Hey, what's poppin' everybody?

嘿，大家在幹什麼？

What's going on everybody?

大家怎麼了？

It's me, Enrique Concor!

是我，恩裡克-康科爾

And it's me, Tyler!

是我 泰勒

Why did you take your time?

你為什麼要慢慢來？

I like to take my time, like I like to take, you know, like my coffee.

我喜歡慢慢來，就像我喜歡喝咖啡一樣。

Bro, I- This is so weird, you know, this dude finishes coffee in one sitting.

兄弟，我，這太奇怪了，你知道，這傢伙一次就把咖啡喝完了。

No, but because the point is, in that moment, you drink your coffee, not like you bring your coffee to White Tide, like you bring your coffee to your office, and the whole day you are with your cup of coffee.

不是，而是因為關鍵在於，在那一刻，你喝的是你的咖啡，而不是像你把咖啡帶到 "白潮"，像你把咖啡帶到你的辦公室，一整天你都和你的咖啡杯在一起。

No, this is bullshit.

不，這是胡扯。

But that's the thing, if you order like, you know, extra large, how are you gonna- how is it possible to- Why are you ordering extra large?

但問題是，如果你訂的是超大號 你怎麼可能訂超大號？

Because you want to, you know, like have more!

因為你想擁有更多！

No, if you want to drink coffee in this moment, go buy one coffee, like a medium that just you need, that's just what you need.

不，如果你此時此刻想喝咖啡，那就去買一杯咖啡，比如一杯中杯的，你需要的，那就是你需要的。

I feel like that's, you know, like, because as Taiwanese, you drink a lot of beverages, you know, like boba tea, green tea, those kind of- Yeah, it's part of the culture, because even in Taiwan, it's the first time that I saw you have one, like a pocket, or one, like small things you can bring your coffee inside.

我覺得那是，你知道的，就像，因為作為臺灣人，你會喝很多飲料，你知道的，像波霸茶、綠茶，那些-- 是的，那是文化的一部分，因為即使在臺灣，我也是第一次看到你有一個，就像一個口袋，或者一個，就像你可以把咖啡帶進去的小東西。

It's like you have one special thing that you put inside the coffee.

就像你在咖啡裡放了一樣特別的東西。

I don't know, how is the name?

我不知道，這個名字怎麼樣？

I don't know, it's not necessarily- I don't even know what's it called in Chinese.

我不知道，不一定--我甚至不知道中文叫什麼。

Okay, everybody, if you are Taiwanese, you can comment what is the name.

好了，各位，如果你們是臺灣人，可以評論一下這個名字叫什麼。

Yeah, what is it called?

是啊，叫什麼來著？

You know, Dai?

你知道嗎，小戴？

I don't know!

我不知道！

Ask us out that question.

問我們這個問題。

If you don't know, then rethink whether you're Taiwanese or not.

如果你不知道，那就反思一下自己是不是臺灣人。

Welcome, everybody, this is the episode number three, and this is...

歡迎大家收看第三集，這是...

Bro's Ball!

兄弟舞會

How are you doing?

你好嗎？

Good, good, good, but honestly, you know, like, it kind of...

很好，很好，很好，但老實說，你知道，這有點......

It's a very interesting thing that I feel like nowadays, when people ask you, how are you?

如今，當人們問你 "你好嗎 "時，我覺得這是一件非常有趣的事情。

What's up, bro?

怎麼了，兄弟？

How's it going?

進展如何？

They're not really looking for, like, a genuine answer.

他們並不是在尋找真正的答案。

You know, like, people are just like, ah, good, good, good.

你知道，人們就像這樣，啊，好，好，好。

It's more like a greeting.

這更像是一種問候。

Never you are going to tell, like, how real, how are you.

你永遠不會告訴別人，你有多真實，你怎麼樣。

Yeah, it's like, oh, I'm actually having a shitty day.

是啊，就像，哦，其實我今天過得很糟糕。

I've had better days, you know, something like that.

我有過更好的日子，你知道的，諸如此類。

It's like nobody...

就像沒有人...

People really...

人們真的...

But this is a problem of the society.

但這是社會的問題。

Yeah, it's not a problem of the communication, because the communication, the word is simple.

是的，這不是溝通的問題，因為溝通，這個詞很簡單。

The how are you?

你好嗎？

I'm good, I'm not good, I'm bad, I'm terrible.

我很好，我不好，我很壞，我很糟糕。

So I think we need to start one trending, you know, one trending.

