No.

不

You want to hear an interesting thing about stairs?

想聽聽關於樓梯的趣事嗎？

Stop reading.

停止閱讀。

If the height of a single step is off by as little as two millimeters, most people will trip.

如果一個臺階的高度偏差只有兩毫米，大多數人都會被絆倒。

I don't care.

我不在乎

Two millimeters? That doesn't seem right.

兩毫米？這似乎不對

No, it's true. I did a series of experiments when I was 12.

不，這是真的。我12歲時做過一系列實驗

My father broke his clavicle.

我父親的鎖骨骨折了。

Is that why they sent you to boarding school?

這就是他們送你去寄宿學校的原因嗎？

No. That was the result of my work with lasers.

不，那是我研究脈衝光的結果。

New neighbor?

新鄰居？

Evidently.

可見一斑。

Significant improvement over the old neighbor.

與老鄰居相比，有了很大的改進。

200-pound transvestite with a skin condition?

200 磅重的異裝癖患者患有皮膚病？

Yes, she is.

是的，她是。

Oh, hi.

哦，嗨

Hi.

你好。

Hi.

你好。

Hi.

你好。

Hi.

你好。

Hi.

你好。

Hi.

你好。

We don't mean to interrupt.

我們無意打擾。

We live across the hall.

我們就住在對面。

Oh, that's nice.

哦，真不錯。

Oh, no, we don't live just across the hall.

哦，不，我們不住在走廊對面。

What?

什麼？

Oh, no, we don't live together.

哦，不，我們不住在一起。

I mean, we live together, but in separate heterosexual bedrooms.

我的意思是，我們住在一起，但住在不同的異性臥室裡。

Oh, okay, well, guess I'm your new neighbor.

哦，好吧，看來我是你的新鄰居了。

Penny.

佩妮

Leonard. Sheldon.

倫納德謝爾頓

Hi.

你好。

Hi.

你好。

Hi.

你好。

Hi.

你好。

Well, uh, oh, welcome to the building.

歡迎來到這裡

Oh, thank you.

哦，謝謝。

Maybe we can have coffee sometime.

也許我們改天可以一起喝咖啡。

Oh, great.

哦，太好了。

Great.

好極了

Great.

好極了

Great.

好極了

Well, uh, bye.

再見

Bye.

再見。

Bye.

再見。

Bye.

再見。