So how dark do you want to be? We have one, two, or three?

那麼，你想有多黑？我們有一個、兩個還是三個？

Well, I like how you look. What are you?

我喜歡你的樣子你是什麼人？

Puerto Rican. - Two. I think a two.

波多黎各人兩個 我想是兩個。

You're gonna face the red light.

你將面對紅燈。

When the red light goes on, the spraying's about to start, so close your eyes.

紅燈亮起時，噴灑即將開始，請閉上眼睛。

When the spraying stops, count to five.

噴灑停止後，數到五。

Pat yourself down to avoid drip marks, then turn around so we can get your back. You got it?

拍拍自己，避免留下水滴痕跡，然後轉過身，讓我們幫你擦背。明白了嗎？

Spray, count, pat, and turn. Spray, count, and pat.

噴、數、拍、翻。噴、數、拍。

Wow, you catch on quick.

哇，你反應真快。

Well, I have a PhD, so...

我有博士學位，所以...

One Mississippi, two Mississippi, three Mississippi...

一個密西西比，兩個密西西比，三個密西西比...

Wait, wait! I'm not finished counting!

等等，等等我還沒拍完呢！

You sprayed my front twice!

你在我前面噴了兩次

You never turned?

你從沒轉過身？

No, I barely even got to three Mississippi.

不，我幾乎連三個密西西比州都沒去過。

Mississippi? I said count to five.

密西西比？我說數到五。

Mississippi-lessly?

沒有密西西比？

Well, how bad is it?

到底有多糟？

Not that bad yet, but it keeps getting darker for the next four hours.

還沒那麼糟糕，但在接下來的四個小時裡，天色會越來越暗。

So how dark is it going to get?

那麼會有多黑呢？

Oh, you got sprayed with two twos and...

哦，你被兩個 2 和...

I'm a four?

我是四號？

Yeah, but your back's a zero. You're going to want to even that out.

是的，但你的背是零。你會想把這個問題解決掉。

Really?

真的嗎？

You might want to get back in there. - Oh, okay!

你還是回去吧哦，好吧

Wait, wait a minute. There's no light on the back wall.

等等，等一下。後牆沒有燈。

How do I know when it's going to start?

我怎麼知道什麼時候開始？

Hello?

喂？哦！

Oh, my eyes!

哦，我的眼睛！哦！ 哦！

The same thing happened again!

同樣的事情又發生了！

You got two more twos?

你還有兩個 2 嗎？

I'm an eight!

我是八號

Hold on. There's something different.

等一下有些東西與眾不同。

I went to that tanning place your wife suggested.

我去了你妻子推薦的那家日光浴店。

Was that place The Sun?

那個地方是《太陽報》嗎？

Oh, and it gets worse.

哦，還有更糟糕的。

Oh, my God. You can do a duet of Ebony and Ivory all by yourself.

我的天啊你可以一個人唱《烏木和象牙》二重唱。

How could you mess this up? It's so easy.

你怎麼能搞砸呢？太簡單了

You go into the booth, you count to five, and you turn around.

你走進亭子，數到五，然後轉身。

How do you count to five?

如何數到五？

One, two, three... - Damn it!

一、二、三...該死的

I know!

我知道

Now, let me explain how this works.

現在，讓我來解釋一下它是如何工作的。

You go into the booth, and you face the... - I'm going to stop you right there, Linda.

你走進小房間，面對...我要打斷你 琳達

Does it look like this is my first time?

這看起來像是我的第一次嗎？

Now, I want four twos, and I want them all on my back.

現在，我要四個二，而且都要在我背上。

Okay.

好的

Wait a minute. There's two sets of nozzles. Which one is it?

等一下有兩組噴嘴。 是哪一個？ 是哪一個？

Son of a bitch!

狗孃養的

Dude, it's Chandler. Let me in.

夥計，我是錢德勒讓我進去

Go away. I don't want to see anybody.

走開我不想見任何人

I know. I went to the tanning place, and the same thing happened to me. You have to let me in.

我知道我去了晒黑的地方，同樣的事情也發生在我身上。 你必須讓我進去

Really?

真的嗎？

Did you count Mississippil-ly?

密西西比州算不算？

You're not tan?

你沒晒黑？

No. I just had to get a picture of this.

不我一定要拍張照片。

I'll see you later.

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