Yes, Chef.

是的，大廚。

This is a chicken quiche with cremini mushrooms, baby spinach, and feta cheese.

這是一款雞肉乳蛋餅，配以奶油蘑菇、小菠菜和羊奶酪。

Unbelievable.

難以置信

Well, Drew, I have a huge problem with this dish.

德魯，我對這道菜有很大的意見。

It's that you haven't made it for me sooner.

是你沒有早點幫我做。

Thank you, Chef.

謝謝你，大廚。

Because if you had, Drew, then I would know how good you are at cooking food that's bad.

因為如果你做了，德魯，我就會知道你有多擅長烹飪難吃的食物了。

I'm sorry, Chef.

對不起，大廚。

And when I say bad, I mean Michael Jackson bad.

我說的 "壞"，是指邁克爾-傑克遜的 "壞"。

Thank you, Chef.

謝謝你，大廚。

You know how he looked really, really bad at the end of his life?

你知道他在生命的最後一刻看起來非常非常糟糕嗎？

Chef, I'm sorry.

大廚，對不起。

I don't know if you like the dish or not.

我不知道你喜不喜歡這道菜。

You don't know if I like the dish or not?

你不知道我喜不喜歡這道菜？

Well, let's put it this way: pat your fucking knives, get out, you're off the show.

好吧，這麼說吧，拍拍你那該死的刀子，滾出去，你就別想上節目了。

Sorry, Chef.

對不起，大廚。

Because you should be working in the finest restaurant in the world.

因為你應該在世界上最好的餐廳工作。

Thank you, Chef.

謝謝你，大廚。

Just not any world that I live in.

只是我生活的世界不是這樣。

Sorry, Chef.

對不起，大廚。

Because frankly, Drew, I'm jealous of you.

因為老實說，德魯，我嫉妒你。

Thank you, Chef.

謝謝你，大廚。

And your ability to not give a shit about what you cook.

還有你對自己做的飯菜不屑一顧的能力。

This is not fit for human consumption.

這不適合人類食用。

No, this should be eaten by a higher life form with a more complex palate, but also an altruistic drive to save humanity from dishes like this.

不，這應該由更高級的生命體來吃，它們不僅味覺更復雜，而且還具有利他主義精神，要把人類從這樣的菜餚中拯救出來。

Joking.

開玩笑的。

Not!

不是！

You deserve to die!

你該死

Ow!

噢

Ow!

噢

So you won't have to endure a life in which you will never exceed what you have achieved here today.

這樣，你就不必忍受永遠無法超越今天在這裡所取得的成就的生活。

Thank you, Chef.

謝謝你，大廚。

In conclusion...

總之

Eh.

誒。