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Crowbar Jones!

烏鴉嘴瓊斯

Who's the bear that won't let you drown?

誰是那隻不讓你淹死的熊？

Crowbar Jones!

烏鴉嘴瓊斯

Ghost problem?

幽靈問題？

How about no problem?

沒問題如何？

There's Crowbar Jones!

那是克羅巴-瓊斯

Welcome to jail, Dr. Destructo.

歡迎來到監獄，毀滅博士

Hope you brought a book, because you're gonna be here for a hundred years.

希望你帶了一本書，因為你要在這裡待上一百年。

Dr. Destructo will see you again very soon.

毀滅博士很快就會再見到你。

Great work.

幹得好

Ah, thank you, Captain.

啊，謝謝你，船長。

If you keep this up, you will put everyone out of a job.

如果你再這樣下去，你會讓所有人都失業的。

I may be a rookie cop, but I am hungry for justice.

我可能是個菜鳥警察，但我渴望正義。

A couple of the guys are going to Ice Cream Bar.

幾個人要去冰激凌吧。

What does rookie say?

菜鳥怎麼說？

I wish I could go, but I got three things waiting for me back home.

我也想去，但家裡有三件事等著我。

My supermodel girlfriend, a delicious dinner, and my sweet guitar.

我的超模女友、美味的晚餐，還有我的甜蜜吉他。

Sweetie, I'm home.

親愛的，我回來了

No girlfriend?

沒有女朋友？

No dinner?

不吃飯？

My tunes!

我的曲調

What?

什麼？

No!

不

Huh?

啊？

A left sock?

左襪子？

Dr. Destructo told your girlfriend to leave, ate your dinner, and hates your guitar.

毀滅博士讓你的女朋友離開，吃了你的晚餐，還討厭你的吉他。

Sorry, not sorry.

對不起，不是對不起。

No!

不

I've never been so upset in my entire life.

我這輩子都沒這麼難過過。

I've lost everything.

我失去了一切。

Ice Waiter thinks you've had enough apple juice.

冰侍者認為你已經喝了足夠多的蘋果汁。

I'll tell you when I've had enough apple juice!

等我喝夠了蘋果汁再告訴你！

But then something changed my life.

但後來有件事改變了我的生活。

Joining the Super Spy Program.

加入超級間諜計劃

Requirements?

要求？

Having lost everything.

失去了一切

Captain?

隊長？

I want to join the Super Spy Program.

我想加入超級間諜計劃。

Okay, why not?

好吧，為什麼不呢？

Huh?

啊？

What is this?

這是什麼？

The process begins.

流程開始。

Combining new DNA.

結合新的 DNA。

Strength of tiger.

老虎的力量。

Eyes of eagle.

鷹的眼睛

Brain of frog.

青蛙的大腦

Congratulations.

祝賀你

I won't rest until the city is safe again from the clutches of Dr. Destructo.

除非這座城市再次擺脫毀滅博士的魔掌，否則我決不罷休。

Hooray.

萬歲

Crowbar Jones and partner will do great out there.

烏鴉嘴瓊斯和他的搭檔將在那裡大顯身手。

Wait, partner?

等等，搭檔？

Huh?

啊？

Sorry I'm late, Captain.

對不起，我來晚了，上尉

I got locked inside the bathroom again.

我又被鎖在浴室裡了。

No way.

不可能

I work alone!

我一個人工作！

I don't need Rando over here slowing me down!

我不需要蘭多在這裡拖我的後腿

First of all, my name is Pando, and I also work alone.

首先，我叫潘多，也是一個人工作。

Ice Cop likes Pando.

冰警喜歡潘多。

Ice Cop likes Jones.

冰警喜歡瓊斯

Ice Cop loves togetherness.

冰警喜歡團結。

Remember, with great power comes great car.

請記住，有了強大的動力，才會有出色的汽車。

I'll drive!

我來開車

What?

什麼？

No!

不

I'm the cool one!

我是最酷的那個

Oh boy, I can't wait to drive at a safe speed in this baby.

天哪，我迫不及待地想開著這輛寶貝以安全的速度行駛。

But first...

