我約了內華達去夏威夷... (I asked Nevada out to Hawaii…)

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Guys, so right now, it's literally 12.53, and I have a flight I have to catch with a special someone, like, all the way to Hawaii.

夥計們，現在是 12 點 53 分，我要和一個特別的人一起趕飛機，就像去夏威夷一樣。
And I have to wake up at 8 a.m. because my flight's at 2 p.m.

我早上8點就得起床，因為我的班機是下午2點的。
I have to go to the airport so soon.

我這麼快就要去機場了。
You guys can watch me pack real quick, but I'll probably see you guys tomorrow morning.

你們可以看著我快速收拾行李我可能明天早上再來看你們
The next day.

第二天
It is the morning right now.

現在是早晨。
Oh my God, it's morning right now. 11.34 right now, and we need to get to the airport in literally, like, 30 minutes.

我的天，現在是早上。現在是11點34分我們得在30分鐘內趕到機場
And we are running a little bit late, but, like, who is Asher if he's not late?

我們是晚了一點，但是，就像，誰是阿什，如果他沒有遲到？
You know what I'm saying?

你知道我在說什麼嗎？
Guys, this is the airport kit that we have right now.

夥計們，這就是我們現在擁有的機場套件。
My backpack.

我的揹包
I'm actually pretty excited for this trip.

事實上，我對這次旅行非常期待。
My second time in Hawaii.

我第二次來夏威夷。
First thing I definitely gotta do, I gotta say bye to my bird.

我肯定要做的第一件事，就是和我的小鳥說再見。
Where is he?

他在哪裡？
Or she, I'm not too sure.

或者是她，我不太確定。
That is blue.

那是藍色的。
I think it's a she, guys, but if you guys know what it is, let me know.

我覺得是 "她"，夥計們，如果你們知道是什麼，請告訴我。
Okay, too fast, too fast, too fast, too fast.

好吧，太快了，太快了，太快了，太快了。
Thank you, have a good trip.

謝謝，旅途愉快。
Bye-bye.

再見
Okay, we are currently at the airport, and look at this line.

好了，我們現在在機場，請看這條線路。
Now we just need to find her.

現在我們只需要找到她
So I just dropped off my bag, and she just did too.

所以我就把包放下了，她也放下了。
And you guys are gonna find out later who she is.

你們待會就會知道她是誰了
Okay, now we have two hours to waste, so we're literally just lining up for this restaurant to see any food.

好吧，現在我們有兩個小時的時間可以浪費，所以我們簡直就是在為這家餐廳排隊看食物。
Two hours later. 30 minutes until our flight departs, and we're still shopping for groceries.

兩小時後離班機起飛還有 30 分鐘，我們還在買日用品。
Later.

後來。
And I'm gonna be stuck with her on a 5-hour flight.

我要和她一起坐5個小時的飛機
It's not okay.

這是不對的。
Six and a half hours later.

六個半小時後
We're officially off the plane.

我們正式下飛機了
Going all the way to catch Uber, and then back to our hotel. 4-0-0, 4-0-0.

一路去趕 Uber，然後回酒店。4-0-0, 4-0-0.
Stop, wait, we got it. 4-0-0.

停，等等，我們成功了4-0-0.
We got it. 4-0-0.

我們成功了4-0-0.
We got it. 4-0-0.

我們成功了4-0-0.
Room tour.

參觀客房。
Room tour, room tour, room tour.

參觀房間，參觀房間，參觀房間。
Oh my God.

我的天啊
Where are we at?

我們在哪裡？
Take me home.

帶我回家
Why we have one bed?

為什麼我們只有一張床？
Oh.

哦。
Are there any other rooms that we could look at?

還有其他房間可以看看嗎？
Um...

嗯...
It's currently the morning right now, the day after, and Nevada's doing her makeup, and I know she's gonna get mad if I show her.

現在是後天早上，內華達正在化妝我知道如果我給她看，她會生氣的
She still needs like 15 minutes, and I have to wait for the girl to get ready.

她還需要 15 分鐘，而我得等那個女孩準備好。
Yeah, so I think I'm just gonna go downstairs, go to check out, some coffee.