是以，我認為我們需要啟動一個趨勢，你知道，一個趨勢。

So we need to change the real society in the real life.

是以，我們需要在現實生活中改變現實社會。

So if somebody asks you, how are you?

所以，如果有人問你，你好嗎？

You say, yeah, like a piece of shit.

你說，是啊，就像一坨屎。

Yeah, like a piece of shit.

是啊，就像一坨屎。

Yeah.

是啊

Today, my wife is cheating with his boss.

今天，我的妻子和他的老闆偷情了。

No, it's like a piece of shit.

不，它就像一坨屎。

Wait, what?

等等，什麼？

Your wife is cheating with...

您的妻子與...

OK, so here's a...

好吧，這裡有...

It's a true story.

這是一個真實的故事。

I remember there was a professor and he looked at me and he was like, how are you doing?

我記得當時有一位教授，他看著我說："你好嗎？

And I said, oh, yeah, great.

我說，哦，太好了。

You know, kind of like the facade, like the mask, you know, like you have to put on when you, you know, like face people.

你知道，就像你面對別人時必須戴上的面具。

And he looked at me again and he said, nah, how are you truly doing?

他又看了看我，說："不，你真的好嗎？

Oh, yo, that hit different.

哦，不一樣了。

That hit different.

這個打擊與眾不同。

And I kind of just...

我只是...

You started to cry like a little girl.

你開始像個小女孩一樣哭泣。

But I was I was really, you know, not in not in the best shape of my life at that point.

但我當時真的，你知道的，並不在最佳狀態。

So I kind of I didn't cry, but I kind of had a mental meltdown in front of my professor.

所以我沒哭，但在教授面前精神崩潰了。

And he was like, it's all right, bro.

他說，沒事的，兄弟。

It's all right.

沒事的

That's when I realized that, oh, this is really different when people ask you how you're doing as greeting versus when they really ask you with when they genuinely want to know how you're actually doing.

這時候我才意識到，哦，當別人問你問候你做得怎麼樣時，和當他們真正想知道你做得怎麼樣時，這真的是不一樣的。

So how are you actually doing?

你的實際表現如何？

I'm drunk.

我喝醉了

That's the thing that no wonder you're wearing, you know, sunglasses.

難怪你會戴墨鏡。

We're indoor, man.

我們在室內

No, it's my it's my outfit, bro.

不，這是我的衣服，兄弟。

Oh, OK.

哦，好的

Sunglasses is not because I'm drunk.

戴墨鏡不是因為我喝醉了。

It's your fashion statement?

這是你的時尚宣言？

Exactly.

沒錯。

How much did you have?

你有多少錢？

Drunk?

喝醉了？

Yeah.

是啊

I'm not really, really drunk.

我不是真的真的喝醉了。

I am.

我就是

It's because I'm older.

因為我年紀大了。

So yesterday I was wrong.

所以昨天我錯了。

Bro, you're 25.

兄弟，你才25歲

You're saying you're older.

你說你年紀大了。

People are going to get offended.

人們會被冒犯的。

That's offensive.

這是冒犯。

I'm 25.

我 25 歲。

I'm getting older.

我年紀大了。

But bro, my meaning is I'm off practice.

但兄弟，我的意思是我不練了。

Oh, yeah.

哦，是的

Oh, you're off practice?

哦，你不練習了？

Yeah.

是啊

I'm off training.

我去訓練了

Like, yeah, I'm I'm off.

好吧，我走了。

I'm older.

我年紀大了。

You're off season.

你現在是淡季。

Yeah.

是啊

Off season.

淡季

Yeah.

是啊

Yeah.

是啊

So I was really happy.

所以我真的很開心。

And that's why I called you like a 1am.

這就是我凌晨一點打電話給你的原因。

Oh, yeah.

哦，是的

You are like you went like drunk calling because I know your ex, but you're like, yo, papi, how's it going?

你就像你去像喝醉了打電話，因為我知道你的前夫，但你想，喲，PAPI，怎麼樣了？

And I was like, yo, dude, what the fuck is 1am?

我就想，老兄，凌晨一點是什麼鬼天氣？

But yeah, what's up?

是啊，怎麼了？

And you're like, you know what?

你會想，你知道嗎？

I'm like, I have this big vision, this dream.

我想，我有一個遠大的理想和夢想。

We're going to we're going to we're going to get there, bro.

