This is literally the start to seeing my boy Ray graduate.

這簡直就是我兒子雷畢業的開始。

I'm not gonna lie.

我不想撒謊。

Clap it up for my boy Ray.

為我的孩子雷鼓掌

I usually come on there hyped as and ready to go with energy and stuff, but I'm here taking the time to reflect on what's going on.

我通常都是興高采烈地來到現場，精力充沛地準備好一切，但現在我在這裡花時間思考發生了什麼。

Like my boy Ray is really graduating and I'm literally taking it upon myself to go all the way to Taiwan.

就像我的兒子雷真的要畢業了，而我真的要親自去一趟臺灣。

Atlanta to Taiwan flight.

亞特蘭大飛往臺灣的班機。

Oh my fucking gosh.

我的天啊

Chat, I've been to Taiwan before, but the trip to Taiwan is literally a 19 hour flight.

哈拉，我以前去過臺灣，但去臺灣要飛 19 個小時。

And I never think I'll be saying to myself, yo, you're about to take a 19 hour flight for your friend's graduation.

我從沒想過我會對自己說，喲，你馬上就要坐 19 個小時的飛機去參加你朋友的畢業典禮了。

But here I am today.

但我今天來了。

I met this kid in 7-Eleven at a random alleyway in Japan.

在日本的一個小巷子裡，我在 7-Eleven 遇到了這個孩子。

He was there for a school trip.

他是去學校旅行的。

Yeah, I know the story about Ray.

我知道雷的故事

We done talked about it a thousand times, but he was literally on a random school trip and we're here.

我們已經談過無數次了，但他真的是在一次偶然的學校旅行中，而我們卻在這裡。

I'm actually going to his graduation.

我真的要去參加他的畢業典禮。

I feel like this is what's supposed to be going on.

我覺得這才是應該發生的事情。

I feel like I should be there to support him and I should be there to see him happy at these moments like this, because you don't got these moments forever.

我覺得我應該在他身邊支持他，我應該在這樣的時刻看到他開心，因為你不可能永遠擁有這樣的時刻。

You feel what I'm saying?

你明白我在說什麼嗎？

Him being from Taiwan and me being from America, graduation are two different things.

他來自臺灣，我來自美國，畢業是兩碼事。

In America, we go crazy.

在美國，我們都瘋了。

We got the cap and gowns.

我們得到了帽子和長袍。

We go crazy.

我們都瘋了

I said, Ray, what do y'all wear to your graduation?

我說，雷，你們畢業時都穿什麼？

He said, nothing bro.

他說，沒什麼，兄弟。

What do you mean nothing?

什麼叫沒有？

He said nothing.

他什麼也沒說。

So I told him about myself.

於是我向他介紹了我自己。

I got him his graduation gown.

我給他買了畢業禮服

He going to walk that stage with a graduation gown on.

他將穿著畢業禮服走上舞臺。

He going to be crazy.

他會瘋掉的

He going to go there.

他要去那裡

Now listen, with some good news, there's also some bad news.

聽著，有好消息，也有壞消息。

Breaking.

突發事件

China is preparing for a large military force to invade Taiwan.

中國正準備派遣大規模軍隊入侵臺灣。

You might be wondering when this is posted.

您可能想知道何時發佈。

By the time you're seeing this, it's been posted, it's been days.

當你看到這篇文章時，它已經發布了好幾天。

On my time right now, this literally was posted yesterday.

現在是我的時間，這簡直就是昨天發佈的。

Now, I'm going to Taiwan.

現在，我要去臺灣了。

I really hope nothing happens in Taiwan while I'm in Taiwan or Taiwan period.

我真的希望我在臺灣或臺灣期間，臺灣不要發生任何事情。

Please bro, this is a serious, serious matter.

拜託了，兄弟，這是件很嚴肅很嚴肅的事。

If you guys don't even know,

如果你們還不知道

Ray has damn near 90% that he has to go to the military.

雷幾乎有 90% 的人認為他必須去當兵。

And that's freaking crazy, bro.

這太瘋狂了，兄弟。

I'm thinking about it like,

我是這樣想的

Ray, a great friend of mine, has to go to the military because of what's going on right now.

雷是我的一個好朋友，因為現在發生的事情，他不得不去當兵。

Oh my God, this is crazy, bro.

哦，我的上帝，這太瘋狂了，兄弟。

Look at this, bro.

看看這個，兄弟。

Look at this, bro.

看看這個，兄弟。

Oh my God.

我的天啊

This is very serious.

這是非常嚴重的。

And I just hope nothing happens.

我只希望什麼都不會發生。

So I'm going to go ahead and put a prayer in real quick.

