What's so great about it?

它有什麼好？

Not much.

不多。

We can't find Perry anywhere.

我們到處都找不到佩裡。

He's never missed breakfast, not even once.

他從未錯過早餐，一次也沒有。

Uh, you don't think he could have argued with someone at, say, 338 AM, gone his feelings hurt, then run away, do you?

呃，你不認為他會在比如說凌晨 338 點和人爭吵，感情受到傷害，然後逃跑吧？

Nah, he never would have gone outside on purpose.

不，他絕不會故意跑到外面去。

Everybody knows platypuses are supposed to stay inside at night.

大家都知道鴨嘴獸晚上應該呆在屋裡。

You haven't seen him anywhere, have you?

你在哪兒都沒見過他，對吧？

Well, maybe he just wandered off.

也許他只是迷路了

Doesn't he always wander off at some point in the day?

他不是每天都會走神嗎？

And then later, when he comes back, you say, oh, there you are, Perry.

後來，當他回來時，你會說，哦，你在這兒啊，佩裡。

And he says, brr.

他說，"冷"。

Yeah, but he's always here in the morning.

是的，但他早上總是在這裡。

I'd be devastated if something happened to him.

如果他出了什麼事，我會很傷心的。

Oh.

哦。

Oh.

哦。

Oh.

哦。

Oh.

哦。

Oh.

哦。

Oh.

哦。

Oh.

哦。

Oh.

哦。

Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated.

Doofenshmirtz 邪惡公司。

Hold on, I'm coming.

等等，我來了

Another gift basket?

另一個禮品籃？

We regret to inform you that due to the regurgitator's recent evil behavior, you have been downgraded to a minor threat.

我們很遺憾地通知您，由於反芻者最近的邪惡行為，您已被降級為輕微威脅。

If you believe this to be a mistake, please fill out the included appeal for a minor threat.

如果您認為這是一個錯誤，請填寫隨附的輕微威脅上訴書。

Regurgitator?

反芻器？

Oh, well, there's a lot of weirdos out there.

哦，好吧，外面有很多怪人。

Oh, here we go.

哦，又來了。

He has his own blog.

他有自己的博客。

World's Most Evil Villain.

世界上最邪惡的惡棍

Who does this upstart think he is?

這個後起之秀以為自己是誰？

It's time to show him who's boss.

是時候讓他知道誰才是老大了。

All right, Ferb.

好了，費伯

Activate the Platitractor 3000.

啟動 Platitractor 3000。

If Perry's anywhere in Danville, this will bring him home.

如果佩裡在丹維爾的任何地方，這會帶他回家。

Wow.

哇

I didn't know there were so many platypuses in Danville.

我都不知道丹維爾還有這麼多鴨嘴獸。

Yeesh, what a dump.

哎呀，真是個垃圾場。

Well, so much for Mr. Big Shot Supervillain.

好了，大人物超級反派先生就到此為止吧。

Yeah, hi.

是的，嗨

I'm looking for someone named Mr. The Regurgitator.

我在找一個叫 "反芻者先生 "的人。

Hmm.

嗯

Do not push.

不要推。

Eh.

誒。

Oh, my Heinz Heine.

哦，我的海因茨-海涅

Look at this.

看看這個。

All this technology, a giant vacuum tube, and they can't afford a throw pillow?

所有這些技術，一個巨大的真空管，他們卻連一個枕頭都買不起？

Oh, hello.

哦，你好

I am the Regurgitator.

我是 "反芻者"。

Well, I guess I'll have to go.

好吧，我想我得走了。

Well, OK, my name is Heinz Doofenshmirtz.

好吧，我叫海因茨-杜芬什米茨。

Ta-da.

噠噠噠

I'm sorry.

對不起

I don't have the heart.

我沒那個心

Where are those lights coming from, by the way, when you do that?

順便問一下，你這樣做的時候，那些燈是從哪裡來的？

You're that disturbed lunatic from Danville.

你就是那個丹維爾來的瘋子。

Oh, you've heard of me.

哦，你聽說過我。

Yes, and you've heard of me.

是的，你聽說過我。

Seriously, where's that coming?

說真的，這是從哪裡來的？

Oh, look, you've already captured Perry the Platypus.

哦，看，你已經抓到鴨嘴獸佩裡了。

My, you do work fast.

天哪，你幹得真快。

Why don't you fill out these forms, and I'll consider you for a three-year internship.

請填寫這些表格，我會考慮讓你參加為期三年的實習。

I am not here to apply for an internship.

我不是來申請實習的。

You can start by making a fresh pot of coffee.

您可以先煮一壺新咖啡。

Nope, Ferb, not Perry.

不，是費伯，不是佩裡。

This little guy's eyes are too close together, and his beak is orange.

這個小傢伙的眼睛靠得太近了，喙是橙色的。

Perry's is more of a tangerine.

佩裡的更像橘子。

Nope, too fat.

不，太胖了。

Too thin.

太薄了。

Too cartoony.

太卡通了。

Whoa, that one smells like meatloaf.

哇，那個聞起來像肉餅。

Perry!

佩裡

Perry the Platypus!

鴨嘴獸佩裡

Huh?

啊？

Perry!

佩裡

Get over here.

快過來

You're coming home with me so I don't get in trouble with the...

你和我一起回家，這樣我就不會惹上...

You have a pet beaver?

你有一隻寵物海狸？

You have a pet platypus.

你有一隻鴨嘴獸寵物

Touche.

不錯。

Nope, too blue.

不，太藍了。

Too angular.

太稜角分明瞭。

Too French.

太法國了

That one's just a duck with a beaver tail taped on him.

那只是一隻綁著海狸尾巴的鴨子。

Well, that was the last of them.

好了，這是最後一個了。

Maybe we need to think bigger.

也許我們需要想得更遠一些。

And with music.

還有音樂

Perry just loves music, remember?

佩裡熱愛音樂，還記得嗎？

Let's get the guitars.

我們去拿吉他。

I've got an idea.

我有個主意

There's 104 days of summer vacation

暑假有 104 天

And the school comes along just to end it

而學校的出現只是為了結束這一切

So the annual problem for our generation

是以，我們這一代人的年度問題是