I'm talking oyster omelets I'm talking braised pork and various seafood options, but here's the thing This city is known for being moderately expensive But is it gonna be expensive enough to get me over a hundred dollars this money is burning a hole in my pocket and this Ulcer is burning a hole in my stomach.

我說的是牡蠣煎蛋卷，我說的是紅燒肉和各種海鮮，但問題是這座城市以價格適中而聞名，但它會不會貴到讓我花上一百多美元，這筆錢在我的口袋裡燒了一個洞，這個潰瘍在我的胃裡燒了一個洞。

Let's go eat Boom right behind me our first location.

我們去吃嘣吧，就在我身後，我們的第一個地點。

They're serving a food called scallion rolls.

他們提供一種叫蔥卷的食物。

Let's take a look at the menu option number one it has There's a noodle I know that for sure I can use my app.

讓我們來看看菜單選項 1，它有一個麵條，我知道我肯定可以使用我的應用程序。

All right snap a pic Okay, here it shows it has cheese two times.

好吧，拍張照片 好的，這裡顯示它已經起司兩次了。

It has pickle and it has noodles.

它有泡菜，也有面條。

Wow, that is a exciting eccentric combination I'm just gonna point and pick one.

哇，這真是一個令人興奮的古怪組合，我只想指著它挑一個。

Could I have that?

能給我嗎？

I've chosen the kimchi cheese because we're in Taiwan wait the people here like kimchi I assume they do if it's here She's got a giant bowl full of noodles and what I presume to be kimchi you can see on the bottom They have kind of a roti or a pancake then cheese and then they have the noodle kimchi mixture She gives it a little bit of a roll and then she Slices it up grab a plate throw it on top hit it with a little bit of sauce and that is ready to go Thank you All right, folks we have our first dish right here three dollars and seventy cents I would have to eat over 30 of these to spend over a hundred dollars That's never gonna happen.

我選了泡菜芝士 因為我們在臺灣 等一下 這裡的人喜歡吃泡菜 我猜他們也喜歡吃泡菜 如果泡菜在這裡的話 她拿了一個大碗 裡面裝滿了麵條和我猜是泡菜的東西 你可以看到碗底有類似烙餅的東西 然後是芝士夥計們，我們的第一道菜就在這裡 3塊7毛錢 我得吃30多份才能花100多塊錢 那是不可能的

Come take a look at this nice wheat pancake on the outside.

來看看這個漂亮的小麥煎餅的外表吧。

It's full of noodles It's really an unusual creation.

這真是一個與眾不同的創作。

There's lots of scallions in there, too All right, it's full of those cheap cheese squares noodles kimchi.

裡面還有很多蔥 好吧，裡面都是便宜的奶酪麵條泡菜。

Let's go Mm-hmm That's actually pretty good it's like a nice crunchy pancake on the outside it's savory you get little bites of kimchi Which are a little bit sour This is a carbohydrate bomb it kind of reminds me of when I was in Ethiopia eating street food What's Taiwan reminded you of Ethiopia?

其實挺好吃的 外皮像鬆脆的薄煎餅，味道鮮美 還能吃到泡菜，有點酸 這簡直就是碳水化合物炸彈 讓我想起了在衣索匹亞吃街邊小吃的時候 臺灣的什麼讓你想起了衣索匹亞？

Yeah in Ethiopia They basically had a big bread pancake and they filled it with spaghetti.

是的，在衣索匹亞，他們基本上是用大面包煎餅填滿意大利麵條。

This is the same kind of carb on carb crime here The chili sauce, it's really bringing it all together.

這也是一種 "碳水化合物犯罪"，辣椒醬將這一切融合在一起。

I'm telling you.

我告訴你

This is Taiwanese junk food.

這是臺灣的垃圾食品。

So good Even that dog right there would eat it In the end is this worth ordering?

太好吃了，就連那隻狗都想吃。

Yes, but it's not that expensive So from here, I'm gonna go see if I can find some foods that are gonna get me to $100 We've come to our second spot right here It's a location that is specializing in quail eggs two varieties But both of them are fried and this one has cheese.