但首先...

Want some water?

要喝水嗎？

I always try to stay hydrated before every mission.

每次執行任務前，我都會盡量補充水分。

There's only one thing that can quench my thirst right now.

現在只有一樣東西能解我的渴。

Revenge.

復仇

Aha!

啊哈

Dr. Destructo's secret lair.

毀滅博士的祕密巢穴

Great.

好極了

How are we going to get to the elevator without being detected by Destructo's army?

我們怎麼才能在不被毀滅者軍隊發現的情況下到達電梯呢？

Who said anything about elevators, champ?

誰說要坐電梯了，冠軍？

Hurry up, Pando!

快點，潘多！

I'm coming!

我來了

I'm coming!

我來了

Good thing I brought my grappling hook.

還好我帶了抓鉤。

Made it.

成功了

Can I get a hand?

能幫我一把嗎？

Fine, I guess.

好吧，我想也是。

Thanks.

謝謝。

So I was thinking, now we can find where he keeps his supercomputer and then download the computer virus.

所以我在想，現在我們可以找到他存放超級計算機的地方，然後下載電腦病毒。

Cool, right?

很酷吧？

Not as cool as my fists!

不如我的拳頭酷！

That's a horrible idea.

這是一個可怕的想法。

Mine is the better way.

我的方法更好。

Nothing is better than my fists!

沒有什麼比我的拳頭更好了！

So you have arrived.

你們來了

Dr. Destructo welcomes you both to your doom.

毀滅博士歡迎你們倆的末日來臨。

Pando!

潘多

No!

不

Stop!

停下！

Let go of me, you tin can!

放開我，你這個鐵罐子

Oh no!

哦，不

What do I do?

我該怎麼辦？

You okay, Pando?

你沒事吧，潘多？

Wow!

哇

That was amazing!

太神奇了

Thank you for saving me!

謝謝你救了我！

All in a day's work.

一日之計在於晨。

Behind you!

在你身後

My system is now functioning without global malfunction.

現在，我的系統運行正常，沒有出現全局性故障。

Dr. Destructo was a robot?

毀滅博士是個機器人？

That'll teach him to mess with me and my trusty partner.

這樣他就不敢再惹我和我的搭檔了。

Partner?

合作伙伴？

I like the sound of that, Officer Jones.

我喜歡這聲音 瓊斯警官

From now on, Pando, you can call me Robot Jones!

從現在起，潘多，你可以叫我機器人瓊斯！

Crowbar Jones!

烏鴉嘴瓊斯

He's the master of every martial art known to man.

他精通人類已知的所有國術。

He is skilled in the art of stealth.

他精通隱身術。

He punched a guy so hard once he sent him to space.

有一次，他狠狠地揍了一個人，把他打到了太空。

He is Crowbar Jones!

他就是克羅巴-瓊斯

Robot snakes!

機器蛇

They're everywhere.

它們無處不在。

I'm gonna need you to break the metal door, Pando.

潘多，我需要你把鐵門砸開。

Don't worry.

別擔心

I'll open the metal door with my laser app.

我會用我的脈衝光應用程序打開金屬門。

Oh no!

哦，不

What's wrong, Pando?

怎麼了，潘多？

Is the laser not working?

激光器失靈了嗎？

Worse.

更糟的是

My internet girlfriend just broke up with me.

我的網絡女友剛和我分手。

Life is meaningless.

生命毫無意義。

Don't worry.

別擔心

I'll break the door.

我要把門撞開

Pow.

Pow.

Come on, Pando.

來吧，潘多。

We gotta save the world before it blows up.

我們得在世界爆炸之前拯救它。

This hurts a lot, but not as much as a broken heart.

這傷害很大，但沒有心碎的傷害大。

We gotta stop them before they blow up the world.

我們必須在他們炸燬世界之前阻止他們。

We will stop them, but I gotta go to the bathroom.

我們會阻止他們的，但我得去趟洗手間。

Don't worry.

別擔心

It won't take too long.

不會花太長時間。

Ah, much better.

