Hello.

你好

Oh hey, I didn't see you there.

哦，嘿，我沒看見你在那兒。

Welcome to my new apartment.

歡迎來到我的新公寓

Let me show you around.

我帶你轉轉

Starting off, let's head over here, shall we?

首先，讓我們從這裡開始，好嗎？

Before we get to my pride and joy, that is my coffee station and my alcohol collection.

在說我的驕傲和喜悅之前，先說說我的咖啡臺和酒類收藏。

First here, we have a phone.

首先，這裡有一部電話。

Have I ever used it?

我用過嗎？

No.

不

Look, I really, Mr. Bezos, Jeff, I really appreciate it.

聽著，貝索斯先生，傑夫，我真的很感謝你。

I don't have time to run Amazon.

我沒時間經營亞馬遜。

I have a YouTube channel that I need to run.

我有一個 YouTube 頻道需要營運。

Okay, thanks for being understanding.

好的，謝謝你的理解。

Bye.

再見。

Sorry about that.

很抱歉。

That was actually the first time I used the phone, but when Jeff calls.

那其實是我第一次使用手機，但當傑夫打來電話時。

All right, moving over here, we have the kitchen.

好了，移到這裡，我們有廚房。

This was actually built in 1638.

它實際上建於 1638 年。

This is mahogany, ebony, Brazilian maple wood, and then here this is 3,000 pounds of titanium alloy.

這是桃花心木、黑檀木和巴西楓木，然後是重達 3000 磅的鈦合金。

They actually used it on the space shuttle, so it's pretty durable.

實際上，航天飛機上就用過這種材料，所以非常耐用。

Moving on.

繼續前進。

This is probably my favorite place in the whole apartment.

這可能是整個公寓裡我最喜歡的地方了。

I come here every single morning when I'm not going to the office first thing.

每天早上，當我不去辦公室時，我都會來這裡。

I recently purchased this espresso machine.

我最近購買了這臺意式咖啡機。

I'll link it down below.

我會把它鏈接到下面。

I love it like it's my firstborn.

我愛它就像愛我的長子。

I really, really do.

我真的真的很想。

I make an Americano every morning.

我每天早上都會衝一杯美式咖啡。

It's fantastic.

太棒了

I also have this Breville grinder.

我還有一個 Breville 磨豆機。

I really enjoy putting the beans in.

我非常喜歡放豆子。

I asked my friend recently, do you want to do the honor of refilling the beans?

我最近問我的朋友，你願意為我重新裝滿豆子嗎？

And he said, no, I'm all set.

他說，不用了，我都準備好了。

I like doing it though.

但我喜歡這樣做。

You already saw the kitchen.

你已經看到廚房了。

Not too much more to say about it.

我就不多說了。

Here's the refrigerator.

這是冰箱。

Smaller fridge, I must say, but you know, it gets the job done.

我得說，冰箱是小了點，但你知道，它能完成工作。

A lot of condiments.

很多調味品

Oh, my earring fell out.

哦，我的耳環掉了

Moving over here, you already got a little bit of a sneak preview, but living room for living.

移到這裡，你們已經有了一點預覽，但客廳是用來住人的。

My roommates actually painted this when they were, I think they got drunk and painted this.

這是我的室友們在喝醉酒後畫的。

Actually, I think they were sober, which makes it worse, honestly.

實際上，我覺得他們是清醒的，說實話，這讓情況變得更糟。

I like to think it's an original Pollock.

我認為這是波洛克的原作。

That's what I tell people.

我就是這麼跟別人說的。

However, it's not.

然而，事實並非如此。

Over here, this was also brought over from my original apartment.

這邊，這也是從我原來的公寓帶來的。

One of my roommates was very skeptical about it fitting in the space, but once we brought it in, everyone became obsessed with it, and now it's everyone's favorite chair, and we all fight over it.

我的一個室友對它是否適合這個空間很懷疑，但我們把它搬進來後，每個人都對它著迷了，現在它是每個人最喜歡的椅子，我們都為它爭得面紅耳赤。

We also have this little man, which came from my original apartment.

我們還有這個小傢伙，它來自我原來的公寓。

He's currently dabbing.

他現在正在吸大麻。

Moving out here, this is different than my old apartment.

搬到這裡，這裡和我以前的公寓不一樣。

I have lots of outdoor space.

我有很多室外空間。

Come take a look.

快來看看吧

So this is the common area terrace.

這就是公共區域的露臺。

We've hosted many parties out here, even since I moved in, which was only two months ago.

我們在這裡舉辦過很多派對，甚至在我搬進來兩個月後也是如此。

We've already had so many sick parties.

我們已經開過那麼多生病的派對了。

In New York, it's such a luxury to have outdoor space, and lo and behold, I like to think my bedroom actually has the best view.

