Last one, two, three, four.

最後一、二、三、四

Tom and Harriet in the news.

新聞中的湯姆和哈麗特

Hi, my name is...

你好，我叫

What?

什麼？

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我的名字是

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Excuse me!

打擾一下

What?

什麼？

My name is...

我的名字是

What?

什麼？

Can I have the attention of the class...

請全班注意......

What?

什麼？

For one second.

就一秒鐘

My name is Slim Shady.

我叫史林-黑幕

Hi kids, do you like Primus?

嗨，孩子們，你們喜歡普里莫斯嗎？

Wanna see me stick nine-inch nails to each one of my eyelids?

想看我把九英寸長的指甲釘在眼皮上嗎？

Uh-huh.

嗯哼

Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did?

想模仿我的做法嗎？

Try Sid and get fucked up worse than my life is?

試試希德，結果會比我的生活更糟嗎？

My brain's dead weight, I'm trying to get my head straight, But I can't figure out which Spice Girl I wanna impregnate.

我的大腦一片空白，我想理清頭緒，卻不知道該讓哪個辣妹懷孕。

Dr. Gray said...

格雷博士說...

Slim Shady, you a basehead.

Slim Shady，你這個蠢貨。

Un-un.

Un-un.

And why's your face red?

你的臉怎麼紅了？

Man, you wasted.

夥計，你浪費了。

Since age 12, I felt like a caged elf Who stayed to himself in one space, chasing his tail.

從 12 歲開始，我就覺得自己像一個被關在籠子裡的小精靈，只能在一個空間裡追逐自己的尾巴。

Got ticked off and ripped Pamela Lee's lips off, Kissed him and said, I ain't know silicone was supposed to be this soft.

她很生氣，把帕梅拉-李的嘴脣撕了下來，親了他一下，說："我不知道硅膠應該這麼軟。

I smoke a fat pound of grass And fall on my ass faster than a fat bitch Who sat down too fast.

我抽了一磅肥草，比一個坐得太快的胖婊子摔得還要快。

Come here, Slim Shady, wait a minute, That's my girl, dawg.

過來，Slim Shady，等一下 那是我的女孩，夥計

I don't give a damn, Dre sent me to take the world off.

我才不管呢，德雷派我來拯救世界。

Hi, my name is...

你好，我叫

What?

什麼？

My name is...

我的名字是

Who?

誰？

My name is...

我的名字是

Slim Shady.

Slim Shady

Hi, my name is...

你好，我叫

What?

什麼？

My name is...

我的名字是

Who?

誰？

My name is...

我的名字是

Slim Shady.

Slim Shady

Hi, my name is...

你好，我叫

What?

什麼？

My name is...

我的名字是

Who?

誰？

My name is...

我的名字是

Slim Shady.

Slim Shady

Hi, my name is...

你好，我叫

What?

什麼？

My name is...

我的名字是

Who?

誰？

My name is...

我的名字是

Slim Shady.

Slim Shady

My English teacher wanted to flunk me in junior high.

國中時，我的英語老師想讓我不及格。

Thanks a lot, next semester I'll be 35.

非常感謝，下學期我就 35 歲了。

I smacked him in his face with an eraser, Chased him with a stapler, Stapled his nuts to a stack of paper.

我用橡皮打他的臉，用訂書機追他，把他的蛋蛋釘在一疊紙上。

Walked in a strip club, Had my jacket zipped up, Flasked a bartender, And stuck my dick in a tip cup.

走進脫衣舞俱樂部，拉上夾克拉鍊，給酒保倒酒，把老二塞進小費杯。

Extraterrestrial, Running over pedestrians, In a spaceship, While they're screaming at me, Let's just be friends!

外星人，碾過行人，在飛船裡，當他們對我尖叫時，我們還是做朋友吧！

99% of my life I was lied to, I just found out my mom does more dope than I do.

我一生中 99% 的時間都在被欺騙，我剛發現我媽媽比我還愛吸毒。

I told her I'd grow up to be a famous rapper, Make a record about doing drugs and name it after.

我告訴她，我長大後會成為一個著名的說唱歌手，錄製一張關於吸毒的唱片，並以自己的名字命名。

You know you blew up when the women rushed your stance, Try to touch your hands like some screaming Usher fans.

你知道，當那些女人衝到你面前，想摸摸你的手，就像一些尖叫的 Usher 粉絲一樣時，你就炸了。

This guy at White Castle asked for my autograph, I have someone signed it, Dear Dave, Thanks for the support, asshole.

這傢伙在白色城堡向我要簽名，我讓人簽了，親愛的戴夫，謝謝你的支持，混蛋。

My name is, My name is, My name is, Flamseni My name is, My name is, Flamseni My name is, My name is, Flamseni My name is, My name is, My name is, Flamseni Stop the tape, this kid needs to be locked away Get him!

我的名字是，我的名字是，我的名字是，Flamseni 我的名字是，我的名字是，Flamseni 我的名字是，我的名字是，Flamseni 我的名字是，我的名字是，我的名字是，Flamseni 停止錄影，這孩子需要被關起來！

Dr. Dre, don't just stand there, operate!

德雷博士，別光站在那兒，動手術吧！

I'm not ready to leave, it's too scary to die I'll have to be carried inside the cemetery and buried alive Am I coming or going?

我還沒準備好離開，死太可怕了，我得被抬進墓地活埋，我是來還是走？

I can barely decide I just drank a fifth of vodka, dare me to drive?

我剛喝了五分之一的伏特加，我還沒決定，你敢讓我開車嗎？

All my life I was very deprived I ain't had a woman in years, and my palms are too hairy to hide Clothes rip like the Incredible Hulk I spit when I talk, I fuck anything that walks When I was little I used to get so hungry I would throw fits How you gonna breastfeed me, mom?

我的一生都很匱乏 我已經很多年沒有女人了 我的手掌長滿了毛 我的衣服像綠巨人一樣會撕裂 我說話的時候會吐口水 我和任何會走路的東西都有一腿 我小的時候經常餓得發脾氣 你要怎麼給我餵奶，媽媽？

You ain't got no tits I lay awake and strap myself in the bed With a bulletproof vest on and tap myself in the head Till I'm steaming mad And by the way, when you see my dad Ask him if he bought a porno mag and see my ass My name is, My name is, My name is, Flamseni My name is, My name is, My name is, Flamseni My name is, My name is, My name is, Flamseni My name is, My name is, My name is, Flamseni

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