Name: 黑巧克力比牛奶巧克力更健康嗎？ (Is Dark Chocolate More Healthy than Milk Chocolate?)
Uploaded: 2024-06-17T13:34:34.000Z
Duration: 2 min 37 s

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There he is milk chocolate the son of dark chocolate 70% cacao and 100% super pure cow milk his father would like him to become a healthy chocolate just like himself my boy You gotta fill up yourself with antioxidants like your dad.

這就是牛奶巧克力，他是黑巧克力 70% 可可粉和 100% 超純牛奶的兒子，他的父親希望他能像自己一樣成為健康的巧克力，我的孩子，你得像你爸爸一樣，讓自己充滿抗氧化劑。

I am bursting with flavanols I have more than the super fruit.

我體內的黃烷醇比超級水果還多。

Did you hear that blueberry little loser?

你聽到那個藍莓小失敗者說什麼了嗎？

Be friends with the heart and protect him don't worry, baby that risk for heart disease I'm gonna take it down 57% for you Learn how to regulate cholesterol up with a good one down with the bad one.

與心臟做朋友，保護他，別擔心，寶貝，心臟病的風險我會為你降低 57%，學習如何調節膽固醇，用好的膽固醇降低壞的膽固醇。

Just like I do all the time I know how to kill that stress hormone cortisol Then put you in a good mood and even make your brain work better when you're old and gray Dementia his mom cow milk is also an overachiever I have an official title.

就像我一直在做的那樣，我知道如何殺死壓力荷爾蒙皮質醇，然後讓你心情舒暢，甚至讓你的大腦在年老色衰時更好地工作。

I am the best drink for mammals by mammals and make your baby strong My high-quality protein has a nine essential amino acid for your beautiful body and your bones I give them Doesn't even know but little milk chocolate has other plans dad Mom, I want to tell you something.

我是哺乳動物最好的飲料，讓你的寶寶更強壯 我的優質蛋白質含有九種人體必需的氨基酸，讓你的身體和骨骼更美麗 我給他們甚至不知道，但小牛奶巧克力有其他的計劃 爸爸媽媽，我想告訴你一件事。

Um, I know what I want to do when I grow up Healthy nutritious.

嗯，我知道我長大後想做什麼了 健康營養。

Um, I would like to Make people fat What make people fat are you out of your mind, are you crazy I knew that friendship with sugar was not good for him What are we done wrong?

嗯，我想讓人發胖 什麼讓人發胖 你瘋了嗎，你瘋了嗎 我知道和糖交朋友對他不好 我們做錯了什麼？

Haven't you seen your own label 12 grams of sugar per cup a product?

難道你沒看到自己的標籤上寫著每杯產品含 12 克糖嗎？

And you stop acting like you're pure cacao dad grandpa cacao without some sugar People don't even like you don't be such a hypocrite and let the boy do his thing.

你也別裝得像個不加糖的純可可老爹可可爺爺了，人們甚至都不喜歡你，別這麼虛偽，讓孩子做他自己的事吧。

Grandpa Don't you worry about it now go son and make the world fat and happy i'm off When I become fat in someone's belly i'll send you a postcard.

爺爺，你不用擔心，現在去吧，兒子，讓世界變得肥胖而快樂，我走了，當我在別人的肚子裡變得肥胖時，我會給你寄明信片的。

 I love you Oh how sweet don't be friend just any sugar and be kind to the liver

我愛你，哦，多麼甜蜜，不要和隨便什麼糖做朋友，要善待肝臟