是啊，所以我想我只是要去樓下，去檢查了，一些咖啡。
I don't know, just come back when she's ready.

我不知道，等她準備好了再回來吧。
So we are now entering the Hawaiian Aroma Cafe.

現在我們進入夏威夷香薰咖啡館。
Dude, this place looks fire.

老兄，這地方看起來真火。
Oh, wow.

哦，哇
Taste test.

試吃
Wow.

哇
This is really good bagel.

這麵包圈真不錯。
Really, really good bagel.

非常非常好吃的百吉餅
Hawaiian ice cream, Hawaiian bagel.

夏威夷冰淇淋、夏威夷麵包圈
With cream cheese.

加奶油奶酪
Look who decided to show up after five hours of makeup, five hours of getting ready, and then now we're here.

看看是誰在化了五個小時的妝，準備了五個小時之後決定出現，然後現在我們就在這裡。
I actually like it, but is it worth five hours?

我其實很喜歡它，但它值得花五個小時嗎？
I'm not too sure.

我不太確定。
It wasn't five hours.

不是五個小時
Oh.

哦。
Yes.

是的。
What are you picking?

你在選什麼？
I already got another bagel, it's so good.

我已經又買了一個百吉餅，太好吃了。
I don't know.

我不知道。
Wait, I just realized, your eyes match your shirt.

等等，我剛意識到，你的眼睛和你的襯衫很配。
I like it.

我喜歡
Banana, strawberry.

香蕉、草莓
Banana.

香蕉
Let me show them where you're gonna go.

讓我帶他們去你要去的地方
This amazing original bowl.

這隻令人驚歎的原創碗。
It's like a fruit bowl.

它就像一個果盤。
You healthy little girl.

健康的小姑娘
It's gross.

真噁心
Huh?

啊？
It's gross.

真噁心
No, no, no, no, you're good.

不，不，不，不，你很好。
They want a close-up video of you eating.

他們想要你吃飯的特寫視頻。
They told me.

他們告訴我
Oh, my God.

我的天啊
First time out.

第一次外出。
The weather is nice.

天氣不錯
The weather is nice.

天氣不錯
Nevada, what do you think about the weather?

內華達州，你覺得天氣如何？
Do you like it?

喜歡嗎？
Weather is perfect.

天氣很好
My hair don't like it.

我的頭髮不喜歡它。
Oh, my God.

我的天啊
Got me running on the streets of Hawaii.

讓我在夏威夷的街道上奔跑。
First thing we did was go to Balenciaga and they stopped her from recording.

我們做的第一件事就是去 Balenciaga，他們阻止她錄音。
They were like, no filming, no filming.

他們說，不拍，不拍。
We found a car.

我們找到了一輛車
Run through, run through, run through this.

捋一捋，捋一捋，捋一捋這個。
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go.

快，快，快，快，快，快，快。
I know you're not gonna do it.

我知道你不會這麼做的
Let's play a game, truth or dare.

我們來玩個遊戲，真心話大冒險。
Truth or dare.

真心話還是大冒險
You go first.

你先走
Dare.

大冒險
I dare you to go say nice dog to that lady.

你敢不敢去跟那位女士說一聲 "好狗"？
She's not friendly.

她並不友好。
Somebody just tried.

有人剛試過
I would say maybe female, I don't know.

我想說也許是女性，我不知道。
Do you want to go say hi?

你想去打個招呼嗎？
She acted a fool back here.

她在這裡表現得像個傻瓜
Oh, my God.

我的天啊
You say hi.

打個招呼吧
You say hi.

打個招呼吧
It's a cute dog.

這是一隻可愛的狗。
Oh, my God.

我的天啊
Wait, what's her name?

等等，她叫什麼名字？
Cutie Maple.

可愛的楓樹
She's really cute.

她真的很可愛。
Now, Jeremy.

現在，傑里米
I dare you to go to a van really loud.

你敢不敢去一輛非常響亮的麵包車？
Oh, my God.

我的天啊
I cannot afford it and just run.

我負擔不起，只能跑路。
Oh, my God.

