們。

Still here.

還在這裡

Hello.

你好

We're back.

我們回來了

So we pretty much live here now.

所以，我們現在幾乎就住在這裡。

The last couple of weeks.

最近幾周

Almost every day.

幾乎每天

Just realised we might get in trouble if we film here, so I'm going to have to make it really subtle.

我剛剛意識到，如果我們在這裡拍攝，可能會惹上麻煩，所以我必須做得非常隱蔽。

Do you know what we need, Dave?

你知道我們需要什麼嗎 戴夫

I think one of those in our house.

我想我們家就有一個。

That's the mission today.

這就是今天的任務。

Get one of these in our house.

在我們家買一個。

Well, we got half of it.

好吧，我們拿到了一半。

Leave fake snow.

留下假雪

Fake snow.

假雪

How do we even know where to start looking?

我們怎麼知道從哪裡開始尋找？

I don't know either.

我也不知道。

There it is.

就在那兒。

I've been spotted.

我被發現了

Christmas, but not really.

聖誕節，但不是真的。

It's Christmas.

聖誕節到了

Christmas.

聖誕節

Christmas.

聖誕節

Extra, extra.

號外，號外

And we have concluded our time shopping in B&Q.

我們結束了在百安居的購物時光。

There we go.

好了

A full trolley of knickknack.

一整車的小玩意兒。

We now need some wood, actually, because guess what?

實際上，我們現在需要一些木材，因為你猜怎麼著？

We're going to do some more building.

我們還要進行更多的建設。

Yeah.

是啊

Mental.

心理

And then we're going to go to another shop to find the fake snow, because lo and behold, B&Q don't have any fake snow.

然後我們要去另一家店找假雪，因為百安居沒有假雪。

They do everything from, like, screws, temporary wives, but no snowflakes.

他們什麼都做，比如螺絲釘、臨時妻子，但沒有雪花。

We just decided to get wood in the end.

最後，我們決定買木頭。

Are we putting this on YouTube?

我們要把這個放到 YouTube 上嗎？

You absolutely hooned yourself.

你真是自作自受。

Absolutely fine.

絕對沒問題。

Are we putting this on YouTube?

我們要把這個放到 YouTube 上嗎？

Is she all right?

她還好嗎？

Are you okay?

你還好嗎？

You good?

你還好嗎？

Yeah, that's Christmas.

是啊，這就是聖誕節。

We're building Santa's grotto.

我們正在建造聖誕老人的洞穴。

Yeah, yeah.

是啊，是啊。

It's going to take us ages.

我們要花很長時間。

Yeah, we're putting it on YouTube.

是的，我們要把它放到YouTube上。

Yeah, a bit nervous, really.

是啊，真的有點緊張。

Right.

對

Sorry.

對不起。

Come on, let's go.

來吧，我們走

I'm just putting all this stuff in the car.

我只是把這些東西放進車裡。

Sorry.

對不起。

Right.

對

Yes.

是的。

Cocoa shampoo.

可可洗髮水

Be careful.

小心點

Did he put it in my mouth?

是他放進我嘴裡的嗎？

Nearly.

差不多。

You nearly put it in your mouth.

你差點就把它放進嘴裡了。

I put it in my mouth.

我把它放進嘴裡。

I found a snowflake.

我發現了一片雪花

You found a snowflake.

你發現了一片雪花

We're going to need every single one, but I still don't think that's enough, Mike.

我們需要每一個人 但我還是覺得不夠 邁克

I agree.

我同意。

We found cotton balls and tampons.

我們找到了棉球和衛生棉條。

They're white, at least 50% of the time.

他們是白人，至少有 50% 的時間是這樣。

For eye shampoo.

眼部洗髮水

Oh, that was nearly brilliant.

哦，這幾乎太精彩了。

Do you want a hand?

要幫忙嗎？

Yeah.

是啊

Lovely.

真可愛

Thank you, my friend.

謝謝你，我的朋友。

Put it on there.

放上去

Go on, on it goes.

繼續，繼續。

You want one?

你要嗎？

Very fresh smell.

氣味非常清新。

Would you want the pads or do you want the sticky ones?

您是想要護墊，還是想要粘性護墊？

Oi, Ryan, what you got?

萊恩，你有什麼發現？

Oh, sorry.

哦，對不起。

Oh, there they are.

哦，他們來了。

Right, so I don't know if you saw that, because out of shock, I quickly went to leg it, as you threw it up, I went, Ryan chucked loads of these up.

好吧，我不知道你看到了沒有，因為我嚇了一跳，趕緊去撿，你把它扔上來的時候，我去了，瑞安把這些東西都扔上來了。

Mate, they were heading for a woman, weren't they?

夥計，他們是衝著一個女人去的，不是嗎？

They hit a woman, but she didn't know.

他們打了一個女人，但她不知道。

I said, sorry.

我說，對不起。

Let's buy this stuff and leave.

我們買了這些東西就走吧。

Michael, take us away.

邁克爾，帶我們走

Come with her, come with her.

跟她走，跟她走

Welcome to ice freezing in here.

歡迎來到冰天雪地

Give yourself a treat.

犒勞一下自己

Go on, treat yourself, be naughty.

來吧，犒勞一下自己，淘氣一下。

Oi, you haven't bought that.

喂，你還沒買呢。

Can you hold that one for me, that one for me?

你能幫我拿一下嗎？

Could you just hold one of those for me?

你能幫我拿一個嗎？

I just need two more.

我還需要兩個。

That's one more, just one more yogurt.

還有一個，只有一個酸奶。

Why did you drop it?

為什麼放棄？

We've got everything.

我們什麼都有。

We've got all this stuff and we've got some talcum powder as well to add to our snowy collection.

我們有這些東西，還有一些爽身粉，可以添加到我們的雪地收藏中。

Talcum powder.

滑石粉

Uno, dos, tres.

一、二、三

Lots of freak yogurt.

很多怪胎酸奶

Lovely job.

幹得漂亮

Lovely jubbly.

可愛的小傢伙

Scale of one to ten, how excited are you for this?

從一到十，你對此有多興奮？

Very excited for Christmas, don't want to lie.

不瞞你說，我非常期待聖誕節的到來。

Been a long time coming.

好久不見

Almost a year.

快一年了

What do you wish for Christmas?

你的聖誕願望是什麼？

What's the one thing that you could have anything with?

有什麼東西是你可以擁有的？

Uh, that I get to see my family.

呃，我可以見到我的家人。

Oh, we're in the snow, man.

哦，我們在雪地裡，夥計。

Hello.

你好

How are you?

你好嗎？

I'm good.

我很好

Can we have two, no, maybe just one big bag.

能給我們兩袋嗎，不，也許就一大包。

Oh, on it.

哦，好的

Weird's on it.

奇怪的東西

I'll get it.

我來接

How are you?

你好嗎？

You all right?

你沒事吧？

I'm a bit shaky.

我有點發抖。

It's all right.

沒事的

Do you want to be in the vlog?

你想加入視頻博客嗎？

No.

不

Okay, right, right.

好吧 好吧

She doesn't want to be in the vlog.

她不想在視頻錄像中出現。