Thank you.

謝謝你。

Oh, hi.

嗨。

First of all, I cannot wait for Furiosa, in case you're wondering, you just look anywhere around here.

首先，我迫不及待地想看《芙莉歐莎：瘋狂麥斯傳奇篇章》，如果你想知道的話，你可以到處看看。

This is going to be the film of 2024. I can't wait.

這將是 2024 年最棒的電影。

I'm gonna see it three times.

我要看三遍。

I want commitments to everyone is going to see it three times be like Barbenheimer Plus.

我希望每個人都能看這部電影看三次，像是芭比海默升級版一樣。

I want you to go to one theater and see this film three times instead of three other movies.

我希望你去一家電影院看這部電影三遍，而不是看三部電影。

I want you to know I wrote all my comments myself, which is why they're going to be quite insightful and brilliant.

我想讓你知道我所有的評論都是我自己寫的，這就是為什麼它們非常有洞察力和才華橫溢。

Beyond the cape and the hammer is a contagious Aussie charm.

除了披風和錘子之外，還有富有感染力的澳洲魅力。

You are a remarkable human being.

你是一個了不起的人。

It's no fun following you. You're legend.

跟隨你一點也不好玩，因為你是傳奇。

Seeing Anya you here and everybody in the family is amazing.

在這裡見到安雅和你們家每個人真是太棒了。

Chris is a bit daunting to describe.

描述克里斯有點讓人望而生畏。

He's very elusive because of the pretty packaging.

由於外表的光鮮亮麗，他顯得非常難以捉摸。

However, upon further inspection, he has a true blue wit and he has a depth of soul and it has been my sincere pleasure to know you low these many years.

然而，仔細觀察後，他擁有真正的智慧和深厚的靈魂，這些年來能夠認識你是一件非常愉快的事情。

But you keep us Hollywood folks on our toes because you're just a real dude.

但是你讓我們這些好萊塢的人保持警覺，因為你是個實在的人。

And now here comes the roast.

現在開始吐槽了。

I reached out to his fellow Avengers to distill to three simple describing words.

我聯繫了他復仇者聯盟同伴們，用三個簡單的字來形容他。

What is Chris Hemsworth?

克里斯漢斯沃是什麼？

First off, Renner says, "Absurdly, annoyingly, amazing."

首先，雷納說：「荒謬又惱人的了不起。」

Ruffalo came in strong with, "Friend from work."

魯法洛強勢地說：「一起工作的朋友。」

Oh, that's a callback. Now I get it.

喔，這是一個梗，我現在懂了。

Scarlet got to the heart of it with "sensitive leading lady."

史嘉蕾用「敏感的女主角」一語道出了問題的核心。

Captain America calls him "second-best Chris."

美國隊長稱他為「第二好的克里斯」。

And I'm just gonna bring it right here to the moment to the here and now with joy and such a sense of there's no one who deserves this more.

我要把這份喜悅帶到此時此刻，因為沒有人比他更值得這份殊榮。

He is Hollywood Star recipient.

他是好萊塢星星的受獎者。