Knock-offs.

山寨貨

George's Hunters, Discord's Concord, and now Marvel Movies has entered the arena.

喬治的《獵人》、迪斯科德的《康科德》，現在漫威電影也加入了這一行列。

You are suspended for five minutes.

你被禁賽五分鐘。

What did you do?

你做了什麼？

I made fun of Iron Man 3.

我嘲笑過《鋼鐵俠 3》。

With Marvel Snappers, Disneyland started taking the money away from Hearthstone and now they're aiming for Blizzard's true cash cow, Winston Watch.

憑藉《驚奇搶答器》，迪士尼樂園開始從《爐石傳說》中搶錢，現在他們又瞄準了暴雪真正的搖錢樹--《溫斯頓手錶》。

The Winston character in this game is Incredible Hulk, who gets really angry like Winston, who they ripped off of.

遊戲中的溫斯頓角色是 "綠巨人"，他會像溫斯頓一樣發怒，而溫斯頓就是遊戲的翻版。

He's also like D.Va, but so is the new character, Penis Parker, who looks like D.Va and has a robot like D.Va.

他也很像 D.Va，但新角色 Penis Parker 也很像 D.Va，他長得像 D.Va，機器人也像 D.Va。

To maintain a fair gaming environment, they're recording our voice chat right now.

為了維護公平的遊戲環境，他們正在錄製我們的語音哈拉。

I love Iron Man 3, by the way, Marvel.

順便說一句，我喜歡《鋼鐵俠 3》，漫威。

Just like Star Wars heroes, there are more than a dozen Marvel heroes to pick from, like the Punisher.

就像《星球大戰》中的英雄一樣，漫威也有十多位英雄可供選擇，比如懲罰者。

I'm not a hero.

我不是英雄

I'm the Punisher.

我是懲罰者

Okay, weirdo.

好吧，怪人

Punisher is just Soldier 76.

懲罰者只是 76 號阿兵哥。

The voice actor talks like Soldier 76, Punisher was a Soldier in the comics, and there are 76 issues.

配音演員說的是 "76 號阿兵哥"，而懲罰者在漫畫中是一名 "阿兵哥"，一共有 76 期。

Should I read what my moves do?

我應該閱讀我的動作嗎？

Nah, you're good.

不，你很好。

I wanna be Iron Man.

我想成為鋼鐵俠

I never wanted to be Iron Man.

我從沒想過成為鋼鐵俠。

Iron Man is Pharah, Black Panther is Genji, Venom is Hampstead, Magneto is Sigma, Loki is Arendtall.

鋼鐵俠是法拉，黑豹是源氏，毒液是漢普斯特德，萬磁王是西格瑪，洛基是阿倫特爾。

Wait, who the fuck is Namor?

等等，納莫到底是誰？

That's Aquaman.

那就是水行俠

That's Namor.

那是納摩

He was- That's Aquaman!

他是 潛水俠

That's just Aquaman!

那只是水行俠

Nah, that's- That's Namor.

那是納摩

Read the lore!

閱讀傳說

It's just Aquaman.

只是水行俠

Where Marvel deviates from Overwatch is the destructible terrain, which they kind of teased for Overwatch 2, but then didn't deliver on because they didn't deliver on anything with that game.

奇蹟》與《守望先鋒》的不同之處在於可破壞地形，他們曾在《守望先鋒 2》中預告過這一點，但後來並沒有實現，因為他們沒有在那款遊戲中實現任何東西。

Bro, this big piece of cement is fucking glitched.

兄弟，這一大塊水泥真他媽有問題。

Wait, our car can't go past it.

等等，我們的車過不去。

This game is fucking broken.

這遊戲真他媽爛

Oh, I like this.

哦，我喜歡這個。

It's like- It kind of reminds me of Iron Man 3.

這讓我想起了《鋼鐵俠3》。

In what way?

怎麼說？

My favorite character to play in this is Spider-Man, who goes so fast across the map that it doesn't even feel like he is supposed to be in this game.

我最喜歡扮演的角色是蜘蛛俠，他在地圖上飛快地穿行，讓人感覺他根本不應該出現在這款遊戲中。

I swear, they just ripped his data from like a other Spider-Man game from PS2 and just transplanted it into this.

我發誓，他們只是把他的數據從 PS2 上的另一款蜘蛛俠遊戲中提取出來，然後移植到了這款遊戲中。

That's what it feels like to play him.

這就是扮演他的感覺。

It's like the feeling of feeling like Spider-Man is always being felt.

這就像蜘蛛俠的感覺一直都在。

Marvel's rival, Concord, made huge waves last week with their own open beta, which saw up to 20 players installing the game.

Marvel 的競爭對手 Concord 上週推出了自己的開放測試版，引起了巨大反響，有多達 20 名玩家安裝了該遊戲。

For that game, they had a guy called Star Child, who was not the Star-Lord ripoff.

在那場比賽中，他們有一個叫星童的人，他不是星爵的翻版。

That was Lennox.

那是倫諾克斯。

And the Star-Lord in Marvel Rivals is just Tracer.

而《驚奇對決》中的星爵只是 Tracer。

Oh, great.

哦，太好了。

He solo-ulted the three of us.

他單挑了我們三個。

It's all very original stuff.

這些都是非常新穎的東西。

Battle Pass, push the payload, except I don't know which character to pick because nobody uses voice chat anymore.

戰鬥通行證，推送付費內容，只是我不知道該選哪個角色，因為現在沒人用語音哈拉了。

I kept asking the other team if they were bots and nobody responded.

我一直問對方是不是機器人，但沒人回答。

You know, I'm just gonna come out and say it.

我就直說了。

Iron Man 3, no good.

鋼鐵俠 3》，不好。

Earband.

耳帶。

Spider-Man is the most fun to play, but Groot is the most fun to hear because they did a really good job for his voice lines.

蜘蛛俠是最有趣的角色，但格魯特是最有趣的聲音，因為他們為他配音配得非常好。

I am Groot.

我是格魯特

Which character is this?

這是哪個角色？

I am Groot!

我是格魯特

I am Groot!

我是格魯特

I am Groot!

我是格魯特

I am Groot!

我是格魯特

I am Groot!

我是格魯特

I am Groot!

我是格魯特

I am Groot!

我是格魯特

I am Groot!

我是格魯特

Which character is this?

這是哪個角色？

Groot!

格魯特

I am Groot!

我是格魯特

I am Groot!

我是格魯特

I am Groot!

我是格魯特

I am Groot!

我是格魯特

I am Groot!

我是格魯特

Lore.

羅爾

He is Groot!

他就是格魯特！

After hearing him say that 300 times in one match, you might think that Groot is Groot.

在一場比賽中聽他說了 300 遍這句話後，你可能會認為格魯特就是格魯特。

But actually, he is May from Overwatch.

但實際上，他是《守望先鋒》中的梅。