You can see the season finale of American Horror Story,

您可以觀看《美國恐怖故事》（American Horror Story、

Delicate, Wednesday on FX, and the next day on Hulu.

微妙》（Delicate），週三在 FX 頻道播出，第二天在 Hulu 頻道播出。

Please welcome Kim Kardashian.

請歡迎金-卡戴珊。

Hi.

你好。

Hi.

你好。

Hi.

你好。

Hi.

你好。

Hi.

你好。

Hi.

你好。

Hi.

你好。

Hi.

你好。

Hi.

你好。

Hi.

你好。

Hi.

你好。

Hi.

你好。

Hi.

你好。

Hi.

你好。

Hi.

你好。

Hi.

你好。

Hi.

你好。

How are you?

你好嗎？

I'm good.

我很好

How are you?

你好嗎？

Life is good?

生活美好嗎？

Good.

很好。

Everything's good.

一切都很好

Thank you.

謝謝。

Life is good.

生活是美好的。

Yes.

是的。

You know what?

你知道嗎？

I heard something about you because we're talking about

我聽說了一些關於你的事，因為我們正在談論

Madonna today because Guillermo was at the-

今天的麥當娜，因為吉列爾莫在

I saw that.

我看到了

Yeah.

是啊

And you apparently lived on the same block as Madonna.

而你顯然和麥當娜住在同一個街區。

Yeah.

是啊

She was my next door neighbor when I was like seven and eight years old.

在我七八歲的時候，她是我的隔壁鄰居。

So did you know-

你知道嗎

I was her dog walker.

我是她的遛狗人

You were?

是嗎？

Yeah.

是啊

Kourtney and I would walk her dog after school.

放學後，我和庫特妮會去遛狗。

Oh, wow.

哦，哇

Yeah.

是啊

In exchange for her jewelry.

換取她的珠寶

Really?

真的嗎？

Yeah.

是啊

No, seriously.

不，說真的。

Like what kind of jewelry are we talking about here?

我們在談論的是什麼樣的珠寶？

It was like she was transitioning out of like the 80s neon phase.

這就像她從 80 年代的霓虹燈階段過渡出來一樣。

Okay.

好的

So one day she just walked downstairs and handed us a shoe box of all these like neon bracelets.

有一天，她走下樓來，遞給我們一個鞋盒，裡面都是霓虹燈手鍊。

And Kourtney and I went to school and everyone was like, oh my God, I love your bracelets.

庫特妮和我去學校的時候，大家都說，天哪，我喜歡你的手鐲。

And we were like, thanks, Madonna gave them to us.

我們就說，謝謝，是麥當娜送給我們的。

And everyone was like, no.

大家都說不行

That's crazy.

太瘋狂了

Yeah.

是啊

Do you still have those?

你還有嗎？

No.

不

Oh, wow.

哦，哇

I know.

我知道

That's crazy.

太瘋狂了

A collector's item.

收藏品。

It's really crazy.

這真的很瘋狂。

So this was like just before the pointy bra phase of Madonna?

那麼，這是在麥當娜的尖頭胸罩階段之前？

I think so.

我想是的。

She give you any pointy bras?

她給過你尖頭胸罩嗎？

I wish.

我倒希望如此。

Would you go like trick or treating at her house?

你會去她家 "不給糖就搗蛋 "嗎？

No.

不

So what's so crazy is I never, so then years later I watched her shoot her Cherish video shot by Herb Ritz.

最瘋狂的是，我從來沒有看過，所以多年後我看了她拍攝的由赫伯-里茲（Herb Ritz）拍攝的 "珍愛"（Cherish）視頻。

Me and my friend were on the beach and it was just the most magical moment ever.

我和朋友在海灘上，那是最神奇的時刻。

You were there at that?

你當時在場嗎？

Yeah.

是啊

As a kid?

小時候？

Yeah.

是啊

And you're wearing like a black dress, right?

你穿的是黑色連衣裙吧？

Yeah.

是啊

And rolling around in the ocean.

在海里打滾

Yeah.

是啊

And her hair is short.

她的頭髮很短。

And wet.

還溼了

Can you tell I watched that video a few times?

你能看出我看了那段視頻好幾遍嗎？

And then at 134 you see just a hint of her breasts.

