Please!

請！

I said I'd come back!

我說我會回來的

I'm not doing anything.

我什麼都沒做。

Oh, that's your normal face, isn't it?

哦，這是你平時的表情，對嗎？

Hmm...

嗯...

The only problem is, you need to pass a test in order to prove you belong in my class.

唯一的問題是，你需要通過考試才能證明你屬於我的班級。

So, you're gonna have to study like you've never studied before.

所以，你必須以前所未有的方式學習。

Let's go!

我們走吧

You gotta think big.

你要有遠大的理想。

Think deep.

深入思考。

Pretty soon, you'll make that quantum leap.

很快，你就會實現質的飛躍。

So?

所以呢？

What do I do?

我該怎麼辦？

I've literally never studied before.

我以前真的從沒學過。

Are you kidding me?

你在開玩笑嗎？

All these years of teaching you?

教了你這麼多年？

Just go to your mind palace or whatever and try to remember how to study!

只要進入你的 "心靈宮殿 "或其他地方，努力回憶如何學習就可以了！

Okay.

好的

I'll try.

我試試

More like a mind cupboard.

更像是一個心靈櫥櫃。

Okay, Watterson.

好吧，沃特森。

Time to roll up your sleeves.

是時候捲起袖子了。

What?

什麼？

More work?

更多工作？

No.

不

Roll up your sleeves so I can write the answers on your arm.

捲起袖子，讓我把答案寫在你的手臂上。

But that's cheating!

但這是作弊！

Yeah, but if you rearrange the letters in the word teaching, what do you get?

是的，但如果把 "教學 "一詞中的字母重新排列，你會得到什麼？

Uh...

呃...

Eating?

吃東西？

Cha?

查？

What?

什麼？

No!

不

Cheating!

作弊！

But isn't that wrong?

但這不是錯了嗎？

Only if you get caught.

除非你被抓到。

Look, when I was your age, I cheated too.

聽著，我在你這個年紀的時候，也出過軌。

What the what right now?

現在怎麼了？

I scribbled the answers on the cave wall.

我把答案潦草地寫在洞壁上。

Oh, so that's what cave paintings are.

哦，原來這就是洞穴壁畫。

Okay, what's the best way for me to cheat?

好吧，我作弊的最佳方式是什麼？

In your case, every way.

就你而言，每種方式都是。

Right, Watterson.

對，沃特森。

You have one hour.

你們有一個小時的時間。

Begin.

開始。

Okay, plan A.

好吧，A計劃

I can't read it.

我看不懂。

Why?

為什麼？

It's all backwards.

這一切都倒退了。

I wrote it in front of a mirror.

我是對著鏡子寫的。

Okay, plan B.

好吧，B計劃

Oh, no.

哦，不

It goes dark when I close my eyes.

閉上眼睛，眼前一片漆黑。

Just pull on them.

拉一下就好了。

Watch out!

小心

What is going on here?

這是怎麼回事？

Just, uh, visualizing my answers.

我只是在想象我的答案

Oh, I've always wondered what that would look like from the outside.

哦，我一直在想，從外面看會是什麼樣子。

Carry on.

繼續。

Plan C, then.

那就 C 計劃吧。

Sir?

先生？

Yes?

什麼事？

Can I use the bathroom?

我能使用衛生間嗎？

Hmm.

嗯

So, did you use the notes we left in there?

那麼，你用了我們留在那裡的筆記嗎？

Yep.

是的。

Ah, good.

啊，太好了。

I have to say, I prefer to apply paper.

不得不說，我更喜歡用紙。

It's softer.

它更柔軟。

What the?

怎麼了？

Okay, next plan.

好，下一個計劃

Use the water bottle.

使用水瓶。

Oh, yeah.

哦，是的

Thanks.

謝謝。

I meant the label.

我是說標籤。

Read the label!

閱讀標籤！

Recycle after use.

使用後回收。

Oh, of course.

哦，當然。

The answers were written inside the label!

答案就寫在標籤裡面！

What is wrong with you?

你怎麼了？

Use these!

使用這些！

I can't read that.

我看不懂。

Don't worry.

別擔心

I've got this.

我有這個。

Never mind.

沒關係。

I'll write the answers on the window.

我會把答案寫在窗戶上。

Ah, ah.

啊，啊

Dag nabbit, it's too hot outside.

達格-納比特，外面太熱了。

Ahhhhhhh.

啊啊啊啊

Watson, you have five minutes remaining.

沃森，你還有五分鐘。

I'll just whime it.

我就 "嗚 "一聲。

First answer, the birth of Venus.

第一個答案是維納斯的誕生。

No!

不

That's not really necessary!

其實沒必要這樣！

I can hear you!

我聽得見

Good point.

說得好。

Question two.

問題二

Tom, we don't have time for this!

湯姆，我們沒時間了！

I'm gonna do it myself!

我自己來

What?

什麼？

No!

不

You can't!

你不能！

You're only one IQ point away from being a vegetable!

你只差一個智商點就成植物人了！

Question three!

問題三

Question three!

問題三

Okay.

好的

Here we go.

開始了

Okay, Waterson, I've marked your test, and I've got some bad news.

好了 沃特森 我給你的測試做了標記 我有個壞消息要告訴你

I'll see you back in eighth grade tomorrow.

明天八年級見

Look!

你看

You got an A-plus?

你得了 A+？

But how?

但怎麼做呢？

Must have been all the time we spent going over it.

一定是我們花了很多時間複習。

Wait, so you actually...

等等，你真的...

Yes.

是的。

I actually learned something.

我真的學到了一些東西。

And a pleasure to keep you with us, too, Miss Simeon.

我也很高興你能和我們在一起 西米恩小姐

Good job, Waterson.

幹得好，沃特森。

I guess you didn't need me after all to help you cheat.

看來你根本不需要我幫你作弊。

Use your pen for the test.

用你的筆做測試。

Yeah, it really helped.

是的，真的很有幫助。

It meant I could focus and didn't need to cheat like you did in the eighth grade.

這意味著我可以集中精力，不需要像你在八年級時那樣作弊。