在紐約，擁有戶外空間是一件非常奢侈的事情，而我卻認為我的臥室擁有最好的視野。

Also, take a look-see.

另外，請看一看。

So you guys might remember if you've seen my old apartment, which was in Hell's Kitchen, Hudson Yards area.

如果你們看過我以前的公寓，可能會記得，那是在地獄廚房，哈德遜碼區。

I can now say that, but I always talk about how there wasn't much character in the neighborhood, versus here, you actually get the brownstones, you get a neighborhood, and you get the Empire State Building, and then in a second, you also see Billionaire's Row over there, Chrysler Building, and then Hudson Yards, you can also see, so pretty sweet little mixture of everything if you ask me.

現在我可以這麼說了，但我總是說那個街區沒有什麼特色，而在這裡，你可以看到褐石建築、街區、帝國大廈，然後再過一秒鐘，你還可以看到那邊的億萬富翁街、克萊斯勒大廈，然後你還可以看到哈德遜院子，所以如果你問我，我覺得這裡的一切都融合得很好。

And I'll show you the bedrooms.

我帶你去看臥室。

First bedroom.

第一間臥室

Come take a look.

快來看看吧

Well here, I guess real quick, quick pit stop, sorry, but we have this bookshelf, which also came from my previous place.

好了，在這裡，我想真正的快速，快速坑站，對不起，但我們有這個書架，這也是從我以前的地方來的。

If you guys might remember, this is actually where I used to do my makeup in my old apartment.

如果你們還記得的話，這其實是我以前在公寓裡化妝的地方。

Now it's repurposed for dry food products that are not super pretty.

現在，它被重新用於乾糧產品，而這些產品並不是超級漂亮。

And then, you know, I got a couple sweets from Trader Joe's the other day.

然後，你知道，前幾天我從喬氏超市買了一些甜食。

Dates, which is my favorite snack.

紅棗，這是我最喜歡的零食。

Cherry tomatoes, which is my single favorite food of all time, I would say.

櫻桃番茄，可以說是我最喜歡的一種食物。

First bedroom.

第一間臥室

Come on in.

進來吧

So this is bedroom number one.

這就是一號臥室。

It's the smallest one in the place, which is saying something, because it's still pretty sweet and spacious.

它是這裡最小的一個，這還不算什麼，因為它仍然非常舒適寬敞。

Also, even this room, all of them have their own terraces.

此外，即使是這個房間，也都有自己的露臺。

So you will see, excuse me, this one's a little bit more of a balcony, a little bit more of a balcony.

所以你會看到，不好意思，這個陽臺多一點，陽臺多一點。

Come on in.

進來吧

Let's go see the others.

我們去看看其他人吧

Alright, before we get behind this door, which is my bedroom, let me show you the other ones first.

好了，在我們進入這扇門（也就是我的臥室）之前，讓我先帶你們看看其他的門。

This is the first bathroom.

這是第一間浴室。

This is the one that my other two roommates share.

這是我另外兩個室友共用的房間。

Shower, sink, toilet.

淋浴、水槽、馬桶。

Good stuff.

好東西

This is my other roommate's first chamber, if you will.

可以說，這是我另一個室友的第一個房間。

Piano.

鋼琴

Both my roommates are very musical, which is cool.

我的兩個室友都非常喜歡音樂，這很酷。

And I play piano, too, so that's nice to have.

我還會彈鋼琴，所以這很好。

If you guys have any theories on this bust, leave them in the comments down below.

如果你們對這個半身像有任何看法，請在下面的評論中留言。

I wonder how many people know who that is.

不知道有多少人知道他是誰。

Yeah, it's Obama.

是的，是奧巴馬。

It's Quentin Tarantino.

是昆汀-塔倫蒂諾。

Alright, moving into the second bedroom.

好了，現在進入第二間臥室。

This is it.

就是這裡

Very clean.

非常乾淨

Always.

總是這樣

And, lo and behold, the second terrace.

瞧，第二個露臺。

I'm yelling, sorry.

我在大喊大叫，對不起。

The second terrace of the apartment.

公寓的第二個露臺。

Come on out.

出來吧

As I mentioned, we've already hosted a couple sick parties since I moved in.

正如我提到的，自從我搬進來之後，我們已經舉辦了幾次生病派對。

And this one is especially good for hosting because it's, well, one, my roommate just has some really nice couches, so this makes it, like, suitable for hosting.

我的室友有幾張非常漂亮的沙發，所以這張床特別適合舉辦活動。

Plus, we have south-facing views.

此外，我們還擁有朝南的景觀。

And these are really pretty when you turn them on at nighttime.

晚上打開這些燈時，真的很漂亮。

That's all I have to say about this place.

關於這個地方，我只能說這麼多了。

Moving on to the crown jewel, my bedroom.

