Okay.

好的

And, Post, I want you to really just give me whatever comes to your mind and your heart in this moment when I ask you this.

郵差，當我問你這個問題的時候，我希望你能把此時此刻想到的和心裡想說的都告訴我。

Okay.

好的

Okay, here we go.

好了，我們開始吧。

You have to get rid of one tat. Which are you removing?

你必須去掉一個紋身。你要去掉哪個？

For my mommy, something on my face.

給媽媽的，我臉上有東西。

That's fair. Hi, Mom!

這很公平嗨，媽媽

Hi, Mom. She's here tonight.

嗨，媽媽她今晚來了

Oh, I need to meet her. Lovely, lovely. You're like, no.

哦，我得見見她。很好，很好你喜歡，沒有。

You can hang out with her as long as you want.

你想和她在一起多久都可以。

Okay, what is something you used to be embarrassed about but you don't give a shit about anymore?

好吧，什麼是你曾經感到尷尬但現在已經不在乎的事情？

Ah, my nipples. I have poofy nipples.

啊，我的乳頭。我的乳頭太小了

Poofy? That sounds cute.

Poofy？聽起來很可愛

It's not cute.

這並不可愛。

Oh, okay.

哦，好吧

It's not cute!

這並不可愛！

It's not fucking cute, bitch!

這一點都不可愛，賤人

They're tough, they're tough.

他們很堅強，他們很堅強。

Did you know they were puffy or did you get told they were puffy?

你知道它們是浮腫的，還是有人告訴你它們是浮腫的？

Yeah, they always gave me shit about that.

是啊，他們總是拿這個說我。

I never took my shirt off as a kid because I was like, man, my nipples are so puff.

我小時候從不脫衣服，因為我覺得，我的乳頭太腫了。

I don't get why. I don't understand this.

我不明白為什麼。我不明白這一點。

Oh, just a little puff daddy.

哦，只是吹了一小口，爸爸。

I'm puff daddy.

我是泡芙爸爸

Okay.

好的

That's how he actually got his name. Have you seen his nipples?

這就是他名字的由來。你看到他的乳頭了嗎？

He has puffy nipples?

他有腫脹的乳頭？

You and puff daddy. One thing in common, puffy nipples, bitch.

你和蓬蓬爸爸有一個共同點，乳頭腫脹，賤人。

He's just way richer than me.

他只是比我有錢而已。

Stop. Stop. Okay, puffy nipples. That's a great answer that I didn't anticipate.

停下。別鬧了好吧 浮腫的乳頭這是我沒想到的好答案

This episode is going to be Post Malone featuring puffy nipples.

這一集的主題是 "Post Malone "和 "腫脹的乳頭"。

This is good.

這很好。

Great rap.

很棒的說唱

Have you ever joined the Mile High Club?

您加入過一英里高俱樂部嗎？

Not all the way.

不全是。

Huh. Like a little finger bang or like you couldn't come?

嗯是手指撞了一下還是你來不了？

Oh, no. Definitely bust. Is that a fine to say?

哦，不肯定被抓了這算是罰款嗎？

This is call her daddy. We talk a lot about sex here.

這是叫她爸爸我們在這裡談了很多關於性的話題

Yeah, definitely bust. But no like coitus.

是的，絕對是胸圍。但不喜歡交媾

Okay.

好的

Not full coitus.

不是完全交媾

Okay. Thank you. This is good.

好的 謝謝 Okay.Thank you.這樣很好

And here's the whole deal and I'll tell you why.

這就是整個交易，我會告訴你為什麼。

I know it's supposed to be rapid fire, but I feel like the moment you get up on an airplane and go to the bathroom or like move around at all, that's when the turbulence starts because I'll see somebody get up and I know they have the poop walk.

我知道這應該是急速的，但我覺得當你在飛機上站起來上廁所或走動的時候，就是動盪開始的時候，因為我看到有人站起來，我就知道他們在拉屎。

So I can tell they're going to be back there and I'm like, get back in your seat.

