According to the latest research the average person has five secrets, which they've never told to a living soul So I'd like tonight to hear one of yours, please You're looking at me I was darling, but I think you've given enough Okay, where I keep my keys yes and for murders I Was once walking home across Hampstead Heath and I got caught short and I had to do a poo under some leaves Did you have to do that five times I've been four other secret poos I've done So you're crossing hamster teeth trousers down No, I didn't me trousers down so I needed to go walk around with this trousers but then Then as I went to put me pull me trousers up.
根據最新的研究 平均每個人都有五個祕密 但他們從未對任何人說過 所以今晚我想聽聽你的祕密,拜託了 你看著我,我是親愛的,但我覺得你說得夠多了 好吧,我把鑰匙放在哪裡?我把鑰匙放在哪裡 是的,還有謀殺 我有一次走過漢普斯特德希斯回家的路上 被人發現了,我不得不在樹葉下大便 你必須這樣做五次嗎? 我還做過四次祕密大便 所以你是在穿過倉鼠牙齒 把褲子脫下來 不,我沒有把褲子脫下來 所以我得穿著這條褲子到處走 但是當我去把褲子拉起來的時候