是的，但也不是很貴 所以從這裡開始，我要去看看能不能找到一些 能讓我賺到100美元的食物 我們來到了第二家店，就在這裡 這是一家專門賣鵪鶉蛋的店，有兩個品種 但都是煎的，這個還有奶酪。

This looks good.

這看起來不錯。

I have to try it.

我一定要試試。

Let's go see how it works So right here we have the stall owner and these are the quail eggs my gosh She is cracking literally hundreds of these quail eggs every single night right now She's taking the quail eggs and she's putting it over the heat and then she dumps them into these little Cupcake tins that are full of oil and you can see they're absolutely Bubbling up immediately as she puts them in there once they're done frying She takes them one by one and skewers all of them on this stick eight quail eggs per stick So that's the fried version, but they also have a cheese version.

讓我們來看看它是如何工作的 這裡有一位攤主，這些是鵪鶉蛋 我的天哪，她現在每天晚上都要打幾百個鵪鶉蛋 她把鵪鶉蛋放在火上烤，然後把它們倒進這些裝滿油的小蛋糕盒裡然後把它們倒進這些裝滿油的小蛋糕盒裡 你可以看到，當她把它們放進去煎的時候，它們立刻就冒泡了但也有奶酪版的

I'm gonna order that now She breaks off eight of these quail eggs and she hits it with a little bit of cheese Put that in the broiler let it melt and we'll see you in about two minutes All right, folks our second food right here quail eggs that have been fried and then doused with cheese that has been melted all that One dollar and 85 cents for eight eggs.

我現在就點這個 她把八個鵪鶉蛋打碎 放上一點奶酪 把它放進烤爐 讓它融化 我們兩分鐘後見 好了 夥計們 我們的第二種食物就在這裡 鵪鶉蛋經過煎炸 然後淋上融化的奶酪

How many eggs are you supposed to eat in a day two?

你一天應該吃多少個雞蛋？

It's that for any type of egg What about ostrich eggs because I feel like even one ostrich egg a day it could be too much Cheers You Know when you get fried egg and the best part is that outer part of the egg That's a little bit brown mixed with the white part.

鴕鳥蛋呢？因為我覺得即使每天吃一個鴕鳥蛋也會太多了。

That's been really crispified the whole thing tastes like that But with gooey cheese on top, it's so good Someone call the Taiwanese police too much cheese being pulled over here That is delicious, but let's see if I can ruin what's already perfectly good right here We have soy sauce chili sauce curry sauce and wasabi sauce.

這真的是脆化了，整個味道都是這樣的 但上面有黏黏的芝士，太好吃了 誰來給臺灣警察打個電話 這裡拉了太多的芝士 太好吃了，但讓我們看看我是否能破壞 這裡已經非常好吃的東西 我們有醬油 辣椒醬 咖喱醬和芥末醬

Look at that.

看看這個。

So even a sauce more like a paste I'm just gonna just get to painting over here.

所以，即使是更像糊狀的調味汁，我也要在這裡上色。

I'm the Bob Ross of food over here I think this is gonna be enough wasabi to burn a hole in my skull here We have cheese We have quail eggs and we have far too much wasabi more than any person should really consume at any one time Cheers I'm okay.

我是食物界的鮑勃-羅斯 我覺得這些芥末足以在我的頭骨上燒出一個洞 這裡有奶酪，有鵪鶉蛋，還有太多的芥末 超過了任何人在任何時候都應該攝入的量 乾杯，我沒事的

Is it better?

這樣更好嗎？

No, but it's different And so if you're eating 35 of these tonight, eventually you're gonna want to switch it up.

不，但它不一樣，所以如果你今晚要吃 35 個，最終你會想換換口味的。

This is food number two Let's keep moving For Our next food I've come behind the counter for all of this ten different types of creatures from land from sea from everywhere I don't even know how to categorize this as one type of food except for that.

這是第二種食物，我們繼續前進 下一種食物，我來到了櫃檯後面 這十種不同類型的生物 來自陸地，來自海洋，來自各處

It's all protein There's a couple of things that stand out and look very unique to me.

在我看來，有幾樣東西非常獨特，非常引人注目。

First of all, this is the man work in the stall Hello Boom empty Is that right I said Vietnamese empty And then skin skin, mmm, what's getting?