然後在 134 處，你可以看到她的一絲乳房。

And then never would I have ever dreamed in my wildest dreams that as an adult I would then be neighbors with her myself in our homes.

我做夢也想不到，長大成人後，我會和她在家裡做鄰居。

We lived in the same area.

我們住在同一個地區。

Again.

再來一次

And again.

再來。

Yeah.

是啊

And it was like, it was just crazy.

這簡直太瘋狂了。

And did she, like, I don't, you know, I have neighbors.

她有沒有說 我沒有 我有鄰居

I never see, I never see anyone.

我從未見過，我從未見過任何人。

Occasionally you just walk in the dog you see people.

偶爾，你會在狗群中看到一些人。

But I never really, you and Madonna?

但我從沒想過，你和麥當娜？

We ran into each other actually trick or treating.

我們在玩 "不給糖就搗蛋 "的遊戲時不期而遇。

For real.

真的

Yeah.

是啊

Oh you did?

是嗎

We both had like masks on and we were like going to the same house and then we like looked at each other and I was like,

我們都戴著面具 我們要去同一棟房子 然後我們看著對方 我就想

Em?

小艾？

Kim?

金？

And we were like, oh hey.

我們當時想，哦，嘿。

Yeah.

是啊

And then.

然後

What kind of masks did you and Madonna have on?

你和麥當娜戴的是什麼面具？

Just like black ski masks.

就像黑色滑雪面罩一樣。

Oh ski masks.

哦，滑雪面具。

To not be seen.

為了不被看見。

Yeah.

是啊

We weren't in costume.

我們沒穿戲服

It was just, it was just us hiding so that our kids can go trick or treating.

只是，只是我們躲起來，好讓孩子們去 "不給糖就搗蛋"。

So the kids can go trick or treating.

這樣孩子們就可以去 "不給糖就搗蛋 "了。

It was for the kids.

這是為了孩子們。

Yeah, right.

是啊，沒錯。

Wow.

哇

I was with hers.

我和她在一起。

I was with mine.

我也是。

And would you guys knock on other celebrities' doors?

你們會去敲其他名人的門嗎？

I would imagine this is like a celebrity neighborhood.

我想，這就像是一個名人社區。

I mean, I don't know who lived there.

我是說，我不知道誰住在那裡。

You don't know.

你不知道

They very well could be.

他們很可能是。

But you got good candy?

但你有好吃的糖果嗎？

Yeah.

是啊

Madonna allowed her children to eat candy.

麥當娜允許她的孩子吃糖

She seems very healthy.

她看起來非常健康。

She's very healthy.

她非常健康。

But I mean, I take it and then throw it away.

但我的意思是，我拿了之後就扔掉了。

What do you do?

你是做什麼的？

Or donate it.

或者捐獻出去。

Or donate it.

或者捐獻出去。

Hey, you know, if your kids, if you take away their candy, next time videotape it.

嘿，你知道嗎，如果你的孩子，如果你拿走了他們的糖果，下次一定要錄下來。

I'd like to have that.

我想擁有它。

It's kind of a hobby of mine.

這是我的一種愛好。

Yes, I know.

是的，我知道。

I know.

我知道

Okay, so now I mentioned Madonna and her pointy bra, and I wanted to ask you about your bras.

好了，現在我提到了麥當娜和她的尖頭胸罩，我想問問你們的胸罩。

Your shapewear, actually.

其實是你的塑身衣。

Your company, Skims.

你的公司，Skims。

Yes.

是的。

Which is, I don't know, for people who don't know, you are not only a celebrity, but you are an inventor.

我不知道，對於不知道的人來說，你不僅是個名人，還是個發明家。

Yes.

是的。

You invented the, and this is kind of genius, really, because you invented the bra with built-in nipples.

你發明了內置乳頭的胸罩，這真的有點天才。

Yes, it is our nipple bra.

是的，這是我們的乳頭胸罩。

And honestly, I wasn't expecting all of the amazing feedback that we got from a lot of breast cancer survivors that really have.

老實說，我沒有想到我們從很多乳腺癌倖存者那裡得到的反饋會這麼好。

Oh, that kind of ruins my line of questioning.

哦，這可把我的問題思路給毀了。

I'm going to, I mean, that's wonderful.