啊，好多了。

Now let's get those evildoers.

現在，讓我們抓住那些惡棍。

Crowbar Jones?

烏鴉嘴瓊斯？

Oh, Pando.

哦，潘多。

It's been 40 years since I last saw you.

我已經有 40 年沒見過你了。

In a city consumed by crime...

在這個充滿犯罪的城市裡...

Ah, help!

啊，救命

Only one bear has the power to bring order to chaos.

只有一隻熊有能力讓混亂變得有序。

Ah-yah!

啊呀

Crowbar Jones!

烏鴉嘴瓊斯

Bear-tropolis.

熊都城

The year's 2034.

現在是 2034 年。

Crime is running rampant through the streets.

街頭犯罪猖獗。

But what crime wasn't expecting was...

但令犯罪分子意想不到的是......

Crowbar Jones!

烏鴉嘴瓊斯

Ah-yah!

啊呀

Congratulations, Crowbar Jones!

恭喜你，克羅巴-瓊斯

You've done it again!

你又成功了

Now the world is a safer place because of you, Chip-Chip Cheerio.

現在，因為有了你，世界變得更安全了，Chip-Chip Cheerio。

I'm just doing my job, sir.

我只是在做我的工作，長官。

Well, a job well done deserves recognition and a Medal of Awesomeness.

那麼，出色的工作理應得到認可和 "傑出獎章"。

Also, your album went platinum while you were saving the world.

另外，在你拯救世界的同時，你的專輯也獲得了白金銷量。

Ah, stop it.

啊，別說了。

This is too much.

這太過分了。

I couldn't have done it without my trusty sidekick, Pando.

沒有我值得信賴的小夥伴潘多，我是做不到的。

Oh, thank you, Mr. Crowbar.

哦，謝謝你，克勞巴爾先生

Would either of you like a pickle?

你們想吃泡菜嗎？

Classic Pando.

經典潘多。

Ah, you guys are the best.

啊，你們是最棒的。

It also makes me want to give you the keys to my Ferrari Turbo.

這也讓我想把我的法拉利 Turbo 的鑰匙給你。

Ah, Mr. President, we just couldn't.

啊，總統先生，我們做不到。

Wait a second.

等一下

President would never give out his Ferrari Turbo to anyone.

總統絕不會把他的法拉利 Turbo 送給任何人。

Who are you?

你是誰？

Where's the real president?

真正的總統在哪裡？

I knew it.

我就知道

A danger bot.

危險機器人

What does this mean, Mr. Crowbar?

這是什麼意思，克羅巴先生？

It means that the president has been kidnapped.

這意味著總統被綁架了。

Meanwhile, back at the base.

與此同時，回到基地

Who kidnapped the president?

誰綁架了總統？

Could it have been Agent Cobra?

會不會是眼鏡蛇特工？

Maybe it was my old nemesis, Nefario Dawson.

也許是我的老克星，尼法里奧-道森。

Ah, it just doesn't make sense.

啊，這根本說不通。

Have you found anything, Pando?

潘多，有什麼發現嗎？

Not really.

其實不然。

The security camera didn't pick up anything unusual.

監控攝像頭沒有發現任何異常。

Wait a second.

等一下

Let me see the computer.

讓我看看電腦

There.

在那兒

Enhance.

加強。

Evil Robot Headquarters?

邪惡機器人總部？

This goes deeper than I thought.

這比我想象的還要深。

Come on, Pando.

來吧，潘多。

Let's head to the lab.

我們去實驗室吧

Right behind you, Mr. Jones!

就在你後面 瓊斯先生

Ah!

啊！

Hello, Agent W.

你好，W探員

I'm stuck, Crowbar!

我被困住了，烏鴉嘴

Ah, Mr. Jones.

啊，瓊斯先生

Late as usual.

照常遲到。

Fashionably late, you mean?

你是說遲到得很時髦？

No, not really.

不，不是真的。

All right, here you go.

好了，給你。

No!

不

Ended up doing some modifications to the jetpack.

最後對噴氣揹包進行了一些改裝。

What's this weight for?

