In fact, you're probably on it right now while this show plays in the background.

事實上，你現在可能正在播放這個節目。

Hey!

嘿！

Hey, I'm on TV over here!

嘿，我上電視了！

Pay attention!

注意了

Unless you're watching me on TikTok, in which case, nice, thank you.

除非你是在 TikTok 上看到我的，那樣的話，很好，謝謝。

Anyway, TikTok is huge, but if Congress has its way, that's about to change.

不管怎麼說，TikTok 是個大公司，但如果國會同意，情況就會發生變化。

We begin this hour with breaking news up on Capitol Hill.

我們從國會山的突發新聞開始。

Just minutes ago, House lawmakers passed a bill that could lead to a ban of the very popular social media platform TikTok here in the United States.

就在幾分鐘前，眾議院立法者通過了一項法案，可能會導致美國禁止非常流行的社交媒體平臺 TikTok。

The measure would give the company less than six months to sell to a non-Chinese owner.

該措施將給予該公司不到六個月的時間出售給非中國所有者。

If that doesn't happen, TikTok could be shut down here in the United States.

如果不這樣做，TikTok 可能會在美國被關閉。

Lawmakers from both parties warning that China could manipulate the algorithm to spread its own propaganda, or data like your browser history and location could be shared with the Chinese government.

來自兩黨的立法者警告說，中國可能會操縱算法來傳播自己的宣傳，也可能會與中國政府共享您的瀏覽器歷史和位置等數據。

This is not an attempt to ban TikTok.

這並不是要禁止 TikTok。

It's an attempt to make TikTok better.

這是一次讓 TikTok 變得更好的嘗試。

Tic-tac-toe.

井字遊戲

A winner. A winner.

贏家贏家

That's right. That's right.

這就對了沒錯

Congress might be banning TikTok or banning Tic-tac-toe.

國會可能會禁止 TikTok 或禁止井字遊戲。

I'm not sure Nancy Pelosi knows.

我不確定南希-佩洛西是否知道。

Also...

還有...

Tic-tac-toe winner?

井字遊戲贏家？

Tic-tac-toe is always a tie.

井字遊戲總是平局。

Unless you're playing with your three-year-old.

除非你和三歲的孩子一起玩。

Then I'm winning three out of five times.

那我五次中就贏了三次。

But, yes, obviously, there's a problem with a Chinese app spying on Americans and feeding us propaganda.

但是，是的，很明顯，一箇中國應用程序監視美國人並向我們進行宣傳是有問題的。

You want American apps doing that.

你希望美國的應用程序這麼做。

But is this app really a Chinese propaganda tool?

但這款應用程序真的是中國的宣傳工具嗎？

The most viral TikTok right now is just this.

現在最流行的 TikTok 就是這個。

Chocolate strawberries.

巧克力草莓

That has more than 710 million views.

觀看次數超過 7.1 億次。

And there's nothing political about it.

這一點也不帶政治色彩。

I mean, yes, it-it does make you want to invade Taiwan a little, but aside from that, it's harmless.

我的意思是，是的，它確實讓你有點想入侵臺灣，但除此之外，它是無害的。

What's interesting here is how unpredictable the breakdown of the vote was.

有趣的是，投票結果的細分是如此難以預料。

Marjorie Taylor Greene and AOC voted together against the bill.

Marjorie Taylor Greene 和 AOC 共同投票反對該法案。

Nancy Pelosi and Lauren Boebert voted for it.

南希-佩洛西和勞倫-博伯特投了贊成票。

Both nightmare blunt rotations, by the way.

順便說一句，這兩個夢魘都是鈍性旋轉。

Meanwhile, Biden s...

與此同時，拜登...

Biden says he'd sign the bill, and Trump has come out against it.

拜登說他會簽署該法案，而特朗普則表示反對。

The only thing you can really count on is that young people hate it, and TikTok is doing everything it can to mobilize them.

