THAT EVERYBODY IS TALKING ABOUT.

每個人都在討論著

IT'S NOT THAT IT'S A BILLION DEGREES HERE.

不是天氣又熱到爆

IT'S THAT THERE'S A BRAND-NEW DUNKIN' DONUTS.

而是這裡開了間全新的 Dunkin' Donuts

THERE'S NEVER BEEN ONE IN LOS ANGELES,

洛城裡以前從來沒出現過

AND PEOPLE ARE VERY EXCITED.

所以大家都很興奮

NOW, LOOK, I LOVE A DOUGHNUT AS MUCH AS THE NEXT GAL,

聽著，我愛甜甜圈跟我愛女孩一樣

BUT PEOPLE ARE LOSING THEIR MINDS,

但大家真的都瘋了

AND IT GAVE ME AN IDEA.

所以我有個點子

I SENT AN AUDIENCE MEMBER THERE TO ACT LIKE A CASHIER.

我派了一個觀眾去扮演店員

WE PUT HIDDEN CAMERAS IN THERE.

我們在裡面裝了隱藏攝影機

HE HAS AN EARPIECE, AND HE HAS TO SAY

他戴了耳機，然後他必須要說

EVERYTHING I TELL HIM TO SAY.

任何我叫他說的話

HE IS PRETENDING TO BE A CASHIER.

他現在是假扮成店員

SAUL, IF YOU CAN HEAR ME,

索爾，如果你聽的到

I WANT YOU TO WHISPER "MUNCHKIN."

就小聲說 "小甜球"

- MUNCHKIN. - OKAY.

- 小甜球 - OK

SO YOU CAN GREET THE NEXT-- THE FIRST CUSTOMER.

你可以去招呼下一個... 第一個客人

CAN I HELP THE NEXT CUSTOMER?

下一位，有什麼我能為您服務的?

- CAN I HELP THE NEXT CUSTOMER?

- 有什麼我能為您服務的?

- THANKS A LOT. YEAH, HEY.

- 謝了，嘿

- WELCOME TO DUNKIN' DONUTS.

- 歡迎光臨 Dunkin' Donuts

- A DOZEN-- - WELCOME TO DUNKIN' DONUTS.

- 我要一打... - 歡迎光臨 Dunkin' Donuts

- THANK YOU.

- 謝謝

- WE PUT THE DUNK IN DONUTS.

- 我們把拿甜甜圈來玩灌籃

WHAT CAN I GET YOU?

你想要點什麼?

- WE PUT THE DUNK IN DONUTS. - OKAY.

- 我們把拿甜甜圈來玩灌籃 - OK

- WHAT CAN I GET YOU?

- 你想要點什麼

- I JUST WANT TWO MUNCHKINS. - HOW 'BOUT THIS HEAT?

- 我想要兩個小甜球 - 不覺得很熱嗎?

- CAN I DO THAT? - HOW 'BOUT THIS HEAT?

- 這樣可以嗎? - 不覺得很熱嗎?

- IT'S HOT. IT REALLY IS. MELTING--I'M MELTING.

- 很熱啊，真的很熱，我都快融化了

- YEAH, I DON'T HAVE AIR CONDITIONING.

- 是啊，我家裡沒有冷氣

I DON'T HAVE AIR CONDITIONING.

我家裡沒有冷氣

- I DON'T HAVE AIR CONDITIONING.

- 我家裡沒有冷氣

- SO I'M SO HAPPY TO BE HERE. - I'M HAPPY TO BE HERE.

- 所以我很愛來這邊 - 我很愛來這邊

- CAN I GET TWO MUNCHKINS, OR DO I HAVE TO BUY--

- 我可以只買兩個小甜球，還是我必須要買...

- OOH, IT IS SO HOT IN HERE.

- 噢! 這裡真是超熱的

- IT IS SO HOT IN HERE. - IT IS?

- 這裡真是超熱的 - 是嗎?

- YEAH. - YEAH.

- 是啊 - 是啊

- CAN I START ORDERING NOW?

- 我可以點餐了嗎?

- YES, DESCRIBE WHAT YOU WANT.

- 可以了，形容一下你想要什麼

- YES, YES. WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE?

- 可以、可以，你想要什麼?

- WE'RE GONNA GET FOUR BOSTON KREMES.

