Hey, how are you holding up, Sadness?

嘿，憂憂，你還好嗎？

I know they got you working overtime.

我知道他們讓你加班了。

Ever since his wife left him, I just couldn't take a break.

自從他妻子離開他後，我就再也無法休息了。

Dang, how long has it been?

天哪，有多久了？

It's been months!

已經好幾個月了！

Oh, dang.

哦，該死。

Here, let me see if I can...

來，讓我看看能不能...

Ouch!

哎喲！

Yeah, sorry.

是的，對不起。

I wish I could help, but IT hasn't fixed my login credentials yet.

我也希望能幫上忙，但 IT 部門還沒有修復我的登錄憑證。

Oh my god.

我的天啊。

Hey, what are you doing?

嘿，你在幹什麼？

I'm taking PTO.

我要休假。

Wait, you can't just do that.

等等，你不能這樣做。

You gotta get that approved first.

你得先獲得許可。

I don't care.

我不在乎。

I don't care. These are unfair working conditions.

我不在乎。這裡的工作條件一點都不公平。

You guys couldn't control his anger, and now I'm the one that has to clean up his mess.

你們沒能控制住他的怒火，現在卻要我來收拾他的爛攤子。

Okay, now.

好了，現在，

It was between spending time with her or the new Elden Ring DLC.

是要花時間陪她，還是玩新的《艾爾登法環》DLC？

I had to make a decision.

我必須做出決定。

But you didn't need to make him yell at her like that.

但你沒必要讓他那樣對她大喊大叫。

Yeah, well, Joy made me do it.

是樂樂讓我這麼做的。

Look, I just really want to play Elden Ring.

聽著，我真的很想玩《艾爾登法環》。

You know what?

你知道嗎？

I'm taking off indefinitely.

我要無限期休假。

Hey, um...

嘿，嗯...

Who are you?

你是誰？

Oh, I'm the new temp covering for Sadness.

哦，我是新來頂替憂憂的臨時工。

You can call me Depression.

你可以叫我憂鬱。

Wow, that was quick.

哇，真快。

How long are you here for?

你要在這裡待多久？

I don't know.

我不知道。

Could be a few days, weeks, months, or maybe until he has no reason to live.

可能是幾天、幾周、幾個月，也可能直到他沒有活下去的理由。

I don't know.

我不知道。

Wait, what?

等等，什麼？

Alright, let's see here.

讓我們看看這裡。

He's drinking orange juice?

他在喝柳橙汁？

Yeah, we're gonna need something stronger than that.

我們得喝比這更烈的東西。

Wait, wait, wait. What are you doing?

等等。你在幹什麼？

It's still early in the day.

現在時間還早。

Oh, relax. He just needs to loosen up.

哦，別緊張。他只是需要放鬆一下。

What do you got him doing now?

他現在在做什麼？

Just scrolling down memory lane.

只是在回顧一下。

I don't think scrolling through old Facebook photos is good for him right now.

我不認為現在翻看 Facebook 上的舊照片對他有什麼好處。

Hey, when was the last time you got any, you know...

嘿，你上一次那個那個是什麼時候，你知道就是...

What do you mean?

什麼意思？

Yeah, hey man.

是啊，嘿，兄弟。

Can you come up here for a second?

你能上來一下嗎？

What'd you need, Depression?

你需要什麼，憂鬱？

Aroused?

性奮？

Joy, is that you?

樂樂，是你嗎？

Oh, wow.

哦，哇。

Long time no see, man.

好久不見，兄弟。

It's been a while.

好久不見。

When was the last time we met?

我們上次見面是什麼時候？

The wedding?

婚禮的時候？

I think it was the honeymoon.

我想是蜜月的時候。

Oh, wait, wait. No, no, no.

哦，等等。不對啦，

That time in Peru.

那次在祕魯的時候。

Oh, yeah. Peru.

喔對，祕魯。

Yeah, good times.

是啊，美好的時光。

Good times.

美好的時光。

So, you know Depression?

所以，你認識憂鬱嗎？

Oh, we worked on a few projects together back in the fantasy department.

哦，我們在奇幻部門時曾合作過幾個項目。

Oh, what projects?

哦，什麼項目？

Let's not bring that up right now.

現在還是別提這個了。

Anyways, do you know anyone he used to hook up with?

總之，你知道他以前勾搭過什麼人嗎?

Any old flames or exes?

有舊情人或前任嗎？

Nope.

沒有。

Has he checked his Facebook?

他看過自己的 Facebook 了嗎？

He's doing that right now.

他現在就在這麼做。

Um, guys, I don't think this is the time for him to hook up with anyone.

各位，我不認為現在是他勾搭別人的時候。

Trust me.

相信我。

He just need to get his mind off the pain for a while.

他需要暫時從痛苦中解脫出來。

You know, I think what's best for him is that he should get back on a journey of self-love, you know? Like get back into his hobbies, reconnect with friends, you know?

我認為對他最好的辦法是，他應該重新踏上自愛之旅，你知道嗎？比如重拾他的愛好，與朋友重新建立聯繫，你知道嗎？

I think that would definitely help.

我認為這肯定會有幫助。

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

是啦，是啦，

You're probably right.

你可能是對的。

Wait, what's that?

等等，那是什麼？

What's what?

什麼是什麼？

Whose page is that?

這是誰的頁面？

Is that who I think it is?

是我想的那個人嗎？

Oh, no.

哦，不。

No, no, no, no, no, no, no. - Alright, it's game over.

不，不，不，不，不，不，不。- 好，已經結束了。

We're shutting this place down, boys. - No, no, no.

我們要關閉這個地方，各位。- 不行。

Hold on, hold on. - No, no, no, no, no, no.

等等。- 沒有等等。

It's no safe here.- I think we're safe.

這裡不安全。- 我覺得我們安全。

Let's just call it off. - Come on.

我們必須叫停了。- 拜託。

I said no.

我說不行。

All right, everyone, get out.

好了，大家都出去吧。

Who are you?

你是誰？

I am Insecurity.

我是不安。

I'm here to stop this entire meltdown.

我是來阻止這場災難的。

Now, get out.

現在，大家都出去。

All right, listen here.

好吧，聽著，

I'm gonna need you to suck it up because today is the day you're gonna become a man.

我需要你振作起來，因為今天是你成為男人的日子。

From now on, the gym's your home.

從現在起，健身房就是你的家。

You're gonna be drinking protein shakes, listening to Andrew Tate podcasts, investing in Bitcoin, and then today, you're buying a Dodge Charger.

你會喝乳清奶昔，聽安德魯·泰特的播客，投資比特幣，然後今天，你要買一輛道奇肌肉車。（安德魯·泰特為知名厭女網紅）