So how dark do you want to be? We have one, two, or three?

那麼，你想要多黑？第一級、第二級或是第三？

Well, I like how you look. What are you?

我喜歡你的黑。你是哪一級？

Puerto Rican. - Two. I think a two.

波多黎各人。- 我要第二級。

You're gonna face the red light.

你會面對紅燈。

When the red light goes on, the spraying's about to start, so close your eyes.

紅燈亮起時，噴灑即將開始，請閉上眼睛。

When the spraying stops, count to five.

噴灑停止後，數到五。

Pat yourself down to avoid drip marks, then turn around so we can get your back. You got it?

拍拍自己，避免留下水滴痕跡，然後轉過身，才能噴到你的背。明白了嗎？

Spray, count, pat, and turn. Spray, count, and pat.

噴、數、拍、轉。噴、數、拍。

Wow, you catch on quick.

哇，你反應真快。

Well, I have a PhD, so...

我有博士學位，所以...

One Mississippi, two Mississippi, three Mississippi...

一個密西西比，兩個密西西比，三個密西西比...

Wait, wait! I'm not finished counting!

等等，等等我還沒數完呢！

You sprayed my front twice!

你噴了我前面兩次！

You never turned?

你沒轉過身？

No, I barely even got to three Mississippi.

不，我根本還沒數到三個密西西比。

Mississippi? I said count to five.

密西西比？我說數到五。

Mississippi-lessly?

不用密西西比數數？

Well, how bad is it?

情況到底有多糟？

Not that bad yet, but it keeps getting darker for the next four hours.

還沒那麼糟糕，但在接下來的四個小時裡，膚色會越來越黑。

So how dark is it going to get?

那麼會有多黑呢？

Oh, you got sprayed with two twos and...

哦，你被噴兩次第二級和...

I'm a four?

我是四級？

Yeah, but your back's a zero. You're going to want to even that out.

是的，但你的背是零。你會想把這個問題解決掉。

Really?

真假？

You might want to get back in there. - Oh, okay!

你應該要回去噴一下。- 好喔！

Wait, wait a minute. There's no light on the back wall.

等等，等一下。後牆沒有燈。

How do I know when it's going to start?

我怎麼知道什麼時候開始？

Hello?

哈囉？

Oh, my eyes!

哦，我的眼睛！

The same thing happened again!

同樣的事情又發生了！

You got two more twos?

你又噴了兩次第二級？

I'm an eight!

我現在是第八級！

Hold on. There's something different.

等一下。你有點不一樣。

I went to that tanning place your wife suggested.

我去了你老婆介紹的曬黑的地方。

Was that place The Sun?

那個地方是在太陽上面嗎？

Oh, and it gets worse.

哦，還有更糟糕的。

Oh, my God. You can do a duet of Ebony and Ivory all by yourself.

我的天啊 你可以自己一個人 合唱一首《烏木與象牙》

How could you mess this up? It's so easy.

你怎麼會搞砸呢？明明很簡單。

You go into the booth, you count to five, and you turn around.

你進去小房間，數到五然後轉身。

How do you count to five?

你怎麼數的？

One, two, three... - Damn it!

一 二 三… - 該死！

I know!

我知道！

Now, let me explain how this works.

讓我解釋使用方法。

You go into the booth, and you face the... - I'm going to stop you right there, Glenda.

你進去小房間，然後... -你不用說了，葛蘭達。

Does it look like this is my first time?

我看起來像是第一次來嗎？

Now, I want four twos, and I want them all on my back.

我要四個第二級，全部噴在我的背上。

Okay.

好的。

Wait a minute. There's two sets of nozzles. Which one is it?

等一下，兩邊都有噴嘴，哪一邊才是對的？

Son of a bitch!

可惡，他媽的！

Dude, it's Chandler. Let me in.

老兄，我是錢德，讓我進去。

Go away. I don't want to see anybody.

走開，我誰也不想見。

I know. I went to the tanning place, and the same thing happened to me. You have to let me in.

我知道。我也去了那間店，同樣的事情也發生在我身上。讓我進去。

Really?

真的嗎？

Did you count Mississippil-ly?

你也用密西西比的方式算數嗎？

You're not tan?

你根本沒變黑？

No. I just had to get a picture of this.

沒有，我只是來拍個照。

I'll see you later.

再見。