- 我們要四個波士頓甜甜圈

- CAN YOU DESCRIBE THE BOSTON KREME TO ME?

- 可以幫我形容一下波士頓甜甜圈嗎?

- CAN YOU DESCRIBE WHAT YOU WANT?

- 可以形容一下你想要的是什麼嗎?

- YEAH. LOTS OF CHOCOLATE.

- 嗯，有很多巧克力

- YES, GO ON. - YES, GO ON.

- 好的，繼續說 - 好的，繼續說

- WHERE'S YOUR BOX? - OH, LET ME GET A BOX.

- 你不用拿個盒子嗎? - 噢，我拿一下盒子

- LET ME GET A BOX. LET ME GET A BOX.

- 我拿一下盒子、我拿一下盒子

- OKAY, OKAY. HOW DO YOU LIKE THE BOX?

- OK，OK，你們喜歡這盒子嗎?

- FOUR BOSTON KREME.

- 四個波士頓甜甜圈

- HOW DO YOU LIKE THEM?

- 怎麼樣的波士頓?

- ROUND, PLEASE.

- 圓的，謝謝

[laughter]

[笑聲]

- OKAY, PUT THEM IN THERE, SAUL. PUT THEM IN THERE.

- 好了，把它們放進去，索爾把它們放進去

- TOP RIGHT. TOP RIGHT. OH, OR THOSE.

- 右上、最上面的，噢這也可以啦

- PUT ONE OF EACH, OF EVERY ONE, IN THERE.

- 每一種放一個，各放一個進去

GRAB ONE OF EACH OF EVERYTHING.

每一種都拿一個

JUST--YEP.

就是... 沒錯

- I THINK YOU'RE GETTING--

- 我覺得你在...

YOU'RE GETTING ONE OF EVERYTHING.

你每種都拿了一個

- NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. - ALL RIGHT.

- 不是、不是、不是、不是、不是 - 好的

- YOU KNOW, WE CAN TRY A VARIETY.

- 其實我們可以多方嘗試

THAT'S THE WHOLE POINT. - HE'S JUST DOING WHAT HE WANTS.

妳說到重點了 - 他完全知道我們想要什麼

- VARIETY IS THE SPICE OF LIFE.

- 多樣性是生活的調味劑

- VARIETY IS THE SPICE OF LIFE.

- 多樣性是生活的調味劑

- SO HERE YOU GO.

- 這是您的甜甜圈

- MORE CHOCOLATE, MORE CHOCOLATE.

- 多一點巧克力的，多一點巧克力的

- OKAY, PUT SOME MORE CHOCOLATE IN THERE.

- 好，多放一些巧克力的

- HERE YOU GO.

- 這是您的甜甜圈

OH, MORE CHOCOLATE, MORE CHOCOLATE.

噢，多一點巧克力的，巧克力

- HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO A DUNKIN' DONUTS BEFORE,

- 你們以前有來過 Dunkin' Donuts 嗎?

OR IS THIS YOUR FIRST ONE?

還是這是你們第一次?

- I GUESS I DON'T NEED ANY MUNCHKINS.

- 我想我不要小甜球了

- HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO A DUNKIN' DONUTS BEFORE,

- 你們以前有來過 Dunkin' Donuts 嗎?

OR IS THIS YOUR FIRST ONE?

還是這是你們第一次?

- WE'RE BOTH FROM THE EAST COAST, SO...

- 我們都是從東岸來的，所以...

- SO YOU'VE BEEN-- - WE'VE BEEN TO DUNKIN' DONUTS.

- 所以你們都有... - 我們有去過 Dunkin' Donuts

- WHICH ONE HAVE YOU BEEN TO?

- 你們去了哪一間

- SO YOU'VE BEEN TO DUNKIN' DONUTS BEFORE?

- 所以你們有去過 Dunkin' Donuts?

WHICH ONE HAVE YOU BEEN TO?

你們去了哪一間

- LIKE, BOSTON. - WHICH ONE?

- 就在... 波士頓? - 哪一間?

- WAS TIM THERE? - HAMPTON, MASSACHUSETTS.

- 提姆有在那嗎? - 麻省的漢普頓

- WHAT'S FUN THERE? - IN MASSACHUSETTS?

- 那裡有什麼好玩的? - 你說在麻省嗎?

