What's so great about it?

早上有什麼好的？

Not much.

其實不太好。

We can't find Perry anywhere.

我們到處都找不到泰瑞。

He's never missed breakfast, not even once.

他以前從未錯過早餐，一次也沒有。

Uh, you don't think he could have argued with someone at, say, 338 AM, gone his feelings hurt, then run away, do you?

呃，你不認為他可能會在大約凌晨 3點38分和人爭吵，感情受到傷害後逃跑嗎？

Nah, he never would have gone outside on purpose.

不，他絕不會故意跑到外面去。

Everybody knows platypuses are supposed to stay inside at night.

大家都知道鴨嘴獸晚上應該呆在屋裡。

You haven't seen him anywhere, have you?

你在哪兒都沒見過他，對吧？

Well, maybe he just wandered off.

也許他只是迷路了

Doesn't he always wander off at some point in the day?

他不是每天都會不知道溜到哪裡去嗎？

And then later, when he comes back, you say, oh, there you are, Perry.

然後，等他回來時，你就會說，哦，你在這兒啊！泰瑞！

And he says, brr.

他就會發出"brr"的聲音。

Yeah, but he's always here in the morning.

對呀！但他通常早上都會待在這裡。

I'd be devastated if something happened to him.

如果他出了什麼事，我會很傷心的。

Oh.

哦。

Oh.

哦。

Oh.

哦。

Oh.

哦。

Oh.

哦。

Oh.

哦。

Oh.

哦。

Oh.

哦。

Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated.

杜芬舒斯博士的邪惡企業。

Hold on, I'm coming.

等等，我來了

Another gift basket?

又一個禮品籃？

We regret to inform you that due to the regurgitator's recent evil behavior, you have been downgraded to a minor threat.

我們很遺憾地通知您，由於反芻終結者最近的邪惡行為，您已被降級為輕微威脅。

If you believe this to be a mistake, please fill out the included appeal for a minor threat.

如果您認為這是不正確的，請填寫隨附的輕微威脅上訴書。

Regurgitator?

反芻終結者？

Oh, well, there's a lot of weirdos out there.

哦，好吧，外面的確有很多怪人。

Oh, here we go.

哦，出現了。

He has his own blog.

他還有自己的部落格。

World's Most Evil Villain.

世界上最邪惡的惡棍

Who does this upstart think he is?

這個後起之秀以為自己是誰？

It's time to show him who's boss.

是時候讓他知道誰才是老大了。

All right, Ferb.

好吧，小佛

Activate the Platitractor 3000.

啟動鴨嘴獸追蹤器 3000。

If Perry's anywhere in Danville, this will bring him home.

如果泰瑞在丹佛的任何一個地方，這都能把他帶回家。

Wow.

哇

I didn't know there were so many platypuses in Danville.

我都不知道丹佛還有這麼多鴨嘴獸。

Yeesh, what a dump.

哎呀，真是個垃圾場。

Well, so much for Mr. Big Shot Supervillain.

好了，大人物超級反派先生就到此為止吧。

Yeah, hi.

嗨，你好

I'm looking for someone named Mr. The Regurgitator.

我在找一個叫 "反芻終結者 "的人。

Hmm.

嗯

Do not push.

不要按。

Eh.

誒。

Oh, my Heinz Heine.

哦，我的漢斯啊

Look at this.

看看這裡。

All this technology, a giant vacuum tube, and they can't afford a throw pillow?

這裡那麼多高科技，還有一個巨大的真空管，他們卻連一個枕頭都買不起嗎？

Oh, hello.

哦，你好

I am the Regurgitator.

我是 "反芻終結者"。

Well, I guess I'll have to go.

好吧，我想我得走了。

Well, OK, my name is Heinz Doofenshmirtz.

好吧，我叫漢斯·杜芬舒斯。

Ta-da.

噠噠噠

I'm sorry.

對不起

I don't have the heart.

我沒那個心情

Where are those lights coming from, by the way, when you do that?

順便問一下，你做那個動作的時候，那些燈光是從哪裡來的？

You're that disturbed lunatic from Danville.

你就是那個丹佛來的瘋子。

Oh, you've heard of me.

哦，你聽說過我。

Yes, and you've heard of me.

是的，而且你也聽說過我。

Seriously, where's that coming?

說真的，這是燈光到底從哪裡來的？

Oh, look, you've already captured Perry the Platypus.

哦，快看，你已經抓到鴨嘴獸泰瑞了。

My, you do work fast.

天哪，你動作真快。

Why don't you fill out these forms, and I'll consider you for a three-year internship.

請填寫這些表格，我會考慮讓你參加為期三年的實習。

I am not here to apply for an internship.

我不是來申請實習的。

You can start by making a fresh pot of coffee.

您可以先幫我煮一壺新咖啡。

Nope, Ferb, not Perry.

不，小佛，這些都不是泰瑞。

This little guy's eyes are too close together, and his beak is orange.

這個小傢伙的眼睛靠得太近了，喙還是橙色的。

Perry's is more of a tangerine.

泰瑞的更像是橘子的顏色。

Nope, too fat.

不，太胖了。

Too thin.

太瘦了。

Too cartoony.

太卡通了。

Whoa, that one smells like meatloaf.

哇，那隻聞起來像肉捲。

Perry!

泰瑞

Perry the Platypus!

鴨嘴獸泰瑞

Huh?

啊？

Perry!

泰瑞

Get over here.

快過來

You're coming home with me so I don't get in trouble with the...

快和我一起回家，這樣我就不會惹上...

You have a pet beaver?

你有一隻寵物海狸？

You have a pet platypus.

你有一隻寵物鴨嘴獸

Touche.

說得沒錯。

Nope, too blue.

不，太藍了。

Too angular.

太稜角分明了。

Too French.

太法國了

That one's just a duck with a beaver tail taped on him.

那只是一隻綁著海狸尾巴的鴨子。

Well, that was the last of them.

好了，那是最後一隻了。

Maybe we need to think bigger.

也許我們需要想得更廣一些。

And with music.

加上音樂

Perry just loves music, remember?

泰瑞熱愛音樂，還記得嗎？

Let's get the guitars.

我們去拿吉他。

I've got an idea.

我有個主意

There's 104 days of summer vacation

暑假有 104 天

And the school comes along just to end it

而上學只是為了終結你的假期

So the annual problem for our generation

所以，我們這一代人的年度問題是...