What do I have to do?

我該怎麼做？

Just be your dreamy self and let me show you and tell about you.

做你夢中的自己，讓我向你展示和講述你。

Hey, do I look okay?

嘿，我看起來還好嗎？

And then my cat coughed up this thing that kind of looks like George Washington.

然後，我的貓咳出了這個有點像喬治-華盛頓的東西。

Ewww!

噁心

Next up is little Susie.

接下來是小蘇西。

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the world's greatest superhero.

女士們先生們，我向你們介紹世界上最偉大的超級英雄。

Rub-o-man.

Rub-o-man.

Oh!

哦！

A real superhero!

真正的超級英雄

Hey, what are all these kids doing here?

嘿，這些孩子在這裡幹什麼？

Oh!

哦！

Now look here, kids.

看這裡，孩子們

I'm not exactly a real superhero.

我並不是一個真正的超級英雄。

Sure you're not.

你當然不是。

I've got a real thing for big, strong superheroes.

我對高大威猛的超級英雄情有獨鍾。

Wanna see me comb my hair really fast?

想看我快速梳頭嗎？

Help!

幫助！

The bank is being robbed!

銀行被搶劫了

Is anyone here a superhero?

這裡有人是超級英雄嗎？

Cool!

酷斃了

The bank is being robbed!

銀行被搶劫了

Yeah!

是啊

Now Rub-o-man can go smash the bad guy with his Rub-o-powers.

現在，Rub-o-man 可以用他的 Rub-o-powers 打敗壞人了。

Oh, you will pay for this.

哦，你會為此付出代價的。

Uh, look folks, you're gonna have to step back.

聽著，夥計們，你們得退後一步。

There's a robbery going on in there.

那裡發生了一起搶劫案。

Yes, sir.

是的，先生。

No problem, officer.

沒問題，警官

Officer, this is Rub-o-man.

警官，我是魯布

He's a superhero and he's here to stop the bad guys.

他是超級英雄，是來阻止壞人的。

Yeah!

是啊

Hey, did you hear that, fellas?

嘿，你們聽到了嗎，夥計們？

There's a superhero here.

這裡有個超級英雄

Hey, let's go get some donuts!

我們去吃甜甜圈吧

Yeah!

是啊

I just found out who the bad guy is.

我才知道誰是壞人。

It's Sweet Cheeks, the candy-powered villain.

它就是甜臉頰，一個擁有糖果力量的壞蛋。

I just love a man who stands up to super villains.

我就是喜歡一個能與超級壞蛋抗衡的男人。

Stand back, everybody.

大家退後

Rub-o-man is here.

Rubo-man 在這裡。

Yeah!

是啊

All right, hold it, hold it, you...

好了，別動，別動，你...

Yeah!

是啊

Wow!

哇

Did you see the way Bravo Man just let Sweet Cheeks think he was getting away?

你看到Bravo Man是怎麼讓Sweet Cheeks以為他跑掉的嗎？

You know, you can stop now.

你知道，你現在可以停下來了。

I already got an A on my project.

我的項目已經得了 A。

That was very brave.

這是非常勇敢的。

I'm gonna get you an A-plus.

我會給你一個A+。

Joy it brings me to rob and steal and to generally do evil.

它給我帶來了快樂，讓我去搶劫、偷竊，總之去做壞事。

Now, look here, mister.

聽著，先生

Don't force me to whip you right here.

別逼我在這裡抽你。

How about I whip you with my licorice whip?

我用甘草鞭抽你怎麼樣？

Oh, good golly.

天哪

Cool!

酷斃了

Sweet Cheeks died of Bravo Man.

Sweet Cheeks 死於 Bravo Man。

Yeah, but Bravo Man totally escaped.

是的，但布拉沃人完全逃脫了。

Yay!

耶

By stealing all the children's candy, I shall have total control over their snack time.

只要偷走孩子們所有的糖果，我就能完全控制他們的零食時間。

Okay, candy boy, I didn't want it to have to come to this, but...

好吧，糖果男孩，我不希望它必須走到這一步，但...

Oh!

哦！

Man, it's dark in here, dark in here, dark in here.

夥計，這裡好黑，這裡好黑，這裡好黑。

Hey, Johnny, I have a plan.

嘿，約翰尼，我有個計劃

I lure Sweet Cheeks over to this hole and you can beat him up.

我把甜臉皮引到這個洞裡，你就可以揍他了。

Excuse me, sir.

對不起，先生

Aren't you the evil villain Sweet Cheeks?

你不就是邪惡的壞蛋甜臉頰嗎？

I'll bet you're terribly frightened of me, aren't you?

我敢打賭，你一定非常害怕我，對吧？

Yes, sir, I am.

是的，先生，我是。

But it would really scare me if you'd just back up a bit towards that manhole.

不過，如果你能朝那個人孔後退一點，我真的會很害怕。

Very well.

很好。

Oh, man.

天啊

Now's my chance.

現在機會來了

I can catch Sweet Cheeks.

我能抓住甜臉頰

Ah!

啊！

Ah!

啊！

Oh, man, that does it.

哦，夥計，這就對了。

This was my favorite shirt.

這是我最喜歡的襯衫。

I gotta go wash up.

我得去洗洗

Ah!

啊！

As a token of my extreme hatred for all people in the world, I shall change this child into a large chocolate bunny.

為了表示我對世界上所有人的極度憎恨，我要把這個孩子變成一隻大巧克力兔子。

Ah!

啊！

With a caramel center?

中間有焦糖嗎？

With an exceptionally large caramel center.

焦糖中心特別大。

Ah!

啊！

This thing ought to wash me up pretty good.

這東西應該能把我洗得乾乾淨淨。

Bravo Man, come quick!

B組，快來

Sweet Cheeks got little Susie.

甜臉頰得到了小蘇西

What'd you say?

你說什麼？

Are you okay?

你還好嗎？

I sure am, thanks to Bravo Man.

我當然是，多虧了 Bravo Man。

Ah!

啊！

I'm melting!

我在融化

No!

不

Bravo Man saved us!

布拉沃人救了我們！

Yay!

耶

Ah!

啊！

Wow!

哇

Bravo Man's the greatest!

布拉沃人是最偉大的！

Man, these kids are smart.

這些孩子真聰明

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