That's comforting In a hundred years you'll both be dead and it won't matter No, come on you're supposed to say but of course he misses you the only reason he's partying is to cover up his pain Oh, no, I don't think that's true at all Ridiculous why am I upset just because he's off having a good time well Perhaps you're obsessively picturing him engaged in drunken coitus with another woman Is that it did I get it, right That's great you can stop trying to make me feel better now Actually, I can't before Leonard left.

一百年後你們都會死掉，那也無所謂了 不，拜託，你應該說 他當然會想你 他狂歡的唯一原因是為了掩飾他的痛苦 哦，不，我不認為那是真的我不認為那是真的 真荒唐 我為什麼要難過 就因為他去找樂子了 好吧 也許你在痴迷地想象 他和另一個女人醉酒交媾的樣子 是這樣嗎 我懂了 是嗎 太好了 你現在可以不用再安慰我了

He made me promise that I'd take care of you He did yes, oh That's really sweet.

他讓我保證會照顧好你，他做到了，哦，你真好。

Plus if I do a good job, he said he'd bring me back a sailor's cap Now I miss him even more Well, if it's any consolation, I'm sure Leonard's tormented every moment.

另外，如果我幹得好，他說會給我帶一頂水手帽 現在我更想他了 如果這能讓你感到安慰的話，我相信倫納德每時每刻都在煎熬

He's away from your warm embrace and cherry lips Thanks, oh seriously Here is a hot beverage to comfort you it's in a to-go cup make of that what you will Come on it's still early.

他離開了你溫暖的懷抱和櫻桃般的嘴脣 謝謝，哦，說真的，這是給你安慰的熱飲，裝在外帶的杯子裡，你想怎麼喝就怎麼喝吧，現在還早。

Let's do something.

讓我們做點什麼吧。

Well, I have been toying around with an idea for 4d chess All right in 4d Let's talk about our lives tell me something about you, I don't know I Own nine pairs of pants Okay, that's a good start but I was thinking maybe something a little more personal I see I own nine pairs of underpants I Go first, but I don't want to know how many underpants you own Although based on the floor of your bedroom, I'd say it's a thousand Okay, look here's something people do not know about me When I first moved out to LA I did a topless scene in a low-budget horror movie about a killer gorilla After I did it, I felt so ashamed.

好吧，我一直在想一個關於4D象棋的點子 好吧，在4D裡，讓我們談談我們的生活 告訴我一些關於你的事，我不知道 我有9條褲子 好吧，這是個好的開始 但我在想，也許是更私人一點的 我看到我有9條內褲但我不想知道你有多少條內褲 雖然從你臥室的地板來看，我覺得有上千條 好吧，聽著，這是我不為人知的一面 當我剛搬到洛杉磯的時候 我在一部低成本的恐怖片裡拍了個裸上身的鏡頭 講的是一個殺人猩猩的故事 拍完之後，我覺得很羞愧

Thankfully that thing never came out I've seen that Serial apist Howard found it online the day we met Literally the moment you walked out the door But I see the type of personal revelations you're going for Okay, here's one I thought I'd take to the grave A While back YouTube changed its user interface from a star based rating system to a thumbs-up rating system.

幸好那東西沒問世 我看過那個《連環殺手》 霍華德在網上找到了它 我們見面的那天 你走出門的那一刻就看到了 但我知道你要的是哪種個人啟示了 好吧，這是我想帶進墳墓的一個問題 不久前，YouTube 將其用戶界面從基於星級的評分系統改為豎起大拇指的評分系統。

I Tell people I'm okay with it But I'm really not That's your big revelation, yes, I feel 10 pounds lighter Okay, you know what I give up I'm going to bed Here's something else you don't know about me you just hurt my feelings What did I do?

我告訴別人我很好，但我真的不好 這就是你的重大啟示，是的，我感覺輕了 10 磅 好吧，你知道嗎，我放棄了，我要去睡覺了 還有一些你不知道的事 你剛剛傷害了我的感情 我做了什麼？

I opened up and shared something deeply upsetting to me and you treated it as if it were nothing.

我敞開心扉，分享了一些令我深感不安的事情，而你卻視若無睹。

I Didn't think it was a big deal it is to me.

我不認為這是件大事，但對我來說就是。

That's the point Sheldon you are right.

這就是問題所在，謝爾頓，你說得對。

I'm really sorry.

我真的很抱歉。

I should have known better Your apology is accepted Thank you How about a hug?

我早該知道的 你的道歉我接受了 謝謝 擁抱一下如何？

How about a hearty handshake?

來一次熱烈的握手如何？

Now I know how you felt getting mauled by that sex crazed gorilla

現在我知道你被那隻性慾瘋狂的大猩猩毆打的感受了