我的天啊
I cannot afford that.

我負擔不起。
The pricing is crazy on this.

這個定價太瘋狂了。
Who's giggling and laughing walking out the van store?

是誰走出麵包車店時咯咯笑個不停？
So, this little girl got tired of walking.

於是，這個小女孩走累了。
And she wants to rent a BMW SUV.

她還想租一輛寶馬越野車。
She's excited to use her car.

她很高興能用上自己的車。
She doesn't want to walk.

她不想走路
She's a lazy girl.

她是個懶女孩
Lazy girl.

懶女孩
Guess what car just arrived.

猜猜什麼車剛到。
I like it.

我喜歡
Oh, she's going fast.

她跑得真快
Oh, my God.

我的天啊
She's heading both corners.

她正走向兩個角落。
No.

不
I'm just kidding.

我開玩笑的。
I'm just kidding.

我開玩笑的。
You.

你
Then the destination is on your left.

然後，目的地就在您的左側。
Guys, she only cares about her Starbucks.

夥計們，她只關心她的星巴克。
You do.

你會的
Her Starbucks.

她的星巴克
You want a Starbucks.

你想要星巴克
I want my Starbucks.

我要我的星巴克
I want Starbucks.

我要星巴克
Guess who is driving now.

猜猜現在是誰在開車？
And how much does she like my driving?

她有多喜歡我開車？
We're 10 minutes in.

我們已經開始 10 分鐘了。
And rate my driving skill 1 to 10. 10. 10?

給我的駕駛技術打 1 到 10 分。10.10?
Huh?

啊？
Really?

真的嗎？
Guys, I have some unfortunate news.

夥計們，我有個不幸的消息。
If you can look by our faces, we're not in the happiest mood.

如果你能從我們的臉上看出，我們的心情並不愉快。
Well, first of all, we missed a complete trail.

首先，我們錯過了一條完整的小路。
We're supposed to drive there because we wanted to go get Starbucks.

我們應該開車去那裡，因為我們想去喝星巴克。
It was on her phone.

是在她的手機上。
I'm just kidding.

我開玩笑的。
I'm just kidding.

我開玩笑的。
I'm just kidding.

我開玩笑的。
I'm just kidding.

我開玩笑的。
Second, what happened second?

第二，第二發生了什麼？
She tried to take pictures and record something.

她試圖拍照和記錄一些東西。
And she doesn't like it.

她不喜歡這樣。
Like always.

像往常一樣
And then the third thing.

然後是第三件事。
All of our phones are like 20%.

我們所有的手機都是 20%。
So we're at Target right now.

我們現在就在塔吉特
Getting some chargers.

買一些充電器
And don't ask why I have a blanket.

別問我為什麼有一條毯子。
Why?

為什麼？
Guys, after so many plans got ruined.

夥計們，這麼多計劃都泡湯了。
We decided to go get food.

我們決定去買吃的。
And it ended up being something good.

最後，它變成了一件好事。
We're at the beach.

我們在海邊
Huh?

啊？
We're at the beach.

我們在海邊
You're a bitch.

你是個婊子
You just called me a bitch.

你剛才叫我婊子
Is that what you said?

你是這麼說的嗎？
I said we're at the beach.

我說我們在海灘
We have Nutella breadsticks.

我們有果仁巧克力麵包條
I don't know what it is.

我不知道那是什麼。
Just random candy.

只是隨機的糖果。
We're here.

我們在這裡
A little date.

一個小約會
What?

什麼？
A little what?

一點什麼？
A little what?

一點什麼？
Actually, let's play a game.

其實，我們來玩個遊戲吧。
Who's going to say something louder?

誰會說得更大聲？
I hate Hawaii.

我討厭夏威夷。
Scream as loud as you can.

儘量大聲尖叫
Oh my god.

我的天啊
My turn first.

先輪到我
I hate Hawaii.

我討厭夏威夷。
Okay.

好的
Guys, there's people behind us.

夥計們，後面有人
And they're looking at us.

他們在看著我們
I hate Hawaii.

我討厭夏威夷。
That's so rude of you.