我們會的 我們會的 我們會成功的 兄弟

You're kind of like this.

你有點像這樣。

You're like, yeah, I was like, this dude is either high as fuck or drunk as fuck.

你會想，是啊，我當時就想，這傢伙不是嗑藥嗑嗨了，就是喝得爛醉如泥。

Welcome back to the stories.

歡迎回到故事中來。

How was your first time you'd be drunk?

第一次喝醉是什麼感覺？

When I get drunk, I get extremely polite.

當我喝醉的時候，我會變得非常有禮貌。

Polite.

有禮貌。

Yeah.

是啊

Polite.

有禮貌。

That was like the very first time and the last time I got drunk.

那是我第一次喝醉，也是最後一次喝醉。

Yeah.

是啊

Because I also threw up.

因為我也吐了。

Yeah.

是啊

But not on myself.

但不是我自己。

Like in the toilet.

比如在廁所裡。

But you don't have you don't have a control with that.

但你無法控制它。

You just say, yeah, yeah, yeah.

你就說，是啊，是啊，是啊。

But you know, like I threw up at that bar and I was, you know, like people were like, oh, it's OK, we're going to clean it up.

但你知道，就像我在酒吧吐了，大家都說沒關係，我們會清理乾淨的。

It's a no more reason to worry.

沒有理由再擔心了。

And I was like, you know, like the famous, the golden Taiwanese, right?

我當時想，你知道的，就像著名的金牌臺灣人，對嗎？

I was like, sorry, sorry.

我當時就想，對不起，對不起。

Yeah, I'm very sorry.

是的，我很抱歉。

I'm very sorry.

非常抱歉

Sorry, sorry.

對不起，對不起。

I'll come back tomorrow to clean it up.

我明天再來清理。

Sorry, sorry.

對不起，對不起。

I'm going to clean it up tomorrow.

我明天去清理一下。

I'm very sorry.

非常抱歉

Sorry, sorry.

對不起，對不起。

Bro, I have a one friend more polite than you.

兄弟，我有一個朋友比你更有禮貌。

Oh, really?

哦，真的嗎？

He throw up in my bedroom.

他吐在我的臥室裡

We make a one party.

我們是一個整體。

Yeah.

是啊

He throw up in my bedroom.

他吐在我的臥室裡

He closed the door of the bedroom.

他關上了臥室的門。

He closed the door of the bedroom.

他關上了臥室的門。

And we was like, bro, are you OK?

我們問，兄弟，你還好嗎？

Are you OK?

你還好嗎？

Because he closed the door and I said, I'm OK, I'm OK.

因為他關上了門，我說，我沒事，我沒事。

And we just listen.

我們只是傾聽。

I'm OK.

我沒事

We waited like for 40 minutes, one hour.

我們大概等了 40 分鐘或一個小時。

We're waiting.

我們在等待

He opened the door and the bathroom was fucking cleaning.

他打開門，浴室裡正在打掃衛生。

Whoa.

哇哦

What happened?

怎麼了？

He clean after.

之後他就乾淨了。

He clean the bathroom.

他打掃了浴室。

OK, that's the guy I want to drink with.

好吧，這才是我想和他喝酒的人。

But I think here's the thing.

但我認為問題就在這裡。

You know, like feeling a bit tipsy is like, oh, I'm getting there and feeling completely wasted is that it's another thing.

你知道，微醺的感覺就像 "哦，我快到了"，而完全醉倒的感覺則是另一回事。

So you personally prefer when you drink.

所以，你個人更喜歡什麼時候喝酒。

You would just go like, let me just get drunk.

你就會說，讓我喝個爛醉吧。

Oh, you prefer to get to the point.

哦，你更喜歡開門見山。

I a little bit tipsy.

我有點醉了

But you feel like all of your sensory are heightened.

但你感覺自己的所有感官都被強化了。

But that's all.

但僅此而已。

I'm going with that way, bro.

我也這麼想，兄弟。

I'm going to go away.

我要走了

I'm going away.

我要走了

I'm going to if I start with this and then the process I can be done.

我打算如果我從這個開始，然後這個過程我就可以完成了。

Yeah, I'm going with that way.

是啊，我也這麼想。

The life is only one, bro.

生命只有一次，兄弟。

Life is only one.

生命只有一次。

And of course, I don't know.

當然，我也不知道。

Like the Taiwanese people, the Taiwanese people love to sit down and drink.

