Coming!

來了

No cats!

沒有貓

Aww.

啊

What is she doing here?

她在這裡做什麼？

I called her.

我給她打了電話

Your mother thinks you might be losing your mind over me.

你媽媽認為你可能會為我失去理智。

As a neurobiologist, I was curious.

作為一名神經生物學家，我很好奇。

Well, rest assured, I am in full possession of my faculties.

好吧，請放心，我的能力完全正常。

24 cats!

24 只貓

Oh, God bless you, dear.

上帝保佑你，親愛的

Sheldon, sit down. Let's talk.

謝爾頓 坐下Let's talk.

Alright, but you're not fooling me.

好吧，但你騙不了我。

Whenever you say we have to talk, it means you want me to listen.

每當你說我們得談談，那就意味著你想讓我聽。

Then stop talking!

那就別說了！

Yes, ma'am.

是的，夫人。

Now, the reason I called Amy over was to find out what type of person she is.

現在，我之所以叫艾米過來，是想知道她是什麼樣的人。

And after chatting a bit, I have to say that while she is a perfectly unique young woman, you two are definitely not suited for each other.

聊了一會兒之後，我不得不說，雖然她是個非常獨特的年輕女人，但你們倆絕對不合適。

That's a peculiar conclusion.

這是一個奇特的結論。

By any standard, Amy is more similar to me than anyone I've ever met.

無論從哪個標準來看，艾米都比我見過的任何人都更像我。

Oh, I'm sorry, Shelly. I can't see it.

哦，對不起，謝利。我看不見

Well, whether you see it or not is irrelevant.

好吧，你看到與否並不重要。

I can't see subatomic particles, but nevertheless, they're there.

我看不到亞原子粒子，但它們確實存在。

Excellent point.

說得好

A physics point.

一個物理問題。

Touché.

感動。

Well, putting aside the pig Latin, it's a good thing that you two decided to end the relationship so I didn't have to end it for you.

好吧，拋開豬的拉丁語不談，你們倆決定結束這段關係是件好事，這樣我就不用替你們結束這段關係了。

Amy, after consideration, I believe we may have acted rashly.

艾米，經過考慮，我認為我們的行動可能有些草率。

I propose we resume our relationship and attempt to resolve our differences.

我建議我們恢復關係，嘗試解決分歧。

I'll agree to that, only if you'll stipulate that 80% of our difficulties were caused by you.

我同意你的說法，但前提是你得保證我們的困難有 80% 都是你造成的。

I'll go as high as 40.

我最多給到 40。

65.

65.

Done.

完成。

You understand that moving forward, we deal with the fact that my mother does not approve of you?

你明白我們要面對我母親不同意你的事實嗎？

I do.

我是這麼想的。

I find being cast in the role of bad girl oddly titillating.

我覺得扮演壞女孩的角色很奇怪，很刺激。

Would you like to see my cats?

你想看看我的貓嗎？

I would.

我會的。

I love cats. They're the epitome of indifference.

我喜歡貓。它們是冷漠的縮影。

Oh, then you may find Zazzle's a little cloying.

哦，那您可能會覺得 Zazzle 的產品有點膩。

I saw what you did there.

我看到你做了什麼。

Amy thinks he's such a smarty-pants.

艾米覺得他是個自作聰明的人。

He's no different from any man.

他和其他人沒什麼不同。

You tell him not to do something, that's all they want to do.

你讓他不要做什麼，他們就想做什麼。

If I hadn't told my brother Stumpy not to clear out the wood chipper by hand, we'd still be calling him Edward.

如果不是我告訴我弟弟斯坦菲不要用手清理碎木機，我們現在還會叫他愛德華。

Now, don't you move.

別動

Now, don't you move. I'll bring over all the food.

你別動我會把食物都拿過來

No, no, no. I can do it.

不，不，不我能做到

Well, isn't that sweet?

這不是很好嗎？