Give us your name and a fun fact about you.

告訴我們你的名字和趣事。

I'll go first.

我先來。

My name is Charlos.

我叫 Charlos。

My favorite color is dandelion.

我最喜歡的顏色是蒲公英。

I play keytar and I speak French.

我會彈吉他，會說法語。

Ah, tres bien.

啊，真不錯。

Okay, well, I'm not like, fluent.

好吧，我沒有到很流利。

Right, okay.

好喔。

How 'bout you next?

下一個輪到你講？

Me? - Yeah.

我？- 對喔。

You gave me no time to prepare and now every thought has left my mind.

你沒有給我時間準備，現在所有的想法都已拋諸腦後。

All right, just start with your name.

好吧，就從你的名字開始。

So when I said every thought, I meant every thought.

當我說每一個想法時，我指的是每一個想法。

Okay.

好的。

All right, who knows the answer for question three?

好了，誰知道第三個問題的答案？

Yo, it's 42.

喲，是 42。

That is correct. - Yes! Let's go.

沒錯。- 讚啦！很棒。

[Other student] Get it, boy.

[其他學生] 你很屌。

Yeah, man, whoa. - Okay, sit down.

是啊，老兄，哇。- 好了，坐下。

All right, who knows the thing for the next question?

好，誰知道下一個問題的答案？

I guess I'll raise my hand. But what if I'm wrong?

我想我要舉手了，但如果我錯了呢？

I will have drawn attention to myself only to show that I'm a dingbat.

我將引起人們的注意只是為了證明我是個笨蛋。

Hey, Brian.

嘿，Brian。

I wasn't raising my hand.

我沒有舉手。

Then what are you doing?

那你在做什麼？

Deodorant check.

除臭劑檢查。

Yeah, it's, it's still working.

是的，還有發揮功效。

Okay.

好的。

Okay, everyone, we got a group project coming up.

好了，各位，我們馬上要進行一個小組報告了。

I love group projects.

我喜歡小組報告了。

You get everyone's phone number, you get the group chat fired up, you have a bunch of group meetings where you order pizza and chill,

可以得到每個人的電話號碼，可以群聊，可以召開一系列小組會議，點披薩和放鬆，

and maybe you throw together the project in like, the last 10 minutes before class.

也許你會在上課前的最後 10 分鐘把報告拼湊起來。

I'm convinced that the only reason teachers make us work in groups is so that they only have to grade five projects instead of 30.

我確信老師讓我們分組工作的唯一原因是他們只需對五個報告進行評分，而不是 30 個。

Oh, great, group chat just got fired up.

哦，太棒了，群聊開始聊起來了。

Oh my, oh my gosh. Oh, please stop.

我的天啊哦，請停下來。

Oh, Charlos, we missed you last class. How is your sick grandma?

哦，Charlos，上節課我們很想你。你生病的奶奶怎麼樣了？

Who?

誰？

Oh, Grandma.

哦，奶奶。

Grandma is recovering from her ailment as we speak.

目前，奶奶正在康復中。

I appreciate you all, thank you.

我很感激你們，謝謝。

Hey, teacher, I wasn't here last class. I wanted to see what material I missed.

嘿，老師，上節課我沒來。我想看看我錯過了哪些教材。

You were here. You were sitting in the corner like always.

你有來啊。你像往常一樣坐在角落裡。

No, I emailed you saying I wouldn't be here.

不，我給你發郵件說我不會來了。

And then I wasn't here.

然後我也確實沒有來。

I don't remember that.

我不記得。

You replied to the email.

你有回覆電子郵件。

I think I'd know if one of my students was absent, okay?

如果我的學生缺席了，我想我會知道的，好嗎？

Okay.

好的。

Uh, Charlos, what are you doing after class today?

Charlos，你今天下課後要做什麼？

Oh, nothing much.

哦，沒什麼。

Why, you wanna hang out?

為什麼問？你想出去玩？

No.

不是。

Hey, Brian, are you doing anything after class?

嘿，Brian，你下課後有什麼活動嗎？

Why would you need to know that information?

你為什麼需要知道這些資訊？

I'm just making conversation.

我只是在哈拉。

Stop invading my privacy.

別再侵犯我的隱私了。

Okay.

好的。

I can't wait for summer break so I can hit the beach with all my pals and get some rays.

我等不及放暑假了，這樣我就能和我的夥伴們一起去海灘曬曬太陽了。

Can't wait for summer break so I can bask in the glow of my computer screen.

等不及放暑假了，這樣我就能沉浸在電腦螢幕的光芒中了。

The blue light really helps me maintain this ghostly pallor.

藍光幫助我保持了這種幽靈般的蒼白。

♪ A stranger's come to town ♪

♪ 一個陌生人來到城裡 ♪

♪ They call him Mr. Frank James ♪

♪ 他們稱他為弗蘭克詹姆斯先生 ♪