Let's be honest kids, you needed an upgrade.

老實說，孩子們，你們需要升級。

As the new boss, I'll be modernizing Christmas.

作為新老闆，我將對聖誕節進行現代化改造。

Step one, books with the Santa letters.

第一步，帶聖誕老人信的書。

Like writing on physical paper?

喜歡在實物紙張上書寫嗎？

Guys, no.

夥計們，不

The end of year Christmas list.

年終聖誕清單

I don't got time for freaking paper.

我可沒時間寫什麼該死的論文。

And okay, the sleigh.

好吧，還有雪橇。

First off, the reindeer have no voice.

首先，馴鹿沒有聲音。

Supposed to finesse the world in one night?

以為一夜之間就能征服世界？

I have a bedtime.

我有睡覺時間

Hello, drones are the future people.

大家好，無人機就是未來。

I'll have those babies flying around the world.

我要讓這些寶貝滿世界飛。

Dropping presents like.

像這樣的禮物

Christmas will be efficient and productive.

聖誕節將變得高效而富有成效。

Forget leaving Santa's cookies.

忘了留下聖誕老人的餅乾吧。

They threw us all batteries for the drills.

他們把所有電池都扔給了我們，讓我們去鑽孔。

Anna is not even nice with the simple internet shirts.

安娜連簡單的網絡襯衫都穿不好。

And come on, elves are out.

來吧，精靈們都出來了。

Robots are in.

機器人加入

I'll have a toy factory.

我會有一個玩具工廠。

Robots doing other work.

機器人做其他工作

With the help of those batteries.

有了這些電池的幫助

And it won't be in a North Pole.

而且不會是在北極。

More like Malibu.

更像是馬里布。

Mia, how I'm going to pay for this?

米婭，我怎麼支付這筆費用？

When I launch my Kickstarter.

當我啟動 Kickstarter 時。

Side note, what happens to your face?

題外話，你的臉怎麼了？

You did my makeup.

你幫我化了妝