How do you create art in the face of so much criticism and hate and being so bad at things in the beginning?

面對如此多的責備和憎恨，面對一開始就做得如此糟糕，你是如何進行藝術創作的？

Okay, Bestie.

好吧 閨蜜

Chill out.

冷靜下來

Rude.

粗魯。

You could have stopped several words ago.

你幾句話前就可以停了。

No, but I mean, you know, you always just go for it, you know?

沒有，但我的意思是，你知道，你總是去做，你知道嗎？

You're willing to just try stuff and I feel like I get paralyzed at the idea of being bad or being perceived and then I blink and five years have gone by and I've done nothing.

你願意嘗試各種東西，我覺得我一想到自己不好或被人看不起，就會麻痺大意，然後一眨眼，五年過去了，我什麼也沒做。

Okay.

好的

Have you ever seen Hokusai's The Dream of the Fisherman's Wife painting?

您看過北齋的《漁妻夢》嗎？

No.

不

You definitely know Hokusai.

你肯定知道北齋。

He created one of the most iconic images in history, the Great Wave off Kanagawa.

他創作了歷史上最具標誌性的作品之一--神奈川巨浪。

It's that Japanese tidal wave image that's in like every sushi restaurant and white boy's house next to like his samurai sword collection.

每家壽司店和白人男孩家的武士刀收藏旁都會出現日本潮汐的畫面。

So anyway, Hokusai made that, but like 15 years prior, he made The Dream of the Fisherman's Wife.

總之，北齋創作了這幅畫，但就在 15 年前，他創作了《漁婦之夢》。

What am I, what is, what, what, what does this have to do with anything?

我是什麼，這是什麼，這是什麼，這有什麼關係？

Okay, so what you're looking at is a woman being pleasured by a daddy-son cephalopod duo.

好吧，你現在看到的是一個女人被一個頭足類父子二人組取悅。

But I want to direct your attention to the background where you see like a ton of Japanese right now.

但我想把你們的注意力引到背景上，你們現在看到的是一大堆日本人。

I'm going to translate what this Japanese says.

我要翻譯一下這個日本人說的話。

Oh no.

哦，不

So the large octopus is saying, your bobo is ripe and full, how wonderful, to suck and suck and suck some more, all eight limbs to intertwine with, how do you like it this way?

所以大章魚說，你的波波已經成熟飽滿了，多好啊，吸啊吸，再吸啊吸，八肢交纏，你喜歡這樣嗎？

Ooh, look, the inside has swollen, moistened by the warm waters of lust.

哦，看，裡面已經膨脹了，被慾望的溫水滋潤著。

The super hot bestie here is saying, you're sucking at the mouth of my womb, makes me gasp for breath.

這位超級性感的閨蜜說，你正在吸吮我的子宮口，讓我喘不過氣來。

Ah, yes, it's there.

啊，是的，就在那兒。

With the sucker, the sucker, inside, squiggle, squiggle, ooh, ooh, good, ooh, good, there, there, good.

用吸盤，吸盤，裡面，擠，擠，哦，哦，好，哦，好，那裡，那裡，好。

Ah, yes, it tingles now, soon there will be no sensation at all left in my hips, ooh, boundaries and borders gone, I've vanished.

啊，是的，現在它刺痛了，很快我的臀部就會沒有任何感覺了，哦，界限和邊界消失了，我已經消失了。

Sir.

先生

Now the tiny bestie here is saying, after daddy finishes, I too want to rub and rub my suckers at the ridge of your furry place until you disappear and then I'll suck some more, choo choo, which is like kissy noises.

現在這個小閨蜜在說，等爸爸吃完了，我也要把我的吸盤在你毛茸茸的地方摩擦摩擦，直到你消失，然後我再吸一些，啾啾啾，就像親吻的聲音。

This is in a museum.

這是在博物館裡。

It's in the British Library in London.

它就在倫敦的大英圖書館裡。

So, if you ever doubt yourself, just remember, this man created the original tentacle corn in 1814 and then he went off to become one of the most celebrated artists of all time because he drew like the ocean.