[laughter]

[笑聲]

IN MASSACHUSETTS?

你說在麻省嗎?

IT'S--IT'S LIKE THIS WEATHER IN THE SUMMER,

那邊... 夏天的天氣這跟這邊一樣

AND THEN IN THE WINTER, IT'S LOTS OF SNOW.

冬天的時候是冰天雪地

- DO YOU WANT TO HEAR A JOKE?

- 你們想聽個笑話嗎?

- DO YOU WANT TO HEAR A JOKE? - YES.

- 你們想聽個笑話嗎? - 要

- WHAT DID ONE DOUGHNUT SAY TO THE DOUGHNUT HE JUST MET?

- 一個甜甜圈對他剛遇到的甜甜圈說了什麼?

- WHAT DID ONE DOUGHNUT SAY

- 一個甜甜圈他對

TO THE DOUGHNUT HE JUST MET?

另一個剛遇到的甜甜圈說了什麼?

- I DON'T KNOW. - YOU DO-NUT KNOW ME.

- 我不知道 - 你 "甜甜圈" 我 (註：DO-NUT 與 DO NOT 諧音)

[laughter]

[笑聲]

- YOU DO NOT KNOW ME.

- 你不認識我

- YOU DO-NUT KNOW ME.

- 你 "甜甜圈" 我

- YOU DO NOT KNOW ME.

- 你不認識我

YOU DO-NUT KNOW ME.

你 "甜甜圈" 我

[laughter]

[笑聲]

- GIVE THEM THE DOUGHNUTS.

- 把甜甜圈給他們

GIVE THEM THE DOUGHNUTS.

把甜甜圈拿給他們

THAT'LL BE 35¢.

總共是 0.35 元

- THAT'LL BE 35¢.

- 總共是 0.35 元

- BOOM.

- 噗

[laughter]

[笑聲]

REALLY? - 35¢, YES, SIR.

真的嗎? - 0.35 元，沒錯先生

- 35¢, YEP.

- 就是 0.35 元

- HOW DO WE DO THIS?

- 我們要怎麼付?

- I HAVE A 20.

- 我有一張20元

- OKAY, I'LL JUST TAKE THAT THEN.

- OK，就給我這張吧

I'LL JUST TAKE THAT. - I'LL TAKE THAT.

就給我這張吧 - 就給我這張

- THANK YOU, BYE. - I'LL TAKE THAT.

- 謝啦，再見 - 就給我這張

- BYE. THANK YOU.

- 再見，謝啦

[laughter]

[笑聲]

BYE.

再見

- THIS CAN'T BE SERIOUS. - OKAY.

- 你在開玩笑吧 - OK

- NEXT, PLEASE. NEXT.

- 下一位，麻煩下一位

- NOW WHAT?

- 現在到底是怎樣

- NEXT, PLEASE.

- 麻煩下一位

NEXT.

下一位

- I'M PRETTY SURE ELLEN IS TELLING YOU SOME THINGS TO SAY.

- 我覺得一定是艾倫在跟你說要講什麼

- WHY DO YOU THINK THAT? - WHY DO YOU THINK THAT?

- 你為什麼這麼覺得 - 你為什麼這麼覺得

- 'CAUSE I WATCH "ELLEN" EVERY DAY.

- 因為我每天都看艾倫秀

I RECORD IT, AND I KNOW--

我都有錄起來，所以我知道...

I KNOW HOW SHE WORKS. - YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.

我知道她都在搞什麼 - 你說的一點都沒錯

- ASK FOR A REWRITE.

- 你餿的一點都不臭 (註：索爾根本沒聽清楚艾倫說了什麼)

[laughter]

[笑聲]

- SAUL, TELL THEM WHAT JUST HAPPENED.

- 索爾，跟他們說發生了什麼事

- SO, GUYS, YOU GUYS ARE ON "ELLEN."

- 好吧，各位你們上艾倫秀了!

- AND YOU ALL GET DOUGHNUTS. - IS IT REALLY?

- 你們全都可以拿到免費甜甜圈 - 真的嗎?

- AND YOU ALL GET DOUGHNUTS.

- 你們全都可以拿到免費甜甜圈

- WHOO!

- 哇!

- THANKS, SAUL. THANKS FOR DOING THAT.

- 謝謝你，索爾 謝謝你的演出

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

我們馬上回來