Name: 每個人都想被冒犯K-von (Everyone Is Looking To Be Offended. K-von)
Uploaded: 2024-05-29T11:25:00.000Z
Duration: 8 min 36 s

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Instead, now we have the problem with these Karens.

相反，現在我們遇到了這些卡倫人的問題。

Someone who gets, they start to complain about a comedy show?

You never know who's gonna complain at your show.

你永遠不知道誰會在你的演出中抱怨。

And so I just try to avoid the situation completely.

所以我就儘量完全避免這種情況。

Now, I don't like the term Karen because it's a little racial.

現在，我不喜歡 "凱倫 "這個詞，因為它有點種族色彩。

It's an annoying white woman who complains.

是一個惱人的白種女人在抱怨。

There's annoying women of every ethnicity.

每個種族都有令人討厭的女人。

Asian Karens, Kyrens, let's talk about it.

亞裔卡倫人、凱倫人，我們來談談。

I got to do a really cool show during the pandemic though.

不過，在大流行病期間，我做了一次非常酷的表演。

It's the Latter Day Saints Singles Conference in Orange County, California.

這是在加利福尼亞州橘郡舉行的後期聖徒單身會議。

How many Latter Day Saints people are here?

And you're not supposed to say Mormon, so I say LDS.

你不應該說摩門教徒，所以我說 LDS。

And what's great about it is I love LDS people.

I mean, these are the kind of kids that would TP your house and then clean it up the next morning before you woke up.

我的意思是，這些孩子會把你的房子打掃得乾乾淨淨，然後第二天早上在你醒來之前把房子收拾乾淨。

A lot of you are like, that doesn't happen.

你們很多人都會說，這不可能。

People are always trying to tell you how they're a victim.

人們總是試圖告訴你他們是如何成為受害者的。

They're going to tell you their pronouns.

There's going to be a guy named Earl going,

I saw Megan Rapinoe, who's a soccer player for the United States soccer team, go to the White House and say, this country isn't fair.

我看到美國足球隊的球員梅根-拉皮諾（Megan Rapinoe）去白宮說，這個國家不公平。

She's like, this country's not fair for me.

I'm like, you're at the White House and you get paid to play soccer.

我想，你在白宮踢球還能拿錢。

She gets $3 million a year to play soccer, you guys.

她踢球一年就能拿到 300 萬美元，你們這些傢伙。

甚至不是真正的足球，而是女子足球。

There's going to be a Will Smith after the show.

演出結束後還會有威爾-史密斯的表演。

If you can tell me, when's their next game?

如果你能告訴我，他們下一場比賽是什麼時候？

Now, when I look at the NBA, that basketball court does not have a lot of diversity, but I came up with a solution.

現在，縱觀 NBA，籃球場的多樣性並不多，但我想到了一個解決辦法。

We use technology to help everyone play in the NBA.

我們利用技術幫助每個人在 NBA 打球。

We need to raise or lower the backboard according to what ethnicity is running towards it during the game.

在比賽中，我們需要根據跑向後板的種族來升高或降低後板。

就像勒布朗的投籃，不是 10 英尺，而是 13 英尺。

一些來自猶他州的人，有九英尺高。

Some of you are like, what would Latinos say if they heard that?

你們中的一些人會想，如果拉美人聽到這些，他們會怎麼說？

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