Name: 【艾倫秀】超搞笑！艾倫惡搞甜甜圈店員，客人超崩潰！(中英文字幕) (Ellen in Your Ear at Dunkin' Donuts!
Uploaded: 2015-02-21T00:59:57.000Z
Duration: 4 min 29 s

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IT'S NOT THAT IT'S A BILLION DEGREES HERE.

IT'S THAT THERE'S A BRAND-NEW DUNKIN' DONUTS.

而是這裡開了間全新的 Dunkin' Donuts

NOW, LOOK, I LOVE A DOUGHNUT AS MUCH AS THE NEXT GAL,

聽著，我愛甜甜圈跟我愛女孩一樣

I SENT AN AUDIENCE MEMBER THERE TO ACT LIKE A CASHIER.

SO YOU CAN GREET THE NEXT-- THE FIRST CUSTOMER.

你可以去招呼下一個... 第一個客人

下一位，有什麼我能為您服務的?

- 我要一打...  - 歡迎光臨 Dunkin' Donuts

- 我們把拿甜甜圈來玩灌籃   - OK

- I JUST WANT TWO MUNCHKINS. - HOW 'BOUT THIS HEAT?

- 我想要兩個小甜球   - 不覺得很熱嗎?

- 這樣可以嗎?   - 不覺得很熱嗎?

- IT'S HOT. IT REALLY IS. MELTING--I'M MELTING.

- 很熱啊，真的很熱，我都快融化了

- SO I'M SO HAPPY TO BE HERE. - I'M HAPPY TO BE HERE.

- 所以我很愛來這邊   - 我很愛來這邊

- CAN I GET TWO MUNCHKINS, OR DO I HAVE TO BUY--

- 我可以只買兩個小甜球，還是我必須要買...

- 可以了，形容一下你想要什麼

- CAN YOU DESCRIBE THE BOSTON KREME TO ME?

- 可以幫我形容一下波士頓甜甜圈嗎?

- 可以形容一下你想要的是什麼嗎?

- 好的，繼續說   - 好的，繼續說

- WHERE'S YOUR BOX? - OH, LET ME GET A BOX.

- 你不用拿個盒子嗎?   - 噢，我拿一下盒子

- 我拿一下盒子、我拿一下盒子

- OKAY, PUT THEM IN THERE, SAUL. PUT THEM IN THERE.

- 好了，把它們放進去，索爾把它們放進去

- 右上、最上面的，噢這也可以啦

- PUT ONE OF EACH, OF EVERY ONE, IN THERE.

- 每一種放一個，各放一個進去

- NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. - ALL RIGHT.

- 不是、不是、不是、不是、不是   - 好的

THAT'S THE WHOLE POINT. - HE'S JUST DOING WHAT HE WANTS.

妳說到重點了   - 他完全知道我們想要什麼

- 多一點巧克力的，多一點巧克力的

- OKAY, PUT SOME MORE CHOCOLATE IN THERE.

- HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO A DUNKIN' DONUTS BEFORE,

- 你們以前有來過 Dunkin' Donuts 嗎?

- 我們都是從東岸來的，所以...

- SO YOU'VE BEEN-- - WE'VE BEEN TO DUNKIN' DONUTS.

- 所以你們都有...   - 我們有去過 Dunkin' Donuts

- SO YOU'VE BEEN TO DUNKIN' DONUTS BEFORE?

- WAS TIM THERE? - HAMPTON, MASSACHUSETTS.

- 提姆有在那嗎?   - 麻省的漢普頓

- 那裡有什麼好玩的?   - 你說在麻省嗎?

IT'S--IT'S LIKE THIS WEATHER IN THE SUMMER,

那邊... 夏天的天氣這跟這邊一樣

AND THEN IN THE WINTER, IT'S LOTS OF SNOW.

- WHAT DID ONE DOUGHNUT SAY TO THE DOUGHNUT HE JUST MET?

- 一個甜甜圈對他剛遇到的甜甜圈說了什麼?

另一個剛遇到的甜甜圈說了什麼?

- 我不知道   - 你 "甜甜圈" 我 (註：DO-NUT 與 DO NOT 諧音)

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