Big news everyone!

各位，大新聞！

We have a new Assassin's Creed on the way!

我們即將推出新的《刺客信條》！

And it's gonna be in Japan!

而且是在日本！

Finally!

最後

Oh my god!

我的天啊

You are still a frog in a well, who knows nothing of the sea.

你還是一隻井底之蛙，對大海一無所知。

This is a literal dream come true bro.

這簡直是夢想成真，兄弟。

Yes sir!

是的，先生！

After all this time, we're finally going to Japan.

過了這麼久，我們終於要去日本了。

And I still gotta see you niggas.

我還得去見你們這些黑鬼。

What?

什麼？

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

哇，哇，哇

What was that man?

那是什麼人？

Damn!

該死

I still gotta be around you big fat babble beast.

我還是得待在你這個喋喋不休的大畜生身邊。

Bro, what was that?

兄弟，那是什麼？

We go to Greece and I get a greasy person.

我們去希臘，我得到了一個油膩膩的人。

We go to France and we get a France person.

我們去法國，就能找到一個法國人。

So why can't I get a Japan person?

那為什麼我找不到日本人呢？

You do though!

但你會的！

You got two protagonists and one's a native Japanese woman.

你有兩個主角，其中一個是土生土長的日本女人。

I said person!

我說的是人！

And women aren't real people!

女人也不是真正的人！

Aye!

是

Yeah!

是啊

I'm supposed to believe a small Asian woman is gonna take down three six foot tall ninjas.

我應該相信一個嬌小的亞洲女人能打倒三個六英尺高的忍者。

Okay, we're talking about Japan during the feudal era.

好吧，我們說的是封建時代的日本。

Those dudes probably capped out at like five foot seven.

那些人的最高身高大概是五英尺七英寸。

Where's my historical accuracy?

我的歷史準確性呢？

Why is it so dark in here?

這裡怎麼這麼黑？

Brother, in one of the games we fight Anubis on a flaming horse.

兄弟，在一個遊戲中，我們騎著烈馬與阿努比斯戰鬥。

I think the real issue is in order to get the ultimate edition, we gotta put down a damn mortgage payment.

我認為真正的問題是，為了得到終極版，我們必須付一筆該死的抵押貸款。

Why aren't we talking about that?

我們為什麼不討論這個問題？

I'm sick and tired of all this DEI in my game.

我已經厭倦了遊戲中的這些 DEI。

What does that even stand for?

這到底代表什麼？

Stands for too many niggas.

代表太多黑鬼。

That's not how acronyms work.

縮略語不是這樣用的。

Also, one of the missions is locked behind a season pass.

此外，其中一個任務被鎖定在季票後面。

Why aren't we talking about that?

我們為什麼不討論這個問題？

How am I supposed to blend in with a crowd of Asians being a six foot two basketball person?

作為一個身高 6 英尺 2 英寸的籃球運動員，我怎麼能混進亞洲人的人群中呢？

The assassin part is when you're playing the Asian woman.

刺客部分是你扮演亞洲女性的時候。

They say it in the trailer.

他們在預告片裡是這麼說的。

Has anyone even asked the Japanese how they feel?

有人問過日本人的感受嗎？

Why aren't we talking about that?

我們為什麼不討論這個問題？

It's too blatant, all right?

這也太明目張膽了吧？

They're trying to push an agenda and make everything woke.

他們試圖推動一項議程，讓一切都清醒過來。

Now I will admit, there are times these game industries will definitely pander to a certain demographic for some money, likes, or whatever.

現在我承認，這些遊戲產業有時肯定會迎合特定人群，以獲取金錢、喜好或其他東西。

But it's not every single time you see a black person as a protagonist.

但並不是每次都能看到黑人作為主角。

Also, can you make your points without sounding incredibly racist?

另外，你能不能在闡述觀點時，不要讓人覺得你有令人難以置信的種族主義傾向？

MONKEY!

猴子

Oh, I'm done here.

哦，我不玩了

Let's get this modern media.

讓我們來看看現代媒體。

I'm gonna go play a real samurai game.

我要去玩真正的武士遊戲了。

Like Neo.

就像尼奧

Or that's just crazy.

或者是瘋了。