What the...

什麼...

Gumball, when I told you to clean your room, I didn't mean put everything in the washing machine!

口香糖，當我告訴你打掃房間時，我不是說把所有東西都放進洗衣機裡！

Not a moment's peace around here.

這裡一刻也不得安寧

Where is he now?

他現在在哪裡？

Gumball!

口香糖

Why is the bathtub full of soda?

為什麼浴缸裡全是蘇打水？

He must have been trying to make some kind of amazing homemade jacuzzi.

他一定是想自制一個神奇的按摩浴缸。

I think it's important to encourage the creativity of a child because...

我認為鼓勵孩子的創造力非常重要，因為...

It was you, wasn't it?

是你，對嗎？

Yes.

是的。

Gumball, how did you manage to bring both sand and snow into the house?

口香糖，你是怎麼把沙子和雪都帶進屋裡的？

I'm not even going to ask about that.

我甚至都不想問這個問題。

Gumball!

口香糖

Gumball?

口香糖？

Oh my gosh, Richard!

哦，我的天哪，理查德！

Get the hunting net!

獲取狩獵網

He got out again!

他又下車了！

I'm here!

我在這裡

You're lucky you're so cute.

你真幸運，長得這麼可愛。

Otherwise, I'd have sold you to the freak show by now.

否則，我早就把你賣給怪人秀了。

What's a freak show?

什麼是怪人秀？

It's like our family, but people pay to see it.

它就像我們的家庭，但人們花錢來看它。

Dang that jerk!

該死的混蛋

That's the 27th time!

這已經是第 27 次了！

I was an energetic kid, but this one operates in a different time frame.

我是個精力充沛的孩子，但這個孩子的活動時間框架不同。

Eat!

吃吧

By the power of nuts, I command you to eat!

藉助堅果的力量，我命令你們吃東西！

By the power of nuts, I command you to eat!

藉助堅果的力量，我命令你們吃東西！

I killed his appetite!

我殺了他的胃口！

Or maybe worse...

或者更糟...

Shh!

噓

He's finally gone down.

他終於倒下了。

Quick!

快！

Sleep where you can!

能睡的地方就睡！

Second wind!

第二陣風

This can't go on.

不能再這樣下去了。

Wait a minute!

等一下

Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

你和我想的一樣嗎？

Let's get him a pet!

我們給他買只寵物吧

Go back in time and make sure we never... we get him a pet!

回到過去，確保我們永遠不會......我們給他一隻寵物！

What a good idea we both just had!

我們倆剛才都想到了一個好主意！

He hasn't moved for over 13 seconds.

他已經有 13 秒沒動了。

And there's no alphabet soup on the ceiling.

天花板上也沒有字母湯。

Ha ha ha!

哈哈哈！

So what are you going to call him, sweetie?

你打算叫他什麼，親愛的？

Darwin!

達爾文

What?

什麼？

But that spells chipoxfrut.

但這就拼成了 chipoxfrut。

We really need to get you enrolled in school.

我們真的需要讓你入學。

I can see from your serious expression that you ask yourself a lot of important questions.

我從你嚴肅的表情中看出，你問了自己很多重要的問題。

Like, if I ate myself, would I get twice as big?

比如說，如果我把自己吃了，我會不會變得比現在大一倍？

Or just disappear?

還是就此消失？

Oh, thank goodness.

謝天謝地

Someone else to listen to his questions.

有別人聽他提問

I know!

我知道

I got a nosebleed thinking about if there's nothing faster than light, how did the dark get there first?

想著想著，我就流鼻血了，如果沒有比光更快的東西，那黑暗怎麼會先到達那裡呢？

My muscles!

我的肌肉

Look at all this!

看看這些！

What happened to us?

我們怎麼了？

I think we just relaxed for the first time in years.

我想這是我們多年來第一次放鬆下來。

Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah...

啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊......

Aaaaaaah!

啊啊啊

Whyyy!!!

為什麼？

It's time to wake up.

該醒醒了。

I made you breakfast!

我給你做了早餐

Thank you, honey.

謝謝你，親愛的。

But don't you have anything else to do?

但你就沒有別的事情可做了嗎？

Nope.

沒有。

Go play with Darwin.

去和達爾文玩吧

I can't.

我做不到

He won't wake up.

他不會醒的

He looks like this.

他長這樣

Oh, excuse me, wife, and my son.

哦，不好意思，是妻子和兒子。

I'm just going to the store to buy another...

我正要去商店再買一個...

Orange!

橙色

By which I mean, the same orange!

我的意思是，同一個橙色！

Why don't you both stay here in this room while I get rid of the old orange?

你們倆就待在這個房間裡吧，我去把舊橘子扔掉。

In fact, there is no old orange.

事實上，沒有老橙子。

There's just one continuous orange.

只有一個連續的橙色。

Okay, bye!

好的，再見

Swing low, sweet Chariot!

搖擺吧，甜蜜的戰車

Hmm...

嗯...

Wait a minute!

等一下

Did you just go to the store wearing that?

你就穿成這樣去商店？