唯一可以確定的是，年輕人討厭 TikTok，而 TikTok 正竭盡全力動員年輕人。

The company has launched an all-out lobbying effort both on the app and here on Capitol Hill.

該公司在應用程序和國會山發起了全面的遊說活動。

If you are on TikTok, there's a good chance you've got an alert to say, call your member of Congress.

如果您正在使用 TikTok，很有可能您已經收到了 "給您的國會議員打電話 "的提示。

Phones are ringing off the hook in many offices here in Washington.

在華盛頓的許多辦公室，電話鈴聲此起彼伏。

We had little children calling into our office and others basically saying questions like, what is Congress?

有小孩子打電話到我們的辦公室，還有其他人基本上都在問 "國會是什麼 "之類的問題。

What is a congressman?

什麼是議員？

Can I have my TikTok back?

我能要回我的 TikTok 嗎？

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That's how you know this issue is important.

這樣你就知道這個問題很重要了。

In addition, it forced Gen Z to make their very first phone call.

此外，它還迫使 Z 世代撥打他們的第一個電話。

And you know, you know congressmen must have been pissed at teenagers blowing up their phones all day.

你也知道，國會議員們肯定對青少年們整天狂轟濫炸他們的手機很生氣。

I mean, well, Matt Gaetz didn't mind, but...

我的意思是，好吧，馬特蓋茨不介意，但...

-$&%!

-$&%!

The rest of them were pissed.

其他人都很生氣。

Doug, I have to say, as an American, it's great that these kids are getting involved in the civic process.

道格，我不得不說，作為一個美國人，這些孩子能參與到公民進程中來真是太好了。

But you're too young to start getting ignored by your congressperson.

但你還太小，還不能開始被國會議員忽視。

For more on the TikTok ban, we go live to Washington, D.C., with Ronny Chieng.

有關 TikTok 禁令的更多資訊，我們將與 Ronny Chieng 一起前往華盛頓特區進行直播。

-♪ ♪ -$&%!

-♪ ♪ -$&%!

Ronny, what's the feeling up on Capitol Hill?

朗尼，國會山那邊感覺如何？

Uh, I'll tell you what the feeling should be.

我來告訴你應該是什麼感覺。

America should be feeling humiliated right now.

美國現在應該感到羞辱。

China made an app so popular that the government has to ban it?

中國的一款應用程序如此受歡迎，以至於政府不得不加以禁止？

That means communist China beat free-market America at capitalism, all right?

這意味著共產主義的中國在資本主義方面打敗了自由市場的美國，對嗎？

That's, like, a whole thing, America, and you lost.

那是一整件事，美國，你輸了。

This-this is... this is as bad as that time that Asian dude won the hot dog eating contest six times in a row.

這......這就跟那個亞洲人連續六次贏得吃熱狗比賽一樣糟糕。

China beat us so bad at mindless entertainment, we need the government to save us?

中國在無腦娛樂方面把我們打得這麼慘，我們需要政府來拯救嗎？

Oh, no, TikTok's too popular.

哦，不，TikTok 太受歡迎了。

Now we're addicted to our phones that are also made in China.

現在，我們沉迷於同樣是中國製造的手機。

Ronny, hold-hold on a minute.

朗尼，等一下

What choice do our leaders have here?

我們的領導人在這裡還有什麼選擇？

China's using TikTok to influence people.

中國正在利用 TikTok 影響人們。

Oh, trust me, I know.

哦，相信我，我知道。

Before I used TikTok, I was a white guy in Iowa named Mike Sullivan, okay?

在使用 TikTok 之前，我是愛荷華州的一個白人，名叫邁克-沙利文，好嗎？

Look at me now. I'm serious.

現在看著我。我是認真的

Wait, are you... is that true?

等等，你......這是真的嗎？

Is that true?

這是真的嗎？

No! No, you idiots!

不不，你們這些白痴