接下來是皇冠上的明珠--我的臥室。

Clothes is first.

衣服是第一位的。

Follow me.

跟我來

And now, it's very exciting.

現在，這非常令人興奮。

Come on around.

過來吧

First things first.

先說第一件事。

Yes, I have a spiral staircase to get to my bedroom.

是的，我的臥室有一個旋轉樓梯。

It's pretty awesome.

非常棒

Besides that, though, obviously, here we have, well, not obviously because a lot of New York City apartments don't have this, believe it or not.

除此之外，很明顯，我們這裡有，嗯，不明顯，因為紐約市的很多公寓都沒有這個，信不信由你。

Let's see the bedroom.

讓我們看看臥室。

My bedroom.

我的臥室

Stop looking at my butt.

別再看我的屁股了

This is it.

就是這裡

This is it.

就是這裡

Well, guys, without further ado, this is the brand-new bedroom.

好了，夥計們，話不多說，這就是全新的臥室。

I've been excited to show it to you.

我一直很想展示給你們看。

I moved in about two months ago, and it was a real shit show for quite a while until, honestly, my mom came and helped me put it all together.

我兩個月前搬進來的，那段時間真是糟透了，直到我媽媽來幫我收拾好一切。

So, let me show you.

那麼，讓我來給你演示一下。

First things first, this is my bed.

首先，這是我的床。

Can everyone say, hi, bed?

大家能說 "嗨，床 "嗎？

It's the same bed as my previous bed.

這張床和我之前的床是同一張。

Same mattress, same sheets, which actually, I think, played a large part in this place feeling like home pretty quickly.

同樣的床墊，同樣的床單，我覺得這在很大程度上讓我很快就把這裡當成了家。

Because I have the same furniture, it's decorated pretty much the same.

因為我有同樣的傢俱，所以裝修也基本相同。

It's just a new space.

這只是一個新的空間。

It just made me feel more comfortable and made it feel moved in.

這讓我感覺更舒適，也讓我感覺搬進來了。

View.

查看。

We'll get there soon.

我們很快就會到達那裡。

Bed.

床

Covered that.

涵蓋了這一點。

Placky.

普拉基

You guys have met him before.

你們以前見過他

Same white chair.

同樣的白色椅子

Same glass desk.

同一張玻璃桌。

I think I will always use the glass desk because you don't lose any of the view.

我想我會一直使用玻璃辦公桌，因為你不會失去任何視野。

It just makes it feel like it's part of the windows.

這讓人感覺它是窗戶的一部分。

Makes you kind of feel like you're outside.

讓你有種置身戶外的感覺。

I really, really like the use of glass in my spaces and a lot of mirrors, too.

我非常非常喜歡在我的空間裡使用玻璃，還有很多鏡子。

But yeah, this is where I work on my consulting job when I'm working from home.

不過，這也是我在家工作時做諮詢工作的地方。

And then when I'm working on YouTube videos, usually I'm editing either in this chair or on the couch.

在製作 YouTube 視頻時，我通常是在這張椅子上或沙發上進行剪輯。

A lot of places to choose from.

有很多地方可供選擇。

Or downstairs because I have a living room now, which is crazy.

或者下樓，因為我現在有一個客廳，這太瘋狂了。

Even though this bedroom has a larger footprint, like it's a larger square footage than my previous apartment, it has less storage because my old apartment had, like, huge closets.

雖然這間臥室的佔地面積比我以前的公寓大，比如面積比我以前的公寓大，但儲物空間卻比我以前的公寓小，因為我以前的公寓有很大的壁櫥。

And my theory is that this apartment, this was a loft.

我的理論是，這間公寓，這是一個閣樓。

This wall was not here.

這堵牆不在這裡。

This was just probably a railing.

這可能只是一個欄杆。

And then it went down into my living room, which we just toured.

然後它就到了我的客廳，我們剛剛參觀過。

So there were no built-in closets, which is why we built these wardrobes.

所以沒有內置衣櫃，這也是我們建造這些衣櫃的原因。

We'll get to it soon.

我們馬上就去。

But this is all to say I had to be kind of creative with my storage.

但這只是為了說明，我必須在存儲方面發揮創意。

So I already have these bookcases in my previous apartment.

我之前的公寓裡已經有了這些書櫃。

Still have the same fancy tequila.

還是一樣的高級，上等龍舌蘭酒。

I will always have this.

我將永遠擁有它。

The craziest story, though, of this bedroom is this couch.

不過，這間臥室裡最瘋狂的故事莫過於這張沙發了。

So this couch did not fit up the spiral staircase when I moved in.

所以，我搬進來時，這個沙發並不適合放在旋轉樓梯上。

So the whole plan was to actually call the couch doctor, which is a thing in New York, where they come and literally cut couches and furniture in half.