所以，我要先去禱告一下。

I want to put a prayer in real quick for what's going on real quick.

我想為正在發生的事情快速祈禱。

I'm not educated on too much of the background between Taiwan and China.

我對臺灣和中國大陸之間的背景不太瞭解。

But I want to go ahead and say,

但我還是想說

I want to bow my head and say, our father who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name.

我想低頭說，我們在天上的父，願人都尊你的名為聖。

Thy kingdom come, thy will be done on earth as it is in heaven.

願你的國降臨，願你的旨意行在地上如同行在天上。

Give us this day our daily bread and forgive us our trespasses as we forgive those who trespass against us and lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil.

求你今天賜給我們日用的飲食，免我們的債，如同我們免了人的債，不叫我們遇見試探，救我們脫離凶惡。

Amen, Lord, I come to you today.

阿門，主啊，我今天來到你面前。

I just want to open up and say thank you for everything that you've done for me.

我只想敞開心扉，感謝你為我所做的一切。

Thank you for all the blessings that I have received.

感謝你們對我的祝福。

Thank you so much for the position that you put me in and being able to live life the way I want it and do what I want.

非常感謝你讓我有這樣的地位，讓我能夠按照自己的方式生活，做自己想做的事。

I want to say thank you so much for the blessings and thank you so much for meeting me and Ray.

我想說，非常感謝你們的祝福，非常感謝你們與我和雷見面。

And I call upon you today to please make sure that the innocent are protected over what's going on between Taiwan and China right now.

今天，我呼籲你們確保無辜者在臺灣和中國之間發生的事情中受到保護。

I'm not too educated on it and I pray that

我沒有太多這方面的知識，我祈禱

I do educate myself and I do see things and come across things that I can read to be able to educate myself on it.

我確實在教育自己，我也確實看到了一些東西，遇到了一些我可以閱讀的東西，從而能夠教育自己。

But I pray for Ray's family.

但我為雷的家人祈禱。

I pray for Ray.

我為雷祈禱。

I pray for everybody, the whole of Taiwan and what's happening right now.

我為所有人祈禱，為整個臺灣祈禱，為現在發生的一切祈禱。

I pray that I have a safe flight and I pray that my trip is very safe and everybody who I go with is very safe and we have a safe flight there.

我祈禱我的飛行平安無事，我祈禱我的旅行平安無事，和我一起去的每個人都平安無事，我們的飛行平安無事。

And you send your angels over them to be guarded and protected.

你派你的天使守護他們，保護他們。

And to any innocent people out there,

還有那些無辜的人們、

I just want to say thank you so much for making me be able to go to Ray's graduation and seeing him graduate.

我只想說，非常感謝你們讓我能夠參加雷的畢業典禮，看到他畢業。

And that's all I got for right now.

我現在只能說這麼多了。

In Jesus' name we pray, amen.

奉耶穌的名禱告，阿門。

It's time to go to Taiwan.

是時候去臺灣了。

Let's go ahead and start packing.

我們開始收拾行李吧

Okay, I'm not gonna lie,

好吧，我不想撒謊、

Nike has sent me some drip already.

耐克公司已經給我寄來了一些點滴。

So this is perfect.

所以，這真是太完美了。

You feel me?

你感覺到了嗎？

I got some Nike X Supreme collabs.

我得到了一些耐克 X Supreme 的合作款。

So this is actually very perfect for me right now.

是以，這對現在的我來說非常完美。

Like much, much, much needed.

就像非常、非常、非常需要一樣。

Quick, put together.

快速，組裝。

I'm gonna go this.

我想這樣

I'm gonna go this.

我想這樣

I'm gonna go red bucket hat.

我要戴紅帽子。

And then for the feats of the day,

然後是今天的壯舉、

I will be going for the feats of the day.

我會去參加當天的盛會。

I really love these.

我真的很喜歡這些。

We're going these right here.

我們就在這裡

For the feats, we're going this right here.

至於特技，我們就在這裡進行。

And then also I'm going to London.

然後我還要去倫敦。

I'm going to the UK.

我要去英國。

So I'm gonna be packing a whole bunch of stuff.

所以我要打包一大堆東西。

I know we got that Betaflight versus A&P match.

我知道有 Betaflight 對 A&P 的比賽。

So I'm gonna be packing a whole bunch of stuff.

所以我要打包一大堆東西。

I'm doing this.

我正在這樣做。

I'm doing some other stuff.

我在做其他事情。

I'm gonna pack everything.

我要收拾好一切

And then, yeah, we're gonna get straight to it and get to this flight.

然後，我們就直奔主題，開始這次飛行。

All right, y'all.

好了，各位

See you soon.

再見

Oh, this is awkward.