你太無禮了
So rude of you.

你太無禮了
Oh my.

我的天啊
Look.

你看
I took you to Hawaii.

我帶你去了夏威夷
Wow.

哇
You said it first.

是你先說的。
Wow, that's unbelievable.

哇，真是難以置信。
Name them one of the new things.

說出其中一種新事物的名稱。
Okay.

好的
Really?

真的嗎？
Yeah.

是啊
I never lost a chance to see a beautiful garden because of Starbucks.

我從未因為星巴克而失去欣賞美麗花園的機會。
Alright, go.

好了，走吧
Leave.

離開。
Drop it, drop it.

放下，放下
Just leave.

離開吧
Leave.

離開。
Leave.

離開。
I already feel bad.

我已經感覺很糟了。
It made me feel worse.

這讓我感覺更糟。
No.

不
I'm sorry.

對不起
I'm sorry.

對不起
It's okay.

沒關係。
You're my best friend.

你是我最好的朋友
I'm just kidding.

我開玩笑的。
You're my brother.

你是我哥哥
Sister.

姐姐
Sister.

姐姐
So we just finished the sushi and now we have the norms.

我們剛吃完壽司，現在又有了標準。
It looks really Hawaiian.

看起來真的很有夏威夷風情。
So we're going to try it.

所以我們要試試。
It looks really Hawaiian.

看起來真的很有夏威夷風情。
I don't want to try it.

我不想試。
You have to.

你必須這樣做。
You have to.

你必須這樣做。
Ew.

Ew.
Why?

為什麼？
It's so bad.

太糟糕了
You have to.

你必須這樣做。
It looks so bad.

看起來很糟糕。
You have to.

你必須這樣做。
You can spit it out.

你可以吐出來。
It's a hand-mixed and Hawaii.

這是一種手工調製的夏威夷葡萄酒。
It's not that bad.

沒那麼糟
You don't like it?

你不喜歡？
Guys, look.

夥計們，看
She's always complaining.

她總是在抱怨。
She's the one that picked it out.

是她挑出來的。
I'll give you five dollars if you jump in the water.

如果你跳進水裡，我給你五美元。
I'll give you ten if you shut up.

如果你閉嘴，我就給你十個。
Okay, today is the second day.

好了，今天是第二天。
We need to return the car today.

我們今天就得把車還回去
We need to go to ATV riding with my friend.

我們需要和我的朋友一起去騎全地形車。
He's going to pick us up in a bit and I think Nevada just got finished getting ready.

他馬上就要來接我們了，我想內華達州剛剛做好準備。
Oh, he's actually calling right now.

哦，他現在就在打電話。
Guys, look at this incredible farmer's market.

夥計們，看看這個令人難以置信的農貿市場。
If you guys live literally in Hawaii, you guys are lucky because literally everything is everywhere and it's so convenient to go anywhere.

如果你們真的住在夏威夷，那你們就太幸運了，因為這裡什麼都有，去哪裡都很方便。
Like, if you want to go like get something like, I don't know, for example, if you want to get something like this, walk down literally two minutes and you'll live in Hawaii.

比如，如果你想去買東西，我不知道，比如，如果你想買這樣的東西，走兩分鐘就能到夏威夷。
Oh, my God.

我的天啊
My car is back.

我的車回來了
Oh, my God.

我的天啊
How's it going?

進展如何？
How's it going?

進展如何？
How are you, man?

你好嗎？
How are you?

你好嗎？
How's it going?

進展如何？
Fifty minutes.

50分鐘
Yeah, like ten minutes.

對，大概十分鐘
Fifty minutes.

50分鐘
What time are we supposed to be there?

我們什麼時候到？
All right.

好的
A hundred miles an hour, guys.

時速100英里夥計們
A hundred miles an hour.

時速一百英里
A hundred miles an hour.

時速一百英里
I recognize your fragrance.

我認得你的香味
Hold up.

等一下
You ain't never got to say shit.

你是不是從來沒有說狗屎。
And I know you taste this a little bit.

我知道你嚐到了一點味道。
High maintenance.

維護成本高。
Everybody else basic.