所以我知道他們會回到那裡，我就想，回到你的座位上去。

It's so bumpy right now. I know this is your fault.

現在太不順利了我知道這都是你的錯

Am I the only one that feels that way?

只有我有這種感覺嗎？

No, no, no. I agree with you and I understand that.

不，不，不。我同意你的觀點，也理解你的想法。

Have you ever had the poop walk on the plane?

你有過在飛機上走大便的經歷嗎？

I have never shit on an airplane.

我從沒在飛機上拉過屎。

I have never either. And you know what?

我也從來沒有。你知道嗎？

I know it's kind of gross to talk about, but this whole fucking episode is all shit.

我知道說起來有點噁心 但這整件事都是狗屎

I was on the airplane and I think there's nothing worse than when someone has gas on the airplane and you're just like, like clench it or do fucking something, bro, because it's reeking.

我當時在飛機上，我覺得最糟糕的事情莫過於有人在飛機上放屁，而你就像，就像攥緊它或做他媽的什麼，兄弟，因為它臭氣熏天。

I'm not going to lie. I definitely have farted real bad on an airplane before.

不瞞你說。我以前肯定在飛機上放過臭屁。

And I'm so sorry to everyone that was on there.

我向所有在那裡的人表示深深的歉意。

They probably thought that fucker was going down.

他們可能以為那個混蛋要倒下了。

They're like, that's not like a natural smell.

他們覺得，這不像是自然的味道。

So it's going to be like jet fuel burning or something.

所以會像噴氣燃料燃燒一樣。

But I have never shit on an airplane either.

但我也從沒在飛機上拉過屎。

And I think it's like there is a level of controllability in there, you know what I mean?

我認為這就像有一定程度的可控性，你明白我的意思嗎？

But would you rather someone take a shit or fart on the airplane?

但你寧願有人在飛機上拉屎還是放屁？

Well, you're the fucking culprit over here.

你才是罪魁禍首

Well, you know, I feel like for a...

嗯，你知道，我覺得對於一個...

Well, look who we have here.

看看誰來了

If it isn't jet fuel shitter on the airplane.

這不是飛機上的噴氣燃料拉屎器嗎？

What is your most toxic trait?

你最毒的特質是什麼？

Mmm.

嗯

I have a bunch of those.

我有一堆這樣的東西。

Share with the class.

與全班分享。

Drinking.

喝酒

Drinking.

喝酒

And, um...

還有，嗯...

Drinking and sometimes jealousy.

喝酒，有時還會吃醋。

And I'm also sometimes, especially with my good friends, quick to anger.

有時我也會急躁易怒，尤其是對我的好朋友。

Which is something I...

這是我...

Jealousy as in relationships?

關係中的嫉妒？

Yes, ma'am. You know.

是的，夫人你知道的

The fiance's like, I'm just chilling in the room and you're like...

未婚夫說，我只是在房間裡放鬆一下，而你卻說......

What are you doing?

你在幹什麼？

You're giving a little jealous vibes.

你給人一種嫉妒的感覺。

I am right now?

我現在是這樣嗎？

No, no, no.

不，不，不

Oh, okay.

哦，好吧

Just like I was asking.

就像我問的那樣

Yeah, I can tell you're so jealous.

是啊，我看得出你很嫉妒。

Everybody's going to be jealous after watching this because they weren't as free with their fecal talk.

每個人看完都會嫉妒，因為他們沒有那麼自由地談論糞便。

No, I...

不，我...

Exactly.

沒錯。

You're just letting it rip.

你只是在放任自流。

Literally.

字面意思是

Okay, so you're jealous.

好吧，你是嫉妒了。

You're jealous with your woman a little.

你有點嫉妒你的女人了。

Okay, but that shows you care.

好吧，但這說明你在乎。

Well, I guess that's...

嗯，我想這是...

Is that a good way to look at it?

這樣看問題好嗎？

I guess that's a way to look at it.

我想這也是一種看法。

She wouldn't say it.

