Name: 如果電子遊戲是真實的 2024 (If Video Games Were Real 2024)
Uploaded: 2024-06-03T05:09:20.000Z
Duration: 5 min 33 s

Woah woah woah! We have to roll for initiative to see who attacks first!

哇哇哇！我們必須擲主動權，看誰先攻擊！

Oh, I got a five! And judging by your dexterity modifier, you'll have to-

我得了5分從你的靈巧修正器來看，你得--

Oh no! A nine foot six tall vampire lady! I hope she doesn't find me here in my hiding spot!

哦，不一個九英尺六高的女吸血鬼希望她不會發現我躲在這裡

I hope she doesn't find me and peg the shit out of me!

我希望她不會找到我，把我揍得屁滾尿流！

Oh, that'd be awful! No! Don't look for me!

哦，那太可怕了別找我！別找我

Ugh. No. No. No. Not gonna do it. Not gonna do it.

不 不 不不，不，不，不會做的。Not gonna do it.

Excuse me, young man. Can you help me cross the street?

對不起，年輕人能幫我過馬路嗎？

Wheels are so overrated. Like, ooh, you go like that.

車輪被高估了就像，哦，你這樣走。

Do you want to make me beautiful so I can be loved?

你想讓我變得美麗，從而得到愛嗎？

對不起，我走到哪兒，她就出現在哪兒。

幫幫我我需要一個陌生人幫我清洗

Match three oblong beans to give me a shower.

匹配三顆長方形豆子，給我洗個澡。

Ah! I'm still ugly! Pay $2.99 to shave my armpits!

我還是那麼醜花 2.99 美元刮我的腋毛！

Dude, really? What? It's not that much money.

So I was like, who is this Rorschach guy and why does he keep drawing pictures of my parents fighting?

所以我就想，這個叫羅夏的傢伙是誰，他為什麼一直畫我父母吵架的照片？

Did you hear that? Say it again! Say it again!

你聽到了嗎？再說一遍再說一遍

Hey, uh, I'm recording this message just so that you know, uh, some of these animatronics are going to try to kill you.

我錄這段話是想讓你知道 有些機器人會殺了你的

Don't worry. As long as you keep an eye on all the rooms, you should be safe.

別擔心只要你盯緊所有房間，你就安全了。

Just don't look at Chica's room. Some really f***ed up s*** happens in there.

別看奇卡的房間那裡會發生一些非常糟糕的事情

Okay, well, now I'm definitely going to look in Chica's room.

好吧，現在我一定要去奇卡的房間看看。

Oh, I hope I make it through the night without an animatronic pegging me viciously!

哦，我希望我能熬過今晚，而不會被動畫人物狠狠地盯上！

Oh, I just want to survive the night without Chica shoving her whole beak up my butt!

哦，我只想在奇卡不把整個鳥嘴塞進我屁眼的情況下熬過今晚！

I just need to make it to 6am without my butt getting destroyed by an animatronic.

我只需要熬到早上 6 點，屁股不被卡通片毀掉就行了。

Alright folks, that's it on this competition. It's time to announce the winner of this Mario Party.

好了，各位，比賽到此結束。是時候宣佈馬里奧聚會的獲勝者了。

I can't believe I won first place in the Mario Party!

真不敢相信，我贏得了馬里奧聚會的第一名！

But first, we gotta hand out those bonus stars.

但首先，我們得把獎勵星星發下去。

穿黃色衣服最多的人，瓦里奧。

Person who just blew a .8 on a breathalyzer, Wario.

剛剛在酒精測試儀上吹了0. 8的人，華仔。

嗷嗷，嗷嗷，嗷嗷，嗷嗷，嗷嗷，嗷嗷！

Person with the most illegitimate kids, Wario.

Person who did not open an incognito tab when googling John Wick feet pics, that's gotta be Wario.

在谷歌搜索《約翰-威克》腳部照片時沒有打開隱身選項卡的人，一定是 Wario。

Making our winner, having won no games, Wario.

沒有贏過任何比賽的 Wario 獲勝。

So how much do you get paid for doing this?

That's the thing. I just do this for fun.

事情就是這樣。我只是為了好玩

Captain, I just checked the flight path. You spent 14 hours drawing a penis over Russia. You're gonna lose your job for this!

機長，我剛查了飛行路線你在俄羅斯上空畫了14個小時的雞雞你會是以丟掉工作的

Ah, that's the thing. I just do this for fun.

啊，是這樣的。我只是為了好玩

Thank you for putting your life on the line, fighting to rid the galaxy of the rising alien threat. You truly are a defender of democracy.

感謝你將生命置之度外，為銀河系擺脫日益嚴重的外星威脅而戰鬥。你是真正的民主衛士。

I'm here and I'm ready to take on the alien threat!

我在這裡，我已經準備好對付外星人的威脅了！

I hope the alien bugs don't catch me in such a compromising position.

我希望那些外星蟲子不會發現我處於如此危險的境地。

Robots, bugs, I don't care! I'll get f***ed for democracy!

機器人、蟲子，我都不在乎！為了民主，我也要被操！

To see bloopers from this video and this...

要觀看這段視頻和這段視頻中的穿幫鏡頭...

Don't! Ah! Dreams really, nightmares really do come true! Ah!

不要啊夢想真的會成真 惡夢真的會成真啊！

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點擊下面的加入按鈕成為會員！

Members also watch every video on this channel a full day early!

會員還可以提前一整天觀看本頻道上的所有視頻！

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