其他人都是基本的。
You live life on an everyday basis.

你每天都在生活。
All right, guys.

好了夥計們
Wish me good luck.

祝我好運
She's currently complaining about her makeup.

她現在正在抱怨自己的妝容。
And he's also complaining about your makeup, right?

他還抱怨你的妝容，對吧？
Yeah, like my makeup is all coming out on me.

是啊，好像我的妝都花了。
Okay.

好的
I'll see you guys when we're about to crash.

我們要墜機的時候再見吧
All right, guys.

好了夥計們
I'm turning on the car.

我去開車
How do you feel, bro?

你感覺如何，兄弟？
Feeling good.

感覺很好
Feeling good.

感覺很好
Guys, Nevada's behind and I'm not sure how she's feeling.

夥計們內華達落後了我不知道她感覺如何
Guys, I can't believe we're actually doing this.

夥計們，真不敢相信我們真的在做這個。
We're actually going, guys.

我們真的要走了
And I'm the first one.

我是第一個。
They're all behind us.

他們都在我們後面。
Bro, this is so much fun, bro.

兄弟，這太有趣了，兄弟。
Nevada's still behind me.

內華達還在我後面
She's like third place right now.

她現在就像第三名。
Yo, he just passed me.

他剛超過我
Nevada's still stuck back there in the water.

內華達還困在水裡。
Yo, yo, yo.

喲，喲，喲
Go, go, go.

走，走，走。
Guys, he literally passed me.

夥計們，他真的超過我了。
Nevada rear-ended me.

內華達州追尾了我
Wait, the thing is stuck.

等等，那東西卡住了。
She's trying to fix it right now.

她現在正試著修復它。
And the two back part are literally stuck.

而後面的兩個部分簡直就是卡住了。
So, I don't know what to do.

所以，我不知道該怎麼辦。
Guys, I'm not sure how I ended up behind Nevada.

夥計們，我不知道我是怎麼落到內華達州後面的。
Here we are.

我們到了
Guys, both of our cars got stuck.

夥計們，我們的兩輛車都卡住了。
Okay, we are back in one piece.

好了，我們完好無損地回來了。
And Nevada didn't crash the car.

內華達州也沒有撞車。
So, we're good.

所以，我們很好。
Guys, we're driving.

夥計們，我們在開車
And guess who fell asleep?

猜猜誰睡著了？
She's asleep.

她睡著了
We are out.

我們出局了。
And guess who's changed a complete new outfit to go to the mall?

猜猜誰換了一身新衣服去商場？
Look at you.

看看你
Only Nevada.

只有內華達州。
Look at you.

看看你
I'm just kidding.

我開玩笑的。
Look at you.

看看你
I might have changed too.

我可能也變了。
I'm not gonna lie.

我不想撒謊。
But guess who decided to copy the color of my outfit?

但猜猜是誰決定模仿我衣服的顏色？
I should lie.

我應該撒謊。
Decided to copy my full outfit.

決定複製我的全套行頭。
Apparently, this is one of the biggest malls in...

顯然，這裡是...
I was gonna say Australia.

我本來想說澳洲。
I don't know why.

我也不知道為什麼。
This is one of the biggest malls in Hawaii.

這是夏威夷最大的購物中心之一。
And right here, we got Nevada complaining about the rain for the 600th time.

就在這裡，內華達已經第 600 次抱怨下雨了。
I didn't say...

我沒說...
I'm kidding.

我開玩笑的。
I'm just kidding.

我開玩笑的。
Alright, so today, we are taking a special someone to a date.

好了，今天我們要帶一個特別的人去約會。
And that will be Mike.

那就是邁克。
Nevada got stopped.

內華達被攔下了
Thank you.

謝謝。
Me, Nevada, and Mike literally just made a reservation for a Korean barbecue.

我、內華達和邁克剛剛預訂了韓國烤肉。
I can't believe we're eating Korean barbecue in Hawaii.

真不敢相信我們在夏威夷吃韓國烤肉。
It's like not Hawaiian food at all.

就好像根本不是夏威夷菜。
It's like Asian food.