首先，這是在攤位上工作的人 你好，嘣空 是嗎，我說越南空 然後是皮膚皮膚，嗯，得到了什麼？

Oh cool.

哦，酷。

Thank you.

謝謝。

So right here we have some pork kidney right door next to it We have snails and this looks absolutely fascinating to me It almost looks like it could be a snake skin, but it is not that is fish skin So next I'm gonna be ordering some snails and some fish skin.

這裡有豬腰子，旁邊還有蝸牛，我覺得這個看起來很迷人，看起來像是蛇皮，但其實不是，那是魚皮，所以接下來我要點一些蝸牛和魚皮。

This is a first for me in Taiwan.

這在臺灣還是第一次。

Let's go All right, right here.

好吧，就在這裡。

We've got the snails.

我們有蝸牛

He's gonna put that into our plastic container.

他要把它放進我們的塑料容器裡。

Okay, that's a lot of snails Okay, good good.

好了，蝸牛真多 好了，好了，好了

And then he's gonna staple that shut so nobody can open it next I fear he's gonna put a dangerous amount of skin in here as well.

然後他要用訂書機把它訂上，這樣就沒人能打開了 接下來，我擔心他還會把危險的皮膚放進去

I should tell him to stop but I feel shy Okay, okay.

我應該讓他停下來，但我覺得害羞 好吧，好吧。

It's good.

這很好。

Thank you He is refilling his stapler and then stapling the shut so I cannot eat it.

謝謝你，他正在重新裝滿訂書機，然後用訂書機把封口訂上，這樣我就吃不到了。

Good move I've got the final product right here.

很好，我這裡有最終產品。

I gotta say that's a lot of seafood.

我得說，海鮮真不少。

This is gonna be expensive Alright folks we have our seafood feast right here First of all, a trove of snails and then this that is the skin of a fish We'll save this for last but all this together costs 400 in the local currency in USD.

好了，夥計們，我們的海鮮大餐就在這裡 首先是一窩蝸牛，然後是這個魚皮 我們把這個留到最後，但所有這些加起來要 400 美元（當地貨幣）。

That is 1235 Let's talk about the snails.

即 1235 讓我們來談談蝸牛。

They're seasoned beautifully.

它們調味得很好。

There's a thick sweet sauce on here.

這裡有濃濃的甜醬。

You can see some of the chilies I didn't know that people in Taiwan a snail They've kind of plucked them all from the shell so we can just eat them straight away.

你可以看到一些辣椒，我不知道臺灣人還吃蝸牛，他們把辣椒都從殼裡拔出來，這樣我們就可以直接吃了。

Even the poop sack is missing Very respectable Cheers It's half glaze half slime the snails themselves are delicious a little bit earthy and kind of crunchy They definitely have a texture to them.

蝸牛本身很好吃，有點泥土的味道，有點脆脆的，絕對有質感。

This is the alpha snail of the bunch.

它是這群蝸牛中的佼佼者。

Let's go for it Pretty good.

讓我們加油吧 很好

Here's the thing with snails bigger is not better Always as they get bigger and they get much harder.

蝸牛並不是越大越好，它們總是越大越難養。

So that is a snail but right here we have the fish skin They saute it in different types of seasonings.

這就是蝸牛，但這裡有魚皮，他們會用不同的調料來炒。

I'm also told Taiwanese people eat this when they get a sick burn So, you know if you've been badly burned eat some of this Oh god, it's so good.

我還聽說臺灣人在燒傷時會吃這個，所以，如果你被嚴重燒傷了，就吃點這個吧 哦，天哪，太好吃了。

Cheers Wow, if you eat pork skin that might be rich fatty and gelatinous, but this is like no actual fat It's just this squishy gelatinous II jiggly miss Who I feel like burns healing.

乾杯 哇，如果你吃的是豬皮，可能會有豐富的脂肪和膠狀物，但這好像沒有真正的脂肪，只是這種軟軟的膠狀物，我覺得就像燒傷癒合了一樣。

I gotta be honest I'm not sure how popular this food is here, but it is unique fun to try and medicinal That's the most important part when you're in this part of the world, especially East Asia food is not just food.