真尷尬

Oh my God.

我的天啊

Bro, everything literally went left.

兄弟，所有東西都往左走了。

Like bro, I was having a great day.

和兄弟一樣，我今天也很開心。

I woke up on time.

我準時醒來。

I got an A&P shoot done today.

我今天完成了一次 A&P 拍攝。

And then after we, I came straight to my flight on time.

在我們之後，我準時來到了我的班機前。

The flight got delayed.

班機延誤了

I came to the airport in Atlanta, right?

我來到亞特蘭大機場，對嗎？

By the way, I'm in fucking Canada right now, bro.

順便說一句，我他媽現在在加拿大呢，兄弟。

I don't even know how the fuck I even got here.

我甚至都不知道自己是怎麼來到這裡的。

Annoying as shit, bro.

煩死了，兄弟。

I wake up in Atlanta, go to the airport in Atlanta.

我在亞特蘭大醒來，前往亞特蘭大機場。

When I go out to the airport in Atlanta,

我去亞特蘭大機場的時候、

I was checking in, doing my thing, checking my bag.

我在辦理登機手續，做自己的事情，檢查我的行李。

They said, nigga, pick up your bag in Taiwan.

他們說，黑鬼，去臺灣取你的包。

I'm like, all right, cool.

我想，好吧，酷。

Feel me?

感覺到了嗎？

Having a great day, taking pictures, eating swell.

今天過得很開心，拍照片，吃東西。

I'm eating in the Delta Sky Club and shit like that.

我在達美航空公司的空中俱樂部吃東西，就像這樣。

I get on the flight.

我上了飛機。

First of all, the flight is delaying two hours.

首先，班機延誤了兩個小時。

I was supposed to take off at nine.

我本該九點起飛的

We didn't take off until 12 a.m.

我們直到凌晨 12 點才起飛。

Then they said it was going to be a two hour flight, right?

然後他們說要飛兩個小時，對吧？

We took off at 12 a.m.

我們在上午 12 點起飛。

We landed here at 1.30, right?

我們1點30分降落在這裡，對嗎？

So I'm like, you know what?

所以我想，你知道嗎？

We might actually make it.

我們可能真的會成功。

So boom, we land, gate's finally open.

嘣，我們著陸了，大門終於打開了。

I got my duffel bag.

我拿了行李袋

I'm running.

我在跑

I run to the connecting sign.

我跑向連接標誌。

I see a Canadian nigga.

我看到一個加拿大黑鬼。

He looking at me.

他看著我。

He like, yeah, this side is closed, bro.

他說，是啊，這邊關門了，兄弟。

This shit literally says connecting.

這簡直就是在說連接。

They said, go down.

他們說，下去吧。

You gotta go out and shit like that.

你得走出去，像那樣

I run out.

我跑出去了

I go back out.

我又出去了

I'm asking him, yo bro, how do you get to the connecting side?

我問他，兄弟，你怎麼去連接處？

They're like, oh yeah, you basically gotta go all around.

他們會說，哦，是的，你基本上得四處轉轉。

So nigga, I'm basically running around in fucking circles.

所以，黑鬼，我基本上是在他媽的兜圈子。

I get to my gate, everything closed.

我來到大門口，一切都已關閉。

Come back at 3 a.m.

凌晨三點回來

Nigga, it is 2.10 and guess where I am?

黑鬼，現在是2點10分，你猜我在哪裡？

I'm in Canada.

我在加拿大。

Guess where my fucking bags are?

猜猜我的包在哪？

With Ray in Taiwan, my nigga.

和雷一起在臺灣，我的黑鬼。

How?

怎麼做？

Nigga, if my shit is not on this flight, I'm going to flip.

黑鬼，如果我的東西不在這趟班機上，我就要翻臉了。

Oh my God, bro.

哦，我的上帝，兄弟。

My shit is literally on that flight, bro.

我的屎都在那趟班機上了 兄弟

It was supposed to go from Atlanta to Canada, swiftly go to Taiwan.

它本該從亞特蘭大飛往加拿大，然後迅速飛往臺灣。

No, instead this shit delays and overlaps flight and now I'm fucked.

沒有，反而是這狗屎班機延誤和重疊，現在我完蛋了。

Bro, all jokes aside, bro, we gotta get on a flight ASAP before we, like, niggas miss Ray graduation.

兄弟，玩笑歸玩笑，兄弟，我們得儘快坐上飛機，免得我們這些黑鬼錯過了雷的畢業典禮。

Like, literally his graduation is on the line, my nigga.

就像，他的畢業就在眼前，我的黑鬼。

Wait, I'm in Canada.

等等，我在加拿大。

Hey, can I call Drake?

