How do you know I'm not using the facilities?

你怎麼知道我不是在上廁所？

Because you email me your bathroom schedule once a week even though I've clicked unsubscribe like a thousand times.

因為你每週都會把你的如廁時間表寄給我，雖然我點過幾千次退訂。

So, what's going on?

到底發生了什麼？

I don't know.

我不知道。

I looked around the room and I saw all the faces and the presents and it was just too much.

我環顧四周，看到一張張笑臉和滿屋的禮物，壓力如排山倒海般襲來。

I get that.

我懂。

Hey, you want to just bring a few people in here?

你想不想只叫幾個人進來？

You know, Wil Wheaton in the bathtub, Batman on the toilet, it'll be like the weirdest Comic Con ever.

威爾·惠頓坐在浴缸裡，蝙蝠俠坐在馬桶上，把這裡打造成最詭異的漫畫展。

I know that you worked hard to put this together.

我知道你們費心安排了這一切。

I'm sorry I'm ruining it.

抱歉我破壞了一切。

Oh, please.

哦，拜託。

You're not ruining it.

你才沒有破壞呢。

Look, at some point, Raj will try to get everyone to do the Electric Slide.

拉傑本還準備在某個時刻讓大家一起跳滑步舞，

Now that will ruin it.

那才會毀掉一切呢。

I don't think I can go back out there.

我可能沒辦法再回去了。

That's fine.

沒關係。

You know, I hate that your sister and her friends used to torture you.

我很恨你妹妹和她的朋友曾經折磨過你，

What I hate even more is if I was there, I would have tortured you too.

但我更厭惡的是，如果那時候我在，我可能也會一起折磨你。

Based on this pep talk, I'd say you're still doing it.

從你的這加油打氣來看，你還在折磨我呢。

My point is, there was a time I never would have been friends with someone like you and now you are one of my favorite people.

我的意思是，要是以前，我肯定不會和你這樣的人當朋友，但現在你成了我最喜歡的人之一。

So if what you need is to spend your birthday in a bathroom, I'm happy to do it with you.

所以，如果你希望在廁所裡過你的生日，我也很願意陪著你。

Everyone will think I'm weird.

大家一定會覺得我是個怪胎

Sweetie, you are weird.

親愛的，你的確很怪異。

Everyone knows you're weird, but they're all still here because they care about you so much.

每個人都知道你是個異類，但他們今天齊聚一堂是因為他們發自內心在乎你。

Hello?

哈囉？

Some of us need to check our hair because we might have a shot with Leonard's mother.

有人需要進來打理一下髮型，因為可能有機會和李奧納德的媽媽「來一發」哦。