老實說，我不確定這種食物在這裡有多受歡迎，但嘗試這種食物的獨特樂趣和藥用價值是最重要的。

It's also medicine sick burn, bro Oh We come to our next location behind me right here something I found irresistible.

這也是藥物的病態燃燒，兄弟哦，我們來到我們的下一個位置，在我身後，就在這裡，我發現了一些我無法抗拒的東西。

It is confusing.

這是令人困惑的。

Is it gonna be good?

會好看嗎？

I have no idea.

我也不知道。

First of all fried bread good.

首先是油炸麵包好吃。

That's basically a donut and there's a lot of cucumber not good I'm gonna get it Anyways, I'm gonna get it how they usually prepare it and see how it goes What she does is she cuts it first and then she puts in some mayo so far so good.

這基本上就是個甜甜圈，裡面有很多黃瓜，不好吃，我還是去買吧 不管怎樣，我還是去買吧，看看他們通常是怎麼做的。

Oh wait, what's happening?

等等，怎麼了？

She's filling it full of cucumber She put some sausage and then some egg and last of all she put some tomato What a wild assortment of ingredients wrap it all up and then I don't even know what just happened put some protection on it Put it in another bag for some reason and that is ready to go.

她在裡面裝滿了黃瓜，放了一些香腸，然後是雞蛋，最後還放了一些西紅柿，真是五花八門的配料，把它包起來，然後我都不知道發生了什麼事，放了一些保護措施，不知為什麼又放進另一個袋子裡，這就可以走了。

Thank you I'm telling you the people here move so fast.

謝謝你，我告訴你，這裡的人行動真快。

It gives me PTSD There was no time to give special instructions on the sandwich.

這讓我患上了創傷後應激障礙症，沒有時間對三明治進行特殊說明。

You get what you get and you go Okay, I just saw something wild.

你會得到你所得到的，然後你會說，好吧，我剛剛看到了一些瘋狂的東西。

There's a whole pig here Not a whole roasted pig a live one my topple ganger right here.

這裡有一整隻豬 不是一整隻烤豬 是一隻活豬 我的頂樑柱就在這裡

Taiwan is wild You get to just have a pig this guy seems to be the owner He's got a delicious bag of food scraps right here What a well-behaved pig a lot of people out there do a lot of strange things in order to get attention They get weird tattoos.

臺灣很野性，你可以養豬，這傢伙似乎就是豬的主人，他這裡有一袋美味的食物殘渣，真是一頭乖巧的豬。

They wear revealing clothing guys.

他們穿著暴露

Get a pet pig.

養一隻寵物豬

Oh the pig loves him I'm literally gonna be eating pork sausage in about 20 seconds.

哦，豬喜歡他，我真的要在 20 秒內吃上豬肉香腸了。

Sorry Sorry All right guys right here a sandwich done Taiwanese style the dough that's been fried So it is essentially a donut on the outside when you open it up You see just a wall of cucumber after that sausage made from what animal a pig that was two seconds ago There's a whole ass pig here.

對不起，對不起，好了，夥計們，這是臺灣風味的三明治 麵糰是油炸的，打開後外面就像甜甜圈一樣

Now if you're new to the show, I don't like cucumber.

如果你是新來的，我不喜歡黃瓜。

It's my least favorite food in the world I'm gonna try it how they meant for me to try it and then I'm gonna remove the cucumber.

這是我在世界上最不喜歡的食物 我要按照他們的意思嘗一嘗 然後把黃瓜去掉

Let's give it a shot My god half a pound of mayonnaise in there I love that big fan the flavors are so overwhelming you hardly taste the cucumber at this point The cucumber is just offering a little bit of texture Wow, this is an assortment of ingredients that should not work.

讓我們試一試 我的天哪，裡面有半磅蛋黃醬，我喜歡這個大粉絲，味道太重了，你幾乎嘗不出黃瓜的味道，黃瓜只是提供了一點點口感 哇，這是個不應該成功的配料組合。

It doesn't make any sense I guess the soy sauce egg feels Taiwanese and so does the fried bread and so does some pork sausage Do I like it?