我要去，我的意思是，這是美妙的。

Forget I said that.

當我沒說

That's so wonderful, I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that.

你說得太好了，我就當沒聽見。

No, but what I'm wondering is, first of all, was this actually your idea to put the nipples in there?

不，但我想知道的是，首先，把乳頭放進去是你的主意嗎？

Yes, and that is actually molded after my own boobs.

是的，那其實是根據我自己的胸部塑造的。

Your own boobs?

你自己的胸部？

Yeah, yeah.

是啊，是啊。

The whole, oh, so there's more than just nipples.

哦，原來不止有乳頭。

There's like padding.

就像填充物一樣。

It's a pad, yeah.

是個墊子

It's a pad with a nipple on it, so if you wanted to feel nippy.

這是一個帶有乳頭的墊子，所以如果你想感受乳頭的感覺。

If you saw a woman walking around with this on, would you recognize, oh, those are my boobs, like, would you know?

如果你看到一個女人穿著這件衣服走來走去，你會認出 "哦，那是我的胸部 "嗎？

I would, actually.

事實上，我會的。

You would?

你會嗎？

I think so, because Khloe was wearing it, and Scott made a comment, like, this is a little inappropriate.

我想是的，因為克洛伊穿著它，而斯科特說了一句 "這有點不合適"。

He was saying it's inappropriate, and then she was like, oh, no, they're not mine, they're Kim's.

他說這不合適，然後她就說，哦，不，這不是我的，是金的。

And he was like, what?

他當時想，什麼？

Yeah.

是啊

Now, if you have any leftover, like, skittles that you're going to throw out for Halloween, you could use those, too, that would be nice.

現在，如果你有吃剩的，比如萬聖節要扔掉的糖果，你也可以用它們，那會很不錯。

What happens if it gets cold?

如果天氣變冷會怎樣？

Are there then four nipples on?

有四個乳頭嗎？

The padding is super thick, so you're good.

襯墊超厚，所以你可以放心。

The padding is super thick.

襯墊超厚。

But then I would, like, wear this, and I showed up to a meeting once, and I was so insecure that I was, like, covering my hair, just to not show them.

有一次，我去參加一個會議，我很沒有安全感，就把頭髮遮住，不想讓他們看到。

Uh-huh, yeah, right.

嗯，是的，沒錯。

So I think we're going to make one with, like, a half nip.

所以，我想我們要做一個半小口的。

Oh.

哦。

Like, not as hard, you know?

就像，沒有那麼難，你知道嗎？

Like, a half nip.

比如，半口。

Like a warm weather nipple.

就像一個溫暖的乳頭。

Yeah.

是啊

Yeah.

是啊

Yeah.

是啊

Yeah, so it's just not as uncomfortable.

是啊，所以就沒那麼不舒服了。

And you never thought about, like, adding a third one somewhere, just for the hell of it?

你從來沒想過，比如，在某個地方再加第三個，只是為了好玩？

Because I think that would make some people very happy.

因為我認為這會讓一些人非常高興。

And you also make men's undergarments, yes?

你也做男士內衣，是嗎？

Yes, well, we make underwear, loungewear.

是的，我們生產內衣和家居服。

We're going to come out with our shapewear for men.

我們將推出男士塑身衣。

Shapewear for men.

男士塑身衣

OK, because now, I think somehow, actually, send them out, because I think some of the women's shapewear is much cooler.

好吧，因為現在我覺得，其實，還是把它們送出去吧，因為我覺得有些女式塑身衣更酷。

You see what I'm saying?

你明白我的意思嗎？

I love it.

我喜歡

I love it.

我喜歡

I love it.

我喜歡

Right?

對不對？

All right.

好的

Well, you look amazing.

你看起來棒極了

I'm not going to look there, but.

我不會去看那裡，但是。

Are those your real nipples, Guillermo, or?

那是你真正的乳頭嗎 吉列爾莫 還是？

Yes, they're my real nipples.

是的，它們是我真正的乳頭。

Those are real, OK.

這些都是真的

And they're warm.

而且它們很溫暖。

How does it feel?

感覺如何？

It feels good, very tight, very tight.

感覺很好，非常緊，非常緊。

Everything is very tight.

一切都非常緊湊。

That's the point of it, right?

