Fun.

有趣

I'm sure you've heard of this before. It's called Kill, Marry, Kiss.

我想你一定聽說過這個。它叫 "殺戮、婚姻、親吻"。

Do you know this game I'm playing? This is the PG version of it.

你知道我在玩的這個遊戲嗎？這是 PG 版的。

Okay.

好的

Okay, so ready?

好了，準備好了嗎？

I'm listening.

我聽著呢

Taylor Swift, Ariana Grande, Katy Perry. Kill, Marry, Kiss.

泰勒-斯威夫特（Taylor Swift）、阿麗亞娜-格蘭德（Ariana Grande）、凱蒂-佩裡（Katy Perry）。殺戮、婚姻、親吻

Um, damn, that's messed up. I don't want to kill any of them.

嗯，該死的，真是一團糟。我不想殺他們任何人。

Well, you know, it's just a game.

嗯，你知道，這只是一個遊戲。

Uh, just a game.

呃，只是個遊戲

It's going to be harder to find real love, so you guys play this game.

要找到真愛會更難，所以你們要玩這個遊戲。

What is it, Kill?

怎麼了，殺戮？

Kill, Marry, Kiss.

殺戮、婚姻、親吻

Ariana is Kill, unfortunately. Love you, but you're gone.

很遺憾，阿麗亞娜被殺死了。愛你，但你已離去。

Okay.

好的

And then Taylor Swift would be the Kiss, and then Katy, what's the last one?

泰勒-斯威夫特（Taylor Swift）是 "吻"（Kiss），然後是凱蒂（Katy），最後一個是什麼？

Katy Perry.

凱蒂-佩裡

Katy Perry would be the Marry.

凱蒂-佩裡（Katy Perry）將成為 "Marry"。

Yeah, Katy Perry would be the Marry.

是的，凱蒂-佩裡就是那個 "Marry"。

He's like, yes.

他說，是的。

Kim Kardashian, Khloe Kardashian, Kylie Jenner. Kill, Marry, Kiss.

金-卡戴珊（Kim Kardashian）、克洛伊-卡戴珊（Khloe Kardashian）、凱莉-詹娜（Kylie Jenner）。殺戮，婚姻，親吻

Oh, man. This is going to sound bad. I don't even know which one's which.

哦，天哪這聽起來很糟糕我都不知道哪個是哪個了

Um, Kill, Khloe.

嗯，殺，克洛伊。

Okay.

好的

Marry the...

嫁給...

Kylie and Kim.

凱莉和金

No, Marry...

不，結婚...

I don't know one.

我不認識。

The pressure is real.

壓力是真實的。

The younger one, Kiss. The older one, Marry.

年輕的，親吻。年長的叫 "結婚"。

Okay, so Marry, Kim. Kiss, Kylie. Kill, Khloe.

好吧，那就結婚吧，金。吻，凱莉殺，克洛伊

Yes.

是的。

Okay, Beyonce, Jennifer Lawrence, Sofia Regara.

好吧，碧昂絲、詹妮弗-勞倫斯、索菲亞-雷加拉。

Sofia Regara.

索菲亞-雷加拉

I don't know her.

我不認識她

Yes, you do. She's like that sexy Latina woman on Modern Family.

是的，你知道。她就像《摩登家庭》裡那個性感的拉丁女人。

Love her.

愛她

Yes.

是的。

All right, so who else is it?

好吧，還有誰？

Jennifer Lawrence. You know Jennifer Lawrence.

詹妮弗-勞倫斯你知道詹妮弗-勞倫斯

Jennifer Lawrence, okay.

詹妮弗-勞倫斯，好吧

Beyonce.

碧昂絲

Ah.

啊。

I know.

我知道

What is it? What kind of game is this?

這是什麼？這是什麼遊戲？

I'm torturing you.

我在折磨你

This is torture.

這是酷刑。

Probably Kill, Jennifer. Marry, Sofia.

也許是殺戮，詹妮弗結婚，索菲亞

Okay.

好的

And Kiss, Beyonce.

還有 "吻"，碧昂絲。

Okay, okay, okay.

好吧，好吧，好吧。

Last one.

最後一個

Gisele Bundchen, Jessie Decker, Kristen Cavalieri.

吉賽爾-邦辰（Gisele Bundchen）、傑西-戴克爾（Jessie Decker）、克里斯汀-卡瓦列裡（Kristen Cavalieri）。

Well, Decker's already...

德克爾已經...

I know, they're all taken.

我知道，都有人了。

And they're all taken by football players.

而且都是足球運動員拍的。

What is this?

這是什麼？

This is shady.

這太不光明瞭。

This is Kill Myself.

這就是《殺了我自己》。

This is what this game is.

這就是這款遊戲。

Okay, okay, fine.

好吧 好吧

Well, I hope you have a lot more luck in the house finding love.

好吧，我希望你在家裡找到愛情的運氣會更好。

And I hope it's easier than this game was for you.

我希望你能比這場比賽更輕鬆。

Yes, I hope it's a lot easier than that.

是的，我希望比這容易得多。

I'm gonna catch Kelsey.

我要抓住凱爾