這就像亞洲美食。
It's like my culture.

這就像我的文化。
You know what I'm saying?

你知道我在說什麼嗎？
Right now, Nevada has an idea for her vlog that we go to a Nordstrom.

現在，內華達在她的視頻博客裡有個想法，我們要去 Nordstrom。
And she tries an outfit that I pick.

她還試穿我挑選的衣服。
And I try an outfit that she picks.

我試著穿上她挑選的衣服。
So we'll see how that goes.

我們將拭目以待。
Okay, so the place we have picked is Zara.

好了，我們選的地方是 Zara。
It's not even my size.

這甚至不是我的尺寸。
Huh?

啊？
It's not even my size.

這甚至不是我的尺寸。
Oh, look.

哦，你看
He doesn't even know your size.

他甚至不知道你的尺寸。
He doesn't even know my size.

他甚至不知道我的尺寸。
That's so sad.

太悲哀了
Like what a true friend, yeah?

這才是真正的朋友，對吧？
No, for real.

不，是真的。
Oh my god.

我的天啊
I would never wear that.

我絕不會穿成這樣。
Definitely not.

絕對不是。
Why are you standing here?

你為什麼站在這裡？
He's a little too comfortable.

他有點太舒服了。
I think she's going to look good.

我覺得她會很漂亮。
She's going to look cute.

她看起來會很可愛。
She's going to come out.

她會出來的
And I'm going to be like, wow.

我會覺得，哇。
Wait, I'm going to be honest.

等等，我實話實說。
If you actually wear it, I like it.

如果你真的穿上了，我很喜歡。
I like the top.

我喜歡上衣。
You know the top.

你知道頂部。
You know the shorts.

你知道那些短褲。
It just doesn't match.

就是不匹配。
I really want...

我真的想...
Okay, guys.

好了夥計們
Lucky me, Zara is closed.

我很幸運，Zara 已經關門了。
But unlucky me, Nordstrom is still open.

但我很不幸，Nordstrom 還在營業。
So this girl right here is very, very happy to take her to Nordstrom.

所以這個女孩非常非常高興能帶她去 Nordstrom。
And choose an outfit for me.

為我選一套衣服
And buy it for me, right?

買給我，對嗎？
No.

不
You're going to buy it for me?

你要買給我？
Choose an outfit and buy it for me?

選擇一套衣服併為我購買？
Thank you so much.

非常感謝。
You guys heard it from her.

你們都聽她說了
Guys, after 10 minutes, look what she picked out.

夥計們，10 分鐘後，看看她挑了什麼。
It's not bad.

還不錯。
It's not bad.

還不錯。
At least it's not shorts.

至少不是短褲。
But the floor shirt, I'm not really sure.

但地板襯衫，我真的不確定。
That's cute.

真可愛
You look like a beach guy.

你看起來像個海灘男。
Okay, I'm not going to lie.

好吧，我不撒謊。
You gotta rate it. 7 out of 10. 7 out of 10?

你得給它打分。7分7分？
Let's go.

我們走吧
You won.

你贏了
You were just being mean to me.

你對我太刻薄了
I give you a good outfit.

我給你一套好衣服。
Just a 4.

只有 4 個。
Actually, he did not like it too.

事實上，他也不喜歡這樣。
Okay, came out of the dressing room, and now we have to literally run to the Korean BBQ.

好了，從更衣室出來，現在我們得跑去韓國燒烤店了。
We are so, so, so late. 20 minutes later.

我們遲到了，遲到了，遲到了。20分鐘後
Okay, we have officially made it to the Korean BBQ.

好了，我們正式開始韓國燒烤之旅。
We were literally so close.

我們真的很接近了。
We're not being able to get in.

我們進不去。
Guys, I'll tell you one tip when you guys eat Korean BBQ.

夥計們，我告訴你們一個吃韓國燒烤的小竅門。
You need the other people to cook for you, you know?

你需要其他人為你做飯，你知道嗎？
I'm just kidding, I'm just kidding.

開個玩笑，開個玩笑。
You just gotta vibe to the music while they cook.

