Any Chinese?

有中國人嗎？

Yeah.

是啊

Woo!

Woo！

I'm saying, that could be your last name.

我是說，那可能是你的姓。

Woo!

Woo！

It's a mess over there.

那邊一團糟。

It's a mess over there.

那邊一團糟。

That's who can't do business together.

那就是不能一起做生意的人。

Chinese people and Indian people cannot do business together.

中國人和印度人不能一起做生意。

Because Indians cannot live without a bargain and Chinese people cannot give you a bargain.

因為印度人不能沒有便宜，而中國人不能給你便宜。

Their objective is to get every penny from you and ours is to keep every penny.

他們的目標是從你那裡得到每一分錢，而我們的目標是留住每一分錢。

That's a really bad power struggle there.

這真是一場糟糕的權力鬥爭。

I went to this Chinese mall.

我去了這家中國商場。

Some of you may know it, Pacific Mall.

你們中的一些人可能知道它，太平洋購物中心。

That's the wrong place for an Indian guy to go.

印度人不該去那裡。

I saw this bag, I wanted to buy this bag there.

我看到這個包，就想在那裡買這個包。

I go, how much?

我去，多少錢？

I go to the Chinese guy behind the counter.

我去找櫃檯後面的中國人。

How much?

多少錢？

He goes, thirty-five dollars.

他走了，35 美元。

How about thirty?

三十怎麼樣？

And Chinese people will never tell you no.

中國人永遠不會拒絕你。

The longest no you've ever heard in your life.

你這輩子聽過的最長的 "不"。

Like you just said, the most ridiculous thing they've ever heard in their life.

就像你剛才說的，這是他們這輩子聽過的最荒唐的話。

I'll give you thirty.

我給你三十

No.

不

No.

不

I can't do thirty dollars.

我付不起 30 美元。

I sell you thirty dollars today, you come tomorrow, I'll close down.

我今天賣你三十塊錢，你明天來，我就關門。

I'm like, alright, well then give me a deal on the purse, man.

我就說，好吧，那就在錢包上給我做個交易吧，夥計。

I don't want to pay thirty-five bucks.

我不想付 35 美元。

Okay, one second.

好的 等一下

I talk to my wife.

我和我妻子談過。

One second.

一秒鐘

Thank you.

謝謝。

Okay, you seem like a nice guy.

好吧，你看起來是個好人

I'll give you the best price.

我會給你最優惠的價格。

Thirty-four fifty.

3450.

I'm like, that's fifty cents, man.

我想，這是50美分，男人。

He goes, fifty cents is a lot of money.

他說，50 美分是一大筆錢。

You save fifty cents here, then maybe you go somewhere else, you save another fifty cents.

你在這裡省了五毛錢，然後可能去別的地方，你又省了五毛錢。

Then you have one dollar.

那麼你就有一美元。

Then you take your dollar, you go to the dollar store, you buy something else.

然後，你拿著你的一美元，去一美元商店買別的東西。

This starts turning into my money manager or something.

這就開始變成我的理財經理什麼的了。

Let me financial plan for you.

讓我為您制定財務計劃。

I'm like, you know what, dude, forget it.

我想，你知道嗎，老兄，算了吧。

I don't want it, it's not a deal.

我不想要，這不是交易。

He starts telling me stuff that has nothing to do with anything.

他開始跟我說一些無關緊要的事情。

I go, I'm leaving.

我走了，我要走了。

He goes, hey, be a man.

他說，嘿，像個男人。

Be a man.

做個男子漢

Do the right thing.

做正確的事

What are you talking about, do the right thing?

你在說什麼，做正確的事？

Maybe you don't buy the purse right now.

也許你現在不買這個錢包。

You go somewhere, you walk around the mall, you see something else you don't buy, you come back, you say, hey, I want the purse for $34.50.

你去了某個地方，在商場裡轉了一圈，看到了其他你沒買的東西，回來後，你會說，嘿，我想要那個 34.5 美元的錢包。

I say, no.

我說，不。

You don't give for $34.50 now, price gone up maybe $40.

現在的價格不是 34.50 美元，而是 40 美元。

Be a man.

做個男子漢

We just can't do business, man.

我們只是不能做生意，夥計。

We could work together, we just can't work with each other.

我們可以一起工作，只是不能互相合作。

We just can't do business.

我們就是沒法做生意。

We just can't do business.

我們就是沒法做生意。

We just can't do business.

我們就是沒法做生意。

We just can't do business.

我們就是沒法做生意。

We just can't do business.

我們就是沒法做生意。

We just can't do business.

我們就是沒法做生意。