所以我們的整個計劃就是找 "沙發醫生 "來幫忙。"沙發醫生 "是紐約的一種職業，他們會來把沙發和傢俱切成兩半。

In half!

一半

With a chop saw.

用切鋸

They bring them up the spiral staircase or up the narrow hallway, whatever it is, put it back together, and then reupholster it.

他們把它們搬上旋轉樓梯或狹窄的走廊，不管是什麼地方，把它們組裝起來，然後重新裝上裝飾。

And you really can't tell if they cut it in half.

而且你真的看不出來他們是否把它切成了兩半。

I thought we were going to have to do that.

我以為我們不得不這麼做。

Turns out, this is kind of a long story, but turns out there was a way for us to take it up this internal staircase that actually pops out onto my terrace.

結果，說來話長，原來有一個辦法可以讓我們把車開到這個內部樓梯上，而這個樓梯實際上就在我的露臺上。

And then I paid a guy 30 bucks to help me carry it up here and didn't have to cut it in half.

然後我花了 30 塊錢僱了一個人幫我把它搬到這裡，就不用把它切成兩半了。

Moving on from the couch, though, which, by the way, stoked to have a literal couch in my bedroom.

不過，順便說一下，在我的臥室裡有一個真正的沙發，真是令人興奮。

Never had that before.

以前從來沒有過。

We have these wardrobes.

我們有這些衣櫃。

My mom helped me.

我媽媽幫了我

Like I said, she came and visited while I was working a lot.

我說過，我工作的時候，她經常來看我。

Kind of put the whole room together.

整個房間就像一個整體。

Thanks, Mom.

謝謝你，媽媽。

But this is one of the wardrobes that I have.

但這就是我的衣櫃之一。

It just holds literally all my T-shirts.

它可以裝下我所有的 T 恤衫。

And obviously, there's still a lot of extra space, too.

顯然，還有很多額外的空間。

But there's a lot to donate here.

但這裡有很多東西需要捐贈。

Besides the point.

再說重點。

Some regalia up here on top.

上面有一些禮儀

I have my funky lamp.

我有一盞時髦的燈。

It's a funky lamp on.

這是一盞時髦的燈。

Okay.

好的

These boxes that show scenes of New York, which I really, really like.

這些展示紐約場景的盒子，我非常非常喜歡。

Actually, this is cool.

事實上，這很酷。

It's like Central Park, Billionaire's Row.

就像中央公園的億萬富翁街。

It's the ice rink that they have.

這是他們的溜冰場。

This is Bow Bridge.

這裡是弓橋。

Anyway, New York scene.

總之，紐約的場景。

It's kind of cool.

這很酷。

This one's cool, too.

這個也很酷。

This is the High Line.

這就是高線。

How sick is that?

這有多變態？

Moving on from that, built another wardrobe.

在此基礎上，又建了一個衣櫃。

This is for my...

這是為我的...

Damn.

該死

Looks like I have a lot of clothes.

看來我有很多衣服。

It's really not that much, I swear.

真的沒那麼多，我發誓。

Maybe it is.

也許是的。

I don't know.

我不知道。

I have my sweaters, my dresses.

我有我的毛衣和裙子。

These are things that I don't access quite as often as the one in here.

這些都是我不常接觸的東西，就像這裡的一樣。

Let's move into the bathroom.

我們去浴室吧

Fun fact.

有趣的事實

This is the first bathroom I have ever had to myself.

這是我第一次擁有自己的浴室。

I realized that recently.

我最近才意識到這一點。

I grew up.

我長大了

I shared one with my brother.

我和哥哥共用了一個。

And then in college, just always shared with my roommates.

大學時，我總是和室友一起分享。

And never had one to myself in my entire life.

在我的一生中，還從來沒有一個人獨享過。

And here we are.

我們到了。

My very first one.

我的第一個

I'm growing up, guys.

我長大了，夥計們。

Shower.

淋浴

My lovely products.

我可愛的產品

Here are some of them.

下面是其中的一些。

I obviously cleaned it up for this tour.

顯然，為了這次巡演，我把它清理得乾乾淨淨。

Normally there are some makeup items and other things on the sink.

水槽上通常會放一些化妝品和其他東西。

And then here, this is actually really cool.

然後在這裡，這其實真的很酷。

I have tons of vanity storage.

我有大量的梳妝檯儲物空間。

Like I said, had to be creative with storage because this bedroom doesn't have a ton of it.

就像我說的，因為臥室裡沒有太多的儲物空間，所以我必須在儲物方面發揮創意。

So this was actually originally a shoe rack that my mom once again helped me put up.

所以，這其實原本是一個鞋架，又是我媽媽幫我搭起來的。

And it's drooping a little bit.

而且還有點下垂。

I'll figure that out.

我會想辦法的。

But it holds, you know, a lot more stuff.

但它能容納更多的東西。