I think that's everything.

我認為這就是一切。

You're gonna hit me.

你會打我的

This isn't about you Darwin abort the mission So if you're not angry at gumball, who are you angry at?

這不是你達爾文中止任務的問題 如果你不生口香糖的氣，你生誰的氣？

Some kid at school.

學校裡的某個孩子

He's gonna wish he'd never been born You can't just go to school and beat up kids you don't like if we resort to violence We're no better than beasts like wolves or bears or eagles, but you're actually pretty rad animals But do you know what these awesome animals would say about this?

如果我們訴諸暴力，你就不能去學校打你不喜歡的孩子了 我們不比狼、熊或鷹等野獸強，但你們其實是很了不起的動物 但你知道這些了不起的動物會怎麼說嗎？

They would say Which probably means violence is not the answer but no you're gonna patch things up with this pest with the help of your big brother Okay, first I want you to learn what it means to hurt someone I'm the one no arguing you want to use violence The first you need to understand how it makes people feel.

他們會說，這可能意味著暴力不是答案，但不，你要在你大哥的幫助下和這隻害蟲和好。 好吧，首先我要你瞭解傷害別人意味著什麼，我才是那個不和你爭辯要使用暴力的人。

Wait, what hit him guys.

等等，他怎麼了？

You don't understand But also sorrow isn't there a better solution to our problem The violence inflicted upon me has instilled a rage that can only lead to more violence Oh as an innocent bystander, I fell unjustly hurt the violence has now become a vicious circle Don't forget everything I said Come on man, you both know this is just posturing.

你不明白，但我也很難過，難道沒有更好的辦法來解決我們的問題嗎？對我施加的暴力激起了我的憤怒，而這種憤怒只會導致更多的暴力 哦，作為一個無辜的旁觀者，我受到了不公正的傷害，暴力現在已成為一個惡性循環，別忘了我說過的每一句話。

Yeah, but I thought you might bite if I went big Let's just try to find an actual solution Okay, I printed off a list of solutions for dealing with pests from the experts on Elmo pedia Who wrote it whoever logged into the web page within the last three minutes that could be anyone.

好吧，我從精靈寶可夢百科全書的專家那裡打印了一份對付害蟲的解決方案清單。

How do we know?

我們怎麼知道？

They're an expert.

他們是專家。

Don't worry on the Internet.

在互聯網上不用擔心。

Everyone's an expert solution.

每個人都是解決方案專家。

Number one.

第一

You need to stop feeling powerless Solution number two if they're getting you down try boosting your self-esteem What do you see nothing Now what do you see I see an ugly drooling rabbit, that's not true.

你需要停止無能為力的感覺 解決方案二 如果他們讓你沮喪，試著增強你的自尊心 你看到了什麼，什麼都沒有 現在你看到了什麼，我看到了一隻醜陋的流口水的兔子，那不是真的。

Oh What I see is a radiant little girl or a really smelly one a young lady who smiles at life in spite of a really poor dental hygiene a Girl who confidently looks to the future and the past at the same time Look, I get what you're trying to do But trust me this kid is too annoying every word that comes out of his mouth makes me angrier than a goat on fire Anyway that brings us neatly on to solution number three ignoring him I'll show you I am entering a state of calm where no words or actions can harm me Go on go try me no matter what you say.

哦，我看到的是一個光彩照人的小姑娘，或者是一個臭烘烘的小姑娘 一個儘管牙齒衛生狀況很差，但仍然笑對人生的小姑娘 一個自信地同時展望未來和過去的姑娘，聽著，我知道你想做什麼、我明白你的意思，但相信我，這孩子太煩人了 從他嘴裡說出來的每一個字都讓我比山羊著火還生氣 總之，這就是解決方法三，別理他，我會讓你知道我進入了一種平靜的狀態，在這種狀態下，任何言行都不會傷害到我。

I cannot be affected You can scream as much as you like I Solution for try to avoid the person who has upset you how we're in the same school Simple you just stay 20 feet away from him at all times like this Now take a step see there's nothing you can do to hurt me from this distance This is absolutely safe, there's no way you can I Solution number five ask an authority figure for help Very well, what's the problem with this kid bothering you he doesn't like me.

我不會受到影響，你可以盡情尖叫，我的解決方案是儘量避開惹你生氣的人，我們在同一所學校，很簡單，你只要一直像這樣離他 20 英尺遠就可以了。

I see Well, there must be something in this rulebook when people don't like you weird.

我明白了，當人們不喜歡你的怪異時，這本規則手冊裡一定有什麼規定。

There's nothing How about a rule against you ever having to face disappointment?

沒有什麼規定禁止你面對失望？

No, maybe one about overprotected little snowflakes who need to be shielded from the real world.

不，也許是關於被過度保護的小雪花，他們需要被保護起來，遠離真實世界。

Okay, we get it But please this kid's horrible.

好吧，我們知道了，但這孩子太可怕了。

You don't want to see a horrible two million years ago Bashed on the head with a rock by two homo erectus parents because I taught their kid how to make fire 4,000 years ago got chased out of the tribe for trying to integrate the wheel into the curriculum On the day of Columbus's arrival on a wet floor.

你不會想看到 200 萬年前，兩個直立人父母因為我教他們的孩子生火，而用石頭砸他們的頭，4000 年前，因為我試圖將車輪納入課程，而被趕出部落，哥倫布到達的那天，在潮溼的地板上。

The timing was just coincidence, but it's still really hurt Salem 1692 witch-hunt

時間只是巧合，但這仍然讓 1692 年的塞勒姆獵巫行動很受傷