這個重量有什麼用？

That's to maintain your totally sweet-ripped bod, my good man.

那是為了保持你甜美的身材，我的好兄弟。

Good thinking, W.

想得好，W。

I'll do a few thousand reps on my way there.

我會在路上做幾千個動作。

Better come back in one piece, you hear?

最好完好無損地回來，聽到了嗎？

Of course.

當然。

I promised my girlfriend an ice cream date.

我答應我女朋友去吃冰淇淋

You're not coming back.

你不會再回來了

I just know it.

我就是知道。

I hate you.

我恨你

I love you.

我愛你

I hate you.

我恨你

I love you.

我愛你

I hate you.

我恨你

I love you.

我愛你

I hate you.

我恨你

I love you.

我愛你

No!

不

Crowbar, help me!

烏鴉嘴，幫幫我

I think something's wrong with my jetpack!

我想我的噴氣揹包出問題了！

Get it together, Pando.

振作起來，潘多。

Now let's dive!

現在，讓我們潛入水中！

Seems like you made a new friend, Pando.

看來你交了個新朋友，潘多。啊！

If only I knew how to swim!

要是我會游泳就好了！

We're here.

我們在這裡

Okay, Pando, I gotta find some place to freshen up.

好了，潘多，我得找地方梳洗一下。

Oh, my phone got wet!

哦，我的手機溼了！

Evil robot spa.

邪惡機器人水療中心

Don't mind if I do.

別介意。

Aw, yeah.

是啊

Check out those biceps.

看看這肱二頭肌

Yeah, you know.

是啊，你知道的

Crowbar Jones.

烏鴉嘴瓊斯

Now do me a little tiny favor and break it down.

現在幫我一個小忙，把它分解一下。咦？

So many choices.

選擇太多了。

Huh?

啊？

Hello?

喂？

Anyone there?

有人在嗎？哈哈！

Hello, my friend.

你好，我的朋友

I've been sent here to destroy you.

我是被派來摧毀你的

Oh, then allow me to introduce myself.

請允許我自我介紹一下。

It can't be.

不可能

My name is Crowbar Jones.

我叫克羅巴-瓊斯

And I'm the bear that's gonna bring you down.

而我就是那頭要把你打倒的熊。

Who sent you?

誰派你來的？

I won't ask you again, bro.

我不會再問你了，兄弟。

Um, I mean, ninja.

我是說忍者你好

No, it can't be.

不，不可能。

They're mixing ninja DNA with robot DNA.

他們把忍者的 DNA 和機器人的 DNA 混在一起了。

That's just evil!

這太邪惡了！

Not so fast!

別急！

You are in a world of trouble, buddy.

你麻煩大了，夥計。

Pando!

潘多

That's right! Get ready to feel the true power of the Pando!

這就對了！準備好感受潘多的真正力量吧！ 呃...

Whoa, Pando's infamous fireball kick.

哇，潘多臭名昭著的火球踢。

Awesome move, Pando.

幹得漂亮，潘多。

Yeah, totally meant to do that, so...

是啊，我就是想這麼做，所以...

Let's take this ninja to Justicetown.

讓我們把這個忍者帶到正義鎮去。

Zap, zap, short circuit.

啪，啪，短路。

Yeah!

是啊好吧，不，不，不，就這樣，不。

Finally, the world is once again a safer place.

終於，世界再次變得更加安全。

Thanks to you, Crowbar Jones.

多虧了你，烏鴉嘴瓊斯

Well, it's like I always say.

就像我常說的那樣

Saving the world is not a one-bear job.

拯救世界不是一個人的工作。

Pando here is as big a hero as any one of us.

潘多和我們一樣都是大英雄。

I owe you my life.

我欠你一條命

Oh, thank you, Grizz.

哦，謝謝你，格里茲。

Oh, I mean Crowbar Jones.

哦，我是說克羅巴-瓊斯哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈！

No!

不

Pando, speak to me, buddy.

潘多，跟我說話，夥計。

I feel so cold.

我覺得好冷

Don't go into the light, buddy.

別走到光裡去 夥計

You've got your whole life ahead of you.