她不肯說。

Well, that's a good way to look at it.

這倒是個好辦法。

I never, you know, necessarily want to be mean.

我從來不會刻薄。

But I guess that stems from a place of my own insecurity and how insecure I am.

但我想，這源於我自己的不安全感和我的不自信。

So that's, um...

所以，嗯...

Yeah, I don't know.

是啊，我也不知道。

Nothing absolutely wild.

沒有絕對狂野的東西。

Yeah, yeah.

是啊，是啊。

But it's just like, you know, I just...

但這就像，你知道，我只是...

I want to feel loved.

我想要被愛的感覺。

You know what I mean?

你明白我的意思嗎？

I guess that's what it is.

我猜就是這樣。

I get it.

我明白了。

Like many humans.

和許多人類一樣

And you're drinking.

你在喝酒

Are you working on it?

你在做嗎？

You're aware.

你知道的

I am working on it.

我正在努力。

I used to drink because I was sad.

我曾經因為悲傷而酗酒。

Now I drink for shows and because I'm happy.

現在我喝酒是為了表演，也因為我很開心。

It's hard getting out there and I get so shy and timid and shit.

到外面去很難，我會變得很害羞、膽怯，什麼都做不了。

So I just drink a little bit to, I guess, cope with that.

所以我就喝一點，我猜是為了應付這種情況。

And be able to get my liquid courage, literally.

還能讓我鼓起勇氣，真的。

That's so interesting because I feel like when I see you on stage, especially online and TikToks, it's like,

這太有趣了，因為我覺得當我看到你在舞臺上，尤其是在網上和 TikToks 上，就好像、

Post, you're busting out dance moves.

驛站，你的舞步翩翩起舞。

It's like you're just like in your own world up there.

在那裡，你就像在自己的世界裡一樣。

I don't think anyone would think that you would be too shy to get up there.

我想沒有人會認為你會因為害羞而不敢上臺。

Oh, well, that's, you know...

哦，那，你知道......

The alcohol?

酒？

Yeah, most definitely.

是的，當然。

Most definitely.

當然。

It's, uh...

這是...

You think these dance moves just...

你認為這些舞蹈動作只是...

They're conduited from a great drinker in the sky somewhere.

它們是從天上某個偉大的飲酒者那裡傳過來的。

Yeah, you're like, I'm actually just hammered.

是啊，你就像，其實我只是錘。

And that's why I feel comfortable to bust a move in my jorts.

這就是為什麼我穿著短褲就能自如地扭動身體的原因。

That's exactly what it is with my knee braces.

我的護膝就是這樣。

Oh, fuck.

媽的

You can be honest.

你可以誠實。

What counts?

什麼算數？

Putting your dick in something.

把你的小弟弟放進東西里

In the coochie?

在陰道里？

In something?

在什麼地方？

Well, I didn't know.

我不知道

Oh, okay.

哦，好吧

A butt or a V?

屁股還是 V 形？

It's a butt.

這是一個屁股。

Well...

嗯...

First...

首先...

Whoa!

哇哦

All right, all right.

好吧，好吧

No, no, no.

不，不，不

Are you...

你是...

Do you like women specifically?

你特別喜歡女人嗎？

Yes, ma'am.

是的，夫人。

Okay, so a V, then.

好吧，那就來個 V。

A vagina.

陰道

Okay.

好的

When's the first time you put your dick in a vagina?

你第一次把老二放進陰道是什麼時候？

I thought it was like...

我以為這就像...

Here's like...

這裡就像...

When's the first...

第一次...

Oh, where's the time for anal?

哦，哪有時間肛交？

And I'm like, whoa, fuck!

我想，哇，他媽的！

Oh, we can go there, too!

哦，我們也可以去那裡！

When's the first time you did anal?

你第一次肛交是什麼時候？

When's the first time you did V?

你第一次做 V 是什麼時候？

Let's go!

我們走吧

Here we go, Post!

來了，郵報！

Woo!

Woo！

Let her rip.

隨她去吧