Name: 不愧是親媽！一起看 Jimmy Kimmel 讓名人們讀媽媽傳來的爆笑簡訊！(Celebrities Read Texts from Their Moms #5)
Uploaded: 2024-05-14T06:10:43.000Z
Duration: 2 min 41 s

So, my parents come and visit me in L.A., they stay with me for a few days, but eventually they get an Airbnb. This was the day they transitioned out of my house into the Airbnb.

所以，我父母來洛杉磯看我，他們在我家住了幾天，但最終還是住進了 Airbnb。這一天，他們從我家搬到了 Airbnb。

情態副詞

Would you do me a favor? I move so quickly in and out of your house, I meant to get a handful of hangers. Would you put about five or six hangers out on the porch, and when

能幫我個忙嗎？我進出你的房子太快了，我想拿一把衣架。你能把五六個衣架放在門廊上嗎？

程度副詞

Dad and I go food shopping later, I will pick them up. Or just put them on one of the chairs outside so they're not sitting in dirt. Thanks. I send a picture of those hangers put on a table showing her they're not in dirt. She says, sorry to bother you honey, I just found a whole bunch of hangers in the closet, so you can put those hangers back in the house.

我和爸爸一會兒去買菜，我會把它們撿回來。或者把它們放在外面的椅子上，這樣它們就不會坐在泥土裡了。謝謝。我發了一張衣架放在桌子上的照片給她看，讓她知道衣架沒有被弄髒。她說，抱歉打擾你，親愛的，我剛在衣櫃裡找到一大堆衣架，你可以把這些衣架放回屋裡去。

So she had the hangers at the Airbnb, and then I put my hangers back in my house. I don't know if this is interesting, but this is what we talk about. So, my mom lives in

所以她把衣架放在了 Airbnb，然後我把衣架放回了家裡。我不知道這是否有趣，但這就是我們談論的話題。我媽媽住在

Mexico, and the highways can be dangerous, and here's why. She texted me at 9.22am, dead black cow on highway this morning. Sad face. And I responded, no. We lost a lot of good milk that day. Okay, so I found an article online, and it was kind of mean. It was about me. So I texted my mom, and her response was, f*** her. Big deal. I drove to her house, and now I'm waiting outside. Thanks mom. That's why you don't f*** with my mom. Got a cold out of nowhere, and a thunderstorm, so no swimming today. Hoping it's allergies.

墨西哥的高速公路很危險，原因就在這裡。早上 9 點 22 分，她給我發來簡訊：今天早上高速公路上死了一頭黑牛。愁眉苦臉。我回復說，沒有。那天我們損失了很多好牛奶。好吧 我在網上找到一篇文章 寫得有點刻薄是關於我的所以我給我媽發了簡訊 她的回覆是 "去她的沒什麼大不了的我開車去了她家 現在我就在外面等她謝謝媽媽這就是為什麼你不能跟我媽上床今天突然感冒了，還下了西北雨，所以沒去游泳。希望是過敏

 Your mother loves you. Yeah, no swimming and thunderstorms mom. Happy Mother's Day. Be careful on The View. It's a very politically motivated show. Maybe wear your hair up. Gives us height and slims our faces. Think about it. The outfit you wore on New Year's Eve was stunning. Mama's suggestions. Love you. Didn't ask her for any of those. Brett, I've just started watching a documentary called Moms Make Porn. These moms seem so wonderful, and I've only watched 20 minutes, and I have so little knowledge of this porn. I never watch it. I don't seek it out. I did see Deep Throat way back in 1970-something. I hated it, and I'm still uncomfortable with it, and I realize now why. I love sex, and I love sex with someone who loves me. This being paid to do things to men, men being aggressive, it makes me feel sick. There's something so out of my control about it. So out of my comfort zone. Anyway, just checking in. Happy Sunday.

你媽媽愛你是啊，媽媽不喜歡游泳和雷雨。母親節快樂上 "觀點 "節目要小心這是個很有政治動機的節目把頭髮盤起來吧既增高又瘦臉想想吧你在除夕夜穿的那套衣服太迷人了 The outfit you wore on New Year's Eve was stunning.媽媽的建議愛你我可沒問她要這些佈雷特 我剛開始看一部紀錄片 叫《媽媽製造色情》這些媽媽們看起來都很好 我只看了20分鐘 我對這種色情片知之甚少我從來不看我不會去找它。我倒是在1970年左右看過《深喉》我很討厭它，到現在還覺得不舒服，我現在才知道為什