Name: 後馬龍經歷 (THE POST MALONE EXPERIENCE)
Uploaded: 2024-06-21T04:56:36.000Z
Duration: 6 min 38 s

Okay, I'm gonna ask you some rapid-fire questions.

好吧，我要問你幾個快速提問。

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And, Post, I want you to really just give me whatever comes to your mind and your heart in this moment when I ask you this.

郵差，當我問你這個問題的時候，我希望你能把此時此刻想到的和心裡想說的都告訴我。

You have to get rid of one tat. Which are you removing?

你必須去掉一個紋身。你要去掉哪個？

Oh, I need to meet her. Lovely, lovely. You're like, no.

哦，我得見見她。很好，很好你喜歡，沒有。

You can hang out with her as long as you want.

Okay, what is something you used to be embarrassed about but you don't give a shit about anymore?

好吧，什麼是你曾經感到尷尬但現在已經不在乎的事情？

啊，我的乳頭。我的乳頭太小了

Did you know they were puffy or did you get told they were puffy?

你知道它們是浮腫的，還是有人告訴你它們是浮腫的？

Yeah, they always gave me shit about that.

I never took my shirt off as a kid because I was like, man, my nipples are so puff.

我小時候從不脫衣服，因為我覺得，我的乳頭太腫了。

I don't get why. I don't understand this.

我不明白為什麼。我不明白這一點。

That's how he actually got his name. Have you seen his nipples?

這就是他名字的由來。你看到他的乳頭了嗎？

You and puff daddy. One thing in common, puffy nipples, bitch.

你和蓬蓬爸爸有一個共同點，乳頭腫脹，賤人。

Stop. Stop. Okay, puffy nipples. That's a great answer that I didn't anticipate.

停下。別鬧了好吧 浮腫的乳頭這是我沒想到的好答案

This episode is going to be Post Malone featuring puffy nipples.

這一集的主題是 "Post Malone "和 "腫脹的乳頭"。

Huh. Like a little finger bang or like you couldn't come?

嗯是手指撞了一下還是你來不了？

Oh, no. Definitely bust. Is that a fine to say?

哦，不肯定被抓了這算是罰款嗎？

This is call her daddy. We talk a lot about sex here.

這是叫她爸爸我們在這裡談了很多關於性的話題

Yeah, definitely bust. But no like coitus.

是的，絕對是胸圍。但不喜歡交媾

好的 謝謝 Okay.Thank you.這樣很好

And here's the whole deal and I'll tell you why.

這就是整個交易，我會告訴你為什麼。

I know it's supposed to be rapid fire, but I feel like the moment you get up on an airplane and go to the bathroom or like move around at all, that's when the turbulence starts because I'll see somebody get up and I know they have the poop walk.

我知道這應該是急速的，但我覺得當你在飛機上站起來上廁所或走動的時候，就是動盪開始的時候，因為我看到有人站起來，我就知道他們在拉屎。

So I can tell they're going to be back there and I'm like, get back in your seat.

所以我知道他們會回到那裡，我就想，回到你的座位上去。

It's so bumpy right now. I know this is your fault.

現在太不順利了我知道這都是你的錯

No, no, no. I agree with you and I understand that.

不，不，不。我同意你的觀點，也理解你的想法。

Have you ever had the poop walk on the plane?

你有過在飛機上走大便的經歷嗎？

I know it's kind of gross to talk about, but this whole fucking episode is all shit.

我知道說起來有點噁心 但這整件事都是狗屎

I was on the airplane and I think there's nothing worse than when someone has gas on the airplane and you're just like, like clench it or do fucking something, bro, because it's reeking.

我當時在飛機上，我覺得最糟糕的事情莫過於有人在飛機上放屁，而你就像，就像攥緊它或做他媽的什麼，兄弟，因為它臭氣熏天。

I'm not going to lie. I definitely have farted real bad on an airplane before.

不瞞你說。我以前肯定在飛機上放過臭屁。

And I'm so sorry to everyone that was on there.

我向所有在那裡的人表示深深的歉意。

They probably thought that fucker was going down.

他們可能以為那個混蛋要倒下了。

They're like, that's not like a natural smell.

他們覺得，這不像是自然的味道。

So it's going to be like jet fuel burning or something.

But I have never shit on an airplane either.

And I think it's like there is a level of controllability in there, you know what I mean?

我認為這就像有一定程度的可控性，你明白我的意思嗎？

But would you rather someone take a shit or fart on the airplane?

但你寧願有人在飛機上拉屎還是放屁？

Well, you're the fucking culprit over here.

嗯，你知道，我覺得對於一個...

If it isn't jet fuel shitter on the airplane.

這不是飛機上的噴氣燃料拉屎器嗎？

And I'm also sometimes, especially with my good friends, quick to anger.

有時我也會急躁易怒，尤其是對我的好朋友。

The fiance's like, I'm just chilling in the room and you're like...

未婚夫說，我只是在房間裡放鬆一下，而你卻說......

Everybody's going to be jealous after watching this because they weren't as free with their fecal talk.

每個人看完都會嫉妒，因為他們沒有那麼自由地談論糞便。

I never, you know, necessarily want to be mean.

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