And I had a ponytail, longblondehair, and I had a haton.
我扎著馬尾辮,一頭金色長髮,還戴著一頂帽子。
Andthewarden...
而典獄長...
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I thinkLilyknowswherethisisgoing.
我想莉莉知道接下來會發生什麼
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So I spentthenight.
於是我就在這裡過了一夜。
Andthewardensaid, youcan't wearyourhatandsoon, and I said, OK, noworries, and I thought, oh, shit, they'regoingtoknowwho I am.
典獄長說,你不能戴帽子之類的,我說,好的,不用擔心,我想,哦,該死,他們會知道我是誰的。
Then I thought, oh, no, theydon't getThorinhere, theywatchmovies, and I don't know, I'veneverbeentoprison.
然後我想,哦,不,他們在這裡不會得到雷神,他們看電影,我不知道,我從來沒有去過監獄。
So I assumethat.
所以我認為
Andthemoment I startedwalkingthroughthecells, andit's like H blockofthisthing, andit's alljustkindof, youknow, celluponcellandsoon, and I juststartgettingheckled.
我開始穿過牢房的那一刻,這裡就像 H 區一樣,你知道,牢房挨著牢房,就這樣,我開始受到嘲笑。
Andit's like, yo, yo, Thor's here, man.
就好像,雷神來了。
Yo, Thor, yo, Thor's here, Thor!
喲,托爾,喲,托爾來了,托爾!
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Where's yourhammer, man?
你的錘子呢?
And I'm tryingto, like, blendinand, youknow, research.
When I wassix, but I onlylearntEnglishwhen I waseight, because I wasconvincedthatif I didn't speakthelanguage, myparentswouldhavetotakemehome, andthatfailedmiserably.
We'd had a coupleofdrinksthatnightwhenwediscoveredthatsnakeinthebedroom, and...
那天晚上我們喝了幾杯酒,發現臥室裡有一條蛇,然後...
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I loveAustralians. I loveAustralians.
我愛澳大利亞人我愛澳大利亞人
Wehad a fewdrinkswhenwefoundthesnakeinthebedroom.
我們在臥室發現蛇時,喝了幾杯酒。
Itwas a FridayorSaturdaynight, andwe'reallstandingtheregoing, whatisit?
那是一個星期五或星期六的晚上,我們都站在那裡,想:這是什麼?
Andsomeone's like, it's a brownsnake, itcankillyou, youknow, veryquickly.
有人說,這是一條棕色的蛇,它能很快要了你的命。
Someone's like, no, it's a treepython, it's somethingelse, it's this.
有人會說,不對,這是樹蟒,是別的東西,是這個。
And I justlaunchedinto, like, actionmode, grabbeditbythetail, pickeditup, andeveryonestartsfreakingout, anditstartstokindofcoilitselfbackuptowardme, whichisgettingreadytostrike.