Are you, like, in love with Tammy Mullins?

你愛上塔米-穆林斯了嗎？

I'm not in love with her, I just like her knockers.

我沒有愛上她，我只是喜歡她的胸部。

Okay, well, why would you protect someone from getting

好吧，那你為什麼要保護一個人，不讓他得到

farted on unless there were some real feelings there?

除非是真的有感情？

Dude, I said I was sorry, okay?

老兄，我說了對不起，好嗎？

You guys! You guys!

你們你們

Something really weird is going on!

事情真的很詭異！

I keep having the same dream that I'm a fat little white boy.

我一直在做同一個夢，夢見自己是個胖胖的白人小男孩。

You ain't white, but you definitely fat.

你不是白人，但你絕對很胖。

This is serious, Kyle!

這很嚴重，凱爾！

It's more than a dream, it's becoming like real now!

這不僅僅是一個夢，它現在變得像真的一樣！

I keep seeing all of you!

我一直看到你們！

Being replaced by little white motherfuckers!

被他媽的小白人所取代！

Well, maybe you should try not being so racist, Cartman.

好吧，也許你應該試著不那麼種族歧視，Cartman。

You can't be racist towards white people, Stan!

你不能對白人有種族歧視，斯坦！

They all honky-ass bitches! You know what this is?

她們都是賤貨你知道這是什麼嗎？

I think this is some alternate universe shit.

我想這是另一個宇宙的鬼東西。

Yeah, right, you just acting crazy 'cause you wanna

是的，沒錯，你只是在裝瘋賣傻，因為你想

-get sent home from school. -No, I'm not, Kyle!

-從學校被送回家。-不會的，凱爾

Yeah, bitch, you just wanna get sent home

是啊，婊子，你只想被送回家

so you can play Baldur's Gate 3.

這樣你就可以玩《博德之門 3》了。

(yelling)

（大喊大叫）

(yelling)

（大喊大叫）

What the fuck?

搞什麼鬼？

Oh, my God, it's all real!

哦，天哪，這都是真的！

Whatever you're doing, Cartman, we ain't buyin' it.

不管你在做什麼 Cartman 我們都不會買賬的

Stay away from me! You aren't my friends! Do you understand?

離我遠點你們不是我的朋友你們明白嗎？

Is that supposed to be Cartman?

那是 Cartman 嗎？

It ain't Cartman but it's still fat.

它不是 Cartman，但還是很胖。

Just more like little round and fat.

只是更像又圓又胖的小傢伙。

Yeah, like Tammy Mullins' knockers.

是啊，就像塔米-穆林斯的乳房。

Kenny! Brah.

肯尼布拉

Chill with the knockers. Man!

用磕頭的方式冷靜下來男人

No...

不...

No...!

不.....！

(school bell rings)

（上課鈴聲響起）

Okay, so Clyde says he can probably try to fart

好吧，克萊德說他也許可以試著放屁

on Tammy Mullins again during fourth period.

在第四節比賽中，塔米-穆林斯（Tammy Mullins）再次被罰出場。

But this time Kenny has to keep his mouth shut.

但這一次，肯尼不得不閉上嘴巴。

It's fine! I won't say anything, fine!

沒事的我什麼都不會說的

He's gonna say something, he's totally in love with her.

他一定會說什麼的 他完全愛上她了

-No, I'm not! -You guys! You guys!

-不，我沒有-你們！你們！

Holy shit, you guys, I fuckin' told you!

我靠，我他媽早就告訴你們了！

I fuckin' told you this was happening, didn't I?

我他媽的告訴過你會發生這種事，不是嗎？

Told us what was happening?

告訴我們發生了什麼？

I told you I was having all these dreams

我告訴過你，我一直在做這些夢

that I was a fat little white boy

我是個白白胖胖的小男孩

and you guys were all white boys too and now look!

你們也都是白人男孩，現在看看！

Y'all actually turned into 'em!

你們都變成他們了

-Do we know you? -I'm Cartman.

-我們認識你嗎?-我是 Cartman.

And you're Kyle and you're Stan and you're fucking Kenny.

你是凱爾 你是斯坦 你是他媽的肯尼

Only it's a parallel, alternated universe

只不過這是一個平行、交替的宇宙

and y'all have been replaced.

你們都被替換了

Uh, okay, cool lady.

好吧，酷女士

We gotta get to class.

我們得去上課了

Oh, no! No, no, no, no, no!

哦，不不，不，不，不，不，不！

You guys are gonna listen to me this time!

你們這次一定要聽我的

I need help!

我需要幫助！

Cartman's just messing with us.

Cartman 只是在耍我們

Fuck you, Kyle!

去你的，凱爾

This is serious, you fuckin' butt-fucker!

我是認真的，你這混蛋

Yeah, listen, lady, we really gotta get going.

聽著，女士，我們真的得走了

Will you guys fucking listen to me?! I'm Cartman!

你們他媽的能聽我說嗎?我是 Cartman！

You're not Cartman and multiple universes are stupid.

你不是 Cartman，多重宇宙也很蠢。

Oh, goddamn it!

該死的