Can you turn it down, please?

你能把聲音關小一點嗎？

You're starting to toast my marshmallows.

你開始烤我的棉花糖了。

Thank you very much.

非常感謝。

You're a nice kid.

你是個好孩子

Don't change.

不要改變。

All right.

好的

Let me see.

讓我看看

Yeah.

是啊

Look at our son.

看看我們的兒子

Such a big shot now.

現在是個大人物了。

Seems like just yesterday, I diapered this little tushy.

好像就在昨天，我還給這小傢伙換了尿布。

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, Mother, please.

哇，哇，哇，哇，哇，哇，哇，哇。媽媽，求你了

My tushy.

我的臀部

I have to work with these people, huh?

我必須和這些人一起工作，是吧？

What are you guys doing here?

你們在這裡做什麼？

Well, you asked us to pick up Michelle.

是你讓我們來接米歇爾的

Yes, it's 6 o'clock.

是的，現在是 6 點鐘。

It's only 4, Mother.

才4歲，媽媽

Oh, are we early?

我們來早了嗎？

Irene, you have a camera around your neck.

艾琳，你脖子上掛著相機。

You're not fooling anybody.

你騙不了任何人。

OK, OK.

好的，好的

We came to see Michelle.

你來找米歇爾

Where's our little superstar?

我們的小巨星呢？

Step aside, please.

請讓開

Make way for Miss Tanner.

給坦納小姐讓路

Hey, Dave.

嘿，戴夫

Hey, Dave, I told you you'd get a laugh with that.

嘿，戴夫，我就說你會笑的。

No, please, no autographs.

不，請不要簽名。

Miss Tanner can't write.

坦納小姐不會寫字。

Look at this little cutie pie she's like.

看看這個小可愛，她就像。

Irene, who's that redhead I like on Gilligan's Island?

艾琳，《吉利根島》裡我喜歡的那個紅頭髮的是誰？

Not Mary Ann, the movie star.

而不是電影明星瑪麗-安。

Tina Louise.

蒂娜-路易絲

That's right.

這就對了。

She's a teeny, tiny Tina.

她是一個很小很小的蒂娜。

And look at that little tushy.

看看這小屁股

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, Mother.

哇 哇 哇 哇 媽媽

Do you have to grab everyone's tushy?

你一定要抓住每個人的小弟弟嗎？

Come on, Irene.

來吧，艾琳

All right.

好的

Here we go, little angel.

來吧，小天使

OK, now what you do, you sit up here on the marshmallow.

好了，現在你要做的 就是坐在棉花糖上

Ma.

Ma.

Stand by, everyone.

大家準備

Stand by, everyone.

大家準備

We're almost ready.

我們就快準備好了。

OK, ready.

好了，準備好了。

Make marshmallow magic.

讓棉花糖變魔術

That's it, marshmallow magic.

就是這樣，棉花糖魔法。

OK, Michelle, let's show Mr. Malatesta just how we practiced it.

好了，米歇爾，讓我們向馬拉泰斯塔先生展示一下我們是如何練習的。

No more.

沒有了

This is just how she warms up.

她就是這樣熱身的。

That's right, she throws one first.

沒錯，她先扔了一個。

Meryl Streep, same technique.

梅麗爾-斯特里普，同樣的技巧。

OK, Michelle, remember, yummy in the tummy.

好了，米歇爾，記住，肚子裡的美味。

Yucky.

真噁心

It sounded like she said yucky.

聽起來她好像說 "噁心"。

Tummy full.

肚子飽飽的

Well, see, what's happened, sir, is she's rehearsed all day.

是這樣的 先生 她排練了一整天

She went through a whole bag of these.

她吃了一整袋。

Oh, hey, I understand.

哦，嘿，我明白了。

It happens.

它發生了。

Dump the baby.

把孩子扔掉

See if you can get me that baby from the dog food commercial.

看看你能不能把狗糧廣告裡的那個小寶寶給我弄來。

Sir, let her digest.

先生，讓她消化一下吧。

Is this guy crazy?

這傢伙瘋了嗎？

This is the next Tina Louise.

這是下一個蒂娜-路易絲。

Mickey, let me talk to him.

米基 讓我跟他談談

I can be nice.

我可以很好。

Mother, that's my boss.

媽媽，那是我老闆。

Don't touch his tushy.

別碰他的屁股

Oh, Michelle, you were terrific.

哦，米歇爾，你太棒了。

We just let you eat too many marshmallows.

我們只是讓你吃了太多的棉花糖。

Now, don't take this personally.

現在，別往心裡去。

You're fired.

你被解僱了

You're fired.

你被解僱了

No, you're fired.

不，你被解僱了