這才是重點，對嗎？

Is to be tight.

就是要緊。

Yeah, all right.

好吧

And you think that this needs any adjustments as Kim moves into the world of men's shapewear, or is this good how it is?

您認為，隨著 Kim 開始涉足男士塑身衣領域，這是否需要做出任何調整，還是就這樣就好？

Would you wear shapewear, men's shapewear?

你會穿塑身衣嗎，男士塑身衣？

This is not men's shapewear, but, I mean, it could be.

這不是男士塑身衣，但我的意思是，它可以是。

You look amazing in it.

你穿上它真是美極了。

Well, sure, I will wear it.

當然，我會穿的。

If you make me look good, I'll wear anything.

如果你能讓我穿得好看，我什麼都願意穿。

Yeah, well, we see that.

是的，我們看到了。

Yeah, yes.

是啊，是啊。

Would you consider using Guillermo's stomach as the mold for the men's shapewear?

你們會考慮用吉列爾莫的肚子作為男士塑身衣的模具嗎？

And maybe if the guy had an Audi, that could be a nice little bump in there also.

如果這傢伙有一輛奧迪車，那也會是個不錯的小插曲。

You want to be our fit model for men?

你想成為我們的男裝模特嗎？

Oh, wouldn't that be great?

哦，那不是很好嗎？

Oh, that would be fantastic.

哦，那真是太棒了。

I know we're joking about this.

我知道我們在開玩笑。

Will you please make him?

你能把他造出來嗎？

No, I'm actually not.

不，實際上我沒有。

Oh, great.

哦，太好了。

Yeah, yeah.

是啊，是啊。

Yeah?

是嗎？

I'm actually not.

其實我沒有。

All right.

好的

All right.

好的

Go put on some clothes.

去穿上衣服

Kim Kardashian is here.

金-卡戴珊來了

Her show is American Horror Story Delicate.

她的節目是《美國恐怖故事精緻版》。

We'll be right back.

我們馬上回來

Go put on a robe.

去穿件長袍

I hate to tell you, Ms. Corbin, but that's not how this works.

我不想告訴你 科爾賓女士 但事情不是這樣的

I hate to tell you, Dr. Hill, that's exactly how this will work.

我不想告訴你，希爾博士 這正是我們要做的

I'm going to give you the life of your dreams.

我會給你夢寐以求的生活。

I'm going to send you every high-profile, wealthy patient who will do anything for a baby, spend anything for a baby.

我會把每一個高調、富有的病人發給你，他們會為孩子做任何事，為孩子花任何錢。

You will become the number one fertility specialist in New York City while always looking amazing.

您將成為紐約市首屈一指的不孕不育專家，同時始終保持迷人風采。

And all you have to do is do exactly what I say.

你所要做的就是照我說的去做。

How does that sound?

聽起來怎麼樣？

That is Kim Kardashian in American Horror Story Delicate.

這就是《美國恐怖故事》中的金-卡戴珊（Kim Kardashian）。

The finale is Wednesday on FX and the next day on Hulu.

大結局將於週三在 FX 頻道播出，次日在 Hulu 頻道播出。

So now, you must love, do you love doing that?

那麼現在，你一定很喜歡，你喜歡這樣做嗎？

I can't, it's so funny.

我做不到，這太有趣了。

I can't watch it back.

我不能再看了。

I get so nervous.

我太緊張了。

That's the first time I've seen it.

這是我第一次看到它。

I just, I can watch my show, but I can't watch anything, like, it just, I don't know.

我可以看我的節目，但我什麼都不能看，就像，我不知道。

I think that's very common.

我認為這很常見。

In fact, oftentimes, yeah, when we come back from the commercial and the clip is playing, the guests will, like, turn their head away or start talking to me, whatever, because they don't want to watch themselves acting.

事實上，很多時候，當我們拍完廣告回來，片段正在播放時，嘉賓們會把頭轉過去，或者開始和我說話，不管怎樣，因為他們不想看自己的表演。

Yeah, it's so, it's such a weird feeling.

是啊，這種感覺太奇怪了。

But you must like it because it takes so much time.

但你一定喜歡它，因為它花了很多時間。

And also, you get paid so much more to be you than to be somebody else, right?

而且，做你自己比做別人得到的報酬要多得多，不是嗎？