我猜醬油蛋、煎麵包和一些豬肉香腸都很有臺灣風味。

Yes get it, but only if you can share it with or near a live pig Alright guys, we've come to our next location and this food is very special This is stinky tofu right here on each of these skewers You can see this tofu has already been fried But before it's fried it's made stinky and that's by almost fermenting it letting it rot with some delicious bacteria right now They're making what they call stinky tofu barbecue.

好了，夥計們，我們來到了下一個地方，這裡的食物非常特別，每串上都有臭豆腐，你可以看到這些豆腐已經被油炸過了，但在油炸之前，它已經變臭了，這是因為它幾乎發酵了，讓它和一些美味的細菌一起腐爛，現在他們正在製作所謂的臭豆腐燒烤。

First.

首先是

You have the fried tofu right here Then it's slathered in barbecue Then she puts on cabbage once the cabbage is on she applies some Taiwanese barbecue Then when you order it, she puts on even more spices and there's coriander going on top, too But can this delicate coriander handle the intensity of the stinky tofu?

這裡有油炸豆腐，然後抹上烤肉，再放上捲心菜，捲心菜一放上，她就會塗上一些臺灣烤肉，然後當你點菜時，她就會放上更多的調料，上面還有香菜，但這些精緻的香菜能承受得住臭豆腐的濃烈嗎？

We're about to find out All right, folks, we have our meal right here.

好了，夥計們，我們的大餐就在這裡。

It costs a dollar in 85 cents Well, I want to tell you why this food is very special to me You see first of all stinky tofu not for the faint of heart.

好吧，我想告訴你們為什麼這種食物對我來說很特別，首先臭豆腐不是給膽小的人吃的。

This is gonna be bold now.

這下可大膽了。

I gotta say it I scared the shit out of me.

我得說，我嚇得屁滾尿流。

I know you think there's a drive-by happening right now No, there's just a balloon game for those of you who don't know what stinky tofu smells like I would say You know in the summer when you go to a dumpster and there's a bunch of liquid on the bottom, but it's not just liquid It's really hot liquid.

我知道你們以為現在正在玩開車撞人的遊戲 不，只是在玩氣球遊戲 對於那些不知道臭豆腐是什麼味道的人，我會說 你知道在夏天，當你去垃圾箱的時候，底部會有一堆液體 但那不僅僅是液體，而是非常熱的液體

So it's kind of rancid too smells like that and people here love it.

是以，它聞起來也有點餿，但這裡的人卻很喜歡。

Let's go for it Wow That was intense the stinky tofu it really stinks my whole mouth It's just like a rancid cesspool right now, but beyond that she put this chili pepper on there.

哇，這臭豆腐真夠勁道的，把我整個嘴都薰臭了，現在就像個餿水坑，不過除此之外，她還放了這個辣椒。

That's very spicy So, I don't know if it's more smelly or more spicy, but either way it's causing a lot of pain and confusion It's one of those foods that grows on you with each bite the fried texture of the tofu amazing It's like it's got a leathery crunchy coat on top of it.

所以，我不知道它是更臭還是更辣 但不管怎樣，它都會給你帶來痛苦和困惑 它是那種讓你越吃越喜歡的食物 豆腐的油炸口感令人驚歎 它就像在上面裹了一層皮一樣鬆脆

The first time I saw Andrew Zimmern on television He was in Taiwan eating this food and he was talking about how potent and crazy the smell was it looks Sounds and smells a lot worse than it tastes now me and Andrew Zimmern will be joined together in holy matrimony Do they allow that in Taiwan?

我第一次在電視上看到安德魯-齊默恩（Andrew Zimmern）的時候，他正在臺灣吃這種食物，他還說這種食物的味道有多濃烈、多瘋狂。 現在，我和安德魯-齊默恩（Andrew Zimmern）將結為夫婦，臺灣允許嗎？

They probably do so that is a stinky tofu.

他們可能會這麼做，所以那是臭豆腐。

Maybe not the most delicious, but definitely worth trying We have come to our next location right here a simple menu, this is what I like, I don't want too many options I want pictures this pictures looking nice to me right here So I see a big fat egg in the middle and I see shrimp soup with egg Is there anything else I need to know?

