I'm very hairy.

我毛很多

I have an extremely high pain tolerance.

我超級能忍痛的

Some people do this all the time, right? So it can't be that bad.

有些人常做除毛不是嗎？應該不會那麼痛

I'm pretty sure I'll be okay.

我保證我不會有事

For as prevalent as bikini waxes seem to be, I have very little idea of what they actually are.

比基尼除毛現在很流行，但我實在搞不懂那是啥

WOMAN: So, you're a first time waxer? MAN: Yes. WOMAN: You really kinda don't know; there's choices that you have.

女生：所以，你第一次除毛？ -男生：是阿 -女生：你應該不太清楚這是什麼，這裡有幾個選擇

I kinda want to do what I do with my normal haircut, which is like, a walk-in and I'm like, "Hey, just clean me up."

我想要那種就像我剪頭髮時，我只要走進去，然後說"嘿，幫我弄清爽一點"

MAN: Can I get shapes? WOMAN: You can get shapes. MAN: Can I get a dragon? WOMAN: Uhh, no.

男生：可以有造型嗎？ -女：當然可以 -男：幫我剃個龍 -女：呃，不行喔

Come on in and then we'll get started.

進來吧，我們很快就開始

I don't have any time for regrets, I'm here, I'm more naked than I'm used to being in public places.

躺在這，沒時間後悔了。我比平常在任何公共場合還要赤裸

I'm sure it's going to be fine. This is most the nervous I've been about anything in a very long time.

我想應該沒問題。我很久沒這麼緊張了。

MAN: I'm sorry that you have to get so well acquainted with my.. my bits. WOMAN: No, it's fine.

男：拍謝，你會很熟悉我的....小弟弟 -女：不會啦，沒事的。

I still just have this, like, fear of my skin coming up.

我還是有點...怕...我的皮膚會被拔起來

Let's get going.

來吧！

Ooh, that's warm.

喔...好暖

Who was the first person to do this?

誰發明這個？

Take a breath... First piece.. Okay..

深呼吸...第一片...好...

MAN: Do it to it. WOMAN: Ready? MAN: Yep.

男：就來吧！ -女：準備好了？ -男：準備好了

That wasn't bad at all.

沒那麼糟啊

Okay..

好...

Oooh.. cool.

喔....酷...

It's a one-two punch of hot torture and then pulling torture. Aaah.

灼熱感連續猛擊，還有拉扯的刺痛感。啊~~

It's like a short tiny electric shock.

有點像瞬間觸電的感覺

Don't cross your legs on me. You don't wanna get stuck together.

腳不要交叉起來，你應該不想被黏住吧

Cool. Ooh, that one hurt.

酷...噢...超痛！

Alright, lift your legs. We're gonna do your butt now... Just like that.

好的，抬起你的腿，現在要處理屁屁了...就像這樣

I feel like a baby.

我好像嬰兒一般

MAN: This is going to be an interesting area. WOMAN: Yeah... MAN: OOoohhh!

男：這區會很有意思啊 -女：是阿... -男：噢噢噢噢噢!!!

Do it.

來吧！

For this, I'm going to just have you take a deep breath.

接下來請你深呼吸

AAAARIANA GRANDE! Shit... This is way worse than I'd thought it would be.

亞莉安娜·格蘭德！(美國歌手及演員) 媽的....比想像中還痛

AAHHH

啊~~~~

AH! Shit! There was a second one!

啊！可惡！竟然還有第二次！

Eh, Not so bad.

呃...沒那麼糟阿

Now I'm just sad.

好難過喔

MAN: All the girls said the butt would be the easiest. That was way worse. WOMAN: You guys are a little bit more sensitive in this area. MAN: Yeah, you're telling.

男：女生都說屁屁那邊不會痛啊，明明痛慘了 -女：男生屁屁比較敏感 -男：是啊，都是你在講

You know they say, beauty is pain.

你知道大家都說要變美得受苦

Now hearing somebody say, "I'm going to get waxed..." I know it's the equivalent of somebody saying, "I'm going to go jump out of a one story building."

現在我要是聽到有人說"我要去除毛了...."，這就等於說"我現在要從一層樓高的房子上跳下去"

I feel poetic right now.

我現在滿懷詩意啊

I feel like I'm gonna have a spring in my step. Like I'm gonna go just waltzing down the street.

現在像腳上裝了彈簧，好像我等等就可以去街上跳華爾滋

It's a giant, big, significant thing that people do and a lot of people don't appreciate them enough for doing it.

這是很偉大又重要的事，但很多人都不懂得欣賞

WOMAN: No... Well hopefully now, you'll appreciate every woman who tells you, "Oh, I gotta go get waxed." MAN: I know!

女：才不...幸好現在當女生對你說"我要去除毛"時，你會懂得欣賞 -男：我懂

WOMAN: And then hopefully you'll be like, "Yo, me too, let's go together. You do it, I do it. MAN: ...Maybe.

女：也希望你會說"我也是耶！我們一起去！" -男：....或許吧

I'm still not sure how I feel about it.

我還是不確定我對除毛感覺

I feel like I can run faster.

我好像可以跑更快了

It's just so comfortable. It's like an unfurnished basement.

超舒服阿！感覺下面還未開發一樣。

I recommend that all guys try this, if not to look sexier, but to understand what women have to go through.

我建議男生都來試試，即使不是為了看起來更性感一點，也可以了解女生除毛的痛

It's like taking the regulator cap off a car, ya know? Everything is just, much freer and looser.

感覺像把車上的調節器拿走，你知道嗎？感覺更輕鬆、寬敞