你只需在烹飪時跟著音樂一起搖擺。
I'm not sure how blurry it is, but look at this view.

我不知道它有多模糊，但看看這個景色。
Wow.

哇
Wow.

哇
We're at the hotel.

我們在酒店
I'm going to sleep.

我要睡覺了
I don't care what she wants to do.

我不管她想做什麼。
See you guys tomorrow.

明天見
It is the third day, and we all woke up really late.

今天是第三天，我們都起得很晚。
And now we're all rushing to go catch our appointment for the jet ski because I booked it at 2.45, and none of us are ready.

現在我們都急著去趕水上摩托艇的約會，因為我訂的是 2 點 45 分，而我們都還沒準備好。
It's already 1.50, and the place is like 30 minutes away.

現在已經 1 點 50 分了，而那個地方離這裡有 30 分鐘的路程。
And I think Nevada just got done with their makeup.

我想內華達人剛剛化好妝。
Hi.

你好。
She's rushing.

她在趕時間
And the thing is, I have no shorts to go to jet ski.

問題是，我沒有短褲去玩水上摩托。
I completely forgot.

我完全忘了。
I can't wear long pants.

我不能穿長褲。
This whole trip, I've been wearing long pants and no shorts.

整個旅途中，我都穿著長褲，沒有穿短褲。
Yeah, so maybe I'll be wearing her pink shorts that she's wearing right now.

是啊，也許我會穿上她現在穿的粉色短褲。
But it's so short on me.

但我穿起來太短了。
It's so short.

太短了。
We are checking out now.

我們正在退房。
Thank you.

謝謝。
Guys, randomly, we just thought to show you guys our handshake.

夥計們，隨機的，我們只是想讓你們看看我們的握手。
Guys, we're literally running so late, and I'm so hungry.

夥計們，我們真的要遲到了，我好餓。
I'd rather miss jet ski than...

我寧願錯過水上摩托，也不願...
Wait, wait, wait.

等等，等等，等等。
I want to guess what you're going to get.

我想猜猜你會得到什麼。
Okay, guess.

好吧，猜猜看
So, I think bagel and French toast.

所以，我覺得是百吉餅和法式吐司。
It's because I told you before I opened the camera.

因為我在打開相機之前就告訴你了。
What are you talking about?

你在說什麼？
Guys, I got some great news.

夥計們，我有個好消息。
Great, great, great news, guys.

好消息，好消息，好消息，夥計們。
Me and Nevada, we completely missed our jet ski appointment because we were eating bagels.

我和內華達，因為吃了百吉餅，完全錯過了水上摩托的約會。
And we just decided to go parasailing.

我們決定去玩滑翔傘。
I'll put a photo of parasailing right here.

我在這裡放一張滑翔傘的照片。
Totally better than jet skiing, right?

總比水上摩托好吧？
No.

不
Guys, I don't know how we ended up doing this instead of jet ski, but...

夥計們，我不知道我們怎麼會做這個，而不是水上摩托，但...
Where is jet ski?

水上摩托艇在哪裡？
Guys, where is jet ski?

夥計們，水上摩托呢？
Where is jet ski?

水上摩托艇在哪裡？
It's not that bad.

沒那麼糟
You see, it's not that bad.

你看，沒那麼糟吧。
Are you scared?

你害怕嗎？
Yes!

是的！
Alright, guys.

好了，夥計們
So, a few people are going to go before us.

所以，有幾個人要走在我們前面。
And I'll let you guys know if we survive or not.

如果我們能活下來，我會告訴你們的。
Guys, I actually wish that Loki brought you guys up there.

夥計們，我真希望洛基把你們帶到那裡去。
It was so nice.

真是太好了。
Like, it was literally like floating.

就像，它真的就像漂浮在空中一樣。
And it was so peaceful, so fun.

它是如此寧靜，如此有趣。
She's just like, Oh my god, I want to go home.

她就想，天哪，我想回家。
I want to go home.

我想回家
Will I do it again?

我還會這樣做嗎？
Yes.

是的。
Would you do it again?

你還會這樣做嗎？
Yes.

是的。
Alright, I'm going to take that as a yes.