和臺灣人一樣，臺灣人也喜歡坐下來喝酒。

But a Peruvian guy loves to stand up and dancing.

但祕魯人喜歡站起來跳舞。

So it's like you're doing exercise.

這就像你在做運動一樣。

Yes, yes, yes.

是的，是的，是的。

So it's a little more difficult to get drunk.

是以，要想喝醉就有點困難了。

Right, right, right.

對對對

So did you cheat in a gear when you was drunk?

那麼，你是否在醉酒後出過軌？

What do you mean?

什麼意思？

You I don't know.

我不認識你

You you was you was wrong.

你錯了

And you cheated in one gear.

你在一個齒輪上作弊了。

No, but I witnessed the whole thing happening.

沒有，但我目睹了整個過程。

And right in front of me, I'm like first roll.

就在我面前，我就像第一卷。

Yeah, I was the audience.

是的，我是觀眾。

He had a girlfriend.

他有一個女朋友。

And then we were like a bunch of friends.

然後，我們就像一群朋友。

Right.

對

And the people are getting drunk.

人們喝得酩酊大醉。

That was the only time that I got drunk.

那是我唯一一次喝醉。

And I was also like, so like, I was like doing this.

我當時也想，就這樣做吧。

I was like, yeah.

我當時想，是啊。

You look like a fucking psycho, bro.

你看起來就像個神經病，兄弟。

Yeah.

是啊

And one of my friend, like it's a she.

我的一個朋友，好像是她。

And then, you know, she got so wasted.

然後，你知道，她喝得爛醉。

And she was like, I'm Snow White.

她說，我是白雪公主。

I'm Snow White.

我是白雪公主

You want to be my dwarf or something like that?

你想做我的侏儒嗎？

And I'm like, what the fuck?

我就想，搞什麼鬼？

And then he just looked at you and say, do you have a big equipment?

然後他看著你說，你有大設備嗎？

I'm like, what?

我想，什麼？

Like she would literally ask everyone is like, do you have a big equipment?

她會問每個人，你有大設備嗎？

Because I'm Snow White.

因為我是白雪公主

And I really need you to, you know, use your pipe to fix me.

我真的需要你，你知道，用你的菸斗來修理我。

And so I think I was like, what?

我當時就想，怎麼了？

And look, mind you, when she is when she's, you know, like clear, when she is herself, she never talks like that.

聽著，你要知道，當她是她自己的時候，她從來不會那樣說話。

She found them.

她找到了

I don't know.

我不知道。

Like I've never really seen that.

就像我從未見過那樣。

So you know, you know, when you was drunk and you was.

所以，你知道，你知道， 當你喝醉了，你是，

I was really drunk.

我真的喝醉了。

Oh, you want to do when a girl or you was like, you know, I was just like extremely polite.

哦，你想做的時候，一個女孩或你很喜歡，你知道，我只是喜歡非常有禮貌。

I was just like, no, boys, boys, excuse me, excuse me.

我當時就想，不，孩子們，孩子們，對不起，對不起。

That's like kind of who I am.

我就是這樣的人。

I tend to be more crazy than when I was drunk.

我往往比喝醉時更瘋狂。

I saw a really like a beautiful, like a good girl in the disco.

我在迪斯科舞廳看到了一個非常漂亮的好女孩。

And a good girl.

還是個好女孩

Define good girl.

好女孩的定義

You mean like big boobs?

你是說大胸嗎？

It was when you were single, right?

那是你單身的時候，對嗎？

Yeah.

是啊

When I was single, when I was single, of course, I'm a fucking monster.

當我單身的時候，當我單身的時候，我當然是個該死的怪物。

But yeah, no judgment, no judgment.

但是，是的，不評判，不評判。

Yeah.

是啊

Don't judge me, please.

請不要評判我。

When you are single, you have the all, you have the all authority to do whatever you want with your life.

當你單身時，你就擁有了一切，擁有了在生活中為所欲為的一切權力。

You're a freelancer.

你是自由職業者

But when you are married or you are going to get married, you have a one relationship.

但是，當你們結婚或即將結婚時，你們就有了一種關係。

You have to be committed.

你必須堅定不移。

Respect the relationship.

尊重關係。

This is the most important part.

這是最重要的部分。

Respect your relationship.

尊重你們的關係。

Yes.

是的。

But we return with a part.

但我們還是帶著一部分回來了。

So I was in the disco.

於是我就去了迪斯科舞廳。

Yeah.

是啊