Sweet.

甜美

Excellent question.

問得好

Yes, I am proud to be America's first straight female president.

是的，我為自己是美國第一位異性戀女總統而感到自豪。

Helen?

海倫？

Wasn't I wearing a hat?

我不是戴著帽子嗎？

Yes.

是的。

Yes, you were.

是的，你是。

Now, in conclusion, my administration will focus on the three R's.

最後，我的政府將重點關注三個 "R"。

Reading, writing, and refilling the ocean.

閱讀、寫作、為海洋注水。

Thank you very much.

非常感謝。

As you know, we've inherited quite a budget crunch from President Trump.

眾所周知，我們從特朗普總統那裡繼承了相當大的預算緊縮。

How bad is it, Secretary Van Houten?

情況有多糟，萬豪頓部長？

We're broke.

我們破產了

The country is broke?

國家破產了？

How can that be?

怎麼可能？

Well, remember when the last administration decided to invest in our nation's children?

還記得上屆政府決定投資於我國兒童的時候嗎？

Big mistake.

大錯特錯。

The balanced breakfast program just created a generation of ultra-strong super criminals.

均衡早餐計劃剛剛造就了一代超強的超級罪犯。

And midnight basketball taught them to function without sleep.

午夜籃球教會了他們不眠不休地工作。

What about my pledge to build the world's largest bookmobile?

那我承諾建造世界上最大的圖書流動車呢？

Isn't there any money left for that?

難道就沒錢買了嗎？

No.

不

And we borrowed from every country in the world.

我們向世界上每一個國家借錢。

Quick, Lisa.

快，麗莎

Call off your...

取消你的...

Bart!

巴特

Ow!

噢

Watch the ponytail.

注意馬尾辮

Let him up, please.

請讓他起來

What are you doing here?

你在這裡做什麼？

I knew you'd need some help keeping it real, so I figured I could be, like, your co-president.

我知道你需要有人幫你保持真實 所以我想我可以做你的副主席

Co-president?

聯合主席？

Are you crazy?

你瘋了嗎？

Mom!

媽媽

Lisa won't share!

麗莎不願意分享！

Be nice to your brother, Lisa.

對你哥哥好點 麗莎

Don't you think we should wait for Lisa?

你不覺得我們應該等麗莎嗎？

She is the president.

她就是總統。

She knows what time dinner is.

她知道晚飯時間。

Sorry I'm late.

對不起，我來晚了。

I've been racking my brain trying to think of something to cut from the budget.

我一直在絞盡腦汁想從預算中刪掉些什麼。

You

你