好吧，我就當你同意了。
We're going to go to the floor, okay?

我們要上樓了，好嗎？
Alright, got it.

好了，知道了
What's going on?

怎麼了？
Thank you.

謝謝。
What's him doing?

他在幹什麼？
Thank you.

謝謝。
Of course, of course.

當然，當然。
Alright, bye bye.

好吧，再見。
Guys, we made it to the beach.

夥計們，我們到海灘了。
We hopped on the Uber.

我們跳上 Uber。
We made it to the beach.

我們來到了海灘。
Nabata's over there filming for herself.

納巴塔在那邊自顧自地拍著呢。
I don't know what she's doing, but yeah, bro, dude, the view is so nice.

我不知道她在做什麼，不過是啊，兄弟，風景真不錯。
This is literally my last day here.

這是我在這裡的最後一天。
I wish I could spend more of my time here, you know?

我希望能在這裡多待些時間，你知道嗎？
But like, my flight is literally in two hours.

但我的班機還有兩小時就起飛了
I have to be in the airport in two hours.

兩小時後我得去機場
It's 7 right now.

現在是 7 點
Be at the airport at 9.

9 點到機場。
Dude, it's going to be so nice.

哥們兒，這下可好了。
Have I ever come back to Hawaii?

我有回過夏威夷嗎？
I want to know what's like best to do.

我想知道怎麼做最好。
So, you know, like, if you guys Hawaiians, if you guys are watching this, or the people who live in Hawaii, I'm in Honolulu right now.

所以，如果你們是夏威夷人，如果你們在看這個，或者住在夏威夷的人，我現在就在檀香山。
If I come back, it'll probably be the same place.

如果我回來，可能還是這個地方。
But let me know what I should try.

但請告訴我應該嘗試什麼。
Let me know what I should go.

讓我知道我該怎麼做。
We went, like, so many different places.

我們去了很多不同的地方。
I really wanted to go jet skiing.

我真的很想去玩水上摩托。
We couldn't do it, unfortunately.

很遺憾，我們做不到。
I don't know why.

我也不知道為什麼。
And Nabata's just running off.

而納畑就這麼跑了
I don't know where, if you guys see her.

我不知道在哪裡，如果你們看到她。
She's all the way right there.

她就在那兒
Alright, we just got done with the beach.

好了，我們剛從海灘回來。
Now we're at this restaurant.

現在我們在這家餐廳。
It's like right next to the beach.

好像就在海灘旁邊。
It's literally such a nice view.

這裡的景色真不錯。
Okay, so me and Nabata just ordered really Hawaiian food.

好吧，我和 Nabata 剛剛點了真正的夏威夷菜。
She got the spicy ahaibo, and I got the shrimp scampi.

她點了辣味海波，我點了蝦蛄。
The shrimp scampi literally just arrived.

蝦仁蝦蛄剛剛到。
What did you order?

您點了什麼？
Alright, guys.

好了，夥計們
Hotel is literally faster to walk there.

酒店從字面上看，步行過去更快。
It's 11 minutes away.

11 分鐘車程。
Driving there is 9 minutes.

駕車前往只需 9 分鐘。
So we just walk a little faster.

所以我們就走快一點。
Thank you.

謝謝。
Just dropped off our bags.

剛放下行李
Now heading way to the plane, to the airport, back to LA.

現在正趕往飛機場，返回洛杉磯。
What's happening?

發生了什麼事？
We officially arrived in LA.

我們正式抵達洛杉磯。
We just got all of our bags.

我們剛拿到所有行李。
It was like a 5 hour long flight.

飛行時間長達 5 個小時。
Really, really tiring.

真的，真的很累。
It's literally 7am right now.

現在是早上 7 點。
I need to go home.

我要回家。
I need to sleep for 2 hours and then break back up and then start my day.

我需要睡上兩個小時，然後再休息，然後開始一天的工作。
I think same for her too.

我覺得她也一樣。
Oh my god, I missed my car.

天哪，我錯過了我的車
My mom's in there.

我媽媽在裡面
Hello, hello, hello.

你好，你好，你好