I don't know what that is still.

我還不知道那是什麼。

Bye.

再見。

Bye.

再見。

I can't do it.

我做不到

What? What are you talking about?

什麼？你在說什麼？

Dude, I was so ready to like run in there, like kill her and stuff, but I just, I've hungover from the wedding.

老兄，我已經準備好衝進去 殺了她之類的，但我在婚禮上宿醉未醒

Wedding?

婚禮？

Yeah, you're going to have to do it. I can't do it. I can't do it.

是的，你必須這麼做我辦不到我做不到

Okay, fine. Pass me Jumbo's knife.

好吧把珍寶的刀遞給我

Actually, this is a fake knife.

實際上，這是一把假刀。

What?

什麼？

Yeah, it's one of those plastic knives that retracts. See?

是的，是那種可以縮回去的塑膠刀。看到沒？

Oh my God.

我的天啊

It's a gag knife.

這是一把插科打諢的刀。

Oh my God. I paid $600 for that, dude.

我的天啊我花了600美元買的，老兄

Oh, you should probably try to get that back.

哦，你也許應該試著把它找回來。

He deleted everything and moved to New Jersey. I can't go home.

他刪除了一切，搬到了紐澤西。我回不了家了

Oh my gosh.

我的天啊

Oh, that's bad.

哦，真糟糕。

Oh my God. What are you doing?

我的天啊你在幹什麼？

Uh, I guess we were trying to stab you in the heart.

呃，我猜我們是想在你的心臟上捅一刀。

What? Why? Do you not like me?

什麼？為什麼？你不喜歡我嗎？

No, no, we don't. No, you're evil.

不，不，我們沒有不，你們是惡魔

Yeah, you're the daughter of Satan.

是啊，你是撒旦的女兒。

You think I'm evil? You've misunderstood me.

你覺得我很邪惡？你誤會我了

Wait, wait, wait. Are you saying that you didn't suck the boss's life out of him and put him into a sclerotoma so you could take over the business and give it all to Satan?

等等 等等 等等你是說你沒有把老闆的命吸出來 然後把他塞進硬腫症裡 這樣你就可以接管生意 把一切都獻給撒旦？

No, I did do all of that, but you didn't have to be so nasty about it.

不，這些我都做了，但你沒必要說得這麼難聽。

Wait, what about the boss?

等等，老闆怎麼辦？

I don't get it. Shouldn't the curse be broken by now?

我不明白。詛咒不是應該已經破除了嗎？

Wait, Charlie, I remember reading in that book that the only way to wake someone from the demon's curse is a kiss of true love.

等等，查理，我記得在那本書裡讀到過 只有真愛之吻才能喚醒被惡魔詛咒的人

All right, I'll do it for the boss.

好吧，我替老闆做。

No, no, I'm just fucking with you. I'm good. I'm good.

不，不，我只是跟你開玩笑。我很好 我很好 I'm good.I'm good.

Don't do that shit, man. I've got a heart condition, dude.

別這樣我有心臟病 夥計

Oh, come on, Charlie. Don't be like that.

拜託 查理別這樣

Dude, seriously, I have a pacemaker. I don't mind the joke, but just not with the hard stuff. Don't mess with the hard stuff.

老兄，說真的，我有心臟起搏器。我不介意你開玩笑，但別拿硬東西開玩笑。別跟硬東西過不去

No, but all jokes aside, thanks for breaking me out of that curse.

沒有，但玩笑歸玩笑，謝謝你讓我擺脫了詛咒。

Last thing I remember, she was sucking the soul right out of my asshole.

我記得的最後一件事是，她正在吸走我屁眼裡的靈魂。

I'm out.

我不幹了