嘿，我能給德雷克打個電話嗎？

Think if I call Drake at work?

如果我在工作時給德雷克打電話，他會怎麼想？

The cellular number you have called is not assigned.

您撥打的手機號碼未分配。

Please check the number and try to call again.

請核對號碼並嘗試再次撥打。

Yeah, we're fucked.

是啊，我們完蛋了。

Oh my goodness.

我的天啊

We'll talk to them real quick.

我們很快就和他們談

How you doing, lady?

你好嗎，女士？

Ma'am?

女士？

Yes, I missed my flight.

是的，我錯過了班機。

3 o'clock maybe somebody will come here, but right now it's closed.

三點鐘也許會有人來，但現在已經關門了。

3 o'clock?

三點鐘方向？

Yeah, 3 o'clock.

對，三點鐘方向

Oh my gosh, bro.

哦，我的天哪，兄弟。

New game plan, bro.

新的遊戲計劃，兄弟。

We have to literally go get my bags.

我們得去拿我的行李。

Hopefully I got my bags in the airport and then get a hotel.

希望我在機場拿到行李後能找到一家酒店。

Oh my God, wait.

哦，我的上帝，等待。

I gotta go get a hotel, then I gotta sleep there.

我得去找家旅館，然後睡在那裡。

Then I literally have to go from the hotel back to the, we have to restart the whole day.

然後，我真的不得不從酒店回到酒店，我們不得不重新開始一整天的工作。

Basically, we gotta respawn.

基本上，我們得重生。

This is the game plan.

這就是遊戲計劃。

We get up tomorrow morning, we hop on a flight.

我們明早起床，跳上飛機。

It's gonna have a layover in San Francisco for two hours.

它將在舊金山停留兩小時。

Two hours ain't bad.

兩個小時也不錯

Switch to another flight that goes straight to Taiwan.

換乘直飛臺灣的班機。

Lord, I pray that we get through this, bro.

主啊，我祈禱我們能渡過難關，兄弟。

Please, please.

求你了，求你了

I'm having a long day right now.

我今天很累。

It's a bad day.

今天真倒黴

What color is yours?

你的是什麼顏色？

Gray, hard shell.

灰色，硬殼。

The handle's like black and hard, too.

手柄也是又黑又硬。

I got drip in there.

我在裡面打點滴

I need that back.

我需要它回來。

All right, thank you so much.

好的，非常感謝。

Thank you so much.

非常感謝。

And all four.

四個都是

Good to go, guys.

很好，夥計們。

Thank you so much, appreciate it.

非常感謝，感激不盡。

Take care, okay?

保重，好嗎？

We got our bags back.

我們拿回了行李。

We actually got our bags back.

我們真的拿回了行李。

I thought my show was gonna be in Taiwan, bro.

我還以為我的演出會在臺灣呢，兄弟。

We gotta recheck in our bags and then after we gotta go to a tully.

我們得重新托運行李，然後再去一趟塔利。

All right, a few hours later, ladies and gentlemen, we got new tickets, okay?

好了，幾小時後 女士們先生們 我們有新票了，好嗎？

So we just respawned.

所以我們就重生了。

Yo, bro, I'm not even trying, listen to me.

喲，兄弟，我根本沒在努力，聽我說。

I am exhausted, I am tired, bro.

我累了，我累了，兄弟。

I'm not even gonna lie, bro.

我不想撒謊，兄弟。

I just wanna hop on a flight and just take off my socks and rub my feet together.

我只想跳上飛機，脫掉襪子，把腳揉在一起。

You know when you like, you know when you hop in the bed and you just take off your socks and you rub your feet?

你知道，當你跳上床，脫掉襪子，揉搓雙腳的時候？

Like, that shit be for the dog, bro.

比如，那是給狗吃的，兄弟。

I don't give a shit where I go.

我才不管去哪兒。

Just like, where we going?

我們去哪兒？

I think I'm following you.

我想我明白你的意思了

I'm following you?

我在跟蹤你？

How you following me?

你是怎麼跟蹤我的？

That doesn't make sense.

這說不通啊。

We got our new tickets.

我們拿到了新票。

Everything's looking good so far, bro.

目前一切順利，兄弟。

Hopefully we get on the right flight and stuff and we do what we gotta do.

希望我們能搭上正確的班機，做我們該做的事。

All right, y'all.

好了，各位

Guess who is one flight away from Taiwan, bro.

猜猜誰離臺灣只有一班飛機了，兄弟。

It is currently 12 at noon.

現在是中午 12 點。

I'm in San Francisco right now.

我現在就在舊金山。

Bro, this has, bro, this whole flight experience, bro, it's like we made zero progress, bro.