也許不是最美味的，但絕對值得一試 我們來到了下一個地點，就在這裡 簡單的菜單，這是我喜歡的，我不想要太多的選擇，我想要圖片 這張圖片看起來很不錯，就在這裡 所以我看到中間有一個大胖蛋，我看到雞蛋蝦湯 還有什麼我需要知道的嗎？

No, if you take a look right here, you can see these eggs are in some kind of a water or a broth Oh, these are not chicken eggs.

不，如果你看一下這裡，就會發現這些雞蛋是在某種水或肉湯裡 哦，這些不是雞蛋。

It turns out in fact that these are duck eggs.

原來，這些其實是鴨蛋。

This dish is much more interesting Let's order one and see how it works.

這道菜要有趣得多，讓我們點一份看看效果如何。

Boom Alright, it starts with a bowl full of celery then we come over here and we have some spiced cabbage right here The fat partially cooked duck egg that goes in next then we have our shrimp balls and a little bit of broth and that is Complete.

好了，先來一碗芹菜，然後我們來這裡，這裡有一些香料捲心菜，接下來是肥美的半熟鴨蛋，然後是我們的蝦球和一點肉湯，這就完成了。

Thank you.

謝謝。

Alright folks meal number 12 18.

好了，夥計們，第 12 18 餐。

I've lost count I got three because I kept getting bad angles.

我已經數不清了，我得到了三個，因為我的角度一直不好。

You guys ever accidentally have to get three more because your angles were bad Just me come take a look at this the broth looking a little bit watery.

你們有沒有因為角度不對，而不小心多拍了三張照片？ 讓我來看看這個，肉湯看起來有點含水。

Then we have this shrimp It's not really a shrimp ball as much as it is a shrimp covered with stuff and then that is a big beautiful Duck egg try a little bit of broth I Like it celery stock next take a look at these guys.

然後是蝦球，其實並不是蝦球，而是蝦身上沾滿了東西，然後是一個漂亮的鴨蛋，嚐嚐肉湯，我喜歡芹菜湯，接下來看看這些傢伙。

They look bouncy.

它們看起來很有彈性。

They look artificially orange.

它們看起來是人工橙色。

I like it It's really hot that was a bad take let's do it again This is why you have to have three four sometimes I'll have seven dishes lined up just so I get the perfect bite.

我喜歡這道菜 這道菜太辣了，我們再來一次 這就是為什麼你必須有三道四道菜 有時我會準備七道菜，這樣才能吃到最完美的一口。

All right, my very first time trying the shrimp Let's give it a shot Very bouncy and then it tastes like they've fried it or put some kind of breading on the outside That's not soggy at this point.

好吧，這是我第一次吃蝦，試一試吧 很有彈性，吃起來像是油炸過的，或者在外面裹了一層面包屑。

Oh right here.

哦，就在這裡。

Take a look at that.

看看這個。

That is no normal egg That came out of the butt of a duck.

這可不是普通的雞蛋，它是從鴨子屁股裡生出來的。

It's a duck butt egg right here I've got the ultimate bite a little bit of shrimp a little bit of duck egg some of that cabbage and broth I love it.

這是一個鴨屁股蛋，我在這裡吃到了最美味的一口，一點點蝦仁，一點點鴨蛋，還有一些捲心菜和肉湯，我很喜歡。

There's something about the duck egg It's like a little bit bigger and the yolk is a little bit more creamy in Asia They embrace it and I think we should too folks.

在亞洲，鴨蛋的個頭更大一些，蛋黃也更細膩一些。

This was delicious I'm not sure how much more I have in me, but we must keep going I Come here for another food right now.

太好吃了，我不知道我還能吃多少，但我們必須繼續。

We're in the back of the stall.

我們在馬廄後面。

This is called guapa.

這就是瓜帕。

Oh, is that right?

哦，是嗎？

All right, a local person said that was correct and not offensive.

好吧，一個當地人說這是正確的，沒有冒犯性。

Why is she holding a light?

她為什麼拿著燈？

Anyways, take a look at this right inside of here beautiful braised pork It looks so delicious soft and succulent that is gonna go inside of our guapa Okay, so right here you can see the bao buns inside.