所以，如果你懷疑自己，請記住，這個人在 1814 年創造了最初的觸角玉米，然後他成為了有史以來最著名的藝術家之一，因為他畫得像海洋。

So your art, it's, it's probably fine.

所以，你的藝術，它，它可能是罰款。

Wow, okay, that is not where I expected this video to go.

哇，好吧，這不是我預想的視頻內容。

But it worked, right?

但它起作用了，對嗎？

Honestly, yeah, yeah, it did.

老實說，是的，是的，確實如此。

I don't, I don't think I'm going to overthink my art anytime soon after knowing that this, this exists.

我不認為，我不認為在知道有這個東西存在之後，我還會很快對我的藝術進行過度思考。

You know, it's really interesting.

你知道，這真的很有趣。

The Japanese title for this piece is actually called Takoto Ama, which means the octopus and the shell diver.

這首曲子的日語名稱實際上叫 "Takoto Ama"，意思是章魚和貝殼潛水員。

And there's a debate in the artistic community that the Western translation, The Dream of the Fisherman's Wife, actually robs this woman of her agency and dilutes the painting's true message.

藝術界有一種爭論，認為西方譯本《漁夫之妻的夢》實際上剝奪了這位婦女的自主權，淡化了這幅畫的真正含義。

Don't fuck your co-workers.

不要和你的同事上床

Yeah, definitely got that message from looking at that.

是啊，看了之後肯定能得到這樣的資訊。

Imagine if we fought about porn titles like this.

試想一下，如果我們為這樣的色情標題爭得面紅耳赤。

Oh, Raiders of the Lost Ass.

哦，《奪寶奇兵》。

Focuses too much on the raiders, not enough on the ass.

過於關注突擊隊員，對屁股關注不夠。

Men in Back.

男人在後面

Why aren't we centering this on whose back it is?

我們為什麼不把中心放在誰的背上？

Inspect Her Gadget.

檢查她的小工具

That one passes the Bechdel test, and I like the implication that she's just got a really great toy.

這句話通過了貝希德爾測試，我喜歡她只是有一個非常棒的玩具的暗示。

Pulp Friction.

紙漿摩擦。

Services both parties.

為雙方提供服務。

Position Impossible.

不可能的位置

Equal representation.

平等代表權。

The hills have thighs.

山有大腿。

Indeed they do.

的確如此。

Willy Wanker.

Willy Wanker.

We love a self-love message.

我們喜歡自愛的資訊。

Cherry Poppins.

櫻桃小丸子

An innocent coming of age between two consenting parties.

兩個自願者之間的純真童年。

Chitty Chitty Gang Bang.

Chitty Chitty Gang Bang.

Alludes to the community.

暗指社區。

Big Trouble in Little Vagina.

小陰道里的大麻煩

Okay, now I know this is getting ridiculous, and I already know that no sponsor is going to sign off on this, so this video is just for me.

好吧，現在我知道這越來越荒唐了，而且我已經知道沒有贊助商會同意這樣做，所以這個視頻只是為我自己準備的。

It's just for me.

這只是為了我。

It's just for us.

這只是為了我們。

And it's probably gonna get banned on the internet, it's gonna get shadow banned, but you gotta know about it.

它可能會在互聯網上被禁止，會讓影子被禁止，但你必須知道它。

And now you're never gonna stop thinking about it, just like I don't.

現在你永遠不會停止思考它，就像我一樣。

I think about it every day.

我每天都在想這件事。

I'm not even making any money on this, let's be real.

實話實說，我根本沒賺到錢。

I paid to make this.

我花錢做了這個。

I paid to make this video.

我花錢拍了這段視頻。

I lost money bringing this message to you.

我把這個消息帶給你們是賠錢的。

You're welcome.

不客氣。

So, every video costs three grand.

所以，每部視頻都要花三千美元。

Subscribe, I guess.

我猜